Evangelion Fiendish Eva Idea Thread

Lord Raa

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Sdebeli said:
Hm... I wonder what this could turn into...
Sausages, only with five more years writing experience (assuming I was to look at it, of course).
 

Lord Raa

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Something new...


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In Tokyo-3, there were certain things that one accepted as day to day realities. Some of these were occupational hazards, like the frequent emergencies that resulted in massive property damage or crowded public transport.

For Misato Katsuragi, it was the need to self-medicate with alcohol. She knew the dangers of drinking that amount of beer every night, but the drinking helped her sleep.

Tonight, however, she had a good reason for drinking to excess: Shinji had finally come home.

For what had felt like the longest time, the Third Child has been trapped inside the entry plug of Unit-01. It had only been thirty-one days, but the fact that it was Shinji who was the one who kept the Katsuragi household running had made things worse.

Asuka, for all her claims of brilliance, lacked any domestic competence.

Misatos was somehow even worse.

Beer cans and takeaway containers were piling up. Laundry was being washed on the most basic setting. Pressing the uniforms wasnt even attempted.

For all the claims of adulthood from Misato and Asuka, they needed supervision. And it was Shinji Ikari who provided that supervision.

Misato opened the door to her apartment and led Shinji and Asuka inside.

Sorry about the mess, Shin-chan, the Major apologised. Ive been a bit busy lately.

Its alright, Misato-san, Shinji replied. I understand.

Anyway, lets celebrate! Misato beamed as she held up the beer shed bought on the way home from NERV. I dont normally do this, but tonights a special occasion. Im going to let you and Asuka have some beer!

What? Seriously? the redhead asked. No strings attached?

Well, if youre sick, youre cleaning it up.

Fair enough, Asuka shrugged. She reached into the bag and cracked open a beer. After taking a long drink of it, she turned to Shinji. You want one, Shinji?

No, thank you.

You alright, Shinji? Asuka asked.

Im just tired, thats all, Shinji answered. Do you mind if I go to bed early?

But you have to eat something! Misato insisted.

Im not hungry, the young man insisted.

Ok, but were still celebrating, right Misato? Asuka asked, hoping to milk this permission for alcohol for as long as possible.

Hell yeah! the Major declared. She opened a beer for herself and nearly drained it. Thats the good stuff. So, are you really going to go to bed and leave two ladies alone?

Im sorry, Misato-san, I just dont feel like celebrating, Shinji answered. Sorry

As the young Ikari entered his room and closed the door, Asuka felt something she wasnt used to feeling. She may have declared her hatred for Shinji on several occasions, but that didnt mean she wanted to see him suffer.

Misato

Let him have his space, Asuka, Misato said wisely. Hes tired and Hell, I have no idea what happened to him while he was in Unit-01.

But the redhead protested weakly. Shed needed her own space after Shinji had been trapped. If someone had come knocking on her door, shed have unleashed a torrent of abuse upon them. Ok, Ill leave him alone for tonight.

Thats better, the Major smiled before killing the rest of her beer. Besides, our foods getting cold.


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Sdebeli

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woot?
Seriously, while nicely written, sweet and all that, what the hell is this about? The snippet is too short to make any conclusions.
 

Lord Raa

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Sdebeli said:
woot?
Seriously, while nicely written, sweet and all that, what the hell is this about? The snippet is too short to make any conclusions.
Well, it's something that I've been toying with for a few weeks now.

It has sort of ended up as smut.

I just need to write the Shinji/Misato filth that you all crave.

Well, that and find a title. Can't post a fic without a title.
 

Sdebeli

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Lord Raa said:
Sdebeli said:
woot?
Seriously, while nicely written, sweet and all that, what the hell is this about? The snippet is too short to make any conclusions.
Well, it's something that I've been toying with for a few weeks now.

It has sort of ended up as smut.

I just need to write the Shinji/Misato filth that you all crave.

Well, that and find a title. Can't post a fic without a title.
Wholeheartedly approved. Can't go wrong with Shinji/Misato.
As for the title though... no idea there, sorry. I'd have to have at least some idea as to what you were planning, aside from smut. Or for the lulz, just call the fic Shinji and Misato. It's bound to be original :D
 
Lord Raa said:
Sdebeli said:
woot?
Seriously, while nicely written, sweet and all that, what the hell is this about? The snippet is too short to make any conclusions.
Well, it's something that I've been toying with for a few weeks now.

It has sort of ended up as smut.

I just need to write the Shinji/Misato filth that you all crave.

