Naruto Alternate Prisoners
- Thread starter Mr. Mysterious
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The thing jailed would have to fit the requirements of the Kyuubi's attack, wouldn't it?
I mean, it's not like they would randomly go around sealing people in kids' bellies while killing of their Hokages.
That said, I'd find it very funny if an Angel was sealed into Naruto-especially if another angel was the one summoned by the Fourth Hokage.
"Hey, this doesn't look like Tokyo 3...oh well, might as well smash it.
"Sorry, Sachiel, ol' buddy. Can't let you do that."
"Bardiel?! What are you doing possessing that man?"
"Hey, don't ask me, I was just summoned. Now be quiet and get into this baby."
"Oh, crap."
I mean, it's not like they would randomly go around sealing people in kids' bellies while killing of their Hokages.
That said, I'd find it very funny if an Angel was sealed into Naruto-especially if another angel was the one summoned by the Fourth Hokage.
"Hey, this doesn't look like Tokyo 3...oh well, might as well smash it.
"Sorry, Sachiel, ol' buddy. Can't let you do that."
"Bardiel?! What are you doing possessing that man?"
"Hey, don't ask me, I was just summoned. Now be quiet and get into this baby."
"Oh, crap."
Lina Inverse
One of the older Konoha citizens (elders) called her a "flat-chested little brat"
Lina answered with a fireball
Nearby Chunin/Jounin retailated
Lina defended herself
ANBU and Jounin/Special Jounin showed up, Jutsu bombardment commenced
A Dragon Slave flew and clipped the village walls
FUBAR commenced
The fourth Hokage showed up
Lina was sealed into Naruto
but she hasn't forgiven them for the "flatchested" comment
One of the older Konoha citizens (elders) called her a "flat-chested little brat"
Lina answered with a fireball
Nearby Chunin/Jounin retailated
Lina defended herself
ANBU and Jounin/Special Jounin showed up, Jutsu bombardment commenced
A Dragon Slave flew and clipped the village walls
FUBAR commenced
The fourth Hokage showed up
Lina was sealed into Naruto
but she hasn't forgiven them for the "flatchested" comment
Itachi and Kisame looked at Naruto, with Kisamae smirking. "Gaki, nothing you can do can stop us.Hell my sword just loves to eat chakra."
Naruto nodded and then started to speak in a low voice that all of them heard. "Darkness beyond twillight, power greater than blood that flows,buried in the flow of time, in thy great name I pledge myself to darkness. Let the foes who stand before me be destroyed by the power both you and I possess...Dragon Slave."
Kakashi Hatake grabbed Sakura and bolted as soon as those fearsome words began...How the Hell did Naruto know how to do that? he dove behind a bolder as Naruto finished and a great raoaring noise could be heard as Kisame discovered not every attack was chakra based.
Naruto nodded and then started to speak in a low voice that all of them heard. "Darkness beyond twillight, power greater than blood that flows,buried in the flow of time, in thy great name I pledge myself to darkness. Let the foes who stand before me be destroyed by the power both you and I possess...Dragon Slave."
Kakashi Hatake grabbed Sakura and bolted as soon as those fearsome words began...How the Hell did Naruto know how to do that? he dove behind a bolder as Naruto finished and a great raoaring noise could be heard as Kisame discovered not every attack was chakra based.
I'll throw out a few choices.
-an Arrancar from Bleach
-Sin from Final Fantasy X
-one of Valmar's parts from Grandia 2 (in fact, I have an idea that doesn't even require the Hokage dying for this to happen...)
-one of the Four Fiends (Kainazzo, Milon, Rubicant, Valvalis) from FFIV (I'd say Valvalis if you want to keep Naruto's wind affinity)
-Amon from Devilman (ouch)
-one of the five Primeval Dragons (Crosis, Dromar, Rhammidarigaaz, Rith, Treva) from Magic: the Gathering
-the O-Kagachi from Magic: the Gathering (now that'd be... bad. As in 'I raze villages to the ground when I get mildly annoyed' bad)
-Yamata-no-Orochi from King of Fighters (cue the Heavenly Kings worshipping him as their God's mortal shell. Imagine Vice's reaction if any random villager mistreats him. Ouch)
-a Metroid (but when it was sealed in him, it instead ended up MERGING with Naruto. Cue a Naruto who can do anything a Metroid can, and also hates cold like Metroids do)
-an Arrancar from Bleach
-Sin from Final Fantasy X
-one of Valmar's parts from Grandia 2 (in fact, I have an idea that doesn't even require the Hokage dying for this to happen...)
