Evangelion Evangelion Time Loop

KaiserHaller

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Thanks for the responses. Though my intention was give ideas to other writters.
I think it will be funny to see Shinji with AT from FLCL in his home loop or fused loops with the other series. 3rd impact Abenobashi style it would be like instead of dream the alterne universe to live it. So Shinji lives other canon evangelion universes as Girlfriend of Steel 2 either game or manga, the new evangelion movies, sadamoto's manga and so on until he returns to his home universe to finish the third impact and reset again.
 

Dubrichius

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Shinji blinked repeatedly as reality coalesced around him. Taking stock of where he was, it became readily obvious that he was in the Rebuild version of his home reality, given the memories of Asuka being trapped within Unit-03's entry plug when it was infected by 9th Angel. The cold steel weighing down upon his arms further told him that he'd Awoken at the point where his father, Gendo, was chewing him out for his actions following the battle.

"Now, do you have anything to say for yourself?" The Commander asked, oblivious to the change that had occurred to his son in the last 10 seconds.

At that moment, Shinji decided to have some fun, and do something he hadn't done in a very long time. "Actually, I do," he replied, smirking slightly. Focusing inwards, he felt his body fill to brimming with the raw power of the Universe, and with a loud grunt, destroyed the handcuffs that were attached to his wrists; which was immediately followed up with a psychokinetic blast directed towards his father, throwing the older man out of his seat and slammed him violently against the glass wall behind him with a sickening crunch, as his body bounced against the reinforced glass, causing a spiderweb like pattern to cover it's entirety, despite remaining in one piece.

"I've decided that I no longer care to assist you in your efforts to bring about the end of the world just so that you can be reunited with Mom; and I'm pretty sure that, if she was aware of exactly how you've treated your only son since her death, she'd want nothing to do with you." The Third Child declared, walking menacingly towards the crumpled heap that his father was currently. He grabbed his father with one hand, and with a casual wave of the other, blasted the heavily damaged window into oblivion. "Now, do you have any last words before I send you to meet your maker?" His only reply was unintelligible burbling from the swollen, bloody mess that was once recognizable as Gendo Ikari's face, but now looked more like a misshapen eggplant. "Fair enough," Shinji said, tossing his father out into the void, before turning around, and leaving the office accompanied by the sound of a wet splat, and a horrified, girlish shriek.

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Created this little piece for no reason other than I just finished watching Evangelion 2.22, and was inspired to write something.
 

Hunter 1

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I just got done (re-)reading the loops that Innortal has up on FF.net, and something struck me: Shinji has become quite adept at screwing with people using computers.

So I had a thought, what if Shinji spent a loop or two learning from the biggest Bastard there is: Simon, the Bastard Operator From Hell?
 

Innortal

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Hunter 1 said:
I just got done (re-)reading the loops that Innortal has up on FF.net, and something struck me: Shinji has become quite adept at screwing with people using computers.

So I had a thought, what if Shinji spent a loop or two learning from the biggest Bastard there is: Simon, the Bastard Operator From Hell?
Not familiar with Simon.
 

ssokolow

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Innortal said:
Hunter 1 said:
I just got done (re-)reading the loops that Innortal has up on FF.net, and something struck me:? Shinji has become quite adept at screwing with people using computers.

So I had a thought, what if Shinji spent a loop or two learning from the biggest Bastard there is:? Simon, the Bastard Operator From Hell?
Not familiar with Simon.
<a href='https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Bastard_Operator_from_Hell' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/w...rator_from_Hell</a>

Sort of a niche thing. You can read the stories online if it interests you.
 

PCHeintz72

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ssokolow said:
Innortal said:
Hunter 1 said:
I just got done (re-)reading the loops that Innortal has up on FF.net, and something struck me:á Shinji has become quite adept at screwing with people using computers.

So I had a thought, what if Shinji spent a loop or two learning from the biggest Bastard there is:á Simon, the Bastard Operator From Hell?
Not familiar with Simon.
<a href='https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Bastard_Operator_from_Hell' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/w...rator_from_Hell</a>

Sort of a niche thing. You can read the stories online if it interests you.
Sounds like this guy would fit in with characters in 'Battle Programmer Shirase'
 

Prince Charon

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Was thinking about a prank loop, that is, one where Shinji spends his time pranking and trolling everyone. For example:

"So Shinji," said Kaji, "I hear you're living with Katsuragi now. Tell me, is she still wild in bed?"

Shinji looked startled, then turned to Misato and said "Say, we've never done it on the bed, before." Of course, they hadn't done it anywhere else, this loop, but he and Misato were the only ones who knew that.
 

WarGiver

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Shinji had a plan, a very sneaky plan, but he needed help. He knew who he would have to deal with to get the help he needed. He also knew the one to aid him might make an appearance at Future's Past sooner or later.

"Washu-chan."

Said goddess looked up with a raised eyebrow from her place on a floating holographic seat. She was casually reading something on her terminal while enjoying a coffee break. Naturally the other Anchors who were present edged away a bit, far enough to be out of reach, but not to far to watch Shinji poke the sleeping dragon. "Yes Shinji, what can I do for you."

