Goodbye Camp Wannaweep!

Damon Baxter

Well-Known Member
#1
An idea that I had about the Disney's show Kim Possible.

This story is set shortly after the first movie "A Stich in time" but it has things taken from subsequent seasons and episodes.

***

If there was something that Monkey Fist was sure (besides that monkeys were the superior species of course) was that in any given moment that he faced Kim possible (meaning, almost all the time that he did something evil) he would be witness to...

ôWAAAà MONKEYS!ö

A extreme display of cowardice from her foolish sidekick.

ôThey are after me KP, they are after me!ö

ôKind of busy here Ron. Try to deal with them yourself.ö

ôBut they are monkeys!ö

Although Monkey Fist found the conduct repulsive he had to recognize that this time it was useful. Just a few moments and it would be noon and then he would be able to join the head and the body of the Tempus Simia Idol.

At first he thought of joining forces with Drakken and Duff Killigan but after a certain ævisionÆ that he had recently were their plans were foiled (by DrakkenÆs assistant never the less) he thought better and decided to do things by himself.

He was disappointed in discovering that the Tempus SimiaÆs body was not discovered. He feared that his vision was somewhat of a destroyed future and the destruction of the idol in that vision meant that the idol had been destroyed for good.

Good Thing that the ancient Monkey Monks had created 2 idols.

Now he was sure that the vision was somewhat of a hint that he was the legendary Monkey Master.

The legend of Tempus Simia said that the one with the Mistical Monkey Powers would remember the events transpired if at any given case the idol was destroyed. So he was pumped and began his search of the second idol.

He had been able to track both pieces by himself and now he was in the Tempus Simia Temple in Central Africa ready to join both parts in order to make the idol one again.

But then the teenage Hero and her bumbling sidekick had to appear to ruin everything.

But if his monkey ninjas were able to distract them long enough he could still join both parts.

Finally, noon came and he joined both parts.

ôHa, ha, haà Kim Possible, you have failed! Now I have in my hands the power toà Uff!ö

An unnamed monkey ninja came flying to his gut from nowhere.

ôGet off me you furry freaks!ö Screamed Ron while flinging monkeys left and right not noticing that Monkey Fist was hit with one of his simian projectiles and the complete idol was flying over his head.

ôThe idol!ö Kim Possible screamed while catching the mystic relic with a patented wall jump.

ôWhy itÆs always monkeys? Of course when the villainÆs name is Monkey fist what could you expect? Chihuahuas?ö

ôPfth, Chihuahuasàö exclaimed a certain Naked Mole Rat.

ôIf you have finished your rant you can see that weÆre done here.ö

ôSay what?ö Then Ron noticed the unconscious form of Monkey Fist ôWow! We rule! We even defeat the bad guys without even noticing it!ö

ôAnd recovered the strange looking Monkey statue.ö

ôMonkey statue?ö

ôThe Tempus Simia idol? The one that Monkey Fist was trying to complete?ö

ôWas that? It wasnÆt the mystical monkey power?ö

ôNo, I think he got that one already. Look this is what he was after.ö

ôLet me seeàö when noticing the statue Ron had a flashback to a certain daydream that he had recently.

A daydream about time travels and meat cakes.

ôRon, are you ok?ö

ôUh? Oh! Yeah! Sure fine and dandy! Sayà do you think we could keep that thing?ö

ôNot sure about that Ron. Monkey Fist was after it so it canÆt be good. IÆm sure that Wade will find something to do with it. Besides, werenÆt you afraid of monkeys?ö

ôOf course I am butà itÆs hard to explainà itÆs like we need to keep ità just in case.ö

***

A couple of weeks passed by and the whole Tempus Simia thing was forgotten in favor of more recent events.

At least for Kim it had.

Ron remembered vividly the daydream and was surprised that Rufus remembered it too. If the dream was right then this idol was a time machine.

With it he could do anything! He could travel to the future and see what the future math test was about. He could also go to the past and undo all the times that he had made a mistake. The possibilities were endless!

Of course KP would never allow ità If she knew what the thing was for. And luckily she hadnÆt activated it so far. It seemed that you had to consciously know what the idol was for in order to use it. Meaning that if somebody with no clue about what it did (like KP) held it, the idol would remain just a useless statue.

So one day while visiting KP he went to her room and took the Monkey idol. It wasnÆt difficult at all. He knew were KP kept her secret stuff (a secret vault in her closet), he even knew the password for her vault (æJosh MankeyÆ, Puagh!).

So he only had to take the monkey for a little spin and then return it. And since he had a time machine he could just return it at the same moment that he took it and nobody will be the wiser.

So once he took the Tempus Simia he rip open a portal to the past and went to the first ting in his time traveling agendaà

Camp Wannaweep.

***

It had been so easy!

He always thought that deleting the most horrible summer of his life would be harder but he only had to report the toxic state of the lake to the authorities and the place was closed faster that you could sang the Camp Wannaweep camping song.

Ron saw proudly from a distance how disappointed were his fathers at receiving news that the camp was closed and had to keep Little Ron home that summer.

ôSo now were, or when should we go my fellow time traveler? Would you like to see what the future hold for us? And maybe taking photocopies of all the tests that we will have in the next 2 years? And checking how advanced the fast food industry will have evolvedö asked to his bald pet.

ôHumm, food.ö Answered the hungry mole rat.

ôTo the future it is!ö Exclaimed Ron while opening a portal to the future.

***

ôThe future is great!ö said Ron like for the billionth time in the last hour.

ôGreat, yeah!ö agreed his naked fella.

Since they arrived to this future he was surprise how great everything was. There was a Bueno Nacho in every corner, the environment seemed peaceful and the people were very friendly. They slightly trembled when they saw him but that was most likely due to the cold weather (although it was kind of hot actually). But nothing could be wrong because wherever they went they got free stuff! He passed in front of a clothing store they gave him free clothes, he walked in front of a comic store they gave him free comics, he entered one of the many Bueno Nacho's around and they treated him like a king!

ôWhoever this æGreat Blue, El ConquistadorÆ is he has my greatest respect.ö

It seemed that this æGreat Blue, El conquistadorÆ was the new mayor, president or something. It seemed that he was one responsible for the changes to his hometown. Whoever this guy was he had his vote, whenever he could vote anyway.

ôEnough of eating my rodent friend. We have to go.ö

ôUhhhàö

ôYeah, I fell badly too but we have a mission to fulfill, those tests wonÆt be copied by themselves you know." Said Ron while patting the naked mole rat head.

"Hmn... ok."

"How much it is my good man?ö Said Ron turning to the waiter.

ôI-It-ItÆs on the house.ö Said a trembling manager standing next to the waiter.

ôReally? Wow, the future is great!ö

ôD-di-did you say something?ö

ôOhà nothing!... Thanks for all!ö Said Ron while running towards the exit.

ôPhew! That was close. Now which was the way to Middleton High?ö

ôStop right there!ö Screamed a gigantic man in a brown uniform and mask (that made Ron think of a ferret).

ôSorry! We thought that they were complimentary.ö Said a cowering Ron while taking out Diablo Sauce packets form his pockets.

ôRemain still.ö Said the ferret man while taking out a device and began to cover Ron with a light.

ôWhat are you doing?ö

ôScanning.ö

BEEP

ôLetÆs see who you really areàö The man began to read the device and suddenly his face was pale.

ôIÆm sorry my lord but it wasnÆt my intention! I was just doing my job!ö Said the enormous man while bowing down to him repeatedly.

ôHuh? Who do you thing I am?ö

ôMy lord is playing with me right? Or is it a test of your humble servant? You are Great Blue, El Conquistador!ö

ôIÆm the president?ö

ôOf course not. My lord is not the presidentàö

ôI seeàö

"....You're the owner of Bueno Nacho....

"Th-The owner of Bu-Bu-Bueno Na-na-nacho?"

ô...and the WorldÆs Emperorö

ôWh-Wha-What!ö

ôYeah. My lord conquered the world long ago.ö

ôIàö Needless to say, Ron was dumbfounded. ôàconquered the World?ö

***

To be continuedà
 

Damon Baxter

Well-Known Member
#2
Sorry about the double post. Here is the next part:

***

ôThis isà my house?ö Said Ron while looking at the massive dark fortress located in what used to be the Outskirts of Middleton.

ôActuallyà my Lord call it æThe Palace of RonnitudeÆö

ôRonnitude?ö Squealed Rufus popping out from RonÆs pocket.

