[Comic] Miscellaneous Ideas Topic

GenocideHeart

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Okay, I'm opening a new miscellany topic... I'm also inaugurating it with an idea that I WILL turn into an oneshot, NO THANKS TO CORNUTHAUM FORCING THE IMAGES IN MY MIND, damn you raptor-head. :headbanger:

The idea being... what if Hulk, when shuttled away from earth, did not land on the peaceful planet... OR on Sakaar... but on a world overrun by certain green creatures with big fangs, which seem to speak in botched English and have a flair for mayhem and confusion?

Months later, back on Earth...

"Puny humiez. We iz here for WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

:snigger:

Yes, yes, it's Warboss Hulk, who started the greatest WAAAAAGH of them all.

Tremble, Universe. Because Da Warboss has come to smash.

Moderator action: added 'comic' to the thread title -chronodekar
 

Grunt

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He is DA BIGGEST.

He is DA STRONGEST.

He is DA ORKIEST.

HE is DA GREENEST.

..........

but do we really want a hulk who can think beyond "WAAASMASH" and who can appreciate the wisdom of brutal kunning and kunning brutality....

More than that.....can you just imagine the faces of the heroes on earth when he returns on a freaking ball of rock.....with a sea of green behind him.....
 
#3
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Warboss Angry!!!!

You wouldn't like me when I am hungry... wait, that doesn't seem right.
 

GenocideHeart

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I can just see the beautiful vision.

Warboss Hulk Earth-Shaka, da strongest, biggest, meanest Warboss of 'em all!

Bigboss Dabkreff Face-Smasha, da Warboss's first, uh... sort of friend? After getting most of his teeth knocked off, of course!

And last but not least, da Weirdboy, Bogunz Wazzit, whose role iz to drop rockz until ev'ryone dies. And if rockz dun work at first, drop BIGGA rockz!

...Warbound who? Now THERE's someone who'll bring a new meaning to the words 'World Breaker'. :snigger:
 

Jakkun

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What if instead of civil war and that whole mess, the heroes just went on strike instead? The people were all pissed off at super powered people, so if they said fine, fuck you all, see how you do on your own. They would probably have to add in some clause like threat of global destruction would cause them to do something, but other than that, it's fair game.

This might require something like a superhero guild, which actually would probably accomplish the same thing the law was for, just without government influence. Tony tried to do something like that in the past, or at least the road to civil war said so.
 

GenocideHeart

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Jakkun said:
What if instead of civil war and that whole mess, the heroes just went on strike instead? The people were all pissed off at super powered people, so if they said fine, fuck you all, see how you do on your own. They would probably have to add in some clause like threat of global destruction would cause them to do something, but other than that, it's fair game.

This might require something like a superhero guild, which actually would probably accomplish the same thing the law was for, just without government influence. Tony tried to do something like that in the past, or at least the road to civil war said so.
...now THAT'd be funny.

"ONOZ, Doc Octopus is robbing that bank! WHERE IS SPIDER MAN?!?"

"Uh... he went on strike along with the other superdudes because we got all pissy at them."

"...fuck. You don't suppose we can ask Doc Ock nicely and he'll drop the money?"

"...If you want a metal tentacle shoved somewhere unpleasant, be my guest."
 

SotF

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Tony Stark had finally approached having a panic attack.

Hell, in a thousand years he wouldn't have expected this sort of insanity.

Everyone had thought that the various superheroes would react with the same violence that they had faced their own enemies and thus "proving" the point.

However, while disturbing, Wolverine of all people had made a comment about a trike and to SHIELD's horror, the idea caught on.

Taking another peek through the closed blinds at the costumed men, women, and, well, other were marching around his tower with signs. He did realize that the Helicarriers and other SHIELD bases were not placed correctly for publicity, or even capable of having sign wielding supers marching.

He should have known something like this would happen.
 

paulo_j1983

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#8
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And how will Union Superheroes deal with those threatening to crossover?
 

paulo_j1983

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SotF said:
Tony Stark had finally approached having a panic attack.

Hell, in a thousand years he wouldn't have expected this sort of insanity.

Everyone had thought that the various superheroes would react with the same violence that they had faced their own enemies and thus "proving" the point.

However, while disturbing, Wolverine of all people had made a comment about a trike and to SHIELD's horror, the idea caught on.

Taking another peek through the closed blinds at the costumed men, women, and, well, other were marching around his tower with signs. He did realize that the Helicarriers and other SHIELD bases were not placed correctly for publicity, or even capable of having sign wielding supers marching.

He should have known something like this would happen.
Amadeus Cho was strumming on the guitar he had brought along as Captain America and other world famous heroes paraded in front of the Avengers Tower holding up their signs.

Spiderman was in front of a camera person telling derogative tales of Iron-Man while his wife MJ was there with the female superheroes and vigilantes mocking Ms Marvel and She-Hulk who had stubbornly chose to side with Tony.

He plucks as a few notes from the guitar strings as he tkes a deep breath...

So we march day and night
by The Avengers Tower
They have Iron-Man
but we have the power.


