Since there isn't a thread for it yet, I took the liberty of making one Btw, the three of us will alternate in posting but essentially we write most posts together.
Oh, and we have a theme song - The Rune Trio's Theme Song
Futaba Detective Agency, TFF City
'My name is Beyond, aged 15. Nothing special to report. Occupation - High school student, substitute detective at my uncle's detective agency, apprentice rune mage, and, as of last week...'
"LAN-CHAN!" A voice shook the detective office. "That doth be the vacuum cleaner! Not the rice cooker!"
'....a babysitter...' Beyond sighed as he looked over the city from the comfort of his window sill. 'Yes, as of last week, I became the 'Master' of two rather messed-up valkyrie twins, who I have come to call Rei-chan and Lan-chan, short for their classes, Rider and Lancer respectively.'
"But..., Rei-chan, it has this electricity plug thing..." came another, rather apologetic voice.
"Lan-chan, all the electric appliances in this house are fitted with electric plugs." Rei-chan sighed.
"Oh, whatever."
'The twins essentially look quite similar - both have waist-length silky snow-blonde hair, look and stature of an adolescent, with emerald green eyes. Only, Lan-chan has taken to tying her hair into a loop braid looping around a free cascade of hair behind her head while Rei-chan can't seem to be bothered with fashion.'
'By the way, this is the Futaba detective agency that belongs to my uncle Futaba. He's away on an international case somewhere so he asked me to hold the fort for him while I'm on study leave here in Japan. I was allowed to handle minor cases, though so far I've only come across two cases of missing wallets and a lost parakeet. Not that I'm begging for anything more, off course.'
"Beyond-sama, thy supper is ready." came Rei-chan's usual courteous voice. Beyond looked around to see lunch for three set out on their small apartment dining table. Rei-chan seemed to the quieter, politer, yet distant character of the two, and seems to keep a lot of stock by duty and rules. She carefully folded her apron before kneeling down by the table to serve the rice, her actions elegant and refined.
"Yes! Dinner!" Lan-chan came bounding to the table from the kitchen with three plates balanced on both arms. She is, to put it simply, quite the polar opposite of her sister. Beyond had learned all to well that feeding her sugar was bad, real bad. Her ground state was one of hyperactivity and perpetual cheerfulness. Friendly and outgoing, that is what Lan-chan is from the very outset. It also seems she's gotten used to present day speech, though the same can't be said for her grasp of modern day appliances.
"Hmmm, a week has gone by and we haven't even had our first battle yet." Lan-chan commented through a mouthful of rice.
"Speak not with your mouth full." Rei-chan reproached.
"Hey, this is how meals are eaten in Valhalla." Lan-chan shrugged.
"That be the manner of eating meals BY EINHERJAR standards in Valhalla." Rei-chan said with dissaproval etched all over her face. "We are valkyrie. Please preserve some dignity in that title."
"Hai, hai..." Lan-chan said, waving off Rei-chan's lecture. "Anyway, we've really got to get out there and hand it to all the other masters and servants!"
"...Not to be insulting, but our powers as they are now presents no great threat to the other masters." Rei-chan pointed out, matter-of-factly.
"Yes, yes, I know I'm a useless Master..." Beyond sighed.
"Don't worry, Master, even if you are useless, lacking manna, is an utter novice, and possess no experience whatsoever, you are still our master." Lan-chan said in an attempt to cheer Beyond up.
"...gee, thanks...I feel so much better now..." Beyond drooped further.
"I would not worry much. We still have the Dreipnir Valenti." Rei-chan said. "If push comes to shove, we may rely on them."
"Anyway, about these other masters and servants, any idea what they...." Beyond began, before...
CRASH...
It all happened in an instant...
Part of the wall had burst inwards, most of the room's tatami mats had exploded, and another hole had appeared in the wall opposite.
Beyond lay breathing hard, pinned against another wall with Rei-chan holding him protectively. With instincts bordering on precognition Rei-chan had, practically, tackled Beyond in the gut out of the way of the attack.
"A...A little subtlety wouldn't hurt..." Beyond gasped, trying to regain the wind blown out of him.
Their dinner on the other hand was safely held aloft, unharmed atop its table, by Lan-chan, who had leapt to the other side of the room with the table in hand.
"So our supper is more important than thy master?" Rei-chan raised an eyebrow.
"You've got him covered." Lan-chan waived dismissively.
"You dodged my attack well..." A figure emerged from the cloud of dust and plaster obscuring the hole in the wall. "But not for long, for my lance will find its mark." The figure brandished the lance in question threateningly. "My spear crushes all in its way and pierces through stone and steel alike!"
"Hmmm, this will prove quite troublesome to repair..." Rei-chan sighed as she appraised the damage to the room while dusting off her apron.
