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Hmm, interesting.

 

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The Ero-Sennin wrote a Sailor Moon Fanfic!

They nuked the SMA channel? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I shall miss you bulemic!Usagi, psycho!Rei, Mankoto, Only-sane-woman!Ami, and Val!Mina, for now.

 

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Spring Gardener's fantasy reminds me of the fantasy of a teacher in a h-comic I read a couple years ago, and I'm guessing she's really Usagi's teacher, Haruna Sakurada.

 

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Anything after ep.26-27 won't play for now, but they are trying to fix it.

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

The Ero-Sennin wrote a Sailor Moon Fanfic!

Disclaimer: I’m serious, this story? It’s going to go straight into gutter town, better bail while you still can. Oh yeah, something about me not owning this crap, either.


Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon
Lonely Hearts in Peril: Destroy Midnight Zero!

Dear Naoko Takeuchi, I never thought that this would happen to me…

[3.]


At the Minato Line bus depot, twenty-three year old bus driver Ruki Minase finished putting on the finishing touches to her uniform and her makeup before admiring herself in the mirror. Unlike many of the other bus drivers who worked for the line, she thought it best to go that extra mile for her appearance, so that her riders would have something pleasant to welcome them on their journey to work. It was quite effective, as she had quite a fan following among her riders to the point that she was considered Japan’s “Bus Driver Idol”.

Of course, she had her own selfish motive to looking so nice. Despite her well-paying career as a bus driver, Ruki’s love life had been suffering since she graduated from college and even though she was forming some very meaningful friendships, the bus driver gig was lacking in romance. Why all the exposition? Because her love life was what led to her earning a nice little trinket that was going to join her uniform ensemble, a flower brooch she received in the mail, express, following the reading of her love letter on the Midnight Zero program.

“This will be the perfect addition,” she said aloud to herself as she put the brooch on her jacket and posed with it. “Yosh, it’s absolutely adorable! Okay, Ruki-chan, heading out!”

With all the energy of a wildcat high school girl, Ruki boldly strode off to her bus. Today was going to be a great day!

About fifteen minutes later, Ruki Minase’s bus lost control after she suddenly lost consciousness at the wheel. Rolling downhill, it passed through a red light and T-boned an armored car, causing it to overturn and spill tens of millions of yen in the street. While there were injuries, no one was killed; however a good amount of dirty money was lost to passers-by who descended upon the accident.

Cue Usagi Tsukino’s arrival to class some ten minutes late, her book bag bulging conspicuously. “Oh man you guys, the strangest thing just happened today on my way to school!”

Naru looked over to Usagi. “Oh? What happened? Also, you’re late.”

“I know, but there was a car accident, a bus plowed straight into an armored car running money around town, there was yen everywhere and it was awesome!” Usagi said with a big smile. Naru stared at Usagi and then down at the bag.

“And that would mean that’s…” Naru trailed off.

Usagi grinned and patted the book bag. “My new car when I get my license!” She stopped and looked around. “Wait, I’m late? Where’s Haruna? I know it’s too early for her to hit the bottle, she doesn’t start that until around nine am unless it’s a special occasion.”

Cue Umino, who popped in. “Hey, did you girls listen to Midnight Zero last night?”

Naru immediately coughed and blushed. “Who would listen to that smut? I mean, it’s practically pornography and…”

“Oh man, I totally listened to it last night.” Usagi immediately said. “Did you hear that one from Spring Gardener talking about being gangbanged by all of her students? That was freaky out the ass! I can’t believe they let someone say that on radio!”

Umino looked around conspiratorially. “Well guess what, I think that Spring Gardener is none other than…”

Usagi raised her hand. “Say no more, I’ve come to the same conclusion. Who else could it be? Our Haruna is beautiful, lonely, and surrounded by handsome boys who are always undressing her with their eyes. Of course she’d fantasize about being banged by all of them at once in all holes multiple times.”

Naru rolled her eyes. “Come on, Haruna-sensei isn’t like that.”

Usagi grinned. “Au contraire, little one, for you see that even our most prim and proper public faces hide incredible deviance, with the exception of Mr. Rogers.”

All of the students in class immediately place their hands over their hearts and look up fondly. “Mr. Rogers…”

Returning her attention to Naru, Usagi continued her trail of thought. “I’m quite upfront about my deviancy, and so is Umino, the disgusting pervert.”

“Hey!” Umino protested.

Usagi grinned. “And I know of your perversion, Naru-chan.”

At that, Naru blushed deeply and then looked away. She then let out a cute little giggle as Usagi leaned close. “I know all about your thing for older men… and your desire to be penetrated with a big, fat, throbbing…”

The door slammed open and Haruna stumbled in, interrupting Usagi’s grotesque whispers and sending all the students scrambling to their seats and taking on the very image of orderly and compliant students. Like the aforementioned and unfortunate Ruki Minase, she too was wearing a brand new flower brooch… and looking like the dead.

“All right roll call, raise your hands if you’re here.” She stopped and yawned. “You know what? Fuck it; I don’t see any empty seats.”

Haruna dropped her notebook on the table unceremoniously, as the flower brooch began to draw in more of her energy. “Today we’re going to… shit; I’m too tired to think…”

As she began to trail off into nigh-incoherent mumbling, Usagi was concerned. She looked over to Naru. “Does she seem hung over to you?”

Naru leaned over. “You’d think having you as a student would build up her tolerance to alcohol. I don’t think it’s a hangover, I think she might be sick.”

Usagi noticed the new addition to Haruna’s ensemble and her eyes narrowed a bit. She then raised her hand. “Hey Haruna, you mind if I kick out the jams and make out with Umino in the back of the class?”

Umino looked towards Usagi, sparkles appearing before his spiral-patterned glasses as he smiled big at this sudden change for the better. Haruna, who would’ve definitely told Usagi off for getting the poor letch’s hopes up like that, just shrugged her shoulders. “What the fuck ever, I don’t care.”

That tore it. “Something is grievously wrong with my beloved, and I do not like it.”

And on that note, Haruna passed out, thumping her head on the desk before spilling to the floor on her back, unconscious. Gasps went around the class as Usagi got up and rushed over to Haruna’s side. Naru rose from her seat. “Usagi is… is she all right?”

Usagi reached down and checked her pulse and breathing before looking over to the rest of the class.

“Call 119.”

