Harry Potter El Goonish Snape?

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SotF

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Just as a wierd thought, what if Severus Snape was related to Tedd from El Goonish Shive with his muggle Father being Tedd's mothers brother.

Thus Snape comes to Moperville to visit his nephew and hide out from all the various sides that now want him dead only to get the shock of his life as he walks headfirst into the insanity that is El Goonish Shive with TFguns, aliens, fairy magic, anime style martial arts, and well Tedd...

How long do you think Severous could take dealing with Moperville madness?
 
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zeebee1

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Snape being related to Tedd is just wrong. Him getting mixed in Tedds life is an instant win. It would be better if he was related to the loser who thinks he's a player. Or he could be Susan's uncle, from her father's side.

To have him related to Tedd would insult the awesomeness that is Tedd. Though if you wanted to be mean you could have Snape become the second Teddsexual.
 
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SotF

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zeebee1 said:
Snape being related to Tedd is just wrong. Him getting mixed in Tedds life is an instant win. It would be better if he was related to the loser who thinks he's a player. Or he could be Susan's uncle, from her father's side.

To have him related to Tedd would insult the awesomeness that is Tedd. Though if you wanted to be mean you could have Snape become the second Teddsexual.
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Actually, considering the little we know about Tedd's mother is that he hates her almost as much as Susan hates her father. Snape showing up in town to spend some "quality time" with his nephew and ending up tearing his hair out in an attempt to keep any semblance of sanity would be funny.
 
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David Alan Abramczyk

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For a moment when I read the title, I thought you meant The Goon Show, a surreal BBC radio comedy series from the 1950's.
 
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Mighty Bob

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Hey now, how is having Snape related to Susan any less insulting than having him related to Tedd? I'd like to second the motion to have him be related to 'The Player' I find that immensly amusing for whatever reason. Actually come to think of it, him being related to the Principle could be amusing as well. Perhaps they share a passion for Murals?
 
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zeebee1

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Personally, I find it insulting that Susan's father is related to Susan. That is why I suggested Snape come from her father's side of the family.
 
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