Okay, just as the title implies, this is a thread to rag on any movie, be it a major motion picture, made for TV or direct to DVD, whose ending annoys you, bugs you, or makes you want to jump up and yell at the miniscule chance the director and writers will hear you and feel ashamed.
First one that comes to mind for me is Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. Yes, it's a Sci-Fi (SyFy) creature feature, which automatically means you shouldn't expect quality.
A quick summary, an animal activist (Who is also some sort of doctor, but I'm guessing that honorary considering her idiotic actions) steals a bunch of exotic snakes from a guy who was keeping them as pets and lets them loose in the Everglades. With no apparent predator, the pythons grow to the point where they can kill and eat gators, which pisses off the Park Ranger, especially when the snakes kill her fiance. Animal Activist bitch complains how wrong it is when Park Ranger authorizes the hunting of snakes, despite the fact that, you know, the snakes are ruining the ecosystem (Some animal activist, and why I think her degree is honorary or obtained on her knees).
AA bitches and moans any time a snake is hurt or killed, whines that things will work themselves out, even though she should know an invasive species will utterly destroy the place, and acts all high and mighty "I told you so" when the hunters get killed.
So the Park Ranger starts feeding the gators steroid-filled chickens to give them a fighting chance. It makes the gators bigger, their eggs bigger, and the snakes bigger as some of them are still able to eat the gators, and the snakes eggs get bigger.
After several months, a scientist tries to warn Park Ranger that the gators and the size of fuckin' semis and need to be reigned in with some quick visits from the reaper, but Park Ranger is suddenly as psycho-loving of the gators as AA is of the damn snakes and fires him.
This leads to a fundraiser being attacked by gators and snakes the size of Buick Skylarks and all of the guests dying, gators and snakes large enough to pluck blimps out of the sky attacking Miami, and cheap death and poor graphic destruction all around, until the Scientist (Apparently the only one around with a working brain) works out a way to lure all the ugly fuckers (The reptiles, not the Activist and Ranger) into a quarry to be blown up.
So, Park Ranger dies when bitten in half by a gator before shit starts blowing up and Activist Bitch gets bitten in half afterwords by a severed snake head (One of Park Ranger's idiot peons explained to hunters earlier in the movie that a severed snake head can live for up to an hour before dying, no idea if it's true).
Now, each of the bitches dead by the maw of their respective reptile, that might have been an alright way to end a bad movie, but no, and this is what always pisses me off when I see this on the day's lineup on SyFy.
The movie flashed forward to a year later when a rebuilt estuary to support the Everglades Wetlands is being officiated by Scientist, and he deticates it, with a plaque and all, to the two psycho bitches directly responsible for the deaths of hundreds if not THOUSAND OR TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!
Yeah, that bugs the hell out of me. You guys got any movies like that?
First one that comes to mind for me is Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. Yes, it's a Sci-Fi (SyFy) creature feature, which automatically means you shouldn't expect quality.
A quick summary, an animal activist (Who is also some sort of doctor, but I'm guessing that honorary considering her idiotic actions) steals a bunch of exotic snakes from a guy who was keeping them as pets and lets them loose in the Everglades. With no apparent predator, the pythons grow to the point where they can kill and eat gators, which pisses off the Park Ranger, especially when the snakes kill her fiance. Animal Activist bitch complains how wrong it is when Park Ranger authorizes the hunting of snakes, despite the fact that, you know, the snakes are ruining the ecosystem (Some animal activist, and why I think her degree is honorary or obtained on her knees).
AA bitches and moans any time a snake is hurt or killed, whines that things will work themselves out, even though she should know an invasive species will utterly destroy the place, and acts all high and mighty "I told you so" when the hunters get killed.
So the Park Ranger starts feeding the gators steroid-filled chickens to give them a fighting chance. It makes the gators bigger, their eggs bigger, and the snakes bigger as some of them are still able to eat the gators, and the snakes eggs get bigger.
After several months, a scientist tries to warn Park Ranger that the gators and the size of fuckin' semis and need to be reigned in with some quick visits from the reaper, but Park Ranger is suddenly as psycho-loving of the gators as AA is of the damn snakes and fires him.
This leads to a fundraiser being attacked by gators and snakes the size of Buick Skylarks and all of the guests dying, gators and snakes large enough to pluck blimps out of the sky attacking Miami, and cheap death and poor graphic destruction all around, until the Scientist (Apparently the only one around with a working brain) works out a way to lure all the ugly fuckers (The reptiles, not the Activist and Ranger) into a quarry to be blown up.
So, Park Ranger dies when bitten in half by a gator before shit starts blowing up and Activist Bitch gets bitten in half afterwords by a severed snake head (One of Park Ranger's idiot peons explained to hunters earlier in the movie that a severed snake head can live for up to an hour before dying, no idea if it's true).
Now, each of the bitches dead by the maw of their respective reptile, that might have been an alright way to end a bad movie, but no, and this is what always pisses me off when I see this on the day's lineup on SyFy.
The movie flashed forward to a year later when a rebuilt estuary to support the Everglades Wetlands is being officiated by Scientist, and he deticates it, with a plaque and all, to the two psycho bitches directly responsible for the deaths of hundreds if not THOUSAND OR TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!
Yeah, that bugs the hell out of me. You guys got any movies like that?
