AzaggThoth said:
Twas a fic that never got off the ground.
Segue.
This has inspired me to right something, to whit:
“OK Setsuna, what's so important that we had to have a meeting immediately after school? Couldn't this have waited for our weekly meeting in a few days?” Asked Makoto.
“You're just lucky I didn't decide we needed to talk about this this morn, or even last night when I first found out about our lstest problem. Anyway there was apparently a brief scuffle after Michiru's concert, and Haruka volunteered Michiru to give Ranma Saotome etiquette lessons as repayment for ridding them of Tatewaki Kuno.” Replied Setsuna.
At this point Chibi-Usa decided to show that she had learned at least a little about being a Sailor.
“Usa, I don't know what you just said, but I never want to hear those words crossing your mouth again.” Only to be scolded by her 'mother'.
“I agree.” Added Setsuna.
“Thank you.” Beamed Usagi.
“I meant with Small Lady, us being involved with Ranma will be nothing but trouble.” Stated Setsuna.
“Come on, this guy can't be that bad.” Harped Haruka, hoping to avoid being blamed for getting them into some sort of trouble.
“Hotaru, I'd be happy if you want to move in with us.” Offered Chibi-Usa, knowing that Haruka had just doomed them.
“Really, he can't be
that much trouble.” Said Rei.
“Did my hair just change colour?” Asked Cibi-Usa.
“I think you just grew about ten centimetres.” Responded Hotaru.
“That shouldn't be possible.” Commented Setsuna.
“This is
Ranma we're talking about here, Pu.” Replied Chibi-Usa.
“Why is Michiru giving this guy etiquette lessons so bad?” Inquired Ami, trying to get the conversation back on track.
“Because just about every person he encounters is both a loon and rather powerful, and several have stuck around, if Michiru starts giving him lessons it will only be a matter of time before one of the nuts he attracts attacks her.” Explained Setsuna.
“So, I simply make up some excuse and don't give him the lessons, ever.” Suggested Michiru, causing Chibi-Usa to burst out laughing.
“As Small Lady's laughter no doubt indicates, that simply won't work. Ranma would most likely assume that one of his acquaintances had heard about Michiru giving him lessons and attacked her as a way to attack him.” Countered Setsuna, causing Michiru to start glaring at her lover. “Oh, don't be
to upset Michiru, Haruka just gave you permission to spend time with a hot redhead with huge tits.”
“Um, what?” Stammered Haruka.
“Oh, yeah, how did I forgot about the curse.” Pondered Chibi-Usa.
“CURSE!!” The rest of the room screamed.
“Yeah, he's got a curse that turns him into before mentioned redhead.” Supplied Chibi-Usa.