Shinji grinned, this was it, "Well I can see you are busy, but there is an experiment that I wish to test. But if you are too busy I can try later."

"Now hold on Shinji, and drop the act, you aren't fooling anyone but Uzumaki."

"Hey!"

Washu sighed, "What is this experiment?"

"I think I found a way to terminate my loop without physically damaging anything, or hurting myself."

"I know what you are getting at. Naruto and his team proved it long ago with his loop and didn't need help. So why should I help you?"

Shinji told her the plan.

Washu laughed hard, "Now I know you don't really need me for something like this," she snickered again, "But what is different about this time?"

"Well..."

After explaining Washu grinned, it sounded like a good break and Skuld needed a break too, this would be too much fun.

---

Shinji woke up in his next loop, he was 8, not 14 and he now had a full six years before his father summoned him. He grinned, perfect.

With a spring in his step he got dressed and stepped out of his room, only to run into what was suppose to be his aunt and uncle. The only problem was they were not supose to be Nodoka and Genma Saotome.

"Shinji-chan," Nodoka addressed him, "A letter arrived from someone named Washu for you."

Shinji swallowed hard, this was not in his script. He read the letter in his room and his stomache dropped.

Dear Shinji-chan,

I do hope you are well, but given your care takers I am sure you are wondering what happened to the plan? Well your make Gendo go insane plan seems fun and all, but running just one experiment can bo so boring if you have to wait years for the result. So I modified the Plan.

Right now you will find that you are part of a government test to see if certain subjects can handle an accelerated education, Ranma sends his regards by the way, and so does Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura.


There was a little drawing of a laughing chibi-Washu

Welcome to my experiment, someone will go insane, but who will snap first. Sakura is exempt of course, then again she is one of my tests. After all her favorite pastime is void for some time now. I do suggest you graduate at a university level before you are twelve, Asaka did it without looping so surely you can pass.

When you flip this letter over you will see an acceptance letter to the program. Of course nobody but you can read this side. Should you refuse you get six full years of having Ranma's parrents as your own. Take your pick.

Best Regards and full of ideas, Washu-chan


"I think I just made a big mistake"

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Shinji and Ranma stood on a podium two years later, "I think this is a record you two, I mean I really tried to hold you back, I gave you tests that many of the best minds that Jurai has to offer would be stopped by, and you still managed to pass University of Washu level. Any words to your remain classmates?"

"I will run away."

"Saotome final technique."

"Well said now how about an applause for our graduates?"

A golf clap followed by clacking of kunai together was heard.

"You two may have escaped but I still have two for my yaoi experiments!"

"You will pay Shinji, once I get my Sharingan to its highest level I will leave you in your worst nightmare for years."

"One of these loops your Eva will be Orange, I swear it will be so Orange it will make my eyes bleed, and that will just be my opening shot. Believe it... cause denial is foolish."

Both sweat dropped one wishing he was the other, the other glad he was himself and not the other.

---

Shinji looked at the robots in the hanger, granted he was glad he did not have Ranma's Bampi-kun-go mech, but his own felt too much like stealing from a friend, no matter how much Skuld assured him that its usual owner said it was ok. Somehow he doubted he gave the ok to have it rebuilt Eva sized, including an internal fusion plant that Washu promised would not go critical, and it was repainted... purple. He did have to give it to Washu and Skuld it was as slim looking as an Eva, and still had the Eva mental control system, somehow.

Looking at the other mechs he recognized an Orange/Yellow God Gundam, a Guymelef with the Uchiha logo on the front, and some sort of humanoid pink mass that he supposed was a mech. Given he knew who the other mechs were owned by he could guess who it belonged to.

Glancing at the defiled God Gundam he had to mentally give Naruto a nod. Intentionally failing at Washu academy by not answering any questions on any tests just to avoid graduating with Sakura was brilliant, Washu even granted that it was the smartest move he could have made to avoid Sakura for a few years until she graduated him anyway. It was almost a plan worthy of a Nara from Naruto's world.

Sighing he glanced at the Final machines still being constructed, he had no idea where the two mad inventors got the materials or the plans but the Black, Blue, and Green Evangelions were well under way to being made to not look like what they really were. All part of the plan to drive Gendo up the wall.

He glanced at the wall clock, well time for the real phase one of the operation. He just deeply wished that it was not Ranma that was his backup.

---

"So I just need to sit in it?"

"For the last time yes!!!"

"Fine. But I still think its wrong for you to put an UNNERV pilot in a Nerv machine. this has setup all over it."

"Enough with your made up organization. It wasn't funny the first time, and its still not!"

"Don't blame me when this blows up in your face."

As he was inserted into the Eva, unknown to anyone else, Washu and Skuld hacked the Magi, sure shinji could and has done it, but he was going to be busy and they needed extra eyes.

Silence was deafening in the control room, "Not even a twitch. 0% sync. I swear a lab mouse would do better."

"Why did the commander want his crazy son in that thing again?"