"Hey! Don't gobble all the food yourself!" Beyond shouted, noticing that Lan-chan had set the table down and resumed eating. "I want my share!"
"Come come now, fighting over food is unnecessary. There be plenty more in the kitchen." Rei-chan said with the proud smile of a cook.
"H-HEY!" The figure in blue shouted, sensing that his presence was being ignored completely. "LISTEN TO ME! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL, STARTING WITH THAT LAME-ASS WEAKLING OVER THERE!" He leveled his spear at Beyond. "YEAH, YOU, WITH THE SPECTACULARLY CRAPPY HAIRCUT!"
"....I didn't know this wasn't in style anymore..." Beyond commented with a hand mirror in hand.
"I've got to agree with him, it is a little lame for a mage." Lan-chan nodded sagely.
"DIE!" The enemy servant lunged forwards with his spear raised...
CLASH...
His blood-red spear was pinned into the ground by another ornate-looking spear edged with runes. The enemy Lancer's eyes travelled up the length of the spear until it met its wielder, a girl in blue and white light armour, complete with frilly skirt armour, her eyes set with a grin on her face. "I've been looking forwards to this."
"So you're the servant..." Lancer's smirk widened. "Another Lancer, huh? This will be quite interesting....if you were my target..." He spun around and threw his spear at his query, Beyond. "Without a Master, you are nothing!"
Unbeknownst to Lancer, Beyond had slipped an extra Dreipnir Valenti ring onto his finger while he had the chance which grants him an extra helping of manna, courtesy of the original Dreipnir ring.
With a clang and a shower of sparks, the lance had been deflected into a nearby bookcase which exploded quite violently with splinters and questionable gentlemen magazines of dubious nature under the force of the spear.
"You shall not touch our Master while we yet live." Rei-chan, dressed in a similar blue and white valkyrie armour, said in a calm, cold voice.
"...two servants?! Twins?!" Lancer took a cautious step backwards as his spear flew back into his hand. "...I didn't hear anything about this!"
"Off course you didn't. People don't generally live to tell the tale." A dark malicious grin crept across Lan's face.
"...Master, could you please stop eating during the crucial moments?" Rei-chan asked.
"Oh? Buth I needth energyth." Beyond pointed out through a mouthful of rice. "It's either that or sharing body fluids and stuff, you know."
"...good point..." The twins sweatdropped.
Oh, and we have a theme song - The Rune Trio's Theme Song
Futaba Detective Agency, TFF City
'My name is Beyond, aged 15. Nothing special to report. Occupation - High school student, substitute detective at my uncle's detective agency, apprentice rune mage, and, as of last week...'
"LAN-CHAN!" A voice shook the detective office. "That doth be the vacuum cleaner! Not the rice cooker!"
'....a babysitter...' Beyond sighed as he looked over the city from the comfort of his window sill. 'Yes, as of last week, I became the 'Master' of two rather messed-up valkyrie twins, who I have come to call Rei-chan and Lan-chan, short for their classes, Rider and Lancer respectively.'
"But..., Rei-chan, it has this electricity plug thing..." came another, rather apologetic voice.
"Lan-chan, all the electric appliances in this house are fitted with electric plugs." Rei-chan sighed.
"Oh, whatever."
'The twins essentially look quite similar - both have waist-length silky snow-blonde hair, look and stature of an adolescent, with emerald green eyes. Only, Lan-chan has taken to tying her hair into a loop braid looping around a free cascade of hair behind her head while Rei-chan can't seem to be bothered with fashion.'
'By the way, this is the Futaba detective agency that belongs to my uncle Futaba. He's away on an international case somewhere so he asked me to hold the fort for him while I'm on study leave here in Japan. I was allowed to handle minor cases, though so far I've only come across two cases of missing wallets and a lost parakeet. Not that I'm begging for anything more, off course.'
"Beyond-sama, thy supper is ready." came Rei-chan's usual courteous voice. Beyond looked around to see lunch for three set out on their small apartment dining table. Rei-chan seemed to the quieter, politer, yet distant character of the two, and seems to keep a lot of stock by duty and rules. She carefully folded her apron before kneeling down by the table to serve the rice, her actions elegant and refined.
"Yes! Dinner!" Lan-chan came bounding to the table from the kitchen with three plates balanced on both arms. She is, to put it simply, quite the polar opposite of her sister. Beyond had learned all to well that feeding her sugar was bad, real bad. Her ground state was one of hyperactivity and perpetual cheerfulness. Friendly and outgoing, that is what Lan-chan is from the very outset. It also seems she's gotten used to present day speech, though the same can't be said for her grasp of modern day appliances.