ôHuh? I didnÆt know my Lord picked up an alien as a pet during his travel of conquest with the Lorwardian Army?ö

ôOh about thatàö

ôRON! What are you doing here? What happened with the invasion?ö A voice could be heard from the now open front door of æThe Palace of Ronitude.Æ

ôKP?ö Said a surprised Ron when he saw his best human friend of the whole world (Rufus kept the title of best æanimal friendÆ) wearing an extremely revealing outfit that somehow reminded him of comic book heroines.

ôHow did you call me?ö Said the aforementioned red haired girl with surprise in her voice.

ôUhmà sorry my Lord but if youÆre finished with me I would like to go back to my post.ö Said the man with the ferret like uniform visibly more nervous since Kim appeared.

ôOh?... Yeah thatÆs right! Somehow I forgot that you were here.ö Said Ron that had his mind go blank after seeing Kim dressed in spandex. ôYou can leave now.ö

ôYes my liege.ö And with that the man run as fast as his legs could take it.

Ron however couldnÆt have care less since he was still spellbound to the vision of KP.

He didnÆt even notice when Kim took an artifact very similar to the one the ferret man used on him until the light that came out of it covered him again.

ôHmmà According to the scan your DNA is a perfect match, donÆt have the genetic errors usually found on clones and even detects your unique MMPà so I guess thatàö

ôWhat?ö

ôThat you areà wellà you, Ron.ö

ôAnd you needed that doohickey to figure that out?ö

ôHey! Cut me some slack! You were supposed to be in outer space doing I do not what with the gigantic and bad tempered green aliens that kept calling you æThe Great BlueÆö Answered Kim even using air quotes. ôYour skin is not blue anymore and you evenà called me KP.ö At this point Kim looked a little downcast. ôIt has been ages since the last time you used that nickname. So of course I would have doubts!ö

By this Point Kim guided Ron inside the blondeÆs new æhome.Æ Ron was in awe at the sights. Everywhere he looked it had luxury written all over it. The art (statues paintings, etc.) was mainly of him in different poses and outfits, the other were of his favorite comics and foods (There was even a giant statue of a Naco in one of the gardens! He couldn't place the statue of the guy in a ferret suit tought, somebody that he will meet in the future maybe?). Ron couldnÆt avoid to notice that his skin was blue (just like Drakken) and his poses were reminiscent of several evil guys in all the paintings.

ôSoà You mind telling me why the early arrival, with no fanfare whatsoever I might add, with no other company than another Rufus, no traces of your personal guard and lookingà ænot blue.Æ Or IÆll be left in the air about your plansà as usual.ö

Kim had seated in a big couch in the middle of a gargantuan room that Ron guessed to be the Living room.

ôHuh?... wellà you seeàö Ron had to think fast in order to not raise any doubts. ôI was hit by an enemy ray that scrambled my memories. The scientific alien folk said that I would be fine in a couple of days and sent me here to rest while they continued with our work with my... personal guard.ö

Ron hoped that that story taken from one episode of æCaptain ConstellationÆ (one his favorite cartoons) would not be noticed.

ôWow, so not only us earthlings create weird ray machines.ö

Ron let go a mental sigh. It seemed that KP never stomached æCaptain ConstellationÆ in this timeline either.

ôSoà that means that your mind is a mess right now?ö

ôI guess soàö

ôEven more than usual?ö

ôWellà Hey!ö

ôSorryà couldnÆt avoid it.ö Said Kim between giggles. ôà I just wanted to test if you are still you.ö

ôAnd?ö

ôIt seems that you just regressed to another version of you. One that I havenÆt seen in a long time. Pity, before you appeared I was thinking that at this moment we would need the normal you.ö

ôWhy?ö

ôKIM!ö

ôWhat was that?ö

ôThe reason why I wanted you back. ItÆs æthemÆö

ôThem?ö

ôArgh! DonÆt tell me that you donÆt remember them. Your wives!ö

ôMyà wives?ö

ôKim! Were the hell were you? And where is my non-fat latte!ö

The owner of the voice chose that moment to enter the room.

ôOh, ItÆs you my liege! Welcome back.ö Said this person while bowing in front of him.

ôBonnie? Bonnie Rockwaller is my wife?ö

ôOne of them.ö Said Kim with a sigh.

***

After explaining the situation to Bonnie, Kim left Ron alone in his room to rest along with a book that Kim said it would help him to get his memories back together. It seemed to be an Autobiography.

ôÆHow I climbed to my right place by Ron Sttopable, your rightful lord and master.Æö

ôPftth!ö

ôYouÆre right Rufus. It sounds pretentious, but the cover is nice.ö

After reading for a while Ron was sure of what he had suspectedà that his alternate self from this timeline wasà an evil genius.

ôLook at this: Created a shortage of miniature corn dogs, sabotaged the Z-Boy full launching line in order to ruin Christmas, demanded the worldÆs supply of NacoÆs with a weatherÆs controlling machineà the list goes on and on! How could KP let this happen?ö

ôYou convinced me that it was for the best.ö Said Kim while leaning in one of the walls.

ôKP? For how long have you been there.ö

ôFor a while. So, what do you think of it?ö

ôItÆs madnessà look here: created the Naco for Bueno Nacho and then used it as leverage to take over the company once the NacoÆs world supply was taken overà BY ME!ö

ôYeah, I remember that. You said that you wanted to show the big companies how the smaller ones felt when they were taken over by them.ö

ôWhat about recruiting Shego to the Ranks and turn the whole Team Go Evil?ö

ôYou said that they worked better when they were evil and that youÆll keep an eye to them.ö

ôAnd the Doomsday machines?ö

ôYou insist that you make them in order to defend yourself. That any true genius would consider an insult not to create their own devices or improve the works of others.ö

ôWorks from others?ö

ôI see that you havenÆt reached that part yet. When I began to help people you tagged along. Whenever we found some evil guy with a device or mystical artifact you took their inventions for yourself looking for ways to use them or improve them. Besides all the stuff that you do by yourself. There is this strange machine that you having working for some time now that you say will allow you to enter people minds, I do not know how you call it but you still havenÆt used since you insist that still needs more work. You don't even let Wade take a look at it.ö

ôAnd what about the bad guys?ö

ôIà I donÆt know. Besides Shego and some other guys that you convinced them to work for you I do not know anything about anybody else.ö

ôWhy KP? Why did you let me do all of this?ö

ôI didnÆt, at first.ö Kim seated next to him. ôI tried to turn you good but you kept saying that what you were only imparting justice. That the world was a treacherous place and needed somebody with brains and guts in charge... Somebody like youà that knew what was best for everybody. That when you succeeded nobody would be bullied again... You kept saying that to me each and every time that we foiled some evil guy schemes...ö Kim looked downwards at this point. ôàand you were right. Look at the world. The people are not doing anything bad to each other anymore. There is no more crime, no more chaos, there isnÆt even bullying in the schools.ö

ôBecause they are scared of what I could do if they tried something.ö

ôBut at least we are in peace.ö

Ron dropped his shoulders. ôWhat about my wives. How did that happened?ö

ôThe hell if I know!ö Said Kim in a huff. ôEvery time that a girl catches your fancy you just have to marry her. The last head count was 13.ö Kim felt Ron eyes on her. ôNot that I keep count because I want to. ItÆs justà that is part of my responsibilities! Yeah. ThatÆs right! I swear that if you ever try that with meàö

ôIf I have tried with you what?ö

ôTried to make me your wife! I can agree to help you in turn the world in a peaceful place, even wear this demeaning æuniform,Æ but I wouldn't marry you!... ever!ö

ôYeahàö After seeing KP's red face Ron tried to change the subject. ôWhat about the uniform?ö

ôYour idea again.ö Said Kim, a little bit calmer now. ôYou said that it would distract my enemies and would be easier to defeat them. I was reluctant at firstà but the more it proved useful the more I ended up using it.ö

ôIt must distract men a lot.ö

ôNot only men.ö Added Kim. ôSeveral girls tooà Never expected Shego to be one of them thought.ö

ôShego?ö

ôYeahà I think that Shego still works for you even thought you scare the hell out of her and uses that skimpy version of her old uniform is because she is not-so-secretly attracted to meö

ôA-attracted to you?ö

ôThere was this time when you sent us to a mission in Alaska were she conveniently forgot her sleeping bag and had to share mine. Our uniforms were dirty and ripped due to the battle so we had to sleep in the nude andàö

THUD

At that point Ron fainted with a mysterious grin on his face.

ôWho would have thought that he, of all people with all those wives, would faint with that? He looks kind of cute thoughtà Not that I really care.ö

***

During the following days Kim was surprised of all the changes that Ron made to æhis empire.Æ

He began to give more liberty to people. Even gave the choice of choosing their own governors.