Other heroes form a circle as they sing along to the song Cho was playing.
 

Typhonis

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So what would Warboss Ulks stats be in 40K? Probobly something reserved for Appocalypselevel play.

The Ulk mob. Colors just about anything except for the pants....pants gots ta be purple like de Warboss sos ya can channel the rage properly.
 

JiigarGhen

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Typhonis said:
So what would Warboss Ulks stats be in 40K? Probobly something reserved for Appocalypselevel play.

The Ulk mob. Colors just about anything except for the pants....pants gots ta be purple like de Warboss sos ya can channel the rage properly.
Dose pants gots ta have red on 'em. Cuz red makes ya go fasta. :sisi:
 

Jakkun

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I've been toying with the idea in my head of Spider-man taking up the Captain America mantle. I think he has a better claim to it than Punisher does. Plus he has some experience being that type of hero. He had to create alternate identities at one point, and one of them would fit as Cap, though that guy was more like Superman. Prodigy was pretty Cap like in size too. I can probably use the other stuff he had in the other identities too, stinger darts, and bouncing discs. I can try and draw up some design sketches.
 

zerohour

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What if Xavier got the Ruby of Cyttorak (sp?) instead of his brother?
 

parker

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Cross posting from GH's forum.

Watchmen/Batman Beyond crossover idea.

Well, one night Terry goes out on patrol. He runs into a few Jokers and crap like that. All together, pretty routine, that is until about half way through the patrol. He's making a pass through an area where the Jokers are trying to set up shop when he hears what sounds like a beating and thinks it's just some Joker getting beat-in, but when he goes to catch the he hears someone crying and begging for their life.

This is not what happens durring a beat-in, a Joker that would cry durring the beat-in wouldn't be beat-in. So thinking it's a mugging he speads up and gets to the alleyway where it's happening. Their he sees a Joker, beaten and bloody on his knees infront of a dude whith a black and white mask on. The man with the mask is holding the Jokers pinky in his hand.

The man casualy tears the man's pinky off and asks what happened to Ozymandias and the war between Russia and the U.S.. About this time Terry steps in and stops Rorachach from doing anything more to the Joker.

What happens from there, I have no clue. So, how did Rorscach end up in Neo-Gotham? Well, the easy thing to do would be to say that Manhattan sent him there instead of killing him, so we'll go with that.

Becuase of the tachyons messing him up, when Dr.Manhattan blew up Rorschach, he accidently sent him to another universe. Rorschach being Rorschach, the first thing he does when he gets there is find a crook a beat information out of him. Thus leading us to where Terry finds him.
 

Prince Charon

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zerohour said:
What if Xavier got the Ruby of Cyttorak (sp?) instead of his brother?
Would he still have his telepathy?
 

GenocideHeart

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Prince Charon said:
zerohour said:
What if Xavier got the Ruby of Cyttorak (sp?) instead of his brother?
Would he still have his telepathy?
There's a What If that deals with just that - Xavier becoming the Juggernaut.
 

zerohour

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GenocideHeart said:
There's a What If that deals with just that - Xavier becoming the Juggernaut.
Should have seen that coming.

How'd it turn out?
 

GenocideHeart

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zerohour said:
GenocideHeart said:
There's a What If that deals with just that - Xavier becoming the Juggernaut.
Should have seen that coming.

How'd it turn out?
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/138264648/What_If_V2_013_..Professor_X_Of_The_X-Men_Had_Become_The_Juggernaut.cbz
See for yourself.
 

sith2886

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time for a jump start.

my idea (please don't hurt me, I'm new in comics)

corsair, (cyc's father) catches wind of the skrulls plot while relaxing in some bar in space, (hey he's a pirate) and decides to warn his son and his friends.

so the X-men are told about the invasion before hand (or during but before skrull!-Elektra is killed).

thoughts?
 

sith2886

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got another one

what if the cosmic rays that created the fantastic four were actually a 'feather' of the phoenix or even more twisted the phoenix itself and it joined with sue.

thoughts?
 

DhampyrX2

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Ok here's a thought I had in line with Watching Batman: The Brave and the Bold for some unfathomable reason and seeing an impossibly Old School Sinestro that was still a GL. What if, during Zero Hour, Sinestro figured out it was Hal pulling all of this crap and ended up stopping him? What if circumstances forced Sinestro to be a hero again? What if he had a crisis of faith and stepped up one more time to show he had the will and heart of a Green Lantern, if not the specific ring?

Or if you prefer, take it later and have a similar crisis that doesn't involve him having to take down his old nemesis. That might even work better as the Corps has been rebuilt and has to decide whether to accept him back or not.
 

sith2886

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Not really an idea but something i worked on a while ago, up for grabs.

Civil war: betrayal.

The skrull impostor fell to the ground with a thud. It felt strange; he had seen death, caused death to friends but never really taken a life with his own hands. The part of him that was a spider, the spiritual part that he fought day in and day out on the subconscious level reveled in it, Peter Parker, freelance journalist and superhero shuddered and fell to his knees puking. He had just killed someone, granted a skrull someone but still.