A few minutes later, Haruna’s students were gathered outside as Haruna was carted off by paramedics to a waiting ambulance. Near the back of the crowd, Usagi watched the scene carefully as she held in her hand Haruna’s flower brooch. Naru, reaching her, looked down at her ill-gotten bounty.

“Usagi, did you take that from her?” She asked, before Usagi dropped it and promptly crushed it underfoot.

“Naru-chan, there is something rotten in the city of Minato,” she said as she felt the pull on her very life-force cease with the trinket’s destruction.


On the way back from school later that afternoon, Naru and Usagi were joined by Luna, who ran up and hopped onto the latter's shoulder and immediately let out a sigh. As long as Naru knew that Usagi was Sailor Moon, there really wasn’t much of a point in keeping her own secret hidden. “I saw what happened in class today, Usagi.”

“Yeah, do you think it’s the enemy?” Usagi asked as Naru stared in amazement at Luna. Sure, being told about a talking space cat was one thing, seeing it was a whole different bag of tricks.

“You were right her energy was drained by that brooch,” Luna declared. “We need to determine the point of the brooch’s origin and destroy it. There may be more than one.”

“Wow… that cat really talks.” Naru said, completely missing the dialogue.

“I am not a mere cat!” Luna hissed.

“Well of course, those are an entirely different species altogether.” Usagi replied, unable to resist. Luna immediately clawed her face. “Ow!”

“You are a horrible person for that and you should die,” Luna snapped.

Usagi agreed, that was the worst pun, and it didn’t even work right in Japanese. “Well, figuring that out should be no problem. If the brooches affect others the way it did Haruna-chan, we just pinpoint who became victim to them and then correlate a pattern.”

Both Naru and Luna stared at Usagi, who returned the stare, confused by their expressions of amazement and disbelief. “What?”

“That… that’s actually a good idea,” Naru said in a quiet voice.

Luna nodded in agreement. “How did you figure this out on your own? Are you smarter than you let on?”

Usagi picked up Luna off her shoulder, and promptly threw her over the adjacent fence they happened to be walking alongside. “Fuck you, both of you.”

Jumping back up on the fence, Luna hissed at Usagi as she caught up with them both. “Forgive me for mistaking insanity for stupidity but from what I’ve seen so far you’re adept at blurring the lines!” She regained her composure. “Well then, oh great detective, how will we go about this information gathering?”

“It’s simple my dear Luna.” They had reached Usagi’s house. “We will use the power of the internet.”

On cue, the door opened and out emerged Shingo Tsukino, little brother and straight foil to Usagi’s madness. Spotting her and the brave girl next door who willingly became and stayed her friend, he raised his hand and waved to them. “Hey Naru-san, hey Dango-head…”

“Hello, Mutant,” Usagi said darkly as she walked over. Naru, now holding Luna in her arms, smiled and performed a brief bow in greeting. Spotting Luna, Shingo cringed a bit.

“Uh, nice cat…” He said as he averted his eyes from it back to Usagi, who had a look that was screaming “I need you for something”. “What do you want?”

“You’re the nerd of the family,” said the girl who watched thirty year old tokusatsu. “I need you to look up something for me.”

Shingo produced his fancy little smart phone and opened up the browser. “What do you need to know?”

“Search for incidents of people falling suddenly ill from exhaustion for me. I’m solving a mystery.”

Shingo glanced up at Usagi, and then down at his phone as he hit a few prompts on his phone. “A mystery?”

“Yes, a mystery.”

Shingo nodded and began his search. “All right we have a total of four cases. One of them involved a bus driver falling asleep at the wheel and crashing into a yakuza money courier. Another was… Haruna?”

“Go on, give me the other results.” Usagi hummed.

Shingo nodded. “One was an office lady who nearly died after she fell down some stairs. Another was a police officer found unresponsive at her desk. All of them are recovering at various hospitals, there’s no explanation for the similar cases.”

“Huh, well thanks mutant.” She then gave him some scrutiny. “Where are you headed off to, anyway?”

“My computer club, remember? I go every Thursday,” Shingo replied before a sports car pulled up in front of the house.

Looking over at the convertible, Usagi froze when she saw its driver. Seated in the driver’s seat, and glancing over towards them was that tall black-haired jackass from the other day.

Fury and lust colored her features a brilliant scarlet. “Hey, that’s…! You’re friends with that asshole?”

“Huh?” Shingo looked over as said asshole recognized Usagi the same. “Yeah, Mamoru-san is a friend of mine.”

Usagi, pointing at Mamoru as he watched with amusement, gawked at Shingo. “You’re friends with that greasy, old, bald otaku lolicon creep!”

Shingo looked over towards Mamoru, and then back towards Usagi. “He’s not bald.”

“I said he’s bald so he is, you little fuck!” she snarled back.

Naru and Luna looked at each other and watched with raised brows as Usagi made a damn fool of herself.

Usagi whirled around and glared at Mamoru. “I’d better not find out you’re into little boys too, or I’m going to end you with fire! You hear me? END YOU WITH FIRE!”

Mamoru grinned with perfect teeth that only made Usagi flush even more. She wanted to knock them out of his sharpened jaw and bust up his perfect, oh-so-kissable lips. “Don’t worry your pretty little Dango-head; my preferences are completely heterosexual, I adore women.”

“You mean little girls, you disgusting otaku! Go home and masturbate to your resin statues!” she screamed with all the violent love in the world.

Mamoru smiled. “I bet you’d like to see that too.”

Oh God yes, she would, and so would Naru–who was covering her mouth to keep from bursting into laughter. Usagi, furious at his comeback, eschewed words for a very loud middle finger before she turned and stormed off into the house and straight for her room, desperately needing a pillow to scream her rage into. Watching her go, Shingo was amazed.

“That’s the first time I’ve ever seen Usagi that attracted to anyone,” he said in awe.

Naru laughed as she went to follow her in. “Yeah, isn’t it cute?”

“I’ll say!” Mamoru agreed.


Several hours later, Usagi peered from around the corner of the radio studio FM Number 10 and carefully scrutinized the entrance. Hopping up to her shoulder, Luna peered out as well. Following her cool down, Usagi and Naru went over the evidence and came to the same conclusion, Haruna, a bus driver, a police woman, and an office lady… all of them were subjects touched on Midnight Zero. It was an odd coincidence, but something at least worth investigating before any other conclusions were jumped to. To Usagi at least, it made the most sense.