The rules were relaxed. The punishments werenÆt so severe anymore and destroyed several Doomsday Machines that he had created.

It was almost as after all these years that thirst that Ron had for conquest had finally quenched and he decided to become a good person.

Heck! He even treated that naked mole rat as a æfamily memberÆ as he put it and ordered everybody to do the same. The image of Bonnie trying to be nice to Rufus was one that she never got tired of!

She Remember both of the original Rufus. The first one was his gigantic imaginary friend and the other was the very first pet that Ron had.

Kim always felt bad when she remembered that pink rodent. Ron ended up dumping him after a short while and Kim never knew of him again. Every once in a while Ron would get another Rufus as a pet, usually a mutated creature of his own invention, but they always ended abandoned.

Would this mean that he finally became the guy she always knew he was? She really hoped so.

ôSo KP howÆs everything going?ö

ôWade's Reports show that people are still kind of freaked out thinking that you are just playing with their heads or something like that.ö

ôCanÆt really blame them thought. But give them more time and they will see that this isnÆt a trick.ö

ôOk. And about the other thingàö

ôWhat other thing?ö

ôÆTheyÆ want to know when are you going to have time for them.ö

ôÆThey?Æà oh yeah the wivesà hummà do you think you can give me a hand there?ö

ôA hand with what Ron?ö Said a fuming Kim.

ôNO, not that! I mean in making a excuse about why I canÆt see any of them at the moment.ö

ôI think I can come up with something, but it will only be a temporary thing. They can very forceful when they want, specially Bonnie and Tara.ö

ôHuh, wellàö

CLANCK

The double doors of the throne room opened showing a blonde man with blue skin and warrior clothes being flanked by two gigantic green skinned aliens.

ôWhat the hell is going on here and who is sitting on my throne Kimberly Ann!ö

ôRON?ö

***

To be continuedà
 

Damon Baxter

Well-Known Member
#3
Sorry about the triple post...

Here is the next part:

***

Inside his cell while shackled to the wall Ron Stoppable could feel the green light that was scanning himà again.

ôInteresting.ö Said the person that was scanning him. He was æThe Great Blue, El ConquistadorÆ who was Ron Stoppable too. But this one had blue skin and was wearing battle armor.

ôI canÆt say the same.ö Answered Ron to his blue counterpart. ôIÆve been in better prisons and this one doesnÆt even make it to the top ten.ö

ôI meant your scanning. Kimberly Ann was right. YouÆre not a clone or a Doppelganger. I must admit that youÆre me.ö

ôAnd you needed a machine to determine that?ö

ôNo. I needed the machine to confirm that youÆre a time traveler.ö

ôHow youàö

ôTime cooties.ö

ôUh?ö

ôVery nasty vermin. Itches a lot. But with the right equipment you shouldnÆt suffer them anymore.ö

ôHow did youà ?ö

ôKnow so much? I have an attempt to my life a least once a month from some sort of time traveler. ItÆs good to know that my greatness would be recognized centuries from now.ö

ôYou mean your tyranny.ö

ôYou say Potato, I say potato, You say tomato I say tomato. Call it whatever you want. The important thing is that IÆll beàö

ôA nasty pain in the back for everybody for a long time?ö

ôActually I meant the big cheese, the great ruler, the big dogàö

ôYou really must have a good synonymsÆ book.ö

ôYou should be considered lucky that I need you aliveàö

ôI always knew that I was a charmer.ö

ôWeÆll see about that. And now my time displaced counterpart I have to go and research your Time Traveling device.ö

ôGood luck with that. ItÆs hidden where youÆll never find it.ö

ôI already did. See?ö And with a flourish he showed Ron the Tempus Simia idol.

ôHow did you?ö

ôCome on! It was under your bed! What kind of hiding place is that?ö

ôIt worked for DadÆs magazines.ö

ôIt didnÆt if you could find them.ö

ôUhmà youÆre right.ö

ôAnd thatÆs why IÆm the big man, the emperor, theàö

ôYouÆre doing that just to torture me, right?ö

***

ôI canÆt believe that you couldnÆt tell the difference.ö Screamed The Great Blue to his underling.

ôI scanned himà twice. And both times the result was positive!ö

ôAnd what about the details feature? If you had used it you would have found the time cooties, and that screams ætime travelerÆ like nothing else. I bet that you donÆt even know how to use the scanner properly Kimberly Ann.ö

Kim swallowed a come back. She didnÆt liked it when Ron used her second nameà she kind of missed being called KP.

ôAt any case. I want surveillance on him 24 hours. DoesnÆt matter what he does do not lower your guard. I want to finish my business with him before I have to go back to my battle with the Lowardians and his escape would just complicate matters.ö

ôOk Ron.ö

ôItÆs æGreat Blue, El conquistadorÆ Kimberly Ann.ö

ôYeah and last year was æZorpox, The conqueror.Æ And the year before that was æThe Fearless Ferret, version 2.0.Æ And the year before that was æEl Gran Jefe.Æ And before thatàö

ôIt doesnÆt matter! YouÆll call me how I chose to be called and thatÆs definitive. Understood underling?ö

Kim let go a sigh. ôUnderstood Great Blue. What about Rufus?ö

ôThe Mole rat? Leave him to meà I have plans for my old petà BOO-YA HA HA HA!ö

Kim let go a sigh while an artificial thunder from RonÆs weather machine appeared on the big windows of RonÆs throne room while he did his trademarked laugh.

She couldnÆt understand why he had programmed the machine to do that every time that he did æthe laugh.Æ Besides scaring the hell out of everybody present of course.

***

ôI would kill for a Naco right now.ö

Inside his cell Ron lamented his situation. Just yesterday he was, quite literally, the King of the world and now was he was only a lowly prisoner.

ôAnd now how IÆm going to get out of this?ö

ôI might have an idea.ö

When Ron turned to the source of the voice he was surprised to see his Best human friend in the open door of his cell.

ôKP! You came to help me!ö

ôNo yet. First I want some answers. Number one: ItÆs true that youÆre a time traveler?ö

ôIf creating a portal trough time and space with a mystical monkey idol qualifies me as one then I am.ö

ôOàKà Number two: What time do you come from?ö

ôI would say thatà according to my last calculationsà taking into account that the current of time was in a flux when I leftà and adding the fact that I was wearing my polka dots boxersàö

ôRon!ö

ôI would say two years to the past from now.ö

ôThanks. Number three: Why are you two so different? I knew the Ron form two years back and there is not a big difference to the one of today.ö

ôIt is if before coming here you went to your past and... deleted an important event of your life.ö

ôWhat event?ö

ôA horrible summer camp.ö

ôA summer camp?ö

ôWellà It seems that that particular summer camp taught me an important lesson about life or some crap like that and thatÆs why I ended beingà well, me instead of aàö

ôàMan obsessed with world domination. I seeàö Kim looked down at this part. ôLast one: The world isnÆt a pit of misery and chaos without you in charge, right?ö

ôNo, not at all. I mean, there are a lot of things that are pretty messed up, like guys trying to take over the world and things like that but at least we have you to deal with them.ö

ôMe? I am a heroine?ö

ôYeah! And I am your sidekick!ö

ôYou? A sidekick? To me?ö

ôWellà You use me more as a distraction than anything else but I think we make a pretty good team.ö

ôAnd we are onlyà partners?ö

ôPfhtà of course not. We are more than that!ö

ôYou mean we areàö KimÆs eyes were gigantic at this point and put her face closer to him.

ôWeÆre best fiends!ö

ôàBest fiends?ö

ôBest friends.ö

ôà onlyà thatà?ö said a slightly disappointed Kim.

ôWhat else could we be?ö

ôNothing! Nothing else! Of course we would end up as best friends! What else could we become?ö

ôThatÆs exactly what I was saying! Soà are you going to release me?ö

ôOnly if you help me with something.ö

ôWith what?ö

ôTaking down The Great Blue, El Conquistador.ö

ôNo offense KP but I think weÆll need a little bit more of man power than the two of us for that.ö

ôThatÆs were my friends come into play.ö Said Kim while releasing Ron from his shackles.

ôWho?ö

ôShe meant us.ö Said a voice in the other side of the Room.

ôSHEGO? I thought you were working forà me?ö

ôDonÆt be ridiculous. IÆll always be on the side of my dear Kimmie.ö Said Shego while hugging very seductively a red faced Kim.

ôShegoà pleaseà donÆt do thatàö

ôOh my Kimmie, still denying our love? DonÆt worry IÆll wait until you see the light.ö

ôFelix, pleaseàö

ôOn it Kim.ö Answered a familiar Felix Renton in his wheelchair that sprouted a couple of mechanical tentacles that took Shego away form her æprey.Æ

ôGood moves man.ö

ôDonÆt talk to me you traitor.ö Said an angry Felix.