"Probably a plan to blackmail UNNERV into giving their secerts to us."

"Wait there actually is an UNNERV?"

"Umm... Yes, It stands for United Nations NeroElectronic Robotic Vinculum."

"You just made that up." Misato accused.

"Nope, I am afraid they trademarked their name before we trademarked Nerv."

Misato glared at the motionless Eva a moment before looking back at her friend, "I am afraid to ask..."

"Nerv isn't an acronym, so it doesn't stand for anything."

"That is actually worse then I thought."

Suddenly the room shook as the fourth Angel approached. Equally as sudden Commander Ikari's voice came over the speakers, "Launch 01 now."

The doctor paled, "But Sir!"

"Now Doctor, I will not repeat myself again."

Misato shook her head and headed left for the command deck. She was not going to miss the look on the Commander's face.

---

"Is this a joke Ikari? Because this is serious and you assured us Eva was ready."

"It is ready."

"That is not what I call an operational weapon!" The General yelled pointing at the screen where the eva was laying face down. "The only reason that thing moved at all was because the angel blew up the building behind it."

Ikari stared at the just arriving Misato, "I ordered you to put Shinji in 01, not launch it empty."

Misato walked up to the commander's command console and activated the speakers, only to hear Shinji screaming for help before she turned it back off, "Shinji is in 01."

"Then why is it not moving."

"He has 0% sync, he can't move it."

The General was furious, "Did you not test this thing at all? How could you not know the pilot couldn't pilot?" Silence, "Please tell me you didn't just grab a random child throw them in and launch it into battle."

The Commander desperately wished he had his gun, but no, his sensei insisted that it was bad for his appearance before these Generals, "The Pilot is my son, it was not random choice."

The Generals glanced at each other and sighed as one picked up the phone, "Plan D"

The commander's eye twitched, "Plan D?"

"We give the contract to your rival, UNNERV."

Shinji paused in his screaming inside the Eva, both he and 01 agreed, his father was loud when he was pissed.

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Gendo was pissed, he stood before Seele and before they could question him spoke first, calmly, "Which one of you idiots sabotaged my Evangelion?" Apparently he was so angry he passed into a seemingly blissful calm.

"None of us did, even if your boy could not pilot his sync ratio should have been at minimum 10%. The fact it was 0% was something beyond our means." came from Seele 03

"Then it must be that other company UNNERV..."

Seele 01 spoke this time, "Probably but we have yet to find any proof. Had you used another child there might have been a chance of it operating."

"Need I remind this commity that it approved Third Child?"

Silence

"Perhaps I should have done what that General said and just grabbed a random child and used them."

More silence.

"We are all mad at this mess, but we can recover. The plan can be salvaged. What do we know about UNNERV?"

Seele 05 answered, beyond what is common knowledge only that there is an organization called Unseelie protecting it.

Gendo would have laughed at the irony if it had not affected him so closely. "So deal with them."

"That is not possible," Seele 01 replied, "They sent letters to all our homes and bunkers politely asking us to leave them alone. The fact that they did this to all of us and all our once believed safe locations is disconcerting."

Gendo frowned. Even Seele seemed to be comprimised.

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It had been a long stressful year for Gendo, three of the Eva backup pilots found their way to UNNERV including the one that Seele 01 confirmed was an angel. But none of them ironically had any ounce of proof that did not implicate them in hundreds of crimes. Even the Jet Alone project was apparently bought out by UNNERV then scrapped. He had to admit it was effecient but lacked the overwhelming firepower he prefered.

He watched as Eva 04 approached Eva 01 which was equiped with a Dummy Plug. All he had to do was flip the switch and the need for pilots would be gone. He would find a new way to deal with causing Third Impact, one that allowed him to destroy UNNERV and with luck drag his son back to be retested as an Eva Pilot.

As he flipped the switch he watched and listened as music was piped into the control deck as the Eva picked up a transformer that for some odd reason looked like a top hat when it placed it on its head, and the rail line it grabbed looked like a cane from this angle.

"Hello my baby, Hello my honey,..."

---

At the UNNERV base the entire group of loopers and Goddesses were watching Gendo as his rage reached new levels just as the Eva danced its way behind the near by hill and out of sight of the Nerv cameras he started speaking, "F-f-f-fffff..."

Suddenly the world shifted and felt like it was moving, only for the loopers to find themselves on a train, the train Shinji usually woke up on...

"Well I guess that proves it, it breaks any loop if certain people have a mental breakdown." Shinji concluded

Ranma grunted, "Well that is nice and all, and seeing Gendo turn as purple as 01 in rage was funny."

Naruto swallowed, he knew Ranma well, "I am feeling a but comming, one that we are not going to like."

Ranma turned to Naruto then to Shinji, "Can either of you sense the Goddesses anywhere in this loop?" Everyone shook their heads and their stomaches dropped. "Skuld would at least say good bye before leaving, and she didn't, which means..."

Naruto swallowed, "That they are planning something and are hiding from us?"

Shinji paled more, "Or worse, They know something and bailed before they hear us beg for escape."