“There’s just one problem with me trying to investigate a radio station for suspicious activity,” Usagi said as she clutched in one hand an envelope. If there was something indeed going on, it would be the key to determining it for sure.

Luna looked from the station’s doors to Usagi. “Getting inside?”

“You wouldn’t happen to have a convenient magical artifact for tactical espionage action, would you?”

“If by that you mean a cardboard box then no I do not. However, I do have something much better.”

She jumped, flipped, and a pen fell from the sky as she landed on Usagi’s opposite shoulder. Catching the cute pink pen with its jeweled end, Usagi beheld it in wonder. “How much can I hock this for on eBay?”

“I would advise against letting this fall into the wrong hands. What you hold is the disguise pen, an extremely powerful and therefore very dangerous artifact.” Luna warned.

Usagi stared at it, and then looked to Luna. “How dangerous are we talking?”

“It allows you to take any form you desire, so long as it is not a specific person,” Luna explained. “So no, you cannot turn yourself into Solid Snake.”

Usagi was disappointed. “I can’t turn myself into Solid Snake?”

Luna barely repressed a laugh.

“Huh, but I can still transform into like, a police officer, or a scientist, or–wait, it’s like Cutie Honey’s transformation ability, isn’t it?”

Luna nodded. “Yes, that would be a good way to describe it.”

Staring at the disguise pen, Usagi smiled big. “That is awesome.”

“It’s a personal favorite of mine. Now come on, get in there!” Luna excitedly ordered.

Usagi held up the pen. “Moon Power, change me into a cute Radio Station Intern!”

A flash of red light that quickly turned bright white enveloped Usagi, and when it cleared she was no longer a short teenager with long twin-tails, but rather a tall twenty-something with shoulder-length auburn hair. Her clothes were entirely different, gone was her pink skirt and jacket, replaced by a pair of blue jeans and a gray sweater. Looking at her reflection in a convenient window, Usagi gaped.

“Wow… this is totally awesome!” she gasped.

Luna, now at Usagi’s feet, looked smug. “Like I said, it’s a favorite of mine.”

Nodding, Usagi gave herself one more look in the mirror before nodding. “Okay, I’m ready to do this.”

With a smile and a wave to Luna, she headed off to the front doors of the radio station. No more games, it was time to crack a mystery.

In the office pool of FM Number 10 the man known as Marik, co-host of “The Depths of Strange” rotated his shoulder as he approached his desk. “Glad that cold snap is finally over, damn.”

The thirty-something was an easily recognizable fellow, commonly wearing dark-colored suits and fedora. Some claimed the blonde resembled Hazama from BlazBlue in style and appearance. Those some were often told to shut the fuck up.

One of those people often told to shut the fuck up was Hakushi, a slightly balding and bespectacled man in his forties who otherwise appeared non-threatening except for the revolver he was cleaning at his desk.

Marik stopped, and stared at Hakushi cleaning the revolver. “A Colt Single Action Army, it’s not my birthday and I didn’t sleep with your wife, so what’s the occasion?”

“Oh, I saw it online and I could not pass it up, it just arrived via Amazon. Isn’t it a beauty? Six shots… more than enough to kill anything that moves,” Hakushi said as he picked up the empty revolver and pointed it at Marik.

Letting out a snort, Marik headed over to his desk and sat down. “Well while you were living the dream, Ocelot-san, the producers and I were having a conference call with Heroes of Gunstar. They gave us a huge glut of passes for the October show, so we can extend the contest for another two weeks.”

Hakushi set the revolver on the table and let out a sigh of relief. “Thank God, the response to the promo is huge.”

“Speaking of huge responses…” Marik gestured over towards a pile of letters sitting on the desk of the new host for Midnight Zero, Jade Eyes. “… Looks like newbie’s a hit with the eighteen to thirty-sixes.”

Hakushi just tsked and shook his head. “It’s because it’s pretty much radio porn, sex sells and either the audience will get tired of it or Jade Eyes will cross a line and get yanked off the air.”

Marik smirked. “Just like last time?”

Hakushi nodded. “Just like last time.”

Peering into the office pool, Usagi gawked at the hosts of her second favorite radio program and couldn’t help feel a little star struck. She reined it in, before looking to the letter she held in hand and then over to the desk. She had to get it there, scope out who was in charge, and deduce from there, easy right? She could do this.

“Can I help you?” Usagi squeaked and turned to face an extremely pale red-haired foreign woman, gazing back at her expectantly. “Are you lost?”

Wow, she’s really, really pale. Does she sparkle in the sunlight? Usagi first thought as she stared at the concerned woman. Slowly, she shook her head and then held up a letter. “I have a letter for Jade Eyes, boss.”

Great, another brain damaged intern. Contemptuously rolling her eyes, the disguised Flau pointed at the desk. “Then stop staring at me like I’m some soul-stealing monstrosity and put it on Jade Eyes’ desk, you twit.”

Before Usagi could comment on the twit barb, the man himself stepped up and she actually had to pull a double-take. Tall, blonde hair, and eyes as exotic as his moniker suggested, the very sight of Jade Eyes took Usagi’s breath away as he reached over and rested a hand on Flau’s shoulder. “Frau, don’t be rude.”

What? Ah, huh… oh shit… Usagi’s thought processes restarted at the last restore point. My God Hotness I wanna BANG YOU!

As she mentally listed all of the increasingly erotic and depraved things she would do to him given half the chance, Jade Eyes turned his attention to her and smiled. The innocent blush that crossed her face concealed perversion beyond his wildest comprehension as she handed him the envelope. He took it from her and read the front.

“From Gingersnaps…? That’s a cute name.” He sniffed the air, and then brought the envelope to his nose to sniff the perfume wafting from it. “And it even smells like gingersnaps, I’m definitely putting this at the top of the pile. Thank you.”

“You’re welcome, perfect sexy man,” Usagi replied, as she began to drool.

Flau rolled her eyes. “Hey moron, if you’re done basting in your panties, head down to the mailroom and grab more letters!”

Letting out a squeak, Usagi turned and fled the office pool. After they watched her spill out of the doors in her flight, Hakushi looked to Marik and shook his head. “What a bitch.”

“I know,” Marik replied as he narrowed his eyes a bit at Flau. She stared back, but it was only because of the hosts’ seniority and status in the station that she didn’t try to extend that bitchiness to them. Still, Jade Eyes rested a hand on her shoulder again to catch her attention.

“Don’t be too aggressive with these people, it draws attention,” Jadeite warned her telepathically.

