Haruhi: I'm not interested in normal people, if you're an alien, time traveler, slider or esper, COME AND BECOME MY WIFE!
Kyon: First day of school...and what are you talking about...
Haruhi: Kyon, look! Even though this is a guy, he's so cute, super Moe, right, I'm talking about him!
Mikuru: He..Help me..
Kyon: Please...Just because of that so you kidnapped him...
Haruhi: Of course not, there's also
*Grope*
Haruhi: This guy..even though he look like a Shota..it's huge..
Kyon: YOU PERVERT!! I'm taking you to court!!
Kyon: When I reached the park, Nagato has been waiting for awhile
Nagato-san, you've been waiting for me since yesterday?
*Nod*
Yuki: Follow me.
Kyon: ...Eh? Follow you to where?
Yuki: MY ROOM.
*Drops Bike*
Kyon: A boy and girl alone in a room at night...what will other think...and nothing against you, aren't you rushing/missing a few step?
Yuki: What?
Itsuki: Our duty is to defeat these Shinjin, to protect world peace
Kyon: Shinjin!?
Itsuki: Just watch...
Kyon: Waoh!
ah...
*Floats away*
Itsuki: Oh, just to let you know, if you want to look at my panties, go ahead~, Don't mind, Don't mind~
I'm wearing my special one today~
Kyon: SHUT UP AND GO