Ranma nodded, "For the record Shinji, this is all your fault."

They stepped off the suddenly stoped train as the system told them there was an emergancy, Naruto spotted a sign, "Shinji, you made our lives..." Ranma stopped him from speaking.

"You make this any worse, and you will live and regret it."

Sasuke asked, "Don't you mean live to regret it?"

"No."

They looked back to the sign, it had the Nerv logo, Except NERV was replaced by EIKAN.

Everyone glared at Shinji.

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The moral is never ask Washu for favors, payback is faster then light.

Edit: I thought I should mention this, UNNERV was a name I thought of when I was trying to come up with a name to unnerve Nerv. The fact that Nerv is german for nerve (Like the nerves in the body) was just icing. Also as added sweetner a Vinculum is a tendon in a joint that limits movement and can contain nerves...

Also Unseelie was not a typo, I initally wanted to go with Seeile but I found the face that the Unseelie were generally seen as evil to be too good of a parallel to give up, the fact it seems to match UNNERV by adding UN before the name was a happy accident in the planning stage and was what tipped it from Seelie to Unseelie.

Of course since they ended a loop early they had to either go to Hoggwarts or Eikan; I figured Hogwarts would give them a memory warning, but Eikan seems like it could just sneak up on a looper. :D

I am not really happy with the latter half, but I had spent an hour writing and editing everything before and including the letter, everything after was an attempt to get the plot I wanted done. It stopped really being worth it at that point, If someone wants to do a rewrite of it I won't be offended.
 

WarGiver

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"So." Genma drew out, "You were awake?"

Nodding Gendo held his mask together as he sat behind his desk. Genma was as bad as his son in some regards when it came to messing up plans. "Obviously. I might not be aware in loops often, but from time to time I am."

Genma smirked, "I have been planning a... prank on Ranma for some time. Unfortunately, I lacked proper... resources... to pull it off."

"Get to the point."

Genma ignored the comment, "Some of the more experianced loopers like Ranma, Naruto and even... Shinji, are getting harder and harder to keep under control."

Gendo grunted, it was true after all. With Shinji as he was Third Impact was impossible without his aid, besides in these annoying loops they restarted after the event even when it happened anyway. It was annoying but his usual plan was pointless. He still had yet to get Shinji back for the many kicks he recieved in a very sensitive spot on all thoes loops where he was not awake.

Genma watched as his newest friend's eyes widened a fraction and a slow grin formed, "Did I mention that Ranma is a Red headed girl in this loop?"

Nerv's Deputy Commander was listening in from another room oddly the content of the conversation was not carrying but knowing Gendo it must be security of some sort. He was not sure who this pre-impact slob was but he was surprised Gendo even let the man talk to him, muchless not shoot the obvious idiot by now. He had looked the man up and despite raising his only child alone he was not very... reliable, or reputable for that matter. However, now he was worried. And the reason was actually Gendo himself.

The cunning man in charge of the newly formed Nerv was laughing, loudly... he prayed that the plan would survive what ever gained his focus.

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Ten years later, Genma and two teens were following him through Tokyo-3 Ranma had yet to learn of his father being awake. However it was obvious he suspected something was up, and by extention Shinji did too.

Had this been the original timeline in Nerima he would have just had told Ranma about a pending engagment. Yet he hadn't and the neo-girl was on edge.

Shinji was walking ahead of the pair as an arguement of some sort had broken out and a fight started. He had opted to head to Nerv HQ on his own from this point. He had visited several times and had seen it grow. He had to give it to his father, even without looping to grow Nerv like he had was impressive. Granted he could do as good or better a job easily but he had an untold amount of time under his scrawny belt, well less scrawny this time.

Shinji ignored the girls that seemed to stare at him as he passed. After dealing with a few Loops replacing Ranma or otherwise being trained by Genma he had to admit that Ranma was not at fault for attracting females like flies... anyone who got Genma's brand training was sure to look as built as Ranma was, even he had coming out of that ten year training trip.

Still Ranma had complained several times about a suspecion over the fathers being awake. Personally Shinji doubted it. His own father would find some way to bring him to heel just to prove he could, and if there was some plan Genma would barely be able to follow it. Honestly he would have to check in with Gendo regularry to ensure such a plan would work.

Shinji frowned as he walked and ran that last thought through his brain again. After a third and fourth pass he started to sweat, there were no holes in Ranma's theory now that he thought about it. And looping phraseology was designed by first generation loopers as a whole to specifically be missleading... Really asking someone if they were awake? Even if over heard or asked by someone who wasn't it could be, by design, missunderstood. So asking the parrents would probably be a dead end. They would simply say yes, and be telling the truth even if they were not looping.

He concidered asking his father point blank but knowing him there was probably at least 3 contingancy plans for that and 2 of which would likely result in Ranma maiming him if he was lucky.

He was so distracted that he was not really paying attention when he entered the Nerv base enterance and was grabbed from behind and dragged into an air duct. The last thing he heard before blacking out was a comment about getting out again, following by desturbing giggling that sounded more like Rei then giggling had any right to.

