A summary to forget...

[MastaofBitches]

I always have to wonder if the people who write fics like that even read the books in the first place.

 

[Oni_Rinku]

I'm sure that they have, they just have a twisted view of human psychology.

 

[MastaofBitches]

It's just, how can people think Harry's parents would abandon him when they were willing to die for him the books?

 

[MastaofBitches]

Nocturnal Legacy by Wackuhdoodle reviews
Blake is an avid player of the Elder Scrolls Series, and he had become a master of his chosen skills. Now he appears on top of the Hokage Monument? What the heck is going on?
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 16h ago - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin

 

[MastaofBitches]

Naruto in the NBA: Clutch City by MM-Productions Presents reviews
I'm taking a journey through basketball every team will get a story sometimes it's gonna be about Naruto and someone else a secondary, sometimes Naruto will be the secondary, sometimes it will be just Naruto, and sometimes Naruto won't be there at all, this one is all about Clutch City, the Houston Rockets (Brought over from my second account SportsNut18)
Crossover - Misc. Games & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,241 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: Feb 7 - Published: Jul 23, 2020 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Samui, OC

Is it weird I can't understand what this "summarry" is trying to say?

Uzumaki: The Wizarding Era by seafieldbelowly reviews
In a world where Wizards and shinobi co-exist, Mikano Uzumaki, twin of Naruto and best friend of Sasuke, can't wait to go to Hogwarts. Then one great tailed, furry surprise turns her life upside down and things start falling apart. OCs. Crossover AU. Will get considerably darker with time. Updates every Saturday.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Feb 6 - Published: Dec 18, 2020 - OC, Delphi Riddle, Naruto U., Sasuke U.

This reads like one of those shitty 10-12 pre-teen "romance" books.

 

[MastaofBitches]

Fate Recast by MM007
Shirou Emiya died in the final battle with Kirei Kotomine. Artoria Pendragon, who returned to her time with the scabbard after destroying the Holy Grail, does not take it well. Fortunately, being in the past allows her to make plans to go off the rails to resolve this tragedy... Shirou x Artoria x Accidental Harem, Strong Shirou in future chapters. Currently in Fate/Zero era.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,863 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: Apr 23 - Published: Sep 11, 2020

It's less that the summary is bad here, and more that the summary is a blatant lie. Shirou is basically a secondary character at this point, and Saber is little better than background dressing. The actual story seems more about Sakura and her connection with Morgan than anything else.

Bad summaries are annoying. False summaries should have their fics removed.

 

[silentorphan]

"Read the intro chapter for the full summery. Enjoy the refrences."

Uh, no. And not only is that summary totally useless for the front page, the first chapter doesn't actually have a summary crammed somewhere inconvenient, like the author's notes or foreword. It's just...the first of a multi-chapter work.