Harry Potter Alternate 2nd Year fic #1

Dassadec

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#1
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any other books written by J. K. Rowling.
Original characters are my own invention and are protected under copy write laws.

Chapter One: Headlines

LOCKHART FOUND DEAD!
The Daily Prophet
Gilderoy Lockhart was found dead last evening in Hogsmead. Aurors had little to say to the press before printing time, but from the green gilled, seasoned Aurors fleeing the scene and the careless comment by a new recruit, ôSo much blood, so much bloodà,ö one has to wonder what happened to such a beloved man.

Known to many a lovesick witch or wizard, Lockhart was known for his charm and singular wit. The author of several books, Lockhart was a gifted fighter for the Light. Rumors abounded that he had taken the position as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts this coming term. If true, the curse of the DADA position has struck spectacularly early this year, taking with it a soul that will surely be missed.

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Glancing at the headline of the paper again, Albus Dumbledore sat in thought behind his desk. He hadnÆt had much rest since the alarm went out last evening. Remembering only too well, he thought back to a smiling new professor accepting the position in person before leaving for Hogsmead for some celebrating. Not more than two hours later and all hell had broken loose. Professor Lockhart had been found dead out behind The Three Broomsticks by a now catatonic Madam Rosmarita.

The Aurors had been called at once, and upon finding the contract in an intact pocket, had come up to the castle to see him. To say he was shocked was an understatement. Albus had described his last moments with the poor man before they asked him for his professional opinion. What he saw when he arrived at the scene was indescribable. After the initial shock wore off, he asked that Hagrid have a chance to look.

An expert on the denizens of the nearby Forbidden Forest, Hagrid had seen much in his time as HogwartsÆ Game Keeper. This, however, was far out of the ordinary. The ômanö had been ripped to literal shreds by something with really sharp claws. Pieces of the body were cut so cleanly that there was no slashing blood splatter. Of the pieces found, three had bite marks that could only have come from something very large. The head was one such piece; the back being a hollowed out section where the brain used to be located. As far as he could tell, almost all of the blood was still present and most of the body was still around. Aurors had found pieces on the roof, imbedded in the outer wall, and hanging from nearby tree branches. The only parts found to be missing were his brain and his genitals.

After having had all of the available professors research what may have been behind the attack, Albus had turned over his findings to the Aurors in charge of the case. The search led to very few possible motives or culprits. The three best options for further research were certain dark rituals that called for the parts missing as ingredients, a jealous lover, or a summoned Demon.

Putting aside the death would be hard, he knew, but as the Headmaster of Hogwarts, Albus suddenly had a position to fill again. Searching for a new DADA professor each year was becoming tiring and he hoped that his next hire would last longer. Lockhart had been his last, best hope for a British teacher this year. Opening a desk drawer, he pulled out a black metal disk with buttons around the edges. Tapping the hilt of his wand against a combination of buttons he waited for a moment for a face to appear above the disk before speaking, ôHello, Ryan. I wish I was calling under better circumstances but I have a need for a new Defense Professor after recent unfortunate events.ö

Ryan OÆBrian had been anticipating the overseas call ever since he had received his copy of the World Wizarding News. The Secretary of Magic of the United States was a demanding job that OÆBrian had served to the best of his ability for the last six years. A onetime graduate of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, OÆBrian knew intimately the woes of the Headmaster in his yearly hunt for DADA professors. He greeted the Headmaster with a question, ôSo, itÆs true then that he was to be a professor? My condolences are with you in your loss. As per usual at this time of year I have a list of wizards and witches seeking teaching positions out of country for you to peruse. YouÆll note, as always, that suspected Death Eaters are marked in red, suspected Quonsets are marked in orange, and new names of unaffiliated wizards and witches seeking Dark Defense teaching posts are marked in green,ö he said before shrinking down the list and floating it over to the center of the disk.

The list slowly appeared floating over the middle of AlbusÆs disk and after a count of five he summoned and un-shrunk the list. ôRyan, what are all these names in bright yellow?ö

Sighing, Ryan spoke, ôThose are the names of people that retracted their wish to teach at Hogwarts after the morning news arrived. IÆm afraid that there is only one green name left on the list. A recent addition to the list, he is listed in our records as a Master in several branches of magic and is listed as receiving most of his training from Apprenticeships. LetÆs see, Masters in Dark Defense, Occlumency, Legilliamncy, Telepathy, Crystallography, Transfiguration, and Sensuality. Are you interested?ö

ôIÆll at least give him an interview. Have him call me via disk ASAP.ö

ôSure thing, Professor, may your next call be under better circumstances,ö Ryan said before cutting the connection. Writing a quick note to the man in question, OÆBrian, silently wished that that particular pain would meet his end in England.

