Evangelion Best one-liners in Eva

[GoatMan]

For a comedy fanfic, what would be the best response for Shinji to say when first seeing Gendo and Eva Unit-01?

My suggestions:

"Please don't let it be Big Bob," Shinji pleaded. (Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay)

(...because too much of my time was listening to everyone jokingly asking at the dealership if we were ready for our CMS).

or... during lunch recess at Class 2-A...

(Shinji holding up a plate of mashed potatoes in the shape of the NERV pyramid) "What does it mean?"

 

[Sunhawk]

[quote="Innortal']ôThis is mankindÆs greatest weapon against the Angels. The biomechanical fighting machine; Evangelion Unit 01!ö proclaimed Ritsuko. ôStill think this is some fucking cult?ö

Shinji shrugged. ôHis last cult had three N2 bombs and a device that could create tsunamis. The fact he managed to build a robot this time doesnÆt change anything.ö

ôHello, son.ö

The group arched their heads upwards, spotting Gendo Ikari standing before an observation window.

Shinji sighed. ôGreat; heÆs in æIÆm your new GodÆ mode.ö He turned back to his father. ôYouÆre off the medication again, arenÆt you?ö

ôI do not require any.ö

ôYou expect me to believe this is all real?ö

ôI am working for the UN.ö

ôThe UN as in United Nations based in Neo-Berlin, or UN as in something you just made up?ö

ô... That does not matter.ö[/quote]

[quote="Don']ôThis,ö Ritsuko announced as the lights were turned on. ôIt is the artificial life form, Evangelion.ö

ôOoh, purple,ö Shinji said in mock awe.

Now it was RitsukoÆs turn to start twitching.[/quote]