Election: Admin 1

[Hardcore Heathen]

I wonder if it would be a political scandal to be caught with hookers and blow?

I think the phrase you're looking for is actually, "PR Coup." You might actually want to set this up as a photo op. And I dunno, maybe you could have like a smoking gun in a dramatic pose, standing over Hawk's body?

 

[zerohour]

I suppose I should get one for Vexarian...


A vote for Vex is a vote for sex? It rhymes, but it either implies him hiring hookers at his victory party, he'll cut off a man's favorite organ if he's not elected, or that he'll personally satisfy us, none of which I am particularly comfortable with...

 

[Hardcore Heathen]

Vex wrecks (the competition)!

"Vex wrecks," should suffice for campaign rally speeches and as an awkward way to introduce himself at debates.

 

[Vexarian]

Vex wrecks (the competition)!

"Vex wrecks," should suffice for campaign rally speeches and as an awkward way to introduce himself at debates.

I like it.

Print five million bumper stickers and put them on all of the cars.

Or all of the babies.

Just stick 'em places, is what I'm saying.

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

You want the dinero? Vote Ero!

Want hot women? Support the Sennin!

 

[Vexarian]

Oh?! But Ero, what do you make of the recent scandal involving fake money, and ugly women being handed out by your campaign?

I have my secret witness right here, and he certainly isn't just me wearing a mustache.

See.

 

[foreverzero]

Truly a startling discovery! Can The Ero-Sennin's run for president ever recover after such catastrophic revelations? Will Lord Raine and GenocideHeart ever reveal their undying love for each other? And most importantly, will zeebee1 ever type a complete paragraph?

Tune in next time on Falling For Fanfiction!

 

[chronodekar]

For those of you not actually browsing different sections of the forum we recently concluded a contest for 'Favorite TFF Author'. Here's the thread,

http://thefanfictionforum.net/showthread.php?tid=19511&pid=1155139

One of the admin candidates was a participant and he WON. I felt it might be in everyone's interest to be informed of this. Here's his certificate,

As you can see, The Ero-Sennin isn't just a no-body. He's been recognized as a worthy author around here.

I have no idea however, if that translates into being a good admin.

-chronodekar

 

[Cherry_lover]

Sigh... Can you guys cut the fake political commercial posts...

Fuck you, this is hilarious.

Well, perhaps, but actually having some information on the candidates I don't personally know would be nice....

 

[rdde]

As you can see, The Ero-Sennin isn't just a no-body. He's been recognized as a worthy author around here.

I have no idea however, if that translates into being a good admin.

-chronodekar

Congratulations Ero-Sennin!

But chronodekar, I didn't know that there was a TFF Representative post; when and where did you get elected for it?

 

[GenocideHeart]

If Vex endorses Ero, then I am most definitely not voting for him

 

[chronodekar]

As you can see, The Ero-Sennin isn't just a no-body. He's been recognized as a worthy author around here.

I have no idea however, if that translates into being a good admin.

-chronodekar

Congratulations Ero-Sennin!

But chronodekar, I didn't know that there was a TFF Representative post; when and where did you get elected for it?

I appointed myself to office when I began running the election. Since no-one objected, the seat became mine by default (I did NOT vote in the contest either). For that matter, I'm thinking about making this into a regular event. Every quarter, perhaps? If you (or anyone else) want to take over the job, feel free to chime in the discussion. The thread is open to all TFF members.

-chronodekar

 

[Glimmervoid]

Good Times, Hot Women, and Evil.

Vote for The Ero-Sennin as Admin 2, and you will have all those things and more.

A question for the candidate in taffeta. What is you plan for the board once we hit Peak Evil? Isn't it true that your administration would be riding a boom morality, with no plan for the bust?

 

[Altered Nova]

I find all the political advertisement and slogan silliness hilarious because the guy who hasn't posted once in the thread is winning by a landslide. Maybe you guys should be smearing him instead of each other?