-one of the Four Fiends (Kainazzo, Milon, Rubicant, Valvalis) from FFIV (I'd say Valvalis if you want to keep Naruto's wind affinity)
-Amon from Devilman (ouch)
-one of the five Primeval Dragons (Crosis, Dromar, Rhammidarigaaz, Rith, Treva) from Magic: the Gathering
-the O-Kagachi from Magic: the Gathering (now that'd be... bad. As in 'I raze villages to the ground when I get mildly annoyed' bad)
-Yamata-no-Orochi from King of Fighters (cue the Heavenly Kings worshipping him as their God's mortal shell. Imagine Vice's reaction if any random villager mistreats him. Ouch)
-a Metroid (but when it was sealed in him, it instead ended up MERGING with Naruto. Cue a Naruto who can do anything a Metroid can, and also hates cold like Metroids do)
Cool with the Metroid though.L-sama wants a vacation, and getting "sealed" inside a mortal sounds like a novel idea.
She doesn't have to do any work, and the mortal has to go through all kinds of weird shit because of her presence, thus keeping her entertained.
Of course, she might just consume Naruto when he unconsciously calls on her power at the bridge in Wave Country, and there's no way in hell Jiraiya could teach him to control her power. All manifestations of uberness would be at her whim.
You could use this to have all sorts of interesting "negotiations" between her and Naruto whenever he needs her power, and I can definitely see him being really reluctant to deal with her after they first meet. It might drive Naruto to become stronger on his own, and he'd certainly need to be smarter to survive without the kind of healing and power the Kyuubi gives him.
Then again, L-sama might be willing to heal him and provide the occasional bit of oomph just to keep her vacation from ending prematurely.
She doesn't have to do any work, and the mortal has to go through all kinds of weird shit because of her presence, thus keeping her entertained.
Of course, she might just consume Naruto when he unconsciously calls on her power at the bridge in Wave Country, and there's no way in hell Jiraiya could teach him to control her power. All manifestations of uberness would be at her whim.
You could use this to have all sorts of interesting "negotiations" between her and Naruto whenever he needs her power, and I can definitely see him being really reluctant to deal with her after they first meet. It might drive Naruto to become stronger on his own, and he'd certainly need to be smarter to survive without the kind of healing and power the Kyuubi gives him.
Then again, L-sama might be willing to heal him and provide the occasional bit of oomph just to keep her vacation from ending prematurely.
Sesshomaru or Inutaisho in their demon dog forms. Hana and the rest of the Inuzuka become Naruto's keepers. Too bad for Naruto's virtue that Hana has a thing for younger fruit and was wayyyy too impressed with the dog that attacked the village. :snigger: For flavor the Kyuubi attacks later and Inuyoukai!Naruto stomps his ass flat without breaking a sweat.
Although if I wrote this I'd have to use Sesshy because so much is left unknown about Inutaisho. Of course with Sesshy in there you could have the comedy of Jaken showing up and declaring himself Naruto's retainer, Sesshomaru hanging his head in shame as Naruto and Inuyahsa bond over their ramen obsession, and maybe a catfight betweeen Hana and a grown up Inuyasha's Rin over their Naruto-chan/Sesshomaru-sama. :evil:
Although if I wrote this I'd have to use Sesshy because so much is left unknown about Inutaisho. Of course with Sesshy in there you could have the comedy of Jaken showing up and declaring himself Naruto's retainer, Sesshomaru hanging his head in shame as Naruto and Inuyahsa bond over their ramen obsession, and maybe a catfight betweeen Hana and a grown up Inuyasha's Rin over their Naruto-chan/Sesshomaru-sama. :evil:
Vash has the destruction potential, but he wouldn't attack the village. Knives would work better. He is more evil and would attack the village and can probably cause damage just as easily as his brother, especially when trying. Either way, Naruto would have perfect aim with everything. That would probably be a Tenten pairing.
Laharl from Disgaea...He's a demon. For shits and giggles, Hoggmeisser. Or better, Etna or Flonne! xD Flonne probably wouldn't attack though.