Well, that and find a title. Can't post a fic without a title.
For what I suspect is going to happen I suggest the titles "Mistato's Drunken Sexcapades", "The Cause and Solution to all of lifes problems", "Misato and Shinji Party Hard", "Misato Gone Wild", "The Morning After", "Dude Where's my Evangelion", "The Hangover: NGE Style"
 

PCHeintz72

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Sdebeli said:
Lord Raa said:
Sdebeli said:
woot?
Seriously, while nicely written, sweet and all that, what the hell is this about? The snippet is too short to make any conclusions.
Well, it's something that I've been toying with for a few weeks now.

It has sort of ended up as smut.

I just need to write the Shinji/Misato filth that you all crave.

Well, that and find a title. Can't post a fic without a title.
Wholeheartedly approved. Can't go wrong with Shinji/Misato.
As for the title though... no idea there, sorry. I'd have to have at least some idea as to what you were planning, aside from smut. Or for the lulz, just call the fic Shinji and Misato. It's bound to be original :D
I like Akagi more.

EDIT: From the way that was written... I would have thought it would end up Asuka/Misato, not Shinji/Misato. Unless they get so plastered they both go into his room instead.
 

Coelacanth

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PCHeintz72 said:
Sdebeli said:
Lord Raa said:
Sdebeli said:
woot?
Seriously, while nicely written, sweet and all that, what the hell is this about? The snippet is too short to make any conclusions.
Well, it's something that I've been toying with for a few weeks now.

It has sort of ended up as smut.

I just need to write the Shinji/Misato filth that you all crave.

Well, that and find a title. Can't post a fic without a title.
Wholeheartedly approved. Can't go wrong with Shinji/Misato.
As for the title though... no idea there, sorry. I'd have to have at least some idea as to what you were planning, aside from smut. Or for the lulz, just call the fic Shinji and Misato. It's bound to be original :D
I like Akagi more.

EDIT: From the way that was written... I would have thought it would end up Asuka/Misato, not Shinji/Misato. Unless they get so plastered they both go into his room instead.
I don't have a problem with either one of those options. Who am I to judge?
 

Lord Raa

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PCHeintz72 said:
Sdebeli said:
Lord Raa said:
Sdebeli said:
woot?
Seriously, while nicely written, sweet and all that, what the hell is this about? The snippet is too short to make any conclusions.
Well, it's something that I've been toying with for a few weeks now.

It has sort of ended up as smut.

I just need to write the Shinji/Misato filth that you all crave.

Well, that and find a title. Can't post a fic without a title.
Wholeheartedly approved. Can't go wrong with Shinji/Misato.
As for the title though... no idea there, sorry. I'd have to have at least some idea as to what you were planning, aside from smut. Or for the lulz, just call the fic Shinji and Misato. It's bound to be original :D
I like Akagi more.

EDIT: From the way that was written... I would have thought it would end up Asuka/Misato, not Shinji/Misato. Unless they get so plastered they both go into his room instead.
Ritsuko is quite lovely.

In the meantime, do be sure to check you inbox, as you should find a surprise.

I was going to say "nice surprise", but then I realised what it was...
 
Idea: Gendo moddled after <a href='http://www.mangareader.net/839-47773-13/otaku-no-musume-san/chapter-47.html' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>this guy.</a>
 

Sdebeli

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Master of Squirrel-Fu said:
Idea: Gendo moddled after <a href='http://www.mangareader.net/839-47773-13/otaku-no-musume-san/chapter-47.html' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>this guy.</a>
 

Lord Raa

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Master of Squirrel-Fu said:
Idea: Gendo moddled after <a href='http://www.mangareader.net/839-47773-13/otaku-no-musume-san/chapter-47.html' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>this guy.</a>
2.
 

Lord Raa

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Here is something that I've been pondering over the past few days/weeks...





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ôSo, Ritsuko, when was the last time you took a night off?ö Misato Katsuragi casually asked her colleague.

The bottle-blonde paused for a moment as she thought about her answer. ôCouple of weeks, I guess. Why?ö

ôWell, I was wondering if you wanted to come over for dinner.ö

ôHuh,ö Ritsuko replied. ôThatÆs not what I thought you were going to ask me.ö

ôWhatÆs that supposed to mean?ö Misato asked, somewhat accusingly.

ôI mean that I expected you to ask me if I wanted out for a few drinks,ö the scientist answered. ôThatÆs all.ö

ôOhàö

Ritsuko pulled out a cigarette and lit it. Exhaling a plume of smoke, she looked her friend in the eye. ôSo whatÆs really up, Misato?ö

ôItÆs Shinji,ö the purple-haired woman admitted.

ôShinji? He doesnÆt seem like heÆs the troublesome sort.ö

ôWell, heÆs not causing trouble, heÆs justà well, heÆs so distant and unfriendly. ItÆs beginning to get on my nerves. Sure, heÆs willing to do his share of the chores, but he never really talks to me,ö Misato explained.

