Title: Divine Damnation
Author: DhampyrX2
Rating: PG-13 for language and supernatural violence
Summary: Yet another secret origins of Xander fic that
my twisted little brain cooked up.
Timeframe: Post Season 7
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I do this for fun. Please
don't sue me.
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Previous chapter of this story can be found here: Previous Chapters
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Xander had felt multiple chills up and down his spine for a while now and knew nothing good could have caused them. His concerns were justified when he heard a familiar cackle, in accompaniment to a more 'innocent' giggle coming from Dawn's room as he passed it after his talk with Giles.
"Come on in, Xan!" Dawn called from behind the door, before she broke down into laughter again.
"...and so Alex stumbles out of the room buck naked, covered in chocholate, and babbling about how Urd and I are the most horrible creatures in the multi-verse,"
Mara finished proudly as he entered.
"The nymph clan, or the succubus coven?" Xander asked with trepidation as he registered the times he had been in such circumstances.
"The time we spiked Kwan Yin's drink and told her about your childhood crush on her," Mara clarified evilly.
Xander could only groan at the memory, before he shivered at the memory of his encounter with the Japanese goddess of childbirth. It really was the quiet ones sometimes...
"And the time you made it snow in Lucifer's hell dimension, the reason you have to announce your arrival before visiting Tartarus or Reikai, your stuffed jabberwock 'Binky', the time Mara pantsed you in front of the Makaichou council..." Dawn listed as she recalled some of the more entertaining exploits Mara had shared.
"Oh! And the baby pictures!" the demoness added as she held up a far too familiar book.
"Mara!" Xander cried out in horror at the sight of THE BOOK.
"You realize, of course, that this means war," the White Knight added confidently in his best Bugs Bunny voice as he tried to bore holes into Mara with just a look.
"And just what does that mean, stinkypants?" Mara snorted arrogantly.
"I still have those recording crystals from your 500th birthday party," Xander responded smugly.
"No! You swore those were destroyed!" Mara cried out in horror.
"I'm a demon. Demons lie. How many times have you claimed to burn THE BOOK?" Xander shot back.
"That's different! The Boss would crucify me if I really destroyed any copy of your baby pictures. She still shows them to other visitors when you come up in conversation!" Mara whined.
"Sell me out, I sell you out," Xander sang back as he produced a black crystal in his right hand.
"Come on, Xan. Don't wave that in her face..." Dawn began, which earned her a huge smile of gratitude form Mara, at least until she continued, "you should save
it for when she feels secure and safe, then strike back."
"We're bad influences on you, squirt," Mara chided sternly at the former Key.
Xander shrugged happily as the crystal disappeared and he responded, "I don't know. What she haid makes perfect sense to me. I think it just shows she has a
brain."
"You say that like have one or something," Mara groused petulantly as she folded her arms beneath her ample bust.
Author: DhampyrX2
Rating: PG-13 for language and supernatural violence
Summary: Yet another secret origins of Xander fic that
my twisted little brain cooked up.
Timeframe: Post Season 7
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I do this for fun. Please
don't sue me.
*****
Previous chapter of this story can be found here: Previous Chapters
*****
Xander had felt multiple chills up and down his spine for a while now and knew nothing good could have caused them. His concerns were justified when he heard a familiar cackle, in accompaniment to a more 'innocent' giggle coming from Dawn's room as he passed it after his talk with Giles.
"Come on in, Xan!" Dawn called from behind the door, before she broke down into laughter again.
"...and so Alex stumbles out of the room buck naked, covered in chocholate, and babbling about how Urd and I are the most horrible creatures in the multi-verse,"
Mara finished proudly as he entered.
"The nymph clan, or the succubus coven?" Xander asked with trepidation as he registered the times he had been in such circumstances.
"The time we spiked Kwan Yin's drink and told her about your childhood crush on her," Mara clarified evilly.
Xander could only groan at the memory, before he shivered at the memory of his encounter with the Japanese goddess of childbirth. It really was the quiet ones sometimes...
"And the time you made it snow in Lucifer's hell dimension, the reason you have to announce your arrival before visiting Tartarus or Reikai, your stuffed jabberwock 'Binky', the time Mara pantsed you in front of the Makaichou council..." Dawn listed as she recalled some of the more entertaining exploits Mara had shared.
"Oh! And the baby pictures!" the demoness added as she held up a far too familiar book.
"Mara!" Xander cried out in horror at the sight of THE BOOK.
"You realize, of course, that this means war," the White Knight added confidently in his best Bugs Bunny voice as he tried to bore holes into Mara with just a look.
"And just what does that mean, stinkypants?" Mara snorted arrogantly.
"I still have those recording crystals from your 500th birthday party," Xander responded smugly.
"No! You swore those were destroyed!" Mara cried out in horror.
"I'm a demon. Demons lie. How many times have you claimed to burn THE BOOK?" Xander shot back.
"That's different! The Boss would crucify me if I really destroyed any copy of your baby pictures. She still shows them to other visitors when you come up in conversation!" Mara whined.
"Sell me out, I sell you out," Xander sang back as he produced a black crystal in his right hand.
"Come on, Xan. Don't wave that in her face..." Dawn began, which earned her a huge smile of gratitude form Mara, at least until she continued, "you should save
it for when she feels secure and safe, then strike back."
"We're bad influences on you, squirt," Mara chided sternly at the former Key.
Xander shrugged happily as the crystal disappeared and he responded, "I don't know. What she haid makes perfect sense to me. I think it just shows she has a
brain."
"You say that like have one or something," Mara groused petulantly as she folded her arms beneath her ample bust.