ôWhatÆs wrong with him?ö Asked Ron to Kim.

ôWhat did you expect? You married his mother.ö

ôIà Ià ô

ôAre we ready to go?ö Asked Felix.

ôWe only need one more person.ö

***

Ron found himself facing an intricate cell door in the deepest part of the dungeon.

ôWho is here?ö

ôSomebody that The Great Blue is obsessed in interrogatingà the main source of all the knowledge that he has about the MMPà and the only survivor of the Yamanouchi Ninja School.ö

The door opened showing a young Japanese girl in shackles.

ôSo The Great Blue has come with his minions to see me?... I do not have anything for you. You might torture me all that you want but youÆll learn anything else from me. So... just finish me off.ö

ôActually Yori, we are here to offer you a chance to take revenge on The Great Blue.ö

ôWhat are you talking about red haired follower? He is just right there.ö

ôWellà ItÆs a long storyàö

***

ôUnbelievable.ö Said Yori after listening to the whole story from Ron. ôOf all the Mystical Monkey relics I thought that the Tempus Simia was the one most unlikely to really exist.ö

ôWell I can tell you that it does and that it works very wellà too damn well it seems.ö

ôAnd in your worldà youÆre a force of good?ö

ôMore like a small assistant but yeah, I am on the side of the good guys.ö

ôThen the prophesy is trueàö Yori began to cry, Kim was surprised, in all the times that Ron has tortured the girl she had hear Yori scream, curse, and kick around but never cry. ôàyou are the legendary hero that will save us.ö

ôButà I never even heard of your school in my time line.ö

ôYou would haveà if time would have run as it was supposed to I can assure you that we would have contacted you.ö After saying that she hugged a very surprised Ron.

ôHEY! Let him go!ö Screamed Kim to Yori while the young ninja was giving Ron a rather affectionate proof of support.

ôWhatÆs wrong with you? I thought that you hated his guts?ö

ôBut I do. I hate The Great Blue. But you must understand that he is not the Great Blue. He is the one that I have been waiting for so longà The ray of light that our departed Master Sensei foresaw. And itÆs not true that he has moved all to you into action?ö

ôShe got you there Kimmie.ö Said Shego with a nudge.

ôOw, forget it! If you trust so much in him and do not even doubt that this could only be a trick from you enemy then by all means hug him all you want. SEE IF I CARE!ö Said Kim while stomping out of the dungeon.

ôWhatÆs wrong with her?ö Asked Ron.

ôOw honey, youÆre really na´veàö Answered Shego. ôà You know, thatÆs kind of hotàö

ôI-I better follow KP.ö Said Ron while running away from Shego.

ôà and shy too... I like that.ö

***

ôOk so how are we going to do this?ö Asked Felix once they were out of the dungeons.

ôRight now The Great Blue is in his Lab. And we must do this now that the Lowardians are away performing The Great Blue orders for the known galaxy.ö Answered Kim. ôSo Felix, you and Shego try to enter trough the front door. That would create enough distraction so Ron, Yori and me enter unnoticed to the lab itself.ö

ôHow are we going to enter there?ö

ôVentilation ducts.ö

ôWhy is always the ventilation ducts? IsnÆt there any other option?ö

ôRon. I made the plan, brought all of you together, broke you and miss æhated enemy one moment-adoring fan the nextÆ out of prison I think I can decide what weÆre going to use to enter there.ö

ôGreat, not even in a world were I am the world ruler I get to call the shots.ö

ôHey how is it that I am not with Kimmie?ö complained Shego.

ôAbout thatà wellàö Kim found herself at a loss for words.

ôItÆs because if both of you are together then Kim will be too distracted to fight properly.ö Answered Ron.

ôOh, I seeà Hey, youÆre not only cute, youÆre very smart tooà thatÆs sexy. What do you say if you help me to get Kimmie out of her prudish shell? We could share her!ö

ôSHEGO!ö

ôDonÆt worry Kimmie, I understand. IÆll be out of your wayà and after everything is over IÆll take good care of any wounds that you might have.ö

Kim just face palmed.

ôAnd what about us?ö

ôJim, you and Timà TWEEBS! What are you doing here? You were supposed to evacuate with mom and dad!ö

ôYou really didnÆt think that weÆll miss on the action, right?ö

ôAnd do not worry about mom and dad; they are ready to leave as soon as Wade gives them the signal.ö

ôPossible-san I think that it would be wise to let them join, their alliance could prove to be an unexpected asset.ö

ôYeah Kimmie, besides I always wanted to know you family better.ö

ôYou twoà Ok. Tweebs help Shego and Felix but at the first sign of everything going south you scram, understood?ö

ôHicka-bicka-booö

ôHoo-Sha.ö

***

ôWell, Jim and Tim seem the sameàö said Ron while crawling the vents with Kim while Yori was taking point in the same vent. ôYori seemsà I don't really know since IÆve never met her.ö Kim eye rolled at that. ôà But Shego is way off. At least from my point of view. What happened to the violent and bitter villain that I knew.ö

ôMaybe it has something to do with Drakken.ö Answered Kim. ôI remember that at the beginning, after I saw how evil you were becoming, I left and tried to æfly soloÆ in the hero business for a while. After a lackluster record of failures and noticing that you were doing some ægoodÆ to the world after all I decided to come back and found Shego working for you already. I do not know what you did to Drakken, or her for that matter, but she was already terrified of you when I returnedö

ôWowö

ôYeah, she was so bad that one day I found her crying on the surveillance room. So I came in and talked to her trying to comfort her andà well letÆs say that she just æstuckÆ to me ever since.ö

ôDouble wow! And here I thought that the best way to get chicks was to get a new haircut!ö

At that point Kim wondered why she just bothered.

***

ôItÆs over Great Blueö Screamed Kim while jumping out of the air vent.

ôKimberly Ann possible! So you decided to betray me!ö

ôI came to set things right and by the way the second name is so overkill!ö

ôI am afraid that that is the idea Kimberly Ann. And I see that you brought company.ö Said The Great Blue while eying Ron and Yori.

ôAnd they are not the only ones.ö Said a voice coming from the shadows.

ôShego! I thought that I taught you better to go against me.ö

ôI-I am no-not afraid of you.ö Said a shivering Shego.

ôYeah I can see that sweetie. And you even brought my stepson here too.ö

ôI think is time to have a father and son discussion. DAD!ö

ôWell, I am appealed. Andà not surprised at all.ö Said The Great Blue while pushing a button on his console that brought forth mechanical tentacles that restrained Yori and Kim.

ôWhat theàö

ôYou disappoint me Kimberly Ann. You thought that I never watch my own surveillance records? That I did not had alarms on my cells that you knew nothing about? ThatÆs one of the main points of the Evil Overlord rulebook! I knew of your plan from the very beginning!ö

ôBut how did you know where to put these restraining devices?ö

ôOh please! You always use the ventilation duct!ö

ôYou see I told you so!ö

ôRON!ö

ôOh and you, my ænot-so-skillfulÆ counterpart, I have a surprise especially reserved for you. Boo-Ya Ha Ha Ha!ö Said The Great Blue while pushing another button on the console.

A door opened andà

GROWL

ôWhat theàö

ôLet me introduce you to the new and improved RUFUS!ö

A gigantic pink mass of flesh came out of the recently open door. The only things that made any resemblance to the old Rufus were the color, the whiskers and theà nakedness.

While looking at the horror faces of the would-be rebels The Great Blue, El Conquistador smiled.

ôItÆs the small details like this that make me enjoy being an evil genius.ö

***

To be continuedà
 

Damon Baxter

Well-Known Member
#4
Sorry about the tetra post.

Here is the last one:

***

ôThat would be so cool ifà you know what? Is not cool at all.ö

Nobody could comment on RonÆs words since Kim and Yori were restrained by mechanical tentacles And Shego was being battered around along with Felix by a mutated Naked Mole Rat.

That this monstrosity was RonÆs former pet was somewhat inconceivable. But thatÆs one of the things why The Great Blue, El conquistador was so famous in first place.

ôCome on Shego! Show more spirit! I even asked team Go to let you pass safely to my lab so you could fight with my new pet at full power.ö Said the smirking dictator.

æNo wonder they were easier to defeat than usual.Æ Thought Shego.

ôHow is it going Possible-san?ö Asked Yori to the shackled girl.

