Nasuverse Crack idea area

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raedric

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I got this idea on Gabbly with Mereo, Sigfried, and F1.

"Unlimited Braid Works."

During the battle with Berserker, Archer-ko unleashes her ultimate reality marble. The ability is so powerful that whomsoever it is used on suddenly believes they are a hair stylist. Now, opening a chain of salons, join the former Berserker in his quest to make fabulous hairstyles and sell his new shampoo, Hair-acles.

This idea is pure crack, wouldn't you say? :lol:
 
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GenocideHeart

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raedric said:
I got this idea on Gabbly with Mereo, Sigfried, and F1.

"Unlimited Braid Works."

During the battle with Berserker, Archer-ko unleashes her ultimate reality marble. The ability is so powerful that whomsoever it is used on suddenly believes they are a hair stylist. Now, opening a chain of salons, join the former Berserker in his quest to make fabulous hairstyles and sell his new shampoo, Hair-acles.

This idea is pure crack, wouldn't you say? :lol:
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:huh!: :huh!: :huh!: :huh!: :huh!: :ph43r:

*brain fries*

The mere idea of Herc being a hair stylist is scary on so many levels.
 
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raedric

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GenocideHeart said:
raedric said:
I got this idea on Gabbly with Mereo, Sigfried, and F1.

"Unlimited Braid Works."

During the battle with Berserker, Archer-ko unleashes her ultimate reality marble. The ability is so powerful that whomsoever it is used on suddenly believes they are a hair stylist. Now, opening a chain of salons, join the former Berserker in his quest to make fabulous hairstyles and sell his new shampoo, Hair-acles.

This idea is pure crack, wouldn't you say?? :lol:
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:huh!: :huh!: :huh!: :huh!: :huh!: :ph43r:

*brain fries*

The mere idea of Herc being a hair stylist is scary on so many levels.
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I consider mental scarring success. B)
 
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Epsilon

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And Ilya can be the cute mascot character advertising the hair salon...
 
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Zenithos

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"Unlimited Braid Works."

During the battle with Berserker, Archer-ko unleashes her ultimate reality marble. The ability is so powerful that whomsoever it is used on suddenly believes they are a hair stylist. Now, opening a chain of salons, join the former Berserker in his quest to make fabulous hairstyles and sell his new shampoo, Hair-acles.
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I haven't laughed this much in quite a while. :snigger: :snigger:

Berserker shouldn't be allowed anywhere near salons, let alone as a hairdresser :rofl:

Hair-acles....is it just me, or does that sound intoxicatingly Greek? :rofl:

I guess to make a really good crack fic, you'd either need a good compilation of these sort of ideas or something really out of the ordinary, such as the characters all switching genders.

Let's see...more crackfic ideas:

Saber becomes a Halo addict and Shirou finds that his trace ability allows him to cheat in the games. Cue in severe angst over guilt-ridden victories and tragic defeats.

Rin and Sakura turns out to be DDR fans and when Sakura was possessed, Rin challenges her to a DDR tournament in order to free her.

Bottomline - I need to get some sleep.
 
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Epsilon

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Can't see Saber as a Halo addict. Dynasty Warriors on the other hand... :yay:
 
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raedric

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Halo Saber? Well, at least you didnt add Archer. "I am the plasma of my rifle..." :ph43r:

Another crack idea:

Gilgamesh has been on earth, awaiting the next grail war and his change to usurp the grail. He needed to find something to pass the time. He takes to reading Naruto manga and is inexplicably infatuated with Tenten. Now, he awaits eagerly for his chance to wish her to life... :D
 
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Mereo Flere

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Crack Idea?

Well, I suppose this counts.

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It was in Shiki that he faced his greatest enemy.
Even if -that world- had been shattered, Emiya Shirou would still fight on.
A man who wielded relics of the past.
Symbols greater than themselves, power placed
Though if they were only copies...
No, because they were copies, Shirou would continue to struggle.
For all that he believed in.
For all that he had to protect.
He would rush against death itself.

Had he thought about it a little more, he would have found that was exactly what he was doing now.

There was no room for stray thoughts, though.
Victory was his only concern.
Philosophy could be saved for later.
At this moment, at this instant.
Before even a second was lost.
He would find a way to win.

Swords and spears alike fell to Shiki's mysterious power.
And so, Shirou resorted to other arsenals.
Calling forth anything he could think of.
Pots and pans.
Spoons and forks.
He thought of something, anything that could resist that knife of his.
And yet, he was being pushed back.