Ritsuko took another drag and shook her head. ôSo, youÆre unhappy with Shinji because heÆs timid and keeps himself to himself?ö

ôNo, itÆs not like that,ö the captain insisted. ôItÆsà just come over tonight and youÆll see what I mean.ö

ôFine, but IÆm not eating instant ramen.ö

ôIÆll get a pizza delivered,ö Misato said, rolling her eyes. ôJeez, Ritsuko, when did you become such a snob?ö

ôWhen I remembered what sort of food youÆd make for us in college, Misato.ö


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Dinner at MisatoÆs apartment was slightly different in that Ritsuko was there to respond to MisatoÆs questions and comments.

Shinji have never really tried to continue the conversations, preferring to eat and get everything cleaned up as soon as possible.

Ritsuko had noticed that while Shinji wasnÆt wolfing down his pizza, he was quickly working his way through his allocated portions.

ôShinji-kun,ö she said, interrupting the pilot as he started his third slice. ôWhat do you think?ö

ôAbout what?ö the young man asked.

ôWerenÆt you listening?ö Misato asked, frowning.

ôIà didnÆt want to intrude on your conversation,ö Shinji replied.

Ritsuko shook her head. ôYouÆre not a waiter, Shinji, youÆre a diner at the table. You are allowed to listen in on the conversation and comment when itÆs appropriate.ö

The pilot looked down, remembering the looks from his former guardians that told him he shouldnÆt speak at all during meal times.

ôYou shouldnÆt allow yourself to be embarrassed by conversations, Shinji-kun,ö Ritsuko said reassuringly. ôItÆs ok to have an opinion. Sure, there are times when you should keep it to yourself, but you are allowed to have one.ö

ôOhà so what was the question?ö Shinji asked.

ôWhat do you like to do for fun?ö the scientist answered, changing topic.

ôI donÆt really have any hobbies. I mostly listen to my SDAT in my room.ö

Ritsuko nodded. æMisato was right about Shinji. He does make it difficult to relax. If I donÆt do something about this, itÆs only going to cause more hassle further down the line. But what do we have on hand?Æ

As Misato happily munched on her pizza, inspiration struck Ritsuko.

ôI think we should play a game.ö


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Sdebeli

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Lord Raa said:
Here is something that I've been pondering over the past few days/weeks...





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ôSo, Ritsuko, when was the last time you took a night off?ö Misato Katsuragi casually asked her colleague.

The bottle-blonde paused for a moment as she thought about her answer. ôCouple of weeks, I guess. Why?ö

ôWell, I was wondering if you wanted to come over for dinner.ö

ôHuh,ö Ritsuko replied. ôThatÆs not what I thought you were going to ask me.ö

ôWhatÆs that supposed to mean?ö Misato asked, somewhat accusingly.

ôI mean that I expected you to ask me if I wanted out for a few drinks,ö the scientist answered. ôThatÆs all.ö

ôOhàö

Ritsuko pulled out a cigarette and lit it. Exhaling a plume of smoke, she looked her friend in the eye. ôSo whatÆs really up, Misato?ö

ôItÆs Shinji,ö the purple-haired woman admitted.

ôShinji? He doesnÆt seem like heÆs the troublesome sort.ö

ôWell, heÆs not causing trouble, heÆs justà well, heÆs so distant and unfriendly. ItÆs beginning to get on my nerves. Sure, heÆs willing to do his share of the chores, but he never really talks to me,ö Misato explained.

Ritsuko took another drag and shook her head. ôSo, youÆre unhappy with Shinji because heÆs timid and keeps himself to himself?ö

ôNo, itÆs not like that,ö the captain insisted. ôItÆsà just come over tonight and youÆll see what I mean.ö

ôFine, but IÆm not eating instant ramen.ö

ôIÆll get a pizza delivered,ö Misato said, rolling her eyes. ôJeez, Ritsuko, when did you become such a snob?ö

ôWhen I remembered what sort of food youÆd make for us in college, Misato.ö


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Dinner at MisatoÆs apartment was slightly different in that Ritsuko was there to respond to MisatoÆs questions and comments.

Shinji have never really tried to continue the conversations, preferring to eat and get everything cleaned up as soon as possible.

Ritsuko had noticed that while Shinji wasnÆt wolfing down his pizza, he was quickly working his way through his allocated portions.

ôShinji-kun,ö she said, interrupting the pilot as he started his third slice. ôWhat do you think?ö

ôAbout what?ö the young man asked.

ôWerenÆt you listening?ö Misato asked, frowning.

ôIà didnÆt want to intrude on your conversation,ö Shinji replied.

Ritsuko shook her head. ôYouÆre not a waiter, Shinji, youÆre a diner at the table. You are allowed to listen in on the conversation and comment when itÆs appropriate.ö

The pilot looked down, remembering the looks from his former guardians that told him he shouldnÆt speak at all during meal times.