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Thus ends the first teaser chapter of this work. Please tell me what you think.
 

Slyfer101

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#2
Sounds interesting...

A mastery in Sensuality though...definately leaves room for some Lemony/Limey parts.
 

Reozul

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#3
Well, either I have missed some clues, or you haven't told us yet who the new guy is going to be. (I'm guessing the first one).

Otherwise its a sound idea.

Lockharts death makes for a possible enemy.
you could bring harry in touch with tonks, who should be trainee at the time, because after such a death most parents would want some aurors to survay howarts and hogsmeade. of course such a job would fall to trainees and some lower class aurors, as fudge is a bumbling idiot.

other than that, I'll need some more to construct a decent opinion, especially in regard to harry's interaction with the rest and the new guy, and the latter's interaction with dumbles.
 

SmacksKiller

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#4
I'm sorry to say that your new professor should be named Gary Stue.
 

broken_soul01

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#5
SmacksKiller said:
I'm sorry to say that your new professor should be named Gary Stue.
Unless, of course, his name is Kintaro Oe!

LIFE IS STUDY!
 

Dassadec

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Gryffindors said:
is this some ind of slash? if so please put a warning.
I don't write slash into any of my stories. It is one of the greatest annoying things in fanfiction to be reading a really good story and get to a slash moment. Especially so when slash is so very OOC for all of the current Harry Potter cannon characters.
 
#8
thanks for clearing that up, then i have to tell you,i'm really interested in reading more of your story
 

teko

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Gryffindors said:
is this some ind of slash? if so please put a warning.
This being TFF, I'm sure any slasher would probably receive a demonstration of our culture, Sparta style.

If you don't know what that means, then there is a sig around here you can reference.
 

Dassadec

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Chapter 2: Beginnings, (Part 1)

Packing the last of his belongings in his suitcases and clicking the lid closed with a snap, the newest Professor at Hogwarts was finally ready to move into his new home. He could hardly believe how easy it had been to break the curse on the position and was looking forward to a conceivably long stay at his new job. He could still remember how he had found the trigger for the curse.

FLASHBACK

He couldnÆt believe it. The government owl had just delivered an interview offer for a position at Hogwarts, easily one of the most prestigious schools in all of Europe. The transposition of a few numbers had him calling Berlin, but finally he got the combination right. An old man answered the device, and I spoke, ôHello? I was calling about an available position?ö

ôAh, yes, the Defense Against the Dark Arts position is available.ö

After the old man stated the position title several of my Curse Detectors lighted up behind the HeadmasterÆs head. ôProfessor Dumbledore, could you say what you just said two more times? I want to test something.ö Humoring me, Dumbledore said the position title two more times. The second time, the lights got really bright and the third time bells and whistles sounded through the room. ôInteresting, but no, I cannot take that position,ö I said before quickly hanging up the connection. Studying my curse detectors revealed a phrase activated curse was present in what the headmaster said to me.

After doing a curse purge, I called the Headmaster of Hogwarts back and spoke before he could say anything, ôProfessor, sorry about that, but there is a phrase activated curse on those words. It would have been very bad for anyone who accepted that position. Try calling it something else; if the phrase does not set off my alarms then I will consider teaching at your school.ö

ôHow about teaching the Rainbow Offensive Class or ROC for short?ö Dumbledore said three times and did not set off a single one of my curse detectors.

ôYes IÆll accept the ROC teaching position. I do get to pick the booklist correct?ö

ôOn an approval basis, what did you have in mind?ö

ôWell for starters, the book White, Grey, and Black Arts by Gawain Robards and Sun TzuÆs ôArt of Warö for years one and up, years two and up shall have to get EnderÆs Game by Orson Scott Card and Marauding Monsters by Maurice Mundy, years three and up shall have to get Curses and Counters
by Fiona Farley, years four and up shall have to get Transmogrification for Battle by Calvin Hobbes, fifth years and up shall have to get Occlumency and Legillimancy: A Beginners Guide to the Mind Arts by Xixixoxixaxzanphomanferixix Xander, Sixth years and up shall have to get Occlumency and Legillimancy: Journeyman Mind techniques and Beginners Crystallography by Xixixoxixaxzanphomanferixix Xander, and seventh years will have to get Advanced Crystallography and Occlumency and Legillimancy: Advanced Mind techniques by Xixixoxixaxzanphomanferixix Xander. For those students that canÆt afford the entire book collection, IÆll be offering a æWork for BooksÆ program to help me take care of certain school supplies that IÆll be providing.ö