Flau looked to Jadeite, and nodded slowly to him. “Sorry, I’m still upset about Morga. This is how I’ve been coping.”

Jadeite removed his hand from her shoulder. To the spectators Hakushi and Marik, it looked like the former was merely giving her a disapproving stare. Hakushi looked over to Marik and smirked a bit at the subtle implication, and his co-host just rolled his eyes before muttering something about lame off-air drama.

Outside, Usagi fled the radio station and bolted from the premises. The second she was certain that no one was around she abandoned her transformation and joined by Luna as she kept running. “Did you plant the letter?” She asked.

“Of course I did, now let’s get the Hell out of here!” Usagi snapped back, her face bright red.

Luna stared at her as they ran. “What happened in there?”

“Nothing happened!” She replied quickly. “I just saw a really, really hot guy and I really want to get home. I have a date with the handheld!”

Handheld shower head, that is.

Luna let out a hum. “Are you already being unfaithful to your bald dream boat?”

“I will punt you, bitch!”

“Call me Queen! Ohohoho-EEP!” Luna ran much faster as Usagi charged her.


The very next morning at school, Usagi was on time for once. Not that Haruna was there to marvel at this feat, as she was still at the hospital. Usagi was waiting for Naru to arrive, as much so she could tease the Hell out of her for the letter “Gingersnaps” sent in to Midnight Zero as confirming their speculation about the radio station. She didn’t have to wait too long, though, for there was Naru, rushing in to the classroom and slamming an unwrapped package down on Usagi’s desk.

“Is this your gift?” Usagi asked after she looked up at Naru.

Naru nodded. “It’s addressed to ‘Gingersnaps’ and everything.”

Usagi looked down at the package again. “Awesome.” Smiling, she looked up at Naru. “Interesting letter, by the way…”

A bright blush colored Naru’s face. “I made that up solely for the broadcast! You wanted something that would get read, and I delivered!”

Usagi began removing the colorful paper around the box. “… ‘Dear Jade Eyes, I’m a student who has an unruly classmate who also happens to be a girl’…”

“Shut up.”

“… ‘I care for her deeply as a friend, but sometimes I just want to put her in her place’…” Usagi looked up at Naru, as she got the paper off the box.

Naru buried her face in her hands and shook her head. “Oh my God, shut up.”

Usagi was smiling a depraved grin. “… ‘I often fantasize about putting her over my lap and spanking’…”

“Just open the damn box!” Naru finally shouted.

Usagi laughed and then opened the box. “Just writing what you know, right Naru-cha…?” She trailed off, and stared into the box. “Oh shit.”

Naru looked down at the box. “What is it?” She looked down into the box. “Oh shit.”

Sitting in the box was a brooch perfectly identical to the one Haruna wore. Reaching down to it, Usagi picked it up and raised it up between them, and almost immediately began to feel the pull of her life force into it. Naru looked from the brooch to Usagi. “Is it the same, Usagi?”

Usagi answered her question by turning and whipping the brooch into a wall, where it shattered into pieces and startled the students who were beginning to make their way into class. Slowly turning back and resting her hands on the table, Usagi clenches them into fists. “No one messes with my Haruna. Tonight, Midnight Zero goes off the air.”

Struck by Usagi’s sudden determination, Naru gave a quick nod to her friend, and both girls promptly rushed out of the classroom. There was no time for school, today.


It was less than ten minutes to midnight, and Usagi, Naru, and Luna were loitering in the shadows of an alley around the corner from FM Number 10. Since they had left school, they had been doing a lot of work and planning, all for this moment, their attack. Naru pulled out her cell phone and checked the time before quickly closing it to extinguish the light source. She looked to Usagi.

“All right, The Depths of Strange is going to be ending in five minutes and then there’s a minute and a half ad slot so the hosts can switch out. During that switch out, you’re going to crash the station and do your thing. Try not to destroy the building, okay?”

“I won’t, relax. I know what I’m capable of now, so I’ll do my best to keep this surgical.” All day had been spent not only planning, but Sailor Moon had been working on testing her limits of physical strength and control, so FM Number 10 didn’t meet the same fate as Osa-P Jewelers.

Luna spoke up, “Like we planned, use the Disguise Pen to perform your infiltration. You can quick-change from your disguise form to Sailor Moon in case of need, plus it will preserve your identity.”

Usagi produced the Disguise Pen, and twirled it in her hand. “All right, and I think I have thought of the perfect disguise to raid the place with.”

Naru was curious. “What do you have in mind?”

With just a smile, Usagi held up the pen. “Moon Power…!”

A flash of light ensued, and when the glow faded, Naru and Luna gazed in amazement and disbelief respectively at Usagi’s new transformation.

“… It’s been good having you with us, and we’d like to thank our contest winner Masato Sanjouin for correctly answering the Natalie Adams trivia question of the show ‘Who was Natalie Adams’ last boyfriend?’ He correctly answered Todd Ingram, and will be winning backstage and meet the band passes for the Heroes of Gunstar Concert in October,” Hakushi said as the music played him out.

“Remember that the contest has been extended for two weeks. So between now and the Friday after next, keep calling for your chance to win,” Marik added. “This is The Depths of Strange, and we are out.”

As the ad service began to play, Marik rose from his seat and removed his headset. “And we’re done. Hey Hakushi, want to go drinking? Its Friday night, you know what that means.”

Hakushi smiled big. “Drunken Teacher karaoke, I’ll call the wife to meet us at the usual spot.”

Marik grabbed his fedora off the nearby hat rack and nodded. “Righteous.”

As they opened the door to head out, they found Jade Eyes waiting with his stack of letters. Marik gave him a polite yet short nod as he edged around him, while Hakushi gave him a slap on the shoulder and then back as he rounded him. “Knock them dead out there, newbie.”

The force of the blows almost made Jade Eyes stumble over, and he turned to give them both a weak smile. “Ah, thank you Hakushi-sempai.”

“Have a good night,” Marik said with a tip of his hat to the disguised Thetis, Jade Eyes’s producer, who returned a gentle smile to him.

“Good night, don’t drink too much,” she said to both hosts, before a racket sounded from down the hall, making everyone stop. Thetis stared at the stairwell, where the racket was coming from. “Huh?”

Flau’s voice came up from the stairwell. “You cannot come up here; we are in the middle of broadcasting! Hey! Wait!”

