Naruto Alternate Prisoners
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Church into Naruto, Caboose into Sasuke, and Tex into Sakura... Blue Forever! Wootness! DIE NOOBS, DIE!
Or take it a step further... they had to seal the whole Red and Blue teams.
Church into Naruto.
Caboose into Sasuke.
Tex into Sakura.
Sister into Hinata.
Tucker into Kiba.
Donut into Shino.
Grif into Shikamaru.
Simmons into Chouji.
Sarge into Ino.
O'Malley into Lee.
Doc into Tentent.
Captain Flowers into Neji.
Imagine the chaos!
Edit: I had to fix Sasuke, I mixed up Caboose and Donut.
Or take it a step further... they had to seal the whole Red and Blue teams.
Church into Naruto.
Caboose into Sasuke.
Tex into Sakura.
Sister into Hinata.
Tucker into Kiba.
Donut into Shino.
Grif into Shikamaru.
Simmons into Chouji.
Sarge into Ino.
O'Malley into Lee.
Doc into Tentent.
Captain Flowers into Neji.
Imagine the chaos!
Edit: I had to fix Sasuke, I mixed up Caboose and Donut.
Everyone agrees that Naruto isnt the most stable person, right?
Then think about him being the container of...
Sheogorath, the Deadra prince of Madness or the other side of the coin...
Jyggalag, the Deadra prince of Order
Naruto would take Genjutsu to the next level, I think.
Or imagine Naruto summoning his Golden Saints/Dark Seducers/Flesh Atronachs/Priests/Knights of Order
Then think about him being the container of...
Sheogorath, the Deadra prince of Madness or the other side of the coin...
Jyggalag, the Deadra prince of Order
Naruto would take Genjutsu to the next level, I think.
Or imagine Naruto summoning his Golden Saints/Dark Seducers/Flesh Atronachs/Priests/Knights of Order
** READING **
** CRACK LEVEL RED ALERT **
** WARNING! POTENTIAL DEATH BY CRACK FICTION **
<Insert multiple imagined scenes of Naruto using various powers from the Bo-bobo series>
** CRACK LEVEL OVERLOAD **
** SYSTEM MALFUNCTION **
** FAILSAFE SHUTDOWN TO PRESERVE LIFE **
*Beep*
...Seriously. Too much crack. I'd die of either laughing or crack overload. Probably both.
It'd be an interesting thing to read.
Though, when would any of them be able to train him? They'd probably train him for, like, five minutes (or seconds) before another interrupted and started a fight. He'd have to learn by observations.
EDIT: I read the whole "Knives or Vash" conversation, and I want to ask...doesn't Knives only kill people because of the condition of the natural resources on the planet Gunsmoke? From what I can tell, he only came to this conclusion because of the condition of the planet Gunsmoke and what the people continue to do to it. In the Elemental Countries the plants and all the planet's natural resources are thriving and people continue to contribute and help the planet's resources grow with their ninjutsu.
** CRACK LEVEL RED ALERT **
** WARNING! POTENTIAL DEATH BY CRACK FICTION **
<Insert multiple imagined scenes of Naruto using various powers from the Bo-bobo series>
** CRACK LEVEL OVERLOAD **
** SYSTEM MALFUNCTION **
** FAILSAFE SHUTDOWN TO PRESERVE LIFE **
*Beep*
...Seriously. Too much crack. I'd die of either laughing or crack overload. Probably both.
It'd be an interesting thing to read.
Though, when would any of them be able to train him? They'd probably train him for, like, five minutes (or seconds) before another interrupted and started a fight. He'd have to learn by observations.
EDIT: I read the whole "Knives or Vash" conversation, and I want to ask...doesn't Knives only kill people because of the condition of the natural resources on the planet Gunsmoke? From what I can tell, he only came to this conclusion because of the condition of the planet Gunsmoke and what the people continue to do to it. In the Elemental Countries the plants and all the planet's natural resources are thriving and people continue to contribute and help the planet's resources grow with their ninjutsu.
In the anime, Knives killed Rem (indirectly) and the rest of the crew (somewhat more directly) before the ship had even landed, in the first place. He didn't want to limit their numbers, he wanted them to not exist.
The planet they landed on was inconsequential, though if memory serves I think Knives actually chose to crash them there in another attempt to ensure their deaths. If I am remembering that right, then he didn't try to kill them because he was some psychotic environmentalist. :huh.:
And in the manga, according to Wikipedia, his hatred of humanity came about because they tested and probed his sister until she died of cancer. He came to the conclusion that the only way that they would be safe would be to destroy humanity, before they could do the same to him and Vash.
Either way, there was nothing quite so 'noble,' relatively speaking, about Knives' intentions. :sisi:
The planet they landed on was inconsequential, though if memory serves I think Knives actually chose to crash them there in another attempt to ensure their deaths. If I am remembering that right, then he didn't try to kill them because he was some psychotic environmentalist. :huh.:
And in the manga, according to Wikipedia, his hatred of humanity came about because they tested and probed his sister until she died of cancer. He came to the conclusion that the only way that they would be safe would be to destroy humanity, before they could do the same to him and Vash.
Either way, there was nothing quite so 'noble,' relatively speaking, about Knives' intentions. :sisi:
Stick him with Eden or one of the other GF's from FF8. Sure Eden could...possibly...probably...most likely...vaporize half the planet, but still. It's a space ship. With boobs. And lasers.
Perhaps stick him with Siren? Not sure why she would be attacking, though. But headwings are fun.
How about Richard, the Undead Warlock from the webcomic LFG?
Naruto...with the power...of the FWOOM! Those poor orphanages. They never stood a chance.
Another odd idea would be to seal Yunalesca into him. It could either turn out really creepy or slightly insane crack. "Let me be your...liberator." "Yunalesca-san..? Why are you reaching for my pants?"