Fortunately he was out cold by the time Ranma passed screaming about a arranged marrage.

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Shinji awoke in the medical bay of Nerv, he had been here often enough, and oddly never had yet to see Misato, although if he recalled correctly she was new to the facility in the original timeline when he arrived, only having been there maybe a year at max.

That was when he saw her, her long hair, tied traditionally, an old traditional Kimono, and a katana at her side, wrapped and sheethed, but still recognizable. He was man enough to be afraid at this point, his At field flickered just outside the range of visiable light out of simple reflex.

The woman strolled towards the newly awake boy, "Greetings Shinji, my name is Misato, I do hope you plan to be manly with your fiancee and mistress Rei.

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Watching the event from a terminal in Gendo's office were the two people in command of Nerv. Fuyutsuki frowned, to took a lot of bribes and training to get Misato to go along with this plan of Gendo's. Frankly he was at a loss as to just what this had to do with the real Plan in any way.

As if detecting the comming question Gendo explained, "I had an old drinking friend come see me ten years ago. Shinji was weak, and needed to be stronger to handle the needed tasks to ensure compleation of the plan." He internally nodded, that sounded like his non-looping self, "However, we need him to also be emotionally frail and prone to do anything I tell him."

"What about this engagment and Misato's act. She is already slipping out of character." Indeed it was true as the woman kept eyeing a beer on a table in the hall, fortunately it was out of Shinji's line of sight and he seemed distressed. Then again Rei had that affect on people.

"The engagment is due to the fact that the girl in question has a known temper when irritated, she will be given a choice between keeping Shinji on his toes or maintaining and completeing the engagment. Realistically she would probably maim him horrably if anything were to happen which he knows full well as they were raised for long periods of time together, and seperated just enough to give him enough of a break that no real bonds would form."

Gendo continued after a moment, "Misato is acting like Ranma's own mother as a way to make him think we are going to subtly force them together, and Rei is to keep him off ballance from thinking it out. Without all the pieces together the entire thing would fail, and he would be too strong willed to follow orders."

"I think I understand, but it seems way to simple and complex at the same time. I still think abandonment issues would be better to reach that result. Do you think this will actually work?"

From the screen and from the door an equal volume screem of female rage was heard clearly from the red-head that had been all but dragged into the building earlier. Clearly Shinji knew it, asn he screamed in fear and fainted.

"Trust me Sensei, I know my son better then you think." Internally whipping his brow he nearly said the forbidden phrase, Glancing at the screen showing his child's shaking and fainted body he smirked, "Just as Planned."
 

PCHeintz72

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"Trust me Sensei, I know my son better then you think." Internally whipping his brow he nearly said the forbidden phrase, Glancing at the screen showing his child's shaking and fainted body he smirked, "Just as Planned."
But he did... he called Shinji 'son', not 'third'
 

WarGiver

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PCHeintz72 said:
But he did... he called Shinji 'son', not 'third'
He got half way through "Trust me Sensei, I know what I am doing" and realized his mistake. Besides Shinji was not injected into an Eva yet so he isn't the third yet, just like Ranma isn't second yet...
 

WarGiver

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Shinji was worried, something about this loop bugged him, but he had yet to identify exactly what it was. Ohh he knew the general idea, he was smarter then that. And he knew for sure that Naruto was involved somehow, the fact that Misato picked him up wearing a vest and had a forehead protector similar to the ones in Konoha. Although the symbol was still the classic Nerv one.

However he just couldn't figure out where he was. This was subtle, far more so then Naruto would usually do. Still the differences were there but just very light.

All the events seemed to be occuring more or less as they always had, although he had yet to catch sight of the Angel, actually now that he thought of it, there was no apparent attack everyone seemed to be going through their day to day lives.

He watched more closely and got a sinking feeling when he noticed a sign saying 'Nervgakure'

The only reason he had missed so much, he realized, was a combination of Misato's driving and the unusual atire.

Arriving he was escorted to the Eva cage, which was oddly lacking in Evas, although both a confused Asaka and Rei were both present.

They were left alone on the catwalk and told to wait after Misato handed them forehead protectors matching her own.

"Are you awake as well?" asked Rei

Shinji nodded as he carefully put on the ninja paraphernalia he had been handed. "Are you two as worried about this as I am?"

Asaka snorted, "Me? worried? About what?"

Rei answered dryly, "Do you want that list in writting?"

Asaka turned to Shinji, "She has been hanging around Washu too much." Then she sighed, "Okay, yes I am worried, there is obvious proof that someone has been awake here longer then we have been, and whats worse its probably Naruto.

At that time the door opened and Yui Ikari walked in, in purple clothes, the same vest and forehead protector that they should have expected, and her next line caused the three loopers to pass out in panic, "So you three are my Genin for the Jinchuuriki program? Well I'm not impressed. But since the Ramenkage insisted I will give you a shot. Follow me and we'll get you fitted for your Bijuu."