ôHumans are such amazing advisoriesö a voice spoke airily from behind him, Peter spun cursing his lack of awareness. The impostor hadnÆt triggered his spider sense why should any others? ôYeah well IÆm not exactly humanö he chided though it sounded lame after he heard himself say it.

The skrull warrior nodded, ôyes, we are quite aware of that Mr. Parker. Bitten by an indigenous species of hunter and genetically altered to dispense webbing and stick to surfaces,ö the skrull smiled at PeterÆs astonished looks, ôcome now Mr. Parker, did you honestly believe we would attack you without first knowing your strengths and weaknesses. What is that human proverb, ah yes æto know they enemy is to know thy selfÆö

Peter stood measuring his options, all the while keeping the alien talking, ôSo why me? Why not cap or Tony? Hell youÆd be doing us a favor if you took him.ö

The skrull chuckled, ôI assure you Mr. Parker they will come in time. Now you leave me, us rather in quite a strange predicament. On the one hand you seem to have lived through your attempted assassination, and while I could kill you now and have another take your placeö, the skrull waved his hand at the dead body, ôit would take far too long to retrain a candidate in the amount of time my queen demands.ö

ôAww shucks, IÆm heartbroken. Really I am.ö He flexed his hands loosening them up. If he could outdraw the skrull and pull the ceiling down on his headà

ôYes well that leaves the other hand.ö He held his hands at armÆs length showing no signs of hostility, ôyou could join us.ö

Peter was not expecting that, ôYeah right. Join an invading force intent on destroying my home world and possibly killing people IÆve called friends. What a great idea!ö

ôYes your wit, a clever shield but I am talking to Peter Parker, not his alter ego spider-man. As for the destruction we have no interest in destroying, simply, overriding. There is nothing you can do to stop it. Your friends, those you trust will start to argue amongst themselves, war amongst the superhero community will ensue and in the meantime we will slowly take over your world from the inside out.ö The skrull paused, ôwe can offer you immunity, power whatever you desire if you simply join us.ö

Peter wasnÆt listening, ôPower? Let me tell you something about power, with great power come great responsibility. Something you skrull have no idea about.ö Peter launched his webbing towards the ceiling and pulled as hard as his muscles could, Ripping the plaster and wood beams.

He ran out of the room, he had to warn them, had to tell cap and the others thatàSLAM!

The skrull was on him in an instant holding him by the throat against the wall,
ôImpressive Mr. Parker. Thinking of that kind would be welcome in our ranks. Do you like this world boy? The ridicule in the press, being treated like a child at the childÆs table when the men and women sit and discuss war stories at the adults table. YouÆre being held back, we can offer you more.ö

Peter fought like a man possessed; ôNEVER!ö he kicked the skrullÆs chest and sent him sliding backwards, while he landed on his feet, ôyou have nothing you could offer me.ö Peter snarled.

"What about me peter, would I suffice?ö peter froze and turned to see a dead woman smiling at him. ôGw-Gwen?ö he asked shakily.

ôYes Peter itÆs me.á Have you missed me?ö

Peter shook his head, ôyouÆre not her. Gwen Stacey is dead. Stop it, NOW!ö he yelled at the skrull. The alien warrior smiled.

ôYes Mr.á Parker it is. We replaced Ms. Stacey some time ago, holding her as a bargaining chip. If my queen had not thought this idea had merit she would have been used in another way.ö

Peter spun back to the blond woman, ôyouÆre lying. ThereÆs no way-ô

ôItÆs true Pete, horribly disgusting and creepy but every bit the truth. IÆve missed you so much, and IÆm back now.ö
Peter stared at her, ôhit me.ö

Gwen looked at him strangely then seemed to realize what he meant. She picked up a piece of wood that had fallen from the impact and lunged at him. Peter watched the piece come forward and his surprise grew as he dodged the splinter at the last second, his spider sense ringing wildly.

ôYouàoh gods-your really her. You sick bastards.ö He spoke in shocked awe. Gwen, the girl he loved as much as he loved MJ was alive, and standing in front of him.

ôAs you can see Mr. Parker I am a man of my word, after a fashion of course.ö The skrull placed his hand on the heroÆs shoulder, ômy queen rewards those who serve her. You could rule this city, or any place you wish if you wanted. All that we require is your loyalty.ö

ôHow do I know I can trust your queen? Excuse me if this seems a bit to convenient and wishful-filling.ö He replied though seeing Gwen alive and standing infront of him, could he really doubt that wishes came true in one way or another.

"Cautious, good. I will take you before her myself and you can hear with your own ears her deal in person.ö

Peters head as spinning. He knew this was wrong, he shouldnÆt even be thinking what he was thinking Gwen or no Gwen. But a darker part of him, a part that he had thought buried with the young wrestler he had been rose up and he nodded. ôLead the way then.ö

The skrull smiled as he walked the two humans to the elevator. Yes things were working out perfectly, in time they would all join the skrull. Patience was the key and the skrull had time.
I know there are plot holes that even the Hulk could walk through but I'm sure you guys can fill them up.
 

zeebee1

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You mean like actual motivation?
 
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