For the new
Trek movie:
"So, what kind of hand to hand combat are you trained in?"
"Fencing."
"..."
Took a bit of doing, but Kirk got Spock to wear the souvenir shirt he picked up for him.
"Did I ever tell ya about the time me'n the crew of the
Enterprise fought zombies, and I killed one with a cricket bat?"
"Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a Time Lord!"
Amanda and Sarek: My OTP.
Kirk couldn't resist, and the rest of the crew were at a loss.
"You cheatin', green blooded bastard!"
Getting a haircut with your boss can be awkward.
Spock and his loyal Sehlat, Hobbes.
The reboot has not been kind to everyone...