ôJust a few more minutesàö Said Kim while trying to cut her restraints with a pen sized laser. ôà He improved these from the ones that I remember.ö

ôPlease hurry. Stoppable-san and our allies are in danger!ö

ôI know, I knowàö

ôRufus! Buddy, wake up!ö Pleaded Ron to his former pet.

ROAR

ôForget it my not-so-handsome counterpart. IÆve made sure that he is completely under my control.ö

ôHow?ö

ôWith THIS!ö And, again with a flourish he showed a à

ôBottle of shampoo?ö

ôA special formula that I found in the late DrakkenÆs notes. IÆll admit that a brain washing shampoo is an unorthodox methodàö

ôI call it sick and wrongàö

ôà But you must admit that is quite effective.ö

ôBut Rufus doesnÆt even have hair. He is a NAKED mole rat!ö

ôDetails, details. I only washed him on the substance and voila! A hairless rodent completely under my control! Boo-ya Ha Ha Ha!ö

While the laugh of The Great Blue was getting in his nerves Ron had to admit that Rufus didnÆt seem to remember him. Or at least not in a conscious wayà And then an idea popped in his head.

It was crazy and the possibility of it working was practically zero butà they had nothing else.

ôGood mole rat, good mole ratàö Said a cornered Shego while the Gigantic Rufus got nearer after throwing Felix on top of her, wheelchair and all.

æHere goes nothing.Æ Thought Ron while positioning himself between his friends and Rufus who was lounging towards its target.

ôStoppable-san!ö Screamed Yori after being freed of her metallic restrains by Kim.

ôRON!ö Screamed Kim while running with Yori towards RonÆs location.

ROAR

ôRock-A-Bye-Rufus in the treetop, when the wind blows the cradle will rockàö

ôHuhàö Said the gigantic Mole Rat that stopped in its tracks as soon as he heard the familiar song.

ôàwhen the bow breaks the cradle will fall, and down will come Rufus cradle and allàö

ôMmm.ö

THUD

The gigantic mass fell down noisily. When Ron, Kim, Yori, Felix and Shego came closer they could heard a certain soundà

ôZzzàö

ôIt fell asleep?ö Said a dumbfounded Felix.

ôAnd that just proves that æthe music tames the beastÆö Said a proud Ron.

ôMy Hero!ö Said Shego while hugging Ron.

ôHow clever Ron-san!ö Said Yori while hugging him too.

ôSHEGO! YORI!ö Screamed Kim Possible.

ôOh! DonÆt be jealous Kimmie. Here is your hug too.ö Said Shego, released Ron and went ahead and hugged a red face Kim.

ôHow cuteà my enemies get along so wellà donÆt mind me, IÆll just be throwing up here.ö

ôItÆs over Great Blue.ö

ôAu contraire Kimberly Ann, I am just warming up. Do you really think that I didnÆt expect you to defeat that horrendous rodent? Why do you suppose is the reason that I used DrakkenÆs formula instead of one of my own?... Well Besides the fact that if I had used one of my own Brain washing devices I would have completely erased Its memoryà and you know how hard is to house break a new pet.ö

ôYou know what? You have a big mouth.ö Said Ron while cracking his knuckles.

ôThen come and shut it down lullaby-singer-boyö

Ron, Kim, Shego, Felix and Yori went to the offensive and attacked The Great Blue at the same time butà

ôSlow... weakà predictableà too easyàö

The Great Blue just countered all their attacks with his own martial arts movements.

ôItÆs that all you can do?ö Asked the great Blue after wiping the floor with all of them. ôI sincerely expected more of your little group.ö

ôWell we have a couple of aces under our sleevesàö said Ron while watching Jim and Tim from the corner of his eye. They were just about to pounce on The Great Blueà

ôYouÆre talking about Kimberly AnnÆs little brothers that are behind me.ö Said The Great Blue while backhanding both of them. They were down without him even turning around.

ôHow?ö Asked a breathless Ron

ôHow? The MMP of course. It gives me a complete awareness of my surroundings.ö

ôThe what?ö

ôMystical Monkey Powerà what you donÆt even have that?ö

ôWell I doà but not in the way that you have it.ö

ôOf courseà you canÆt even control it. I should have realized that soonerà disgraceful.ö

ôYouà areà the disgraceful one.ö Said a limping figure that had just positioned next to Ron.

ôKP!ö

ôSoà you still have some power in you Kimberly Ann.ö

ôNot only her.ö Said Shego while also rising from the floor along with the rest of the small group.

ôNice. It seems that I get to play a little moreàö A Blue Aura began to form around The Great Blue. ôàThen let me show you my disgraceful twinàö Around the lab something similar to a red cyclone began to spin around while The Great Blue Himself began to float. ôàThe power that youÆll never have.ö

ôNoàö Were the words of Kim when the blue aura that surrounded The Great Blue took a monkey shape.

ôYes Kimbely Ann, I am afraid that now the gloves come off.ö

At that the Great Blue began to scatter Kim and everybody else in a way that reminded Ron of rag dolls.

ôSTOP IT!ö Screamed Ron.

ôYes, you are right, I donÆt want to hurt my playthings too much.ö Said The Great Blue while floating down. ôBesides, there is something else that I want them to do.ö

ôWhat are you talking about?ö

ôLet me show you. Ronputer!ö

ôYes Great Blue, El Conquistador.ö answered a digital voice.

ôRun application 666.ö

ôPassword?ö

ôChimirito Combo, Grande size.ö

ôPassword accepted. Running Slave Protocol.ö

ôSlave Protocol?ö

ôWatch and learn.ö

At that all of RonÆs allies raised from the floor but they acted in a way that reminded him of the Zombies in his video games.

ôOrder and we will obey master.ö Said everybody in chorus.

ôHold down that doofus that tried to take me down.ö

ôOf course Great Blue.ö They said while restraining Ron.

ôWhat did youàö

ôI just chipped them some time ago with a mind control device created by a scientist named Cirus Bortel, just in case they planned a rebellion.ö

ôYou are a monster.ö

ôDonÆt blame me; blame Kimberly Ann and her friend Wade Load for giving me the idea.ö

ôWhat are you talking about?ö

ôBack then, when I was working with them I discovered that they put a microchip in me to keep me in check. I am just paying them with the same coin.ö

ôYou chipped everybody?ö

ôNah, just the ones that showed some level of threat. You wouldnÆt believe how expensive this stuff is.ö

ôManiac.ö

ôFlattery wonÆt get you anywhere boy. And nowà letÆs end our reunionàö Said The Great Blue while preparing to attack.

ôWait you need me alive.ö

ôNot anymore, I learned all that need to be learned from you bozo so, Goodbye!ö

ôI know your weakness!ö

That made The Great Blue stop in his tracks.

ôWhat weakness? I have NO weakness!ö

ôOf course you do. Why do you think I ended up this way? It was something so terrible that I had to travel back in time to erase it from historyàö

ôI already know what it was. You told Kimberly Ann that it was a summer camp. I have the whole conversation recorded.ö

ôDo you really believe that a summer camp made me like this? I was just pulling KP leg!ö

ôIt makes senseà Kimberly Ann is too gullible so she didnÆt push the matter anymore.ö

ôAnd as long as you donÆt know what it isàö added Ron ôyouÆll never really be safe from becomingà me.ö

The mere thought made The Great Blue shudder.

ôAnd let me inform youà painful torture wonÆt work with me.ö Said a smug Ron.

ôThen itÆs a lucky break that I haveà THIS!ö Said The Great Blue while pushing a button on his belt.

A big machine with chairs and a console rose from the ground.

ôI call it: æThe Mind ExplorerÆ!ö

ôIt reminds me of the seats of my barber.ö

ôIt does more than just cutting hair Ronald. It allows me to explore any mind that I chose. Granted you are my first human test but it wonÆt kill youàö

ôPhewàö

ôAt most youÆll become a mental vegetable.ö

ôWhat?!ö

ôDonÆt worry, IÆll keep you around. Compatible spare body parts are so difficult to find Ronald.ö

ôThatÆs reassuringàö

ôVery wellàö Said The Great Blue after Ron was strapped to one of the chairs and he sat in another. ôà letÆs see what is in your mind.ö

With that the machine was activated.

***

ôWhat theà this looks like a summer camp!ö

The Great Blue couldnÆt believe his eyes. As soon as he activated the machined he found himself in some woods in a body that, he guessed, was his own when he was younger.

ôSo it really was a summer camp. That guy tried to trick me! Oh well letÆs take a view around and see what broke this loseràö

***

ôGet them off me!ö

It was terrible! He had been here for less than one day and he had been attacked by his fellow campers (that thought that hitting him with sticks and stones was æplayfulÆ), his blood being sucked dry half a dozen times by ticks that thought he was a buffet and attacked by gigantic wildlife!

