Evangelion Alternate Guardians for Asuka

[Lord Raa]

Zangief from Street Fighter II. :snigger:

I'll go one better: Dan Hibiki.

 

[Preventer Squall]

Zangief from Street Fighter II.? :snigger:

I'll go one better: Dan Hibiki.

For the sake of crack, I'll kick it up another notch: Ryoga Hibiki!

 

[Luthorne]

Zangief from Street Fighter II.? :snigger:

I'll go one better: Dan Hibiki.

For the sake of crack, I'll kick it up another notch: Ryoga Hibiki!

...move up the food chain to Dark Schneider? :mellow:

 

[Maelgrim]

IF we're being utterly random about this how about Guts?

For Shinji torture+6 how about the same crazy crackpots who forged the Hifumi trio? one crazy german is bad enough. FOUR variously crazy germans with mad fighting skills is bound to be far far worse.

 

[ryugabriev]

Holy Flippin Crap!!!

Ol' Darsh would show Tokyo-3 the meaning of FEAR!

 

[NanuNanu14]

For Ultimate Crack: Flava Flaaaaaaaaaaaav