ôThat sounds fine. I am a bit surprised that you included two Muggle books into the mix though. Care to explain?ö

ôBoth books have insights into how to form strategies and tactics of which much of the more advanced magic requires to succeed.ö

ôVery well, would you consider teaching special classes for some of our more advanced students?ö

ôYes, but just to warn you, IÆll have to approve of any student that wishes to learn Telepathy or Sensuality; there are also some age restrictions on those two arts. Advanced classes will be available for those that warrant it for the other class work.ö

ôThatÆs fine; youÆll need to be here by August tenth to familiarize yourself with the Castle and for Professor Preparation.ö

ôIÆll see you then.ö

FLASHFORWARD

Closing the huge bag around all of his supplies and tying it shut would have been exhausting were it not for the wonders of magic. Grabbing up the rope and the ôNeccoö Candy that was to be his Portkey he waited a few moments before arriving outside the gates of Hogwarts.

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Harry PotterÆs point of view.

He couldnÆt believe the booklist that had arrived with his Hogwarts letter this year. Instead of the usual list of books given by year, the list for a new position was listed in full. Books required by year were what he was most interested in after he read a note from Professor Dumbledore that asked him to get the entire booklist. Comparing notes Ron and the other WeasleyÆs didnÆt receive any such note. He did feel rather bad when he noticed the note about the æWork for BooksÆ program in RonÆs packet.

When he got to Flourish and BlottÆs he received another surprise. Two of the books on the list were Muggle books. Hermione was ecstatic to say the least when she noticed the two. Perhaps this teacher would not be affected by the pureblood crap. Running into the Malfoys wasnÆt as shocking though as was the prices on the books.

ôSweet Merlin,ö fifty galleons for White, Grey, and Black Arts by Gawain Robards was the cheapest of the magical books! The books on Crystallography were three hundred galleons apiece! The shock alone of having to get the entire list just for Percy caused Molly to pass out. When Molly had recovered from her feint and I had recovered from the woozy feeling, I handed my money pouch to Molly, ôHere Molly, take this and start purchasing. I didnÆt get enough out of my vault to cover my booklist so I need to go back to the bank.ö

It seemed that a lot of the parents were in the same boat as me as quite a few took one look at the price list and hurried out for Gringotts. This time instead of carelessly shoveling money into a bag like this mourning; I sat down and asked the goblin to help me count out five thousand galleons. The trip took me an hour before I got back to the book store since I had to tip the Goblin helping me with my withdrawal business and in transporting the money to Flourish and BlottÆs.

Placing the trunk of money in front of the teller, I asked a still present Mrs. Weasley and Hermione, ôWhat all have you not gotten?ö

Molly replied, ôI was able to get all of the Magical first and second year books for Ron, Fred, George, and Percy from what you gave me Harry. I got all of GinnervaÆs books and all of the Muggle books for everybody from our own funds.ö

Hermione said, ôI was asked to get the whole list, but my parents can only afford to get the books up through fourth year.ö

Asking the teller for a total on all the books remaining to be bought by everyone, I was relieved when the total came out to less than I had withdrawn. Four thousand eight hundred sixty-nine galleons later and everyone had all of their books.

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The last few days before the start of term were spent, much to RonÆs and the twinsÆ displeasure, reading the first three chapters of White, Grey, and Black Arts. When Hermione had reminded us of the assignment to have them read before the start of term, Ron had nearly blown a gasket about the added summer homework. Personally I agreed with Hermione that the WGBA book was past due to be read by all of Hogwarts, let alone Wizarding Britain. While the book did go into some detail about what was considered Light and Dark magic, primarily the book described magical ethics.

Ron just read what was assigned, grumbling all the way. Hermione impressed me yet again with her reading skills by finishing both first year books before we got to the train station. I was just about to start the last chapter of WGBA, ôThe Unforgivable: Scenarios that are Forgiven,ö when it came time to leave for the Kingsley Cross station. I thought we would never get away from the Burrow with all that the Weasleys were able to forget. With a few minutes to spare both Ron and I crashed into the barrier of platform 9 3/4. Untangling ourselves from the pile of limbs and luggage we discovered that another wizard had gotten tangled up in our mess. He steadied himself against the now solid barrier and said, ôWhoa that first step is a dozy!ö

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Third person point of view.

August 10th, 10:00 A.M., was a very nice day at Hogwarts. The afternoon heat had yet to fully arrive and a small breeze accompanied patched clouds dotting the sky to provide occasional shade to the cool relief of the wind. Into this environment appeared the newest professor to teach at said school. He appeared to be in his late twenties or early thirties, six feet tall, average build, light brown hair cut in a crew cut with the part left to right, and a short beard of light brown, blonde, and red colors. A large brown burlap bag was slung over his right shoulder. Wearing a light grey cloak over a dark forest-green three piece suit, he exuded confidence, superiority, and pomposity as he purposely strode through the Gate on his way up to the castle. That is he exemplified these things until he tripped over a foot and ankle lying in the middle of the road.