It didnÆt matter what the others said, squirrels werenÆt supposed to be that big.

He had deduced that the source of his problems was the contaminated lake. Really how they couldnÆt notice the pollution. The fishes glowed at night for godÆs sake!

Normally he would pull out one of his inventions or use his MMP to impose his will but he was just a little kid that nobody took seriously. Whenever he tried to talk with somebody in charge he was dismissed, ignored or sent away.

Hell! His own mother didnÆt return his calls!

ôAt least these fools gave me my own cabin. Wonder how good is this æCabin 13Æ? Oh well it canÆt be worse than what I have been dealing with so far.ö

***

ôWaaah!ö

The Great Blue never thought that this was possible. What several people tried and failed thisà creature... succeeded. This... Bobo had managed what nobody else couldà

He was scared.

No, not scaredà Terrified.

Those teeth, those handsà those feet. Everything was terrifying in that creature.

And to think that he would be infused with its power.

He had tried to survive in this hellhole that they called æsummer camp.Æ But during the day the kids hunt him like a wild animal, the animals were mutated abominations that nobody else seemed to notice or care (probably those chemicals in the lake affected their minds) and whenever he tried to sleep those accursed ticks tried to leave him a dry husk.

And in his cabin he had to deal with the king of this hell.

Bobo the Chimpà

He was sure that if he had to deal with that maniacal primate any longer his sanity would be in danger. So he tried to get out of this mindscape.

ôRonputer. Code red. Cancel the Mind Scan at this moment.ö

Silence.

ôRONPUTER, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!ö

CREAK

A noise from the cabin door made him turnà

SQUEAL

And face his nemesisà

ôMONKEY, WAAAH!ö

***

ôOh my headàö

When Ron came about he was sitting in a big bed in The Great BlueÆs room.

ôRon are you ok?ö

ôUh? KP?ö His friend had a worried face. ôWerenÆt you in control of the other me?... and were is him?ö

ôI think we can answer that.ö Said a voice on the other side of the room.

ôBonnie!?ö

ôNot only her.ö Said another voice.

ôMrs. Renton?ö

ôMrs. Stoppable actually.ö

ôMOM!ö

ôNow Felix do not contradict mommy.ö

ôI think my headache just got worse.ö

ôOh Ronnie let your dear wife Tara make you feel all better.ö

ôTARA! he is not you husband.ö Remarked Kim.

ôActually he is.. For all of us.ö Answered Vivian Francis Porter (Stoppable actually) ôThe small detail that he comes from another time has no base in our legal system.ö

ôNow I am the one with a headache.ö Said a slightly annoyed Kim.

ôUhà somebody could explain me what happened here?ö Said Ron while being attended by Tara and Bonnie.

ôSure thing Honey.ö Said Tara. ôYou see, when you first appeared and began to actà in a non-megalomaniac way we were surprised, in a good way. There was the fact that you avoided us but somehow that made you have a certainà charm.ö

ôSo when the blue guy returned and we discovered what you really were we began to plan how to put you in place of our dear husband.ö Added Bonnie.

ôYou were plotting against him? He is your husband!ö

ôHe wasnÆt that great.ö Said Vivian. ôOk, maybe he was at first when he wasnÆt so obsessed in conquering everything but lately he hardly pays us any attention.ö

ôSo you see why we were so glad to have you Ronnie!ö Said Tara while hugging him.

ôStillà not all of us were keen on the idea in doing something to him. He is our husband after all.ö Continued Vivian. ôBut when we saw you fighting him we decided to rebel too.ö

ôHow did you saw it?ö

ôThe Great Blue is not the only one with secret measures.ö Said FelixÆs mom. ôI outfitted Felix chair with some devices that let me know what is happening around him. Nobody touches my baby!ö

ôM-mom. D-do yo-you ha-have them active a-all the time.ö Said a stuttering Felix.

ôDonÆt worry honey. I will not judge your hobbies.ö She answered to her ashamed son.

ôBut The Great Blue had activated his slave chips!ö

ôWell the thing is... the big chauvinist never chipped us. He thought that we were no threats!ö Spat Vivian. ôOh but we showed him well. When we found you connected to his Mind Reading machine we played with the controls and left him trapped inside your worst memory.ö

ôYOU LEFT HIM IN CAMP WANNAWEEP?!ö Said Ron while rising from the bed. ôWhat happened to him?ö

ôWellàö

ôWHERE IS HIM?ö

***

ôMonkeysà monkeysà noà get them away from meà MONKEYS!ö

Those blabbering words amid curses and other sounds were the only ones that came from the padded cell were, tightly bound in a straight jacket, The Great Blue was confined.

ôMaybe we went a little bit too far with the time we left him thereàö

ôVivianà how long did you leave him there?ö

ôOnly 2 hours. When we found you and him he had just activated his machine so we went to the console, disconnected your conscious from the machine and left him in a simulation of your subconscious worst experience.ö

ôOnly two hours and he ended like this?ö

ôThe thing isàö Vivian continued. ôIt seems that in the mind scape those 2 hours were for him likeà 2 yearsàö

ôVIVIAN!ö

ôDo not blame me! How was I supposed to expect this? IÆm an expert in robotics not in neurology!ö

ôSame here.ö Said Felix mom.

Ron face palmed. No wonder that The Great Blue sanity had broken, he was only there a summer and he already considered himself æa piece of workÆ as Barkin said. Now two years in thereà He only hoped he could recover one dayà

ôKimmie! We have an emergency!ö

ôShego?!ö

ôCutie pie?! IÆm so glad that youÆre back!ö Said Shego while hugging Ron, this time Kim didnÆt even bother to say anythingà but there was a vein popping out in her forehead. ôyou can help us with the current predicament.ö

ôWhat predicament?ö

ôThis one, Wiz boy please show it on the monitor.ö

ôOn it Shego.ö Answered Wade.

On the monitor a couple of green tattooed and angry faces appeared.

ôWhere is The Great Blue, El Conquistador? If you donÆt show him to us we will consider it a war declaration to the Lowardian Army!ö

ôI donÆt think theyÆll be too glad in seeing their leader in a fetal position.ö Said Shego. ôBut since youÆre awake we only need to put you some blue make up and pretend youÆre him.ö

ôàNoàö

ôOh donÆt worry. ItÆs easy to pretend to be him. I do it in all of our Christmas parties!ö

ôItÆs not that Shego. I wonÆt pretend to be The Great Blue because even if I do it would be only a temporary solution. There is only one thing that we can do.ö

***

Ron was standing in the middle of the Lab of The Great Blue, El Conquistador.

Around him were Kim, Shego, Yori, Felix, Jim, Tim and his 13 wives (well, The Great Blue ones). Even Wade was present.

The gigantic Rufus was there too but it seemed that the naked mole rat had returned to normal after his 17 hours nap. Except for the fact that he was stillà well, gigantic.

And in RonÆs hands was the Tempus Simia Idol.

ôAre you sure it will work.ö Asked Wade.

ôThe last time that I destroyed one, the time line fixed itself so no time travels ever happened. I guess that it will be the same if I destroy this one.ö

ôBut thenà youÆll still liveàö muttered Vivian.

ôCamp Wannaweep? I guess soàö

ôPfhtàö Raspberried gigantic Rufus.

ôBut it is necessaryà the world wasnÆt supposed to be like this. I have to set it back at how it was.ö

ôButà but is not that bad.ö Said Kim trying to make him change his mind. ôI mean, is not perfect but is not completely badà we could always fix it.ö

ôNo KP. Only god knows what else The Great Blue did here. Maybe he put a bomb on the center of the earth to blow the planet up if he didnÆt put a code in his computer every monthàö

ôSounds like something he would doàö said Shego with a sigh.

ôSo it would be better if we just destroyed the Idol.ö

ôBut thenà weÆll forgetà everything.ö Said a saddened Tara.

ôIÆll remember ità kind ofàö

ôWhat do you mean?ö Asked Bonnie

ôThe legends say that after the Tempus Simia Idol is destroyedàö Said a somewhat glum Yori. ôàOnly those with Mystical Monkey Power that have used the idol would have any memories of what transpired.ö

ôThing isàö Said Ron while scratching the back of his head. ô the last time I only had bits and pieces of what happened and just thought that it was some sort of daydream. Only after seeing the second Time Monkey I got all the memories back.ö

ôSo that meansàö Said Kim.