From the beginning, he should have sniped at a distance.
Attack outside of his range.
But, he had to be sure that it would have killed his opponent.
That folly was the reason for being cornered now.
Still...
He would win!

He sought out an image in his mind.
Creating an image of Shiki's certain death.
Taking a form, he raised his hands over his head, clutching its edges as it appeared.

"With this chair...
"Die!"

Logically, it should have never hit Shiki.
The other boy should have been too fast.
Even if he couldn't dodge, that blade of his...
Surely it could have cut up the chair like the rest of them.
Instead, he froze up, muttering only "This chair."
Over and over, the words were repeated.
Already unconscious, like a mantra it continued.
And Shirou had no idea why.

Somehow, it felt anticlimactic.
Still, no matter what the reason, he was the victor.
...or at least he thought he was.

Wait, why had they been fighting in the first place?
 
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TheEcchiSessha

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Great work Mereo Flare. Even if it crack, the story itself just "screams" of something Shirou would do. :p Stupid, yet effective.

~The Ecchi Sessha
 
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toraneko

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*chanting* E.C.W.! E.C.W.! E.C.W.! :p

What did Shirou hit him with, Aizen's couch?!
 
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FH_Meta

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No, he hit Shiki with that chair.

THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR.

THISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIR.


Edit: I think I have too much fun with these kind of things.
 
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toraneko

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Oh, I'm aware of the origin of that gag. It was there in the Tsukihime game, and I played the hell out of that. It became a meme in 4chan, especially recently, to alternate pics of Shiki - sans glasses - with various chairs, and shop in lines and/or cut apart sections of these chairs. The funniest was when some anon from /k/ posted a pic of a chair made of guns.

Aizen's couch was a later addition to that meme, due to the fact that it's friggin' HUGE. Like an XBox. Huge. That means it has HUGE SEATS! SIT AND SQUASH!

Yes, the mysteries of the Internets are known to me. :p
 
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mswolfe17

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Is anyone else reminded of that story involving the college psychology student who passed his exam by writing two words on a piece of paper?

Concerning the idea for Saber being a gamer, I can just see her getting really annoyed with Archer, since Shiro's probably pretty good at games.

And the idea for Archer-ko's hair attack.......um..........

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:sweat2:

go for it :lol:

Maybe Heracles could become part of a Japanese equivalent of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." :lol:

I can imagine the other members talking about how ugly a piece of furniture is, and Heracles just picks it up and tosses it through the wall.
 
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toraneko

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mswolfe17 said:
Is anyone else reminded of that story involving the college psychology student who passed his exam by writing two words on a piece of paper?
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Would that be:
College, final exams, some liberal arts/sociology class, yadda yadda.

Exam: "In an essay, write down as best you can the answer to the following question: 'What is courage?' You may leave when you've turned in your paper."

Everyone writes furiously. One guy just sits there for a minute, writes two words on the paper, turns it in, and leaves, only 5 minutes into the allotted testing time. Everyone else laughs at him.

Grades come in and he's the only one who got an A.

Reason: When asked "What is courage?" he simply wrote "This is."
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Student with Laconic wit worthy of Sparta. B)
 
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mswolfe17

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toraneko said:
mswolfe17 said:
Is anyone else reminded of that story involving the college psychology student who passed his exam by writing two words on a piece of paper?
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Would that be:
College, final exams, some liberal arts/sociology class, yadda yadda.

Exam: "In an essay, write down as best you can the answer to the following question: 'What is courage?' You may leave when you've turned in your paper."

Everyone writes furiously. One guy just sits there for a minute, writes two words on the paper, turns it in, and leaves, only 5 minutes into the allotted testing time. Everyone else laughs at him.

Grades come in and he's the only one who got an A.

Reason: When asked "What is courage?" he simply wrote "This is."
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Student with Laconic wit worthy of Sparta. B)
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No, but close.

Here's how the story goes, as I remember it:

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In a college psychology class, the teacher assigned for the students to write something proving that the chair the teacher was sitting on wasn't actually there.

While most students had over two pages written, one student wrote two words on his paper, then turned it over and walked out.

When the professor checked the paper to see what the student had written, he found the words "What chair?"

That student got an A on that exam.
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Now you see why it reminded me of it?
 
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zeebee1

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Assuming that it's the same guy then my friend was in that class.
 
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