ôOuch! Who put that foot there,ö the man hollered as he rubbed his stubbed toe. Sitting on the ground, as he was, he could see that the feminine ankle and foot was adorned in a nice black leather boot. Where the leg was supposedly attached to the ankle; the air looked wrinkled with odd shadows that hinted that there was magical cloth at work. ôI can see you. You better come out of there if you know whatÆs good for you!ö

Getting no response to his summons he decided to take matters into his own hands as it were. He pulled out his wand, ôWingardium Leviosa,ö and the invisibility cloak lifted off of what was revealed to be a young woman of perhaps twenty years. She had on purple robes, beige, granny underwear (his spell wasnÆt very discriminating at first), and had flowing puce hair. The Crest above her left breast appeared to be a variation of the Auror Badge. A round, peaceful face at ease from the world suggested that she had been unconscious or sleeping for quite some time. He performed a, ôRevelo,ö spell and discovered that she had been hit with a stunner several hours previous. A simple, ôEnervate,ö would wake her just fine, but he didnÆt want to accidentally set off any magical traps that might be set off with just such a rookie mistake. So, picking the lesser of two evils, he conjured up a bucket of dihydrogen monoxide and tossed the chemical over her prone form.

SPLASH!

ôAaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!ö she screamed as she suddenly woke from her spell induced nap. Looking around wildly she scooped up her wand from its position a few feet away. ôWotcher! What did you do that for?!ö

ôAlas, it was the only way to wake such a beauty in what has become these modern times.ö

ôEràwhat? à You think IÆm beautiful? That still doesnÆt explain why you splashed me with water!ö

ôOh, thatÆs easy to answer if you think about it.ö

ôIt is, is it? Please elucidate me before I do something to you,ö she seethed in anger.

ôWell from my revealing charm I learned that you had been stunned several hours ago. A simple enervate would have assuredly awoken you, but since you were unconscious for so long and your attacker didnÆt do anything to you other than to make you visible to the naked eye, water was the only modern method of reliably waking you from your sleep.ö

ôYou keep mentioning a modern methodàwhy is that?ö

ôWould you have preferred the Prince Charming method? Though you werenÆt under the right sleep conditions to get the proper effect it canàbeàarranged; you know putting your face like that isnÆt doing you any favors.ö

ôArgh! Prince Charming METHOD!!!ö

Thus ensued one of the five greatest duels that the staff of Hogwarts had ever seen, ranging over the grounds, through hallways, the Great Hall during the staffÆs dinner, up and down the moving stairs, atop the Astronomy tower, winding through all four greenhouses, a few dormitories, Albus DumbledoreÆs office, the Great Hall during the staffÆs supper, and finally ending with both combatants snoozing away their troubles in the Hospital wing.

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Well that's all I have for now. Remember that the above work is not a beta'd copy.
 

zeebee1

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I really hope that your revisions will have proper spacing. As of this moment, it's unreadable.
 

Dassadec

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zeebee1 said:
I really hope that your revisions will have proper spacing. As of this moment, it's unreadable.
COPY AND PASTE DOESN'T READ TAB.
 

Prince Charon

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Dassadec said:
zeebee1 said:
I really hope that your revisions will have proper spacing. As of this moment, it's unreadable.
COPY AND PASTE DOESN'T READ TAB.
Well you needn't shout. Also, that seems to depend on what software you're using, as mine reads tabs just fine.

As for the update itself (which I'm guessing you've edited, as it has tabs, now), I quite like it.

Thank you for updating.

More soon, please.
 

Dassadec

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Prince Charon said:
Dassadec said:
zeebee1 said:
I really hope that your revisions will have proper spacing. As of this moment, it's unreadable.
COPY AND PASTE DOESN'T READ TAB.
Well you needn't shout. Also, that seems to depend on what software you're using, as mine reads tabs just fine.

As for the update itself (which I'm guessing you've edited, as it has tabs, now), I quite like it.

Thank you for updating.

More soon, please.
I wasn't shouting in my previous post. I had the Caps Lock button pressed because I was working with two program files that needed mostly capital letters, and it was easier to leave the button on for one sentence than to turn it off then forget about turning it back on for my programs. I know that it may sound wierd to be working in a reverse of capital and lower case letters, but sometimes you have to warp your thinking when you are working with specialty software.
 
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