*After Sakura's outburst, our heroes were thrown out of the diner. They walked down to the nearby river to sit and continue their talk.*
Sasuke: Honestly Sakura, was that really called for?
Sakura: It's just... You're just... Ooooh!
Naruto: Poor Sakura-chan hasn't been having a lot of sex... Lately.
Sasuke: "Lately?"
Sakura: NARUTO! Shut up! Not one word I will deny everything it NEVER HAPPENED!
Naruto: *grin* All right... Then this is all purely hypothetical.
Sakura: I swear to God Naruto if you say one word-!
Sasuke: But Sakura. I'm very interested in hearing this.
Sakura: And I can murder you both in your sleep if you DARE to-!
Naruto: *Pressure Point Chakra Attack!*
Sakura: Oh... Oh... OHHHH! OHHHH! OHHHH G-GOOOOOD! *Passes out*
Naruto: Phew... Thank you Hinata-chan.
Sasuke: You know she'll just want to murder you all the more when she wakes up.
Naruto: *sigh* Yes. Yes I know.
Sasuke: ... So are you going to tell me or what?
Naruto: Well! If you insist!
*Flashback!*
Naruto: *Narrating* Sakura poured almost all of her frustration and anger and sadness into becoming as strong a kunoichi as she possibly could, and so with Baa-chan's instruction she went to go train against other strong ninjas in a wide variety of disciplines. Unfortunately... She was a little too frustrated.
Sakura: Haa... Haa... Haaa... COME ON! BRING IT ON, I CAN TAKE ANYTHING YOU CAN DISH OUT! COME ON!
Lee: Ah... S-Sakura-san, we have been fighting for over an hour and-
Sakura: FIGHT ME GODDAMNIT!
Neji: Haruno-san-
Sakura: WHAT?!
Neji: *Winces* His... Arms and legs are broken.
Sakura: ... Oh...
Lee: N-No worries Sakura-san! I can resume training with the power of my youth... I'm sure my arms and legs can afford being bent that way!
Sakura: *groan*
Naruto: And things got worse...
Sakura: WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT?!
Waitress: Y-Your check, miss?
Sakura: Oh... Um... Thanks...
Naruto: Until finally, she reached a breaking point.
*The hospital, where, appropriate for this scenario Sakura is dressed as a nurse. It's due to her training and is not at all merely indulging in one of the fetishes of the author... Honest.*
Kiba: Look! All I'm asking is for you to fix my BROKEN HANDS. Is that so much to ask?!
Sakura: You will WAIT your damn turn like EVERYONE ELSE! There's a form to fill out and you haven't filled it out! So until then, DEAL!
Kiba: *In her face* I FILLED IT OUT AND I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR DAYS IN THIS STUPID HOSPITAL FOR SOMETHING THAT WILL TAKE TWO SECONDS!
Sakura: *In his face* AND YOU'RE GOING TO WAIT UNTIL THE SUN EXPLODES IF I WANT YOU TO!
Kiba: OH YEAH?!
Sakura: YEAH!
*Sakura then jumps Kiba and slams him back into his hospital bed, kissing him deeply*
Kiba: Mmph?!
Sakura: Mmmm~!
*Sadly, I cannot show you what actually happened, I... Good Lord, she's taking it like that? You think you know some girls. And... Woah, blood? Yes, that's blood and... No, no, I think she liked that too... Oh man, if you could see this you'd probably pass out from blood loss. It's a risk I'm just going to have to take you see, too much for you guys...*
Sakura: Haa... Haa... Ahhhnn~... Kiba-kun~...
Kiba: Ohhh... Ow... Hands are still broken...
Sakura: Can't have that, can we?
Naruto: *Narrating* Of course, poor Sakura felt very guilty about boinking the hell out of Kiba while angry, so she went over to apologize... But...
Tsume: So... You're the girl who banged Kiba?
Sakura: Ah... Yes ma'am.
Tsume: Good!
Sakura: Ha?
Tsume: Sakura, we Inuzuka are family, which means we take care of eachother's needs... No matter what they happen to be. Hana and myself have not had the chance to visit and take care of those needs for Kiba, so it's very nice you did.
Sakura: ... You... You... You're a pack of perverts!
Tsume: And what's wrong with that?
Sakura: But... You...!
Tsume: Besides~... We're happy to return the favor. Inuzuka do always pay their debts, don't they kids?
Kiba: *grin* Yes Mom.
Hana: *smirk* Of course, Mother.
Sakura: Oh... Oh dear...
Naruto: *Narrating* So yeah, Sakura tried to return to the straight and narrow and prudish... But stuff just kept trying to get her off... Not that she is in any way innocent.
Ino: Sakura, in flower arrangement, you don't try to make it so the customer kills themselves from it's hideousness.
Sakura: You take that back, Ino!
Ino: Oh yeah? What are you going to go to make me?
Sakura: *Snap!*
Ino: ... Sakura, what are you doing with those band-MMPH!
*Some time later... Jesus Christ is she kinky...*
Ino: Mmph! Mmmph! Mmmmm~...
Sakura: Haa... Haa... Now, what do we say?
Ino: *nuzzle* Mmm... I will not mock mistress's flower arrangements.
Sakura: Good...
Ino: So, can we do this with Naruto next time Mistress?
Sakura: ... *Snap!* N-No! NO! No no no no no! *She runs off*
Ino: ... Aw... *sighs* I don't suppose there's anyone around who can untie me? Not that I mind too much, you know, but I do have an itch on my nose...
Naruto: *Narrating* And so Sakura-chan kept trying to deny herself... Over and over again... And failing most of the time.
Sasuke: ... Geez. I'm starting to regret leaving entirely. Sakura is the fun kind of crazy sex beast. Karin is...
Naruto: ... Not?
Sasuke: Well, aside from the blackouts... She hasn't done anything. Just lots of stalking and staring. Like Hinata before you loosened her up... Only a redhead. So she's like a rusty screw, heheh...
Naruto: ... Uh, Sasuke?
Sasuke: ... I was trying to be funny. Did I succeed?
Naruto: If you have to ask that, no.
Sasuke: Oh.