“Bitch, I’m money! Don’t tell me where I can’t go!” the very loud response made everyone listening stop.

A second later, the source of the shout emerged. It was a Japanese man wearing a huge white fur coat, no shirt, black and pink striped pants and a heavy platinum chain with a gold, diamond encrusted “USA” hanging from it around his neck. The man was wearing an oversized, diamond-studded cowboy hat over his blonde-streaked black hair, and carrying a half-drunken bottle of some sort of champagne in his hand.

Marik stared blankly. “The fuck?”

He looked at Thetis, who had said it at the same time, as she looked back at him.

Hakushi, however, was on the ball as he rushed for the office pool. “I need my camera, now.”

Thetis, playing the role of producer for her disguise, stepped up. “Can I help you… uh… sir?”

“Course you can help me. A nigga wants some mothafuckin’ airtime in this bitch! I been callin’ yo shit for six hours straight tryna get in but y’all niggas keep puttin’ a nigga on hold! Fuck you think this shit is, bitch?” The clearly intoxicated and potentially dangerous man said as he brandished his champagne bottle.

“Um…” Thetis was at a loss for words, as she looked to Jadeite for some kind of guidance. Sadly, he appeared as baffled as she was before she looked back to the man. “I see. Who exactly are…?”

“Yeah, it’s yo boy G-Money USA representing East Side motherfucka!” The man announced as Hakushi began to film.

Overwhelmed somewhat, Thetis slowly nodded. “And you want…” A CD was shoved into her face. “… What is that?”

“What you think this is? Nigga this my mix tape, I’m tryna to get some play up in here!” G-Money USA shouted back.

“But that’s a CD…” Thetis, being completely alien to the world of Hip Hop of any nationality, responded innocently.

Flau quickly tried to speak up, “Sir, get out of here before I call security!”

“Bitch shut the fuck up ‘fore I cap your Edward Cullen ass!” G-Money USA yelled back at her before shoving his way past Thetis and into the recording booth, taking Jade Eyes with him. Thetis rushed to stop this, but then Hakushi held an arm out.

“Hang on, hang on, this could be awesome!” He said to her quickly as he pointed the camera into the booth.

“But…!” Thetis pleaded.

Marik was all smiles at this development himself. “Relax, it’s not like you can’t continue Midnight Zero after this, Crazy Tom doesn’t give a fuck if we go into his slot.”

Thetis paused. “Wait, he doesn’t?”

“Of course not, he’s crazy,” Hakushi answered.

Well, that was a game changer. Thetis waved to Jadeite, grabbing his attention.

“Jade Eyes, go with it, we can take Crazy Tom’s slot, he doesn’t care! It means you can read more letters!” she whispered.

Jadeite nodded and then turned to the boorish man. Behind Thetis, Flau immediately relaxed too, if this were the case. “All right, all right, you win. G-Money USA-san, you’re free to make whatever statements you like.”

Before G-Money USA could say a word, Jade Eyes raised his hand and spoke into the microphone. “Good evening, listeners. Before we continue with the show, we have an unexpected guest who wants to say a few things. I promise to make it up to you by giving you three extra letters tonight.” He lowered his hand, and then nodded to G-Money USA. “You have the floor.”

“BITCH I’M MONEY!” G-Money USA shouted, and outside the radio station Naru Osaka was trying her hardest to contain her hysterical laughter as she listened.

“It’s ya boy G-Money USA on the air, niggas! I wanna give out to all my real niggas livin’ big in Minato! To all my niggas in Nerima, west side baby where you at? And to all my niggas in between, you know what I’m sayin. Get money, fuck bitches!”

“Wisdom.” Marik and Hakushi said together. Marik was covering his face with the brim of his fedora, but his smile could be clearly seen, while Hakushi was dying with laughter on the inside.

G-Money USA continued. “Yo I’m droppin’ this mixtape, the Chronicles of G-Money, it hits the streets Tuesday pick it up, download it, run up on a nigga and thief that shit I don’t give a fuck! Bitch, I’m money!”

He popped the CD into the player. “But on some real shit, I got somethin’ to say.” He slammed his bottle on the table, and stared directly at Jade Eyes. “I’m onto yo’ shit, nigga.”

Jade Eyes stared up at G-Money USA, surprised. “Excuse me?”

G-Money USA nodded slowly and suddenly dropped all pretenses. “I know what those brooches do, nigga. Man, who are you trying to fool?”

Thetis’ss eyes shot wide, as Flau recoiled from where she was listening in, the adjacent soundproofed booth. Marik and Hakushi exchanged confused looks, and gave the scene their attention. “Every person who got those brooches ended up in the hospital, and the only reason you’re letting me talk, is so you can send out more.”

Jadeite slammed his hands down and stood up. “What are you talking about?”

G-Money USA smiled before speaking to the radio. “Man… shit… this nigga think I ain’t figure out those brooches are the reason bitches be faintin’ in this city.”

Hakushi and Marik immediately stepped away from the door, in shock. Thetis, knowing better than to reveal herself, feigned the same shock. Jadeite glared at the hip hop artist, the jig was up. “Who… who the Hell are you?!”

The CD G-Money USA loaded, began to play some suitably dramatic build up music. G-Money USA smiled as he reached for his hat. “On some real shit? Yo, check it.”

Hakushi tightened his grip on the camera. “Oh my God…”

“Earlier today, I was an Intern. Right now? I’m the realest nigga that ever lived. But at all times…?”

Tightening his grip on the hat, he suddenly drew it and the rest of the disguise away, revealing his… or rather her true identity. “I am the Guardian of the Earth, Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon!”

“Sailor…” Hakushi gasped, as he realized that it was the Osa-P vigilante herself.

“… Moon…” Marik finished, impressed by her dramatic entrance.

Jadeite narrowed his jade eyes at Sailor Moon. “You’re the one who killed Morga!”

Usagi adopted a fighting stance. “And you’re next, youma.”

Jadeite stepped back from the desk, and then smirked. “I’m no youma, but she is.”

Usagi quickly looked towards the soundproof glass as it began to warp, before the energy blast Flau fired from her mouth burst through it and destroyed the booth in a small explosion. Marik, Hakushi, and Thetis quickly fled from the doorway, as the blast surged from it. Dropping his camera, Hakushi pulled out his revolver and pointed it at Jadeite as he emerged from the smoke.

“Not so fast, newbie! What the Hell have you been up to?” He demanded.