ôSince the legends do not mention any more Tempus Simia Idols...ö Continued Yori. ôàUnless Stoppable-san has a remarkable memory of his experiences in this time line, the possibility of him remembering are almost zero.ö

ôSomething remarkableàö Said Ron while scratching his chin. ôà Maybe breaking my record of Naco eating in one night, or maybe playing a Zombie Mayhem Marathon until I drop, oràö

Ron stopped mentioning options due to the fact that he felt a foreign object in his mouthà

... it was Kim PossibleÆs tongue.

ôIf you remember anythingàö said Kim at the end of her kiss. ôà Remember that we can be more than friends.ö

ôB-but, yo-you ne-never showed any interest in meà there is no way thatàö

ôBelieve meàö said Kim while closing RonÆs mouth with her index finger. ôà no matter the time line, IÆll be interestedàö

ôWow, I neveràö

Ron speech was stopped again by a tongue in his mouth. However, there was something different this timeà

ôSHEGO! STOP IT!ö

Paying no attention to a fuming Kim, Shego looked at a dizzy RonÆs eyes.

ôAfter you finally get Kimmie do not forget to include me in your funàö

ôSHEGO!ö

ôCome on Kimmie, just give me a chance. I know youÆll enjoy it!ö

Kim was about to tell Shego all the 1000 and one reasons why these could never be when something else catch her attention.

ôYORI?!ö

After kissing him Yori kept hugging Ron and whispered in his ear.

ôRemember that weÆll contact youà when that happens; look for me in the Yamanouchi school. IÆll be waitingàö

ôOh my godà even you. Do you even realize what youÆre doing? You areà BONNIE!?ö

Kim had just directed her attention to Yori from one moment and found her hated school rival playing tonsil hockey with Ron.

ôNow, if youÆre not a complete loser in your time line remember to give me a callà Oh what the hell! Even if youÆre a loser, remember to give me a call!ö

ôBonnie, why?ö

ôWhat? I am not blind. Even with that horrible past you can tell this guy has potential.ö

ôDamn!ö Said an angry Kim. ôAnybody else wants to French Ron and ask him to look for her in the future?ö

ôNow that you mention itàö Said Tara before pouncing Ron.

ôI give upàö said Kim.

ôDo not feel bad Kim.ö Said Felix trying to comfort her. ôJust look at it this way, we have a bigger chance of Ron remembering everything and will only have a few more options when he comes back, how bad could thatà STOPPABLE! STOP KISSING MY MOTHER!!!ö

ôOh Felixàö said his mother after releasing Ron. ôà I bet that youÆll still need a step dad in his time line.ö

ôMom!ö

While Felix was discussing with his mother and Kim was trying to control her female anger each one of RonÆs 13 wives came and give him a kiss along with some words to encourage him to look for them in his time.

ôOhà ohà ooohö

Ron found himself somewhat dizzy after all the æattemptsÆ to leave him with æmemoriesÆ of his time there. And the Tempus Simia Idol found itself in a precarious situation in RonÆs hands.

ôRon?ö

CRASH

From the pieces of the idol a red smoke appeared and began to form a vortex on top of Ron and Rufus.

ôUh oh.ö Said the oversized mole rat when he and Ron began to float towards the Vortex.

ôRON!ö screamed Kim. ôDo not forget!ö

ôIÆll try!ö Said Ron while crossing the vortex.

ôGOODBYE RON!ö

Those words said by all his friends were the last thing that Ron was able to hear before crossing the vortex.

On it he saw all his experiences traveling trough time ending in a familiar moment of his past.

***

ôFirst practice of the new school year and I was in the zone.ö Said a hyper Ron.

ôBoo-yaö Said Rufus from his pantÆs pocket.

ôKP our future isàö

At that moment a time wave hit them.

ôIsà isà oh, brain freeze.ö

ôUhnhàö agreed Rufus.

ôThe future?ö

ôWhat was that KP?

ôSomethingà something about the future.ö

ôUh, yeah! I was saying the future is bright!ö

ôYeah, Ron. Yeah, it really is.ö

ôYep, and I hate meat cakes.ö

ôHuh?ö

ôNo idea why I said that!ö

Ten another time wave came and hit them too.

ôOhà another brain freeze.ö

ôWhatÆs going on?ö

ôDo not know but you know what KP, polygamy should be legalàö

ôWhat!?ö

ôUh, uh. Diet.ö

ôOh and Rufus says that he should be on a diet.ö

ôWhat are you talking about?ö

ôI donÆt understand either KP. Rufus is not that fat but I have to admit that putting him on a diet would be healthy.ö

ôI meant the polygamy part.ö

ôReally KP. I have no idea were that came from.ö

ôRonàö

ôI swear!ö

***

The Endà?

***

Thanks for reading!
 

Deathsheadx

Well-Known Member
#5
i'm sorry. i hate that ending.

the big red reset button sucks period. you frankly invalidated your own story and any development you gave the character in story.
 

Scico-Jin

Well-Known Member
#6
i agree with Deathshead hitting the reset without saving data first is Really vexing.

Unless through some Plot Device, other then finding a third Tempus Semia, unlikely. Ron recalls his memories from his brief stint as a time traveler.

I really want to see what Ron may Do with the knowledge that several girls and women find him attractive.
 

Damon Baxter

Well-Known Member
#7
i'm sorry. i hate that ending.
No need to be sorry. If you hate it, you hate it...


the big red reset button sucks period. you frankly invalidated your own story and any development you gave the character in story.
You know what? You are right. I completely agree with you.

i agree with Deathshead hitting the reset without saving data first is Really vexing.
It seems that we all agree with the reset being annoying...

Unless through some Plot Device, other then finding a third Tempus Semia, unlikely. Ron recalls his memories from his brief stint as a time traveler.
Interesting...

I really want to see what Ron may Do with the knowledge that several girls and women find him attractive.
I like how you think B) .

What to do in this case?

Very well, let's try this:

***

Charity: Oh Danny, I canÆt hide it anymoreà I must confess. I love you!

Dannie: Charityà I love you tooà

ôWhat? They finally confessed? Rufus they finally confessed!ö Said Ron Stoppable to his Best Animal Friend in the whole world while watching Agony County that night in his house.

It had been a weird afternoon. They had just returned from his first school day of the year and thenà Bam! He had some very weirdà mental imagesà of several girlsà and the idea that somehow he had to remember something.

And there was the fact that Rufus had only eaten a salad at Bueno Nacho. Very strange events all of themà

But as soon as night came all that was put on the back burner in order to watch the latest episode of Agony County.

ôYou know what that means, right buddy?ö

ôuh hu, uh hu!ö

ôThis is it! The end! After a whole season of teasing that this two would end up together we will finally get a resolution!ö

Dannie: However Charityà there is something elseà

ôOh no! not thatàö Said Ron while paying his attention back to the show.

Dannie: IÆm in love with your step sisterà

Charity: Dannieà

Dannie: And with your hated Rivalà and the geek girl that sits behind me in Earth scienceà and the lunch lady in the cafeteria.

ôNo!ö Said Ron while face faulting. ôYou dummy, she is going to hate you!ö

Charity: Dannieà I already knewà and I donÆt mindà

Dannie: What?

ôWhat?ö Said Ron and Rufus in chorus.

Charity: As long as I am with youà I donÆt care.

ôRufus, Could it be?ö Said a now standing Ron. ôCould it be that the studio networks had decided to make a risky move and do a harem ending?ö

Dannie: Charityà

Charity: Dannieà

RonÆs and RufusÆ eyes were glued to the screen for what could be the greatest kiss ever in night televisionà

Geek guy with silly pajamas rising from a bed: Charity! Dannie!... uh? It was a dream! Phewà

Credits Roll.

Ron and Rufus jaws hit the floor.

ôEverything was a dream?...ö said Ron recovering from the shock ôA dream? You know what this is Rufus?... This is a resetà THEY DID A RESET!ö

ôReset, yuckö Said Rufus while hopping channels with the control hoping to find something to wash the bad taste of the experience.

ôBut of course they had to make a resetàö continued Ron with his ramblings. ôIf they want to do a new season they couldnÆt allow the characters to grow, even if that invalidates their own work, GOD FORBIDS THAT!ö

ôYeah.ö Said Rufus, still flipping channels.

ôAnd of course they had to reset it. They had given Dannie way too many girls to deal with and a TV executive in this country would never allow this type of ending. Where was I thinking this was made? Japan?ö

ôUh huh, Japan.ö Added Rufus finally stopping in a badly dubbed Japanese monster movie.

ôBut really, when in real life will you see that many beautiful girlsà interestedà in oneà onlyà guyàö

At that moment Ron was invaded by the full memories of his previous Time Travel adventures. All of them. Specially a certain one about kissesà and requestsà

ôOh my godà it really happened Rufusà it really happened! You know what this means, donÆt you?ö

But Rufus did not listen to Ron. His full attention was on the screen.