"Hmmm, a week has gone by and we haven't even had our first battle yet." Lan-chan commented through a mouthful of rice.
"Speak not with your mouth full." Rei-chan reproached.
"Hey, this is how meals are eaten in Valhalla." Lan-chan shrugged.
"That be the manner of eating meals BY EINHERJAR standards in Valhalla." Rei-chan said with dissaproval etched all over her face. "We are valkyrie. Please preserve some dignity in that title."
"Hai, hai..." Lan-chan said, waving off Rei-chan's lecture. "Anyway, we've really got to get out there and hand it to all the other masters and servants!"
"...Not to be insulting, but our powers as they are now presents no great threat to the other masters." Rei-chan pointed out, matter-of-factly.
"Yes, yes, I know I'm a useless Master..." Beyond sighed.
"Don't worry, Master, even if you are useless, lacking manna, is an utter novice, and possess no experience whatsoever, you are still our master." Lan-chan said in an attempt to cheer Beyond up.
"...gee, thanks...I feel so much better now..." Beyond drooped further.
"I would not worry much. We still have the Dreipnir Valenti." Rei-chan said. "If push comes to shove, we may rely on them."
"Anyway, about these other masters and servants, any idea what they...." Beyond began, before...
CRASH...
It all happened in an instant...
Part of the wall had burst inwards, most of the room's tatami mats had exploded, and another hole had appeared in the wall opposite.
Beyond lay breathing hard, pinned against another wall with Rei-chan holding him protectively. With instincts bordering on precognition Rei-chan had, practically, tackled Beyond in the gut out of the way of the attack.
"A...A little subtlety wouldn't hurt..." Beyond gasped, trying to regain the wind blown out of him.
Their dinner on the other hand was safely held aloft, unharmed atop its table, by Lan-chan, who had leapt to the other side of the room with the table in hand.
"So our supper is more important than thy master?" Rei-chan raised an eyebrow.
"You've got him covered." Lan-chan waived dismissively.
"You dodged my attack well..." A figure emerged from the cloud of dust and plaster obscuring the hole in the wall. "But not for long, for my lance will find its mark." The figure brandished the lance in question threateningly. "My spear crushes all in its way and pierces through stone and steel alike!"
"Hmmm, this will prove quite troublesome to repair..." Rei-chan sighed as she appraised the damage to the room while dusting off her apron.
"Hey! Don't gobble all the food yourself!" Beyond shouted, noticing that Lan-chan had set the table down and resumed eating. "I want my share!"
"Come come now, fighting over food is unnecessary. There be plenty more in the kitchen." Rei-chan said with the proud smile of a cook.
"H-HEY!" The figure in blue shouted, sensing that his presence was being ignored completely. "LISTEN TO ME! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL, STARTING WITH THAT LAME-ASS WEAKLING OVER THERE!" He leveled his spear at Beyond. "YEAH, YOU, WITH THE SPECTACULARLY CRAPPY HAIRCUT!"
"....I didn't know this wasn't in style anymore..." Beyond commented with a hand mirror in hand.
"I've got to agree with him, it is a little lame for a mage." Lan-chan nodded sagely.
"DIE!" The enemy servant lunged forwards with his spear raised...
CLASH...
His blood-red spear was pinned into the ground by another ornate-looking spear edged with runes. The enemy Lancer's eyes travelled up the length of the spear until it met its wielder, a girl in blue and white light armour, complete with frilly skirt armour, her eyes set with a grin on her face. "I've been looking forwards to this."
"So you're the servant..." Lancer's smirk widened. "Another Lancer, huh? This will be quite interesting....if you were my target..." He spun around and threw his spear at his query, Beyond. "Without a Master, you are nothing!"
Unbeknownst to Lancer, Beyond had slipped an extra Dreipnir Valenti ring onto his finger while he had the chance which grants him an extra helping of manna, courtesy of the original Dreipnir ring.
With a clang and a shower of sparks, the lance had been deflected into a nearby bookcase which exploded quite violently with splinters and questionable gentlemen magazines of dubious nature under the force of the spear.
"You shall not touch our Master while we yet live." Rei-chan, dressed in a similar blue and white valkyrie armour, said in a calm, cold voice.
"...two servants?! Twins?!" Lancer took a cautious step backwards as his spear flew back into his hand. "...I didn't hear anything about this!"
"Off course you didn't. People don't generally live to tell the tale." A dark malicious grin crept across Lan's face.
"...Master, could you please stop eating during the crucial moments?" Rei-chan asked.
"Oh? Buth I needth energyth." Beyond pointed out through a mouthful of rice. "It's either that or sharing body fluids and stuff, you know."
"...good point..." The twins sweatdropped.