Jadeite smirked and then raised his hand. His eyes began to glow. “Go ahead and try sempai.”

The radio host didn’t hesitate for a second, squeezing off all six shots in rapid succession. Behind him, his co-host stared in amazement as the bullets impacted harmlessly with a circular, blue-hued force field and dropped to the floor. From behind it, Jadeite laughed. “I suppose it’s too bad for you I didn’t move.”

He soon wished he had. The wall at his side gave way and Flau came bursting through it like a missile, crashing into him and sending both through several more before coming to a stop in an empty studio. Jadeite was up first, coughing.

“What the Hell?” He looked to Flau, who was slowly getting up, before turning to the holes made by their bodies. “Did that girl do this…?”

He found out soon enough in the worst way possible, when Sailor Moon suddenly powered through the dust, trying to land a punch on him. As he had said, he was no youma, and easily sidestepped her punch. He looked down his nose at her. “You’re too slow-!”

Sailor Moon hadn’t missed a step when she missed and twisted around to deliver a high kick into his chin that blasted him through the ceiling and the roof beyond it. Thrown into the air above the rooftop, Jadeite recovered quickly and began to levitate, shaking his head in disbelief at the power from that hit. He could taste blood in his mouth.

Leaping up through the hole in the roof, Sailor Moon watched as he floated to the opposite edge of the roof. She cracked her knuckles and smiled. “So, afraid of being beaten up by a girl or are you just shy?”

“You’re cocky for such a little girl, but don’t for a second think I’m going to go easy on you because of that.”

Sailor Moon readied to fight. “Big talk, bring it on!”

Jadeite smirked. “You’re right it’s nothing but talk, big, time-consuming talk.”

Glowing cracks suddenly appeared in the roof beneath Sailor Moon’s feet before another mouth blast from Flau created another explosion that engulfed her. A moment later, the youma emerged from the smoke, scanning the area. “There’s no way that would’ve killed her.”

Jadeite quickly pointed to her left. “Flau, she’s over there!”

Flau whirled around and fired another mouth blast. Sailor Moon ducked under it, baseball sliding under the beam before springing up to land a kick to her throat. She kicked again to separate herself from the youma, and landed as Flau fired off an energy blast from her hand, and then from the other.

“Whoa!” she shouted as she dodged the blasts to the left and then right, which kept coming at a higher and higher rate.

Breaking free of Flau’s bracketing blasts, Sailor Moon ran across the roof with the explosions from the impacting energy bolts quickly catching up to her. Roaring, Flau sped up her fire, her arms becoming blurs as she hurled more blasts before she finished with another powerful mouth blast that took off the corner of an adjacent building after tearing through the smoke and explosions.

Then from the cloud Sailor Moon appeared in mid-leap, completely unharmed, before she landed feet first on Flau’s head and stomped it into the ground. Springing off the youma’s face, she performed a graceful spinning flip and landed at the base of a water tower. Jadeite was pissed.

“She’s making a fool out of me!” he growled as Sailor Moon divided her attention between him and Flau. Unbeknownst to him, the self-proclaimed guardian of Earth was having a dilemma.

All right, I’m strong as both these guys if not stronger head-on, but they have energy blasts and stuff! She needed a weapon and fast if she was going to tip the balance in her favor.

Water from the tower above her head began to trickle down on her head. She attempted to ignore it, but before she even knew it the trickle was a torrent, engulfing and suddenly seizing her in a whirling current.

Both Jadeite and Flau looked on in surprise at the turn of events, before both realized what was going on and smiled. In front of the sphere of swirling water that took shape around the struggling Sailor Moon, Thetis emerged from the cracks in the roof as a mass of water before taking her youma form.

“You tried, little heroine, but sometimes good Samaritans should just keep their heads down,” Thetis chided as she held her hand out and began to close it into a fist.

I can barely move… the pressure is intense…! Sailor Moon thought as she struggled to hold her breath under the torrent. It was like an entire ocean was sitting on her, and the pressure was getting worse.

Jadeite called out to Thetis, “Excellent job, finish her quickly so we can get out of here.”

Thetis nodded, but something was wrong. A normal person, even a youma, should’ve been a fine mist by now. This one, she was still struggling! “I don’t get it! I’m pushing five hundred atmospheres! How is she still alive?!”

Jadeite stopped. “Wait, what did you say?”

Before she could answer, Thetis’s face was cut by a fearsomely sharp projectile, a rose that embedded itself and cracked the concrete rooftop on impact. Snarling, she lost her focus and the sphere of water dissipated, freeing Sailor Moon from her prison.

The rapid strum of a guitar immediately caught the evildoers’ attention. Looking up as well, Sailor Moon’s eyes sparkled when she saw Tuxedo Kamen, playing a charming tune on his guitar.

“Oh wow…” She murmured.

Jadeite swept his arm angrily, and then clenched his hand into a fist. “Who the Hell are you?”

“I’m just a wandering musician,” Tuxedo Kamen replied as he continued to play.

As Sailor Moon began to get up, Luna joined her side. “Thank goodness you’re all right, Sailor Moon!”

“Thanks.” Wringing the water out of her rapidly drying hair, Usagi glanced to the cat. “Do I have any weapons?”

Luna nodded. “Your tiara, remove it and then call out ‘Moon Tiara Action’, it should be enough for these youma!”

Nodding, Sailor Moon called out to Tuxedo Kamen. “Hey! Can you play me a tune?”

Tuxedo Kamen reached up and tipped his hat to Sailor Moon. “As you command, my lady, I obey.”

He immediately began to play, and Sailor Moon began her counterattack, rushing straight for Thetis, who let out a snort. “Drown, little heroine!”

The water all over the roof came to life, surging towards Sailor Moon from all sides. But before it could reach her, Sailor Moon suddenly disappeared. Thetis went wide-eyed. “What!”

Sailor Moon appeared at her right, much too fast for Thetis to defend against the kick that connected with the side of her head and launched her like a missile off the roof, across the street and completely through another commercial building.

“Thetis!” A shocked and furious Jadeite roared as Flau immediately attacked. Sailor Moon turned her attention to the second youma, and reached for the tiara upon her head.

“It’s time to return to the darkness, youma,” Sailor Moon declared as she removed the weapon and let it levitate upon her open palm. Rapidly, it began spinning and glowing until it resembled a discus of light. Without hesitation Sailor Moon threw it.

“Moon Tiara, action!”