---

An hour later Gendo, Yui, and Fuyutsuki were in Gendo's office, the two Ikari's were laughing while their former sensei was a little confused. "I admit I am new to this looping business but was it really necessary to act so unprofessionally. I mean it still feels a little cruel to do this to them."

Yui shook her head, "Trust me sensei, it is more then necessary. And I spent most of my loops stuck in 01 and I still feel that the kids need to be brought down a peg."

Gendo nodded, "Also by doing the prank this way they will be constantly on guard for further pranks from someone not even in this loop."

"This Naruto?" The former teacher asked to their nods he was silent a moment, "Isn't that the name of Seele 01 this loop?"

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Ok the story Yui spun was not the greatest to the pilots, but she was intentionally trying to make it seem like some mad idea that came out of the collective minds of Team 7. The mad science of Sakura, the insane Ramenkage and over the top planning of Naruto, and the effort to make Nerv into a hidden village that only Sasuke would bother with.

The last line was meant to be either a prank by Fuyutsuki on the other two or perhaps proof that Naruto is actually behind this.
 

WarGiver

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*Grabs a defibrillator*

Live, please LIVE!!! Okay, I originally wrote this as a spam fic, but I have since adapted it to fit the loops.

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Shinji watched from the car as Misato drove at high speed towards NERV headquarters. He felt something unusual with this loop. It seemed normal on the top but as this was his home loop he could just feel that something was off kilter. He winced, or at least pretended to, as a 40 foot giant the News reports called a Demon, which was his first hint that something was not right, slowly walked through the city obliterating everything in its path. He did manage to confirm it was the right Angel from what he saw.

He had ignored Misato talking on the phone as he was in enough loops that he was sure she wasn't awake.

He should have listened, “What’s taking them so long?” A short pause later she continued, “Inspection? What do you mean inspection? We don’t have time!... I know it’s a part of the agreement, but there is a 40 foot monster destroying Tokyo-3. And that doesn’t happen every day!”

Shinji caught the wince out of the corner of his eye and started paying attention as she continued, “Point. Listen ask them to send one or two out for now, just to minimize damages, at least. Units seven and eight will suffice.” This rang a few alarms, he had wondered if or rather why they had what sounded like eight or maybe nine Evas depending on if 00 was still there.

There was a long pause before she continued, “What the hell??? Why would they refuse to launch?”

Shinji blinked, wondering on if pilots refusing to launch, or worse the Evas themselves. He was not certain which was worse. He tried to detect other Anchors and failed, that was more then a little cause for concern.

Another short pause later, “Fine, I don’t care; just get something out to slow it down. And open gate L5 now, I’m taking that way in. And the first one to argue gets to explain the delay to them.” She then hung up her cell before speeding up towards an apparent reinforced wall.

Shinji almost screamed as they continued speeding up, if he wasn’t looping there would have been no almost about it. He knew Misato needed him alive, well other then the usual reasons. Some part of him, the part Ranma had refered to as residual common sense, something most loopers lose a a way to handle looping, it was telling him to run.

Just before Misato`s car impacted against the wall it fell away revealing a car sized elevator. Ad the car skidded to a halt the elevator descended. Casually he went to pull a tricorder he kept from a previous Star Trek loop. His usual senses were telling him he was alone, fear told him otherwise. Unfortunately, and with great terror, he realized he didn`t have access to his storage. He even went so far as to try calling up his AT field without success. He started muttering his old mantra out of reflex, “I won’t run away, I won’t run away, I won’t run away.”

It could be forgiven that he missed the grin on Misato’s face. When the lift stopped he was walked down a hall. Then he was pushed by his usual guardian into a room. The door locked loudly then lights came on and his terror seemed confirmed. He looked to his right, and there was a row of multicolored Evas, he looked to his left, and there was a row of girls with predatory grins, and tight revealing suits. Then he spun around and saw his escort standing well back but reaching for something from a box.

Misato smiled timidly at the scary girls, ordering them when they could not physically get to you was one thing, telling them in person is another, "So what do you girls think."

Gulping Shinji slowly looked at the girls realizing why his father called for him; he was sold out by his old man, literally this time. The first girl, Minako, practically slid over and looked him over like she might, well, nothing in his mind got that level of visual inspection. After a moment she nodded, “Looks good so far, let’s see later if you kept your promise.”

One by one the group of girls came over, except for three and all gave similar responses. One of the remaining shook her head and just walked towards one of the giants and rode an elevator up. He then heard his father’s voice and spun around, “I trust everything is satisfactory.”

Sharply, Haruka shot back, “I don’t know, doesn’t meet my requirements.”

Misato replied from behind him, but before he could turn he was splashed with water, “That’s why we got this remember.”

Looking at his wet clothes he noticed something. Two somethings actually, then he noticed something missing when he checked. He looked at the remaining pair and saw one with a perverted blush, and the one who yelled before wolf whistled, then calling back, “So far so good, but we still need to… run tests…”

Gendo looked down and frowned, he had not planned things to go this way, but somehow the Eva’s were produced quicker than planned. Even Seele was quick as lightning in finding the pilots. It astounded him. Worse yet was that he still didn’t know what they were up to or who they were. He yelled back down, “Fine, but they can be run later, now do your jobs. First child…” he was cut off as a blond with twin pigtails looked at him sharply. After a brief look of terror she regained his composure, “Usagi take point, Units 00, through 05 will launch.”

