Evangelion Agents are Go

Da-Guru

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#1
Why? Why not?

Let's propose some alternate bodyguards for the Pilots and Nerv in general. First up: Brock Freaking Samson.

Second up: Keanu Reeves who thinks he really knows Kung Fu.

Third up: Tonks because Nymphadora doesn't get enough love.
 

PCHeintz72

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#2
Hmmm...

Ranma Saotome (Ranma 1/2)

Kenichi (History's Mightiest Disciple Kenichi)

Kokin (Ikkitousen)

Knightsabers (Bubblegum Crisis)

Ifurita (El Hazard) (note, she could likely fight the Angels directly)

Makoto (Ghost in the Shell)

The head of security Konoe in (hanaUkyo maid Team La Verite)

Rushuna Tendou (Grenadier)

Kaze (Kaze no Stigma)

Goemon (Lupin)

Ako (Project Ako)

Gokusen (The Gokusen)

Mei and Barnette (Vandread)

The old Butler (forgot his name) (Princess Lover)

Misaka (TKNIR)


The issue is... none of the above would allow or be party to allowing what happened to Shinji and Asuka... thus Gendo would be so screwed.


EDIT: A couple more:

Tsuruko (Love Hina)

Ryomou Shimei, Chou'un Shiryuu, Ryofuu Hosen (Ikkitousen)
 

PCHeintz72

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#4
Lord Raa said:
The people at ISIS.
Never heard of ISIS... an attempt to google it brought up a whole bunch of different organizations, including the university of Iowa...


If we are talking organizations... UNIT, under Brigadier Stewart, from Dr. Who... the good one from the 2nd through 7th Doctors... not the crappy one inn the 10th through 12th Doctors..
 

Lord Raa

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#5
PCHeintz72 said:
Lord Raa said:
The people at ISIS.
Never heard of ISIS... an attempt to google it brought up a whole bunch of different organizations, including the university of Iowa...


If we are talking organizations... UNIT, under Brigadier Stewart, from Dr. Who... the good one from the 2nd through 7th Doctors... not the crappy one inn the 10th through 12th Doctors..
They're from<a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjay_8dfgW0&feature=related' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Archer</a>
 

PCHeintz72

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#6
Lord Raa said:
PCHeintz72 said:
Lord Raa said:
The people at ISIS.
Never heard of ISIS... an attempt to google it brought up a whole bunch of different organizations, including the university of Iowa...


If we are talking organizations... UNIT, under Brigadier Stewart, from Dr. Who... the good one from the 2nd through 7th Doctors... not the crappy one inn the 10th through 12th Doctors..
They're from<a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjay_8dfgW0&feature=related' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Archer</a>
Well... if you want a one shot or slap stick story... I guess...
 

PCHeintz72

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#8
Mithril from Full Metal Panic...
 

Da-Guru

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#9
Oooooohh, Pip's awesome! He actually works really well. Oh hell, but he'd be on Misato like white on rice...or Maya...or every female over 18.

How about Agents Mulder and Scully?

Or Agents J and K?

How about Colonel Jack O'Neill?
 

PCHeintz72

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#10
Oooooohh, Pip's awesome! He actually works really well. Oh hell, but he'd be on Misato like white on rice...or Maya...or every female over 18.
And this would be different from Kaji in canon how exactly?


EDIT:

Here is an unorthodox one, and one I really wished for years would have been continued.... Debutante Detective Corps.

Heck in this scenario, considering whom their parents were in their own canon, they could literally have been the children of Seele members rebelling against their fathers...
 

sith2886

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#12
Clicked on the link expecting a NGE/Elite Beat agents fic. :blue:
 

Lord Raa

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#13
sith2886 said:
Clicked on the link expecting a NGE/Elite Beat agents fic. :blue:
And that is the nature of injustice.
 

Da-Guru

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#14
...Why the hell not?

We can use The Elite Beat Agents too. It'd be awesome.
 

roting_CORPSE

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#15
PCHeintz72 said:
Oooooohh, Pip's awesome! He actually works really well. Oh hell, but he'd be on Misato like white on rice...or Maya...or every female over 18.
And this would be different from Kaji in canon how exactly?
because Kaji will still be in it and they would be like rivals.

and he's french and doesn't have any secret agenda other than nerve pays them to be in section 2?
 

Serafita

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#16
sith2886 said:
Clicked on the link expecting a NGE/Elite Beat agents fic. :blue:
I thought of them too, along with the japanese game Ouendan, haha.

Japan gets the cheer squad and Germany gets the agents, and when the two pilots come face to face... suddenly they grimacing in embarrassment as music can be heard from a stereo in the background along with their respective cheer squads strutting poses to the song, haha.
 

Coelacanth

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#18
Jack Bauer, Christopher Chance.
 

OniGanon

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#20
sith2886 said:
Clicked on the link expecting a NGE/Elite Beat agents fic. :blue:
Yeah, same.

I can just imagine Shinji fighting against Shamshel while Section 2 are doing bizarre dances and cheering him on to the tune of Cruel Angel's Thesis...
 

Ordo

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#25
Turns out Second Impact caused a Shadowrun style Awakening, which leads various corproate and government groups having an interest in Nerv.

First up Harlequin who has actually been in and out of Shinji's life ever since Gendo dumped the poor lad. Shinji views him as an eccentric Uncle figure and is always happy to see him. Harlequin has been protecting the boy since various powers aren't fooled by Gendo's disinterest and seek to manipulate the youth to their own ends.

Next Dunkelzahn the current President of the UCAS providing politcal support, and then there's Lofwyr who has provided a lot of Money to Nerv and aside from the right to inspect the results of his investment, took Asuka under his wing after the tragic death of her mother.

The great Dragons support Nerv and it's mission, afterall it prevents them from having to fight the Angels. However none of them are thrilled with the idea of keeping teh Eva's around once they've outlived their usefullness, and are of course plotting Nerv and Seele's downfall. To that end two supposedly dead great Dragons have infilitrated Nerv itself.

Nachtmeister is the head of Nerv logistics and finance under the name Nicolas Masters. He's the one that makes sure the lights stay on, the personnel are paid, and that Nervs books are always in the black.

Feuerschwinge runs Nerv's security division under the name Fleur S. Schwinger, she's keeps a close eye on the unit responsible for protecting the pilots and employs Shadowrunners to eliminate threats to Nerve (and her own) interests.
 
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