 

[Vexarian]

I find all the political advertisement and slogan silliness hilarious because the guy who hasn't posted once in the thread is winning by a landslide. Maybe you guys should be smearing him instead of each other?

That's just what the conventional wisdom would say, but I'm not doing it because I'm not a conventional candidate. - Vexarian, 2013.

 

[Zephyrus]

Sigh... Can you guys cut the fake political commercial posts...

Fuck you, this is hilarious.

I kinda have to agree.

Now, if only there were a catchy phrase similar to, "I Like Ike!"

Like:

Zepherus
Is For Us

A Vote For Zeph
Will Deter Your...Death?

I suck at this slogan thing. =(

 

[chronodekar]

A Vote For Zeph
Will Deter Your...Death?

I suck at this slogan thing. =(

Alright, let me try.

Your preference should be Zephyrus,
His endurance is measureless,
He's generous to the adventurous,
While the degenerates grow anxious.

Hmmm... can't quite decide if it helps the cause or not.

-chronodekar

 

[chronodekar]

And a few slogans I stole (this IS a political election, right?),

Vote for lightwave. Because You're Worth It.

Make Someone Happy. Vote for Vexarian.

Sex!!! Now That I've Got Your Attention, Vote for Me. The Ero-Sennin - The Coolest Action.

Vote for wertygo. We've All Done Something Stupid.

Vote for Watashiwa. He is Good at Delegating.

Thoughts?

-chronodekar

 

[Altered Nova]

Well I guess I'll vote for Vex since he's one of only two people who seriously answered my request to give a real sales pitch for why they'd be the best candidate instead of a silly political slogan, and the other guy said he'd prefer to be backup Admin.

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

Good Times, Hot Women, and Evil.

Vote for The Ero-Sennin as Admin 2, and you will have all those things and more.

A question for the candidate in taffeta. What is you plan for the board once we hit Peak Evil? Isn't it true that your administration would be riding a boom morality, with no plan for the bust?

Once peak evil is achieved, we shall spread and consume other boards like a swarm of locusts, bringing them under my banner of collective evil.

 

[Zephyrus]

Well I guess I'll vote for Vex since he's one of only two people who seriously answered my request to give a real sales pitch for why they'd be the best candidate instead of a silly political slogan, and the other guy said he'd prefer to be backup Admin.

Honestly, all mods are going to do is police the populace and keep the forums clean.

Every candidate would probably say the same thing: "I'm best because this and this."

Just vote for who you trust.

 

[Altered Nova]

Well I guess I'll vote for Vex since he's one of only two people who seriously answered my request to give a real sales pitch for why they'd be the best candidate instead of a silly political slogan, and the other guy said he'd prefer to be backup Admin.

Honestly, all mods are going to do is police the populace and keep the forums clean.

Every candidate would probably say the same thing: "I'm best because this and this."

Just vote for who you trust.

This is the admin voting thread. Admins have quite a bit more power and responsibility than mods. And they need to have some degree of knowledge of web programming languages.

 

[Watashiwa]

And a few slogans I stole (this IS a political election, right?),

Vote for Watashiwa. He is Good at Delegating.

Thoughts?

-chronodekar

I think the best part is that I apparently delegated the entirety of my election campaign and as of this post am winning anyway. Seriously though, I thought the elections were still imminent, not imminently happening, hence why I was completely off the grid this weekend.

I've been trying to come up with a post that adequately summarizes my feelings on seeing where I stand in the election poll and I can't. Anything I say now would be premature (at best) or disgustingly smug, so I'll wait until the voting period ends to do more than say "Holy shit, people like me".

Also, I'm casting my vote for Ero, because Temple of the Toad Sage proves that he cares about what we originally came to TFF for, and that he can do admin work.

 

[Jakkun]

I voted for Wata, but will probably go with wertygo for backup. He seems like a good candidate for it.

 

[FlinFlon]

I voted Watashiwa because I want more BDSM from Ero-Sennin.