Given that he was apparently engaged to the Sailor Senshi, and just cursed, he knew, This was all Ranma`s fault

Shinji-chan was so terrified with being... powerless... and apparently at the mercy of the Sailor Senshi he never noticed the clips slipped into his hair, nor did he really notice what was happening until he realized she was being loaded into one of the Evangelions, looking up in shock he cried out, “What are you doing.” Though she knew full well, though in his normal loop they at least asked him.

Misato and Ritsuko smiled back, “Getting you ready to pilot unit 03.” That was the last thing he saw for a while as they locked him in.

Shinji whimpered, “I didn’t even get 01... I’m so screwed.”

---

Somewhere in the Minato ruins of Tokyo-1 Seele was meeting, however with Gendo absent they had their disguises off, “So,” started Luna, “it finally happened.”

Artemis snickered, “Yep the girls finally made the demand and followed through. Good thing only Pluto is awake.”

Luna sighed, “About time, I was sure if it took longer Setsuna would have had to do something herself.”

“Who said she didn’t?”

Artemis looked at his future daughter, “I’d rather not know.” Artemis sounded definite in that.

Ranma laughed, he was now into middle age, but still looked in his late twenties, “Cheer up Artemis. I'm sure it wasn’t that bad.”

The white cat growled back, “You may have fixed your neko-ken, but we can unfix it.”

“Shame for Shinji, it’s just too bad my little brother takes after pops so much. Although why mom named him Gendo...”

Luna smirked a very uncat like smirk, “I didn't think Gendo was at all like Genma.”

The pigtailed fighter shook his head, “Say what you will about pop, remember he managed to train me, keep contact with Soun, and plan out our training trip very carefully.”

“You make it sound like like he had you cursed intentionally.”

The reply made him feel stupid, “Think long and hard who my original primary fiancee was.”

Luna nodded, not sure she liked the idea of Genma being that sneaky, “I thought he couldn't read Chinese”

Ranma shook his head, “I am still not positive either way.”

Luna paused a moment, "Why are we doing this again?”

Artemis grinned, "We wanted to prank the girls."

“And Shinji.”

Luna raised an eyebrow, “And this will prank them how? You never explained that”

“He is uploading everything to his main computer on Anime.”

Ranma smirked at Nabiki, “How is your end going?”

“Like there is any doubt, though the jig will be up when 'Kaji' arrives.”

Nodding Ranma took a Gendo pose, and watched the events unfold in Tokyo-3, “Just as planned.”

After that they could only share a laugh and go home, after all everyone was happy, well except Tokyo-3 residents, Nerv staff, Shinji, and the Youma but they don’t really matter.
 

PCHeintz72

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@Wargiver... surprised yu did not request a user name change here to reflect the change everywhere else...
 

WarGiver

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You need a membership on this forum to search it. Basically I am trying to seperate my Gaming ID from my FanFiction ID. Although the apparent situation that I am not the only WarGiver out there seems to be appearing so its less of an issue.
 

PCHeintz72

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WarGiver said:
You need a membership on this forum to search it. Basically I am trying to seperate my Gaming ID from my FanFiction ID. Although the apparent situation that I am not the only WarGiver out there seems to be appearing so its less of an issue.
Search it? They merely need to see it earlier in the threads you post in...

I prefer consistency, but it hardly matters I guess since I know you are both.
 

WarGiver

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As the dizziness passed Gendo became aware of the world around himself. He grunted internally, as he was often told you never completely became accustom to the initial insertion into a loop. Glancing around he realized he was watching the excavation of the Geofront at the accelerated rate that was expected so that Tokyo-3 would be ready. Time line wise it was just a year after he left Shinji with his relatives. He also surmised that either Shinji was going to wake later in the loop, or he wasn't in the loop at all.

He could go grab Shinji and raise him himself. He had done that before, though it never ended well, somehow every time he had done so ended in third impact years before the Angels even arrive. He knew he was in for a number of boring years. So he needed something to take his mind off of the situation. Given all the loops he had he did accumulate a lot of blackmail on all of Seele. Not to mention the right evidence to sell them out while coming out like a rose... well maybe not a rose, Yui hated roses for some reason...

He then smirked; he knew exactly what he needed to do.

--

Shinji felt worried, he had arrived earlier then he usually did by about a few weeks, then he received his usual postcard to go to Tokyo-3 a week early. However when he glanced at the card dread welled in his stomach. It was a picture of Gendo smiling like a loon, or maybe like a predator that just walked into an area littered with crippled prey...

Thus he was on the train that oddly ran straight into the Geofront, and that was straight in, as in when he boarded it there was nobody else there and the doors made a loud locking sound behind him. Further the train made no other stops... Internally he wondered why Gendo didn't just send a VOTL for him if he was going to do this. He had no way to know that the ultimate evil of NERV did it this way to give Shinji enough time to worry about the situation.

