Decrees from the Princess of Equestria

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Argh... Damn my friend for introducing me to the new My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic show. Now it's on my mind constantly.

But, suffice it to say I may as well indulge. Silly rule thread for My Little Pony.

1: Thou shalt not allow Pinkie Pie access to high explosives, or blenders.

 

[Barret]

2: Thou Shall Not give Pinkie Pie coffee. It took weeks to clean up ground zero, get her back from orbit, and for Twilight Sparkle and those Mythbuster gentlemen to heal from the incident.

[Edit] Managed to find on deviantart by itself: <a href='http://theartrix.deviantart.com/art/Today-on-Mythbusters-ponies-200939257' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://theartrix.deviantart.com/art/Today-...onies-200939257</a>

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

3: Why am I a Princess if there is no King? Ah... What makes you think there isn't one? ~Princess Celestia

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

4:

There will be no official harem building within Equestria.

4A: Unofficial harem building is A-Okay though! ~Pinkie Pie
4B: What?! No, no, no! I'm just not interested in dating right now! ~Twilight Sparkle
4C: Right, which means you're just interested in harem building right now. Okay! ~Pinky Pie
4D: NO! NO I'M NOT!
4E: Course she ain't! Not without addin' Big Mac to it, right? I've seen how you two look at eachother, don't deny it!
4F: NO! No, I-I'm not-I don't want Big Mac! ~Twilight Sparkle
4G: Well why not? Is there something wrong with him? You can't just take me into a harem and brush him off! That ain't fair! ~Applejack
4H: NO THERE-IT'S NOT-! ~Twilight Sparkle
4I: Sooo, will there be cake in this harem? ~Pinkie Pie
4J: No, but I bet there will be pie.
4K: RAINBOW DASH! ~Everyone

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

5:

Let the human go back home, Luna.

5A: NEVER! We're the best of friends! Isn't that right Shinji?
5B: Yes!

 

[GhostElder]

5C: D'Aaaawwwww, let her keep it.
5D: it's a Him, and apparently the two of them have charmed half the royal guardsponies so far.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

6: Princess Celestia does not recruit the ponies with cutie marks related to martial arts, weapons, demolitions or war into her secret covert ops divisions.

7:

Please do not use Spike to send yourselves to Canterlot.

8:

You shall not sexually harass Big Macintosh... Luna.

8A: Or Rainbow Dash... Gilda.

8B: Or everyone... Pinkie Pie.

 

[S J C]

9)

Please note Dr Whooves is not the sole survivor of the Gallopfrey and the ancient society of time pony's.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

10:

Please be advised vigilantism is still a crime.