All Hallows Pepperpot

SotF

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#26
Xander now had a conundrum as he watched his clones fight over the hostess snack food.

Well, he had two, the first being how to get the golden treat for himself, but the other was the more serious one.

Daleks were good at a great deal of things, most of which involved mass murder, but diplomacy was not one of their many talents. The human part of him was preventing the usual approach of killing until he got what he wanted, and so he had to ponder alternatives.

He was relatively certain that Giles' "The Wold Is Older Than You Know" speech wouldn't work, and wasn't quite the right thing for use. Further, he lacked the prerequisite glasses for that one.

Then as one of the trio managed to obtain the precious Twinkies, he flipped a switch and beamed the fleeing Dalek to him and snatched them from his minion.

"WHAT?" came the almost confused statement as he replaced the food stuff with a long scarf that wrapped around his subordinate.

"WE NEED TO NEG-O-TIATE, THE DOC-TOR WAS GOOD AT NEG-O-TIAT-ING!"

Just not with Daleks, he reminded himself, but this should work.
 

Seed00

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#27
There's never going to be enough twinkies in the universe to feed all the Dalek Xanders. Another problem: to eat means opening the armor exposing the fleshy thing inside. Expose Xander to a mirror and he'd probably shoot himself. A Dalek mutant ain't pretty. There's also the fact that if this gets found out, the twinkie supplies could be easily poisoned.

Of course, nothing says that al tof the above will be easy.
 

Darksnider05

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#28
Seed00 said:
There's never going to be enough twinkies in the universe to feed all the Dalek Xanders. Another problem: to eat means opening the armor exposing the fleshy thing inside. Expose Xander to a mirror and he'd probably shoot himself. A Dalek mutant ain't pretty. There's also the fact that if this gets found out, the twinkie supplies could be easily poisoned.

Of course, nothing says that al tof the above will be easy.
Why wouldn't they just build Twinkie factories. On whatever planet they choose to settle on it wouldn't be that hard in Sg verse.

Most planets in Sg seem able to support life.
 
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