Flau saw the attack coming from a mile away, and dodged the projectile the second Sailor Moon hurled it at her. “You shouldn’t give your attack away by shouting its name!” She yelled as she closed in fast to ensure her next attack would not miss.

“Flau, behind you!” Jadeite yelled, but it was too late.

The spinning tiara had corrected its course, and closed in like a missile before striking Flau in the back and sawing into her. Her eyes wide, Flau let out a shriek as the discus ate through to the other side and completed cleanly bisecting her. It was over quick, with the youma’s shriek tapering off into a dying gurgle.

“M-Morga…!” Flau gasped her last before she turned completely to dust.

Frozen, Jadeite watched as Sailor Moon caught her tiara and then focused her attention on him.

“That’s impossible…w-what the Hell are you?” He gasped in horror.

Sailor Moon removed her tiara, and it began to spin up again. “I already told you! Moon Tiara, action!”

She threw the weapon at him, and it bounced harmlessly off his barrier before returning in its inert state to her forehead. Seeing this, Jadeite sneered. “Still not enough to get through my barrier, is it?”

Sailor Moon huffed at that, before she removed her tiara and threw it again, this time unpowered. Okay then, try this! Moon Tiara…!”

It bounced off and away from his barrier before she suddenly attacked herself, driving a punch towards Jadeite. “Psyche!”

The blow was stopped completely by his barrier. He glared down at her. “A feint won’t work! You can’t get through!”

As he spoke, he raised his hand to fire his counterattack. At this range, he was certain to get the kill. Sailor Moon just smiled at him, and then called out. “… Action!”

Jadeite froze, as the falling tiara suddenly lit up, changed direction, and homed in straight for his neck. Turning to acquire it, he jumped back… but not fast enough for the deadly weapon to slash across his face. His blood splattered across Sailor Moon, as he staggered back, yelling in pain. Tuxedo Kamen stopped playing his guitar, and watched the scene intently.

“You…!” He brought his hand to his face to cover the wound as his composure finally began to come apart. “… You fucking-!”

“Jadeite…” Thetis’s plea brought him from the brink, and he shook his head. No, he couldn’t let this become anymore protracted. Glaring at Sailor Moon, he rose to his feet.

“This isn’t over,” he declared angrily, before teleporting away to recover the injured Thetis and get the Hell out of there.

Usagi turned and looked towards where Tuxedo Kamen had intervened, and found he was gone. “Damn, didn’t even get a chance to thank him this time.”

Padding over, Luna surveyed the damage and sighed. “Sheesh, look at the mess you guys made, and I hoped we could avoid it.”

“Well, it couldn’t be helped,” Sailor Moon said before she reached down and picked up Luna. The police were already on the scene, given the flashing lights from the street below. “We should be going before…”

“Police, put your hands up!” several policemen declared as they arrived on the roof, their weapons actually drawn. Sailor Moon looked back at them, and the officers hesitated, with one of them speaking up. “What the…?”

Sailor Moon turned away from the officers, and then leaped into the air, jumping clear across the street to another rooftop before rushing off into the night. The baffled cops could only watch as she took off, before another asked.

“Was that Sailor V…?”


Later, Usagi, Luna, and Naru were safely in Usagi’s room and getting ready to go to bed. Naru was spending the night, largely to maintain the alibi as to where they had been off to. Naru sighed. “So, Jade Eyes was an agent of the enemy all along? So much for Midnight Zero…”

“The Depths of Strange will always be the better show, in my opinion,” Usagi declared as she let down her hair. Luna jumped up onto the bed.

“Well the enemy knows who you are, so we all should be on our guard for any new tricks they could pull,” Luna warned.

Usagi and Naru nodded, before the former spoke. “You don’t have to tell me twice. Next time I see Jade Eyes I’m kicking him, hard.”

After she climbed into bed, Naru joined her and picked up the Disguise Pen to marvel at it. “Usagi, what was it like to be a boy?”

Looking over to Naru, Usagi smiled and settled in. “It was kind of weird, but kind of fun too. I didn’t even know the pen could do that…”

“Neither did I. Funny how you bent it to your perverse whims like that.” Luna began to knead at the blankets. “But powerful items like the disguise pen are necessary for an enemy as strong as ours.”

Usagi immediately thought of how powerful Thetis’s attack was, and how easily she withstood it. After a few moments, she didn’t even feel like she was going to drown. “Yeah, I have a feeling these guys are going to need every bit of our strength to defeat.”

Luna curled up at the foot of the bed; Usagi’s awareness of the gravity of the situation was a great relief to her. “You should be fine, though. You’re strong.”

Usagi smiled, and immediately quoted Kamen Raider. “As long as there is evil, I will stand ever vigilant to protect the innocent.”

Exhaustion claimed her only moments later, and she drifted off to a much deserved sleep. As Usagi began to snore, Naru stared at the Disguise Pen, the glittering jewel at its end reflecting in her half-closed eyes.



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Usagi: Fantasies are a wonderful thing, an excellent escape when you have nothing better to do.

Luna: Your grades seem to show that you don't care much for your schoolwork, then.

Usagi: Shut up. However, you mustn't let fantasy stand in the way of your aspirations, for what you can achieve in reality is grander than any fiction! This is what Kamen Raider has taught me!

Naru: Oh my, that was wonderful, Usagi!

Usagi: Sailor Moon says, tee hee!

 

[sworded]

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Nice! Will we ever get to 'hear' Gingersnaps's letter?

 

[Prince Charon]

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:yay: You're very good at this.

 

[Da-Guru]

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You know, this chapter really benefits from a background of Dethklok.

And it makes me think of strange things like a Metalocalypse/Sailor Moon crossover....

And now I'm thinking of what metal inspired Sailor Scouts would look like....

Yeah, I know that I'm one can short of a six pack here....

 

[WarChild]

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Found a problem with this chapter.

Before she could answer, ThetisÆ face was cut by a fearsomely sharp projectile, a rose that embedded itself and cracked the concrete rooftop on impact. Snarling, she lost her focus and the sphere of water dissipated, freeing Sailor Moon from her prison. The rapid strum of a guitar immediately caught the evildoersÆ attention. Looking up as well, Sailor MoonÆs eyes sparkled when she saw Tuxedo Kamen, playing a charming tune on his guitar.

ôOh wowàö She murmured.