After the train arrived Shinji was lead into a room with what looked like every pilot he had ever seen in the loops, except the male ones. What was worrisome was the fact they were all looking at him... He internally swore, they looked at him like Ranma's fiancees tended to look at him when they weren't awake.

Suddenly a screen flickered to life as his father appeared in his usual sinister appearance, "There you go girls, one fiance as promised." Then the screen flickered out.

--

Gendo closed the comm. And watched the chaos in the room, next to him the sub-commander palmed his face, "I am not sure if Yui would praise this or kill you for it."

"Need I remind you that it was her that arranged the threesomes?"

"Point." Even the professor knew just how much a pervert Yui really was.

The elder Ikari smiled looked back at the screen to see Shinji trying to dodge the girls trying to disrobe him for an inspection. He turned off the screen, "Just as planned."

He had also checked his screens for the video to be transmitted to the pitiful subspace pocket he had, Blackmail was blackmail and only was good if he still had it.
 

WarGiver

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The long time second in command of NERV shook his head as he came to focus on the world. Granted he was new to looping, still was in the three digits, but to other loopers like Shinji it made him look like a kid. That was when he noticed it. Gendo looked like the Evas were punting him around the city. Well not that bad really, but he was still bruised up bad.

Gendo winced as he looked to his friend and grunted before reforming the pose with several winces along the way. He knew he would have to explain, "Ranma loop, Yui was there playing Akane..."

The professor shrugged, Yui always was a tomboy anyway, and he did meet an unlooping Akane, really Yui could cook, but had a worse temper then that girl. Still he had to ask, "So why..." It really wasn't until after she had Shinji that she had stabilized her temper.

Gendo would have shrugged, "That red headed goddess complained about third impact happening too much and left me in this condition." He was referring to the fact that his last loop ending with a brawl between Yui, Naoko, Ritsuko, along with some of the other women he slept with over the years, and oddly enough Rei without her AT powers of course.

Sighing Kozo went to get the gloom of NERV the bottle he kept on preserve, it was his special pain killer, for Yui level pain. Really when the first contact experiment happened he half expected the thing to spit her out and run like mad, if it wasn't still connected to Lilith at the time that is.

--

AN: Washu wasn't really mad at Gendo for all the third impacts, she would have blamed Shinji and the other pilots for that. She just wanted to see Gendo go a loop after being mauled by Yui.

Side note: Someone should do a loop or a fic where Gendo and Yui swap places. (Unit 01 and NEV head.
 

PCHeintz72

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WarGiver said:
Side note: Someone should do a loop or a fic where Gendo and Yui swap places. (Unit 01 and NEV head.
Not a loop, but someone did do a story like that, where the men were mostly dead, and the women lived to control Nerv...
 

PCHeintz72

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WarGiver said:
link to it please?
There were actually a couple, the one I was thinking of though was:

NGE 'Past, as it will be tomorrow' by shanejayell - [Dld Date=09/10/2010] - [Dld Size=80kb] - [Dld Files=9] - [Status=Complete]
  • [Direct] http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3789346/1/Past_as_it_will_be_tomorrow
  • [Author1] http://www.fanfiction.net/u/199217/shanejayell
 

WarGiver

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Shinji sighed as he went through the motions of a normal loop. He was not making any changes. This loop was devoid of any other loopers. Yet something seemed slightly off to Shinji, it wasn't something he could put his finger on. Yet it was there.

Part of the way through the loop, at the point where he was absorbed by the Eva he realized why... It was a fused loop. It was there he met Queen Serenity, someone he was certain wasn't suppose to be a looper. Then again the Star Trek proved that one universe can handle multiple loops almost simultaneously. He had yet to learn of a cross fused loop that way, but was unsure if it was possible.

"So you came at last."

"Seems so. How long have you been looping?"

"Not long, Ranma was surprised though."

Shinji remained expressionless. Ranma would be the first for these situations. Then it dawned on him. "We are in a fused loop that is currently setup to actually go wrong without a chance of stopping it."

Serenity frowned. "How so?"

"When Third Impact occurs the loop ends but my mother or someone native to the loop must be in your place for it to work. This has happened before, it rarely ends well."

Both sighed and accepted the inevitable. After Shinji left he kept in some contact with her when he was in the Eva, otherwise it went as predicted.

--

Gendo looked around after Third Impact. First thing he saw upon looking at a window was his reflection in a window and saw a black cat with a crescent moon on its head looking back at him. "Maybe Third Impact wasn't my best idea."

"Hey guys look at the cat!"

Gendo looked up at a group of boys who came at him, next thing he knew Yui with an Odango hairstyle was helping him from the boys. Before he could say anything she had left. He sighed, "It could be worse."

--

Sailor Pluto or rather Shinji was watching weeks later as Gendo was trying to hide from the group of girls well known to both while swearing vengeance on Tuxedo Kaji.

"Some loops are just fun, others need popcorn."

-Beep-
 
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