ôYou shouldnÆt allow yourself to be embarrassed by conversations, Shinji-kun,ö Ritsuko said reassuringly. ôItÆs ok to have an opinion. Sure, there are times when you should keep it to yourself, but you are allowed to have one.ö

ôOhà so what was the question?ö Shinji asked.

ôWhat do you like to do for fun?ö the scientist answered, changing topic.

ôI donÆt really have any hobbies. I mostly listen to my SDAT in my room.ö

Ritsuko nodded. æMisato was right about Shinji. He does make it difficult to relax. If I donÆt do something about this, itÆs only going to cause more hassle further down the line. But what do we have on hand?Æ

As Misato happily munched on her pizza, inspiration struck Ritsuko.

ôI think we should play a game.ö


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And Raa delivers yet again. Even if this isn't the adult section, my mind just keeps drawing it in that direction. Curse you villain! :lol:
 

Lord Raa

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Sdebeli said:
And Raa delivers yet again. Even if this isn't the adult section, my mind just keeps drawing it in that direction. Curse you villain! :lol:
Just as planned...

Also, I might have a terrible title....
 

PCHeintz72

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Ritsuko nodded. æMisato was right about Shinji. He does make it difficult to relax. If I donÆt do something about this, itÆs only going to cause more hassle further down the line. But what do we have on hand?Æ
Awful presumptuous...

Personally, if I had a roommate, I'd rather one with a personality more like Shinji than one like Misato... maybe he should get her looked at...

Oh, and a minor point...

Shinji have never really tried to continue the conversations
remove the 'have'
 
You forgot to mention Shinji's mad Cello skillz yo.

Idea: Shinji is a crossdresser. A really convincing crossdresser.
 

Lord Raa

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Shinji in a dress has been done before.

In fact, I started a fic where Shinji was forced into one of Asuka's dresses.....
 

Ura Mamoru

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Evidently I'm not the only person who wants to see someone run with the idea.

Ah, so much fun you can have with traps.
 

PCHeintz72

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Ura Mamoru said:
Evidently I'm not the only person who wants to see someone run with the idea.

Ah, so much fun you can have with traps.
I'm not really a overly big fan of gender bender stories outside of those that already have it as part of canon...

They tend to be done bad... at least to me... that being said, there have been exceptions I've come across... So it is not that I think them all bad, merely most.
 

Lord Raa

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New idea I've been pondering...


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ôWhat? Why would you want me to spend time with Misato, Asuka and Shinji?ö Ritsuko Akagi asked the two men behind the desk.

Gendo Ikari looked down this nose at the woman standing before him. ôYou have been working hard lately, Dr. Akagi. I would hate for you to experience burn out, especially when there are still great challenges to overcome.ö

ôOk, so you want me to take the night off,ö the bottle blonde nodded. ôWhy would you want me to spend my free time with co-workers?ö

ôBecause the great challenges I mentioned are going to require a certain closeness to your co-workers that I think you currently lack.ö

Ritsuko knew that the bearded man was planning something. He always had something planned, usually quite meticulously. æBut what is it he wants to do?Æ

ôSensei,ö Gendo spoke up. ôI need to speak with Dr. Akagi in private.ö

ôVery well,ö the grey-haired man said before leaving the room.

When they were alone, the bottle-blonde voiced her question. ôWhy do you really want me to spend time with Misato, Shinji and Asuka?ö

ôI think you need to relieve some of your stress, Dr. Akagi.ö

ôYou havenÆt spent much time with Misato, Shinji or Asuka, have you?ö Ritsuko asked. ôIf you had, you wouldnÆt think that theyÆre a trio that helps reduce stress.ö

ôPerhaps not,ö Gendo conceded. There was a silence that grew increasing uncomfortable for Ritsuko. ôYou are correct: I do have an ulterior motive.ö

Silence descended again, lingering for nearly a minute before the Commander spoke again.

ôI need to distract Captain Katsuragi and Pilots Sohryu and Ikari. Why I want you to distract them is not important, but it is important that you distract them.ö

ôOk,ö the blonde sighed. ôSo you want me distract them. How do you expect me to do that?ö

ôCaptain Katsuragi is a few steps away from becoming a functioning alcoholic; Pilot Sohryu as self-esteem issues and Pilot Ikari is a male teenager. I am sure that you can formulate a suitable plan.ö

ôIà I see. And what would you consider to be a failure for whatever plan I come up with?ö

Gendo pushed his glasses up his nose. ôYou may use whatever means you deem necessary: fair or foul. As long as they can continue to do their jobs at NERV, I shall leave it to your discretion, Dr. Akagi.ö

ôThatÆs quite blank cheque, isnÆt it?ö the scientist asked rhetorically. ôHow long do you want me to keep them distracted for?ö

ôUntil I tell you otherwise.ö


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