Jadeite swept his arm angrily, and then clenched his hand into a fist. ôWho the Hell are you?ö

ôIÆm just a wandering musician,ö Tuxedo Mask replied as he continued to play, ôAnd an ally of justice!ö

As Sailor Moon began to get up, Luna joined her side. ôThank goodness youÆre alright, Sailor Moon!ö

ôThanks.ö Wringing the water out of her rapidly drying hair, Usagi glanced to the cat. ôDo I have any weapons?ö

Luna nodded. ôYour tiara, remove it and then call out æMoon Tiara ActionÆ, it should be enough for these youma!ö

Nodding, Sailor Moon called out to Tuxedo Kamen. ôHey! Can you play me a tune?ö

Tuxedo Mask reached up and tipped his hat to Sailor Moon. ôAs you command, my lady, I obey.ö

I'd suggest a quick fixup to keep the names consistent.

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

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Damn it, I ought to just use the English names and then Find/Replace when appropriate.

 

[nick012000]

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Odds that Usagi will use the Disguise Pen to turn herself into Kamen Rider Moon at some point?

 

[DrTempo]

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Damn it, I ought to just use the English names and then Find/Replace when appropriate.

I disagree, Ero-Sennin. It's just an honest slip-up.
And oh, <a href='http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/BeautifulDestroyerSailorMoon' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>This fic now has a TvTropes page!</a>

And I was not the guy who made it.

 

[WarChild]

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And oh, <a href='http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/BeautifulDestroyerSailorMoon' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>This fic now has a TvTropes page!</a>

And I was not the guy who made it.

That would be me, actually.

But I figured that having it pop up would get the page more attention. Looks like I was wrong.

Now, if I would figure out what type of 'dumb' this version of Usagi is. Idiot hero, she isn't.

Brilliant but lazy, perhaps? She was smart enough to come with a plan to track down and destroy the source of the draining brooches.

Hopefully the page will get more love.

 

[DrTempo]

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I say she's more of a Genius Ditz(and I posted that trope.)

 

[Prince Charon]

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Y'know, given Usagi's Destructive Savior thing, I wonder how much of Tokyo will be intact by the time they get to Beryl.

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

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A snippet.


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Thetis awoke lying in a comfortable bed and aching from head to toe. What an odd contrast, to be in such comfortûit was even warm in whatever room this wasûand yet to be in such physical pain. Movement from the corner of her vision brought her gaze over to a doll-like youma dressed as a mockery of seventeenth century royalty. She knew this one; she was one of JadeiteÆs bestûsecond only to Morga.

ôMuridà?ö She asked in a weak voice.

Murid gave a relieved smile to Thetis and then produced an apple for her. ôHere, eat this.ö

Reaching up, Thetis took the apple and almost immediately felt the energy stored within begin permeating her skin and enter her system. The pain from her injuries sustained from being a youma wrecking ball began to fade as the potent life-force quickly healed them. In no time, she not only was entirely healed, but left feeling refreshed and full of life.

ôWow, Muridàhow much energy did you use?ö Thetis asked as she swung her feet out of the bed and stood up.

ôJadeite had me collect quite a bit, but it took me a while because he didnÆt want me to attract attention, so IÆm sorry you had to languish so long in your state.ö Murid replied. ôYouÆre very lucky to have held on long as you did, you were in bad shape.ö

Oh, Murid had no idea, but that wasnÆt important. ôI assume Jadeite made it out of there, but what about Flau?ö

MuridÆs smile disappeared, and she looked down. ôIÆm afraid she didnÆt make it. That Sailor Moon killed her.ö

That shocked Thetis. Flau was an offensive powerhouse, capable of going toe to toe with BerylÆs youma like herself. First his best collector bit it and now his best fighter was gone. ôWhere is Jadeite?ö

Murid shook her head. ôHeÆs been working on a few different projects at once now to make up for the failure to meet quota. BerylÆs really upset that you were nearly killed.ö

Thetis grimaced, and then began to seek out JadeiteÆs presence within their secret base. ôI should go talk to him, before he overextends himself.ö

Reaching out, Murid rested a hand on ThetisÆ shoulder. ôYou really ought to not. He doesnÆt want anyone involved with his next scheme; he said he canÆt afford to lose another one of us.ö

ôAt least until he makes his quota.ö Thetis added, though sounding more derisive of Beryl than Jadeite. ôThis girl, Sailor Moonàwho do you suppose she is, or where she came from.ö

Murid shook her head. ôThe rest of us are actually a little afraid of her. If she could take out Flau, the rest of us are kind of hard-pressed to stand a chance against her if we get caught out by her. Ramua thinks she can take her though, Garoben too.ö

ôRamua specializes in Time Magic; she might stand a chance, is she up to anything?ö Thetis asked.

Letting out a dreamy-sounding hum, Murid mused to herself. ôNot that I know of, why do you have an idea?ö

If Thetis had a mouth in her youma-form, sheÆd be smiling. ôAs a matter of fact, I do!ö

With that, Thetis dissipated into a mist and vanished, leaving Murid alone in the room. Sitting on the edge of the bed, Murid gazed down at her apple, and then looked up at the ceiling of the room.

ôSailor Moon is pretty strongàö She said aloud to herself, before she really got to thinking.


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I like writing for the youma, they're underused but that's the fate of the Monster of the Week.

 

[Prince Charon]

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Hmm, interesting.

 

[Deleted member 5249]

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I completely forgot about these youma

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

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Every youma has her day, they make interesting fodder for more than just Sailor Moon and friends. They're the underlings of an evil organization, and given they were always around rather than just created (for the most part) they have to have some sort of existence going on outside of evil.

But that's useless conjecture. In BDSM, the Dark Kingdom's youma have personality, not just Thetis.

 

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Beryl in the anime apparently hoarded all the good youma like Thetis and the DD Girls to herself.

I never understood why then she'd expect them to last against the senshi. Just like I never understood the anime's decision to not kill Jadeite if they weren't going to do anything with him.

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

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Beryl in the anime was stock evil with not much dimension beyond that, or so I saw. When Abridged Beryl has more dimension than the original, you raise concerns.

 

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Yeah. I never understood why they did. Manga made it pretty clear she was just a Yandere for Mamoru that Metalia used and just the Dragon. Not the main villain.

 

[Prince Charon]

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Huh, apart from the jewelry, past-Beryl's outfit looks like a maid uniform.

Is there any evidence from the manga, to suggest that Endymion knew Beryl at all? Could she have been just a maid who went Stalker-with-a-Crush on the prince, before Metallia found her?