Gilgamesh from FSN. Lets face it, his noble phantasm would pwn Konoha and it's ninja. As a last dish effort, Yondaime seals him.
Wolf-God from Mononoke-Hime.
Goldar from the power rangers! xD no.
Gilgamesh from FSN. Lets face it, his noble phantasm would pwn Konoha and it's ninja. As a last dish effort, Yondaime seals him.
Wolf-God from Mononoke-Hime.
Goldar from the power rangers! xD no.
The random destruction that follows him was the destruction potential I was talking about. The ninja would probably realize that whoever attacked him is to blame. Vash is by no means evil and doesn't kill, there would be no reason to seal him. They would just kick him out. No one dies in his mishaps. That is why I said Knives would be better, he would actually be killing people, and they would want to get rid of him.
I got one that I want to see, because it logically explains something I've seen used maybe two or three times so far in pretty illogical ways...
Superman.
That's right, Superman.
When he came back from death, he got a massive dose of Krytponite radiation poured through the Eradicator's body. Because of this his powers came back, but they went haywire, and he just kept getting more and more power.
He bulked up until he looked like the Hulk sans the green skin, he couldn't control any of his powers properly, his heat vision and X-ray vision went off without warning, he couldn't touch anything with destroying it, and he eventually segregated himself from people to keep from destroying everything in sight.
Eventually, he fixed the problem, but... let's send him to the Naruto universe just after that happened, instead. He accidentally destroys part of Konoha, the ninjas come down on him and manage to keep him from just flying away (energy attacks can have an effect on him, so it's not impossible), and the Yondaime seals him into Naruto.
It can go two ways, here, that I can see...
1) The excess energy that was screwing the Kryptonian up could be shunted into Naruto's body, warping it and turning him into a Kryptonian with Superman sitting in his stomach more as a 'guide' than a power source. Eventually he lets Supes out, who flies off to find a way back to his home dimension.
2) He sits in Naruto's stomach as a guide and a power source, eventually he lets Supes out, who flies off to find a way back to his home dimension.
Personally, I'd rather see the former version... especially if it took years to make all the basic changes to his body. Going with that, he wouldn't be super until he was fully changed and charged... it'd be like a gradual increase, over time. Kinda like the ways his powers were in Smallville... they were weak (relatively speaking) and got stronger.
Superman.
That's right, Superman.
When he came back from death, he got a massive dose of Krytponite radiation poured through the Eradicator's body. Because of this his powers came back, but they went haywire, and he just kept getting more and more power.
He bulked up until he looked like the Hulk sans the green skin, he couldn't control any of his powers properly, his heat vision and X-ray vision went off without warning, he couldn't touch anything with destroying it, and he eventually segregated himself from people to keep from destroying everything in sight.
Eventually, he fixed the problem, but... let's send him to the Naruto universe just after that happened, instead. He accidentally destroys part of Konoha, the ninjas come down on him and manage to keep him from just flying away (energy attacks can have an effect on him, so it's not impossible), and the Yondaime seals him into Naruto.
It can go two ways, here, that I can see...
1) The excess energy that was screwing the Kryptonian up could be shunted into Naruto's body, warping it and turning him into a Kryptonian with Superman sitting in his stomach more as a 'guide' than a power source. Eventually he lets Supes out, who flies off to find a way back to his home dimension.
2) He sits in Naruto's stomach as a guide and a power source, eventually he lets Supes out, who flies off to find a way back to his home dimension.
Personally, I'd rather see the former version... especially if it took years to make all the basic changes to his body. Going with that, he wouldn't be super until he was fully changed and charged... it'd be like a gradual increase, over time. Kinda like the ways his powers were in Smallville... they were weak (relatively speaking) and got stronger.
You're assuming they'd know who was the attacker and who was being attacked.
And Vash has killed people before... accidentally when he took out July, and on purpose against the freak-guy whose name I can't think of at the moment.
Put him up against Knives, activate the Angel Arm, then watch as part or, more likely, all of Konoha goes bye bye. They'd seal him, and have good reason to think they made the right decision... if there was anyone left, anyway.
And Vash has killed people before... accidentally when he took out July, and on purpose against the freak-guy whose name I can't think of at the moment.
Put him up against Knives, activate the Angel Arm, then watch as part or, more likely, all of Konoha goes bye bye. They'd seal him, and have good reason to think they made the right decision... if there was anyone left, anyway.