Plus. He gets Mega Death, not to mention zombification abilities. I'm pretty sure Hidan would bow to his greatness as soon as he said 'zombie' and 'Mega Death'.
Besides. Who cares about Jashin when you can have scantily clad Yunalesca as your deity?
Perhaps stick him with Siren? Not sure why she would be attacking, though. But headwings are fun.
How about Richard, the Undead Warlock from the webcomic LFG?
Naruto...with the power...of the FWOOM! Those poor orphanages. They never stood a chance.
Another odd idea would be to seal Yunalesca into him. It could either turn out really creepy or slightly insane crack. "Let me be your...liberator." "Yunalesca-san..? Why are you reaching for my pants?"
Plus. He gets Mega Death, not to mention zombification abilities. I'm pretty sure Hidan would bow to his greatness as soon as he said 'zombie' and 'Mega Death'.
Besides. Who cares about Jashin when you can have scantily clad Yunalesca as your deity?
I liked her; she could either be a batshit crazy whore wearing a thong, a bikini top, and ribbons... or she could actually have character depth in that Yu Yevon was her father and she didn't want him to die, so she created the Final Aeon system to disable him, giving Spira hope, but ultimately keeping him alive.
Either way, she's 90% naked, has a skill called Mega Death, and has one of the best 'attacking' lines I can think of; "Let me be your...liberator."
Plus, she keeps turning people into zombies. Who DOESN'T like ninja zombies? Granted, they're still sentient... but healing magic and possibly medical jutsu would hurt them.
Either way, she's 90% naked, has a skill called Mega Death, and has one of the best 'attacking' lines I can think of; "Let me be your...liberator."
Plus, she keeps turning people into zombies. Who DOESN'T like ninja zombies? Granted, they're still sentient... but healing magic and possibly medical jutsu would hurt them.
The Slenderman gets sealed inside of Naruto. If Naruto still maintains his crush on Sakura, can you imagine the stalking that would happen? Or rather, would anyone even be able to look at him and not suffer the Slender sickness?
Although, Naruto may be able to control the 'friendly fire' and use it on the ones who he really doesn't like like Sasuke.
Although, Naruto may be able to control the 'friendly fire' and use it on the ones who he really doesn't like like Sasuke.
<a href='http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Alice' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Shin Megami Tensei's Alice</a>
She is one of the most powerful beings ever, and yet she is just an echo of the memory an innocent girl who got powers as a gift from demons who liked her, went crazy with her power and died because of it, and believes that the only way to get friends is by killing them so their ghosts would be with her forever.
She is one of the most powerful beings ever, and yet she is just an echo of the memory an innocent girl who got powers as a gift from demons who liked her, went crazy with her power and died because of it, and believes that the only way to get friends is by killing them so their ghosts would be with her forever.
Gig from soul nomad and the world eaters.
EXCALIBUR from Soul Eater.
Dr. Stein from Soul Eater.
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Opening the door to the class kakashi sticks his head in only to shiver in fear at the single pair of eyes staring back at him.
There was just something completely... wrong about how they stared at him. As if they were staring into his very soul as if he were nothing more than an insignificant worm.
Blinking kakashi comes back to himself and scans the room with his single eye.
"Where are the other two?"
Watching the boy smile sends cold shivers down kakashi's spine as he continues to stare at him.
"I'll tell you where there not... Safe."
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"Now listen up maggots, the pecking order is you, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, mr. popo's stool, kami, mr. Popo. Any questions?"
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Mr. Popo from DBZ abridged by team four star. The only problem is nothing can stop popo. The seal wouldn't stop him and would more than likely open, and the shinigamis probably one of his slave/pets.
EXCALIBUR from Soul Eater.
Dr. Stein from Soul Eater.
-----
Opening the door to the class kakashi sticks his head in only to shiver in fear at the single pair of eyes staring back at him.
There was just something completely... wrong about how they stared at him. As if they were staring into his very soul as if he were nothing more than an insignificant worm.
Blinking kakashi comes back to himself and scans the room with his single eye.
"Where are the other two?"
Watching the boy smile sends cold shivers down kakashi's spine as he continues to stare at him.
"I'll tell you where there not... Safe."
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"Now listen up maggots, the pecking order is you, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, mr. popo's stool, kami, mr. Popo. Any questions?"
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Mr. Popo from DBZ abridged by team four star. The only problem is nothing can stop popo. The seal wouldn't stop him and would more than likely open, and the shinigamis probably one of his slave/pets.
Yoda, Darth Maul, or Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker one of them from Star Wars.
Richard B. Riddick of the Riddick Saga.
Mihoshi Kuramitsu, or Lady Tokimi from the Tenchi Muyo OVA series
The Homunculi, Scar, Major Armstrong, Colonel Mustang, or The Elric brothers from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood get sealed in to Naruto
Richard B. Riddick of the Riddick Saga.
Mihoshi Kuramitsu, or Lady Tokimi from the Tenchi Muyo OVA series
The Homunculi, Scar, Major Armstrong, Colonel Mustang, or The Elric brothers from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood get sealed in to Naruto
Anyone of the entities behind the emotional spectrum would be pretty entertaining
Parallax Naruto: Oh Sasuke, you think you know fear. Let me show you true fear.
Butcher Naruto: BBBUUUUURRRNNN
Nekron Naruto: Minato Namikaze Rise... *smacks*
Entity Naruto: Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki Live *hugs both*
Parallax Naruto: Oh Sasuke, you think you know fear. Let me show you true fear.
Butcher Naruto: BBBUUUUURRRNNN
Nekron Naruto: Minato Namikaze Rise... *smacks*
Entity Naruto: Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki Live *hugs both*