An obvious Mad Scientist in a white coat: ôGo my creation, destroy Tokyo! Yesterday you were only a lowly lab rat but today, thanks to me, you are RATZILLA! BWA HA HA HA!ö

The whole set of memories of his previous time travels hit Rufusà

ôOh no!ö

And it made the small naked mole rat faint.

ôRufus! Buddy! Wake up!ö

***

Tara was in heaven.

Ok, maybe thatÆs exaggerating a little bit but she had all the reasons to exaggerate her situation.

Ron had finally realized what she felt for him and asked her for a date!

Ok, maybe not a date. They only went to Bueno Nacho and ate a meal after classes. But at least he had asked her out. ThatÆs something.

TaraÆs had been interested in Ron for awhile now. Especially after the experience in Camp Wannaweep with the cheer squad. But he was so dense to her signals that it hurt.

And of course, there was Kimà

She always thought that he and Kim were an item. Well it seems that that wasnÆt the case.

True, she was there during their meal (and somewhat uncomfortable, Tara didnÆt fail to notice). But they didnÆt act as a couple.

Ok, he didnÆt act as TaraÆs boyfriend either but at least now she was in their group.

Now she only had to play her cards right and she might end up being his girlfriend!

It was only a matter of timeà

***

ôThe GWA rocks!ö Exclaimed Monique after the latest Mayhem in Middleton event ended.

ôIt could have been better.ö

ôCome on Ron, are you still bummed because the match between Pain King and Steel Toe was interrupted?ö

ôYou bet that I am! Is too much too ask for a simple blood soaked match between those two so they can finally set their differences?ö

ôIt was not their fault that their former manager tried to kill them in the middle of their match. Well at least you were in the action.ö Said Monique while remembering how Ron jumped to the ring when they realized that JackieÆs intervention wasnÆt part of the show. ôI still think that you should have called Kim for help thought.ö

ôI can't bother Kim for every little problem that comes our way. Besides I knew I could handle it by myself.ö

ôI have to admit that you did wellàö said Monique with a smile. ôà But IÆm afraid that your shirt is a goner.ö

ôIt was one of my favorites tooàö Said Ron while looking at the shredded remains of his shirt. ôà Now I only have 6 sets of this style remaining.ö

Monique shuddered. Ron was a good guy, great even, but his fashion sense was beyond anything she had ever seen.

ôIÆll tell you what. Why donÆt you come to Club Banana this weekend and we pick something nice for you to wear besides those dreadful shirts. We could even use my employee discount.ö

ôAnd pay 10 times more for something that I could find in Smarty Mart? No thanks.ö

ôSmarty Mart has this kind of clothes.ö Said a disbelieving Monique while showing her own clothes.

ôAisle 10, women clothing. Smarty Mart had just announced a big sale of them last week.ö

ôI have to see it to believe itàö

ôOk then, this weekend it is!ö

ôAnd if they are not there then we go to Club Banana and get you some real clothes.ö

ôMy friend, if they are not the same I will not only go to Club Banana but IÆll also buy you a dress for the inconvenience.ö

Monique was surprised. What was with this sudden confidence that Ron had been showing lately? He had not only invited her to the GWA event tonight but he had also agreed to go to a shopping spree?... with her? Or he was very brave, or he really didnÆt know her æshopping side.Æ

In any case, this deal seemed to be a no brainer. If Smarty Mart didnÆt had the same type of clothes that Club Banana had then they would go to Club Banana and dress this guy in some nice clothes and she would even gain a dress!

Even if by some miracle Ron was right and they had same type of clothes (like, I do not know, Smarty Mart had the same owner as Club Banana or something like that) then at least she could put some fashion sense in this guy.

And she would have found a place that didnÆt break her budget in less than two hours.

ôItÆs a date then.ö

ôUh, a date?ö

ôNot a date ædateÆàö Monique quickly amended. ôà More like a friends date.ö

ôLike the ones we have with KP?ö

ôThatÆs right! just like those.ö

ôAnd speaking about KP, what do you say we give her a call and we meet her at Bueno Nacho for some snackage.ö

ôI donÆt think that we can do that Ron.ö

ôOh come on! It wouldnÆt be the first time that IÆll eat there without a shirt. Those Diablo sauce and soda spills had taken their tool in shirts a couple of times already!ö

ôNo, I mean thatÆs 2 a.m. already and Bueno Nacho is closed.ö

ôOh yeah? I didnÆt notice it.ö

ôRon, the reason that this was going to end so late was one of the reasons why Kim didnÆt come in the first place.ö

ôOh yeahàö Said Ron while scratching the back of his neck and remembering that KP just wasnÆt into wrestling in the first place. ôà There was also that Math test for second period that she had to study forà AHHH!ö

ôRon?ö

ôI have the same test, and I havenÆt study at all!ö Said a screaming Ron while going home to try to cram several classes in the few remaining hours that he had before the test.

Monique smiled. No matter how much Ron seems to have changed, inside he still was the same simple guy that he has always been. Seriously, forgetting to study for a testà

ôWait a minute, I have the same test! AND HAVENÆT STUDY EITHER! AHHH!ö

***

Shego was about to lose her mind.

It was not the first time that she had been in a high security cell in prison. Being a super powered villain made sure that you only get the super villain treatment. It only meant that it would take a little bit longer to escape.

It was not the 24 hours surveillance that they kept on her. She had wondered when they would wise up to her act and do one of these things to her anyways.

No, she was losing her mind due to her æroommate.Æ

How in hell Motor Ed ended being her cellmate? He was a MALE. He should be in a completely different wing! If not a completely different prison!

He was self-centered, continuously hit on her, could take no for an answer and was even a bigger of a fool than Drakken! (And he could even take her best plasma shots with not even a scar to show!)

It had only been one month and she thought that this guy had completely destroyed her interest in men.

So when the guard told her that she had a visit she just accepted it without even asking who was the one visiting her.

Besides if she heard æseriouslyÆ one more timeà

So is not a surprise that her jaw hit the floor when she saw who was waiting for her in an isolated interrogation room.

ôHi Shego. How is it going?ö

ôThe princess and the fool? What the hell are you doing here?ö

ôWe just came to make you an offer.ö Said a serious Kim Possible while standing and having her arms crossed. ôWe let you go early under parole with the condition of performing community service.ö

ôWhat kind of community service.ö

ôWorking for us.ö Said Ron Stoppable with a grin while sitting on a chair in the room.

ôWhat! Have you lost your mind?ö

ôNot my ideaàö said Kim.

ôEven if we were in a parallel universe and I decided to accept. What makes you thing that I wonÆt just escape at the first chance? News break people: I AM evilà I LIKE being evil!ö

ôExactly my point.ö Said Kim.

ôKP. Would mind leaving us alone for a moment?ö

ôYou sure Ron? I meanà itÆs Shego.ö

ôI think Rufus and I can handle her.ö Said a confident Ron. ôBesides, youÆll only be on the other side of the door. If something happens IÆll scream for help.ö

ôOk Ron.ö Said a visible worried Kim while leaving the room.

ôSoàö Said a still sitting Ron while Rufus went ahead and disconnected the camera of the interrogation room. ôHowÆs prison life with your new cellmate going Shego?... Seriously?ö

ShegoÆs eyes were about to pop out of her head. There was something in his manner and in the way Ron had said those wordsà that told her that he was the one responsible for her actual situation.

ôWhat the hellàö

ôMaybe not hellàö said a still relaxed Ron. ôàbut it was the closest thing that we could come up with.ö

ôHowàö

ôGlobal Justice has a way to convince prison authoritiesà and we pulled some strings.ö

Once again something in his manner told her that every time he said æweÆ he actually meant æI.Æ

ôAnd let me warn you Shegoàö continued Ron. ôà If you ever escape your responsibilities, double cross us or even cross the street without our knowledge... When we send you back here, and you know that we eventually will, weÆll make sure that your æaccommodationsÆ will be waiting for you.ö

Shego was flabbergasted. What was this feeling? The buffoon was effectively blackmailing her to join their team, he was showing a dark streak and he was giving her no option but to obey him. He was scaring herà but in a good way.

ôOk boy, you have a new partner. Where do I sign?ö

***

It was not the first time that Vivian Frances Porter was a Tutor.

It was common that once in a while her superiors at the space center æaskedÆ her to evaluate the intellect of some kids.

Usually their own sons.

She wouldnÆt have minded if they werenÆt just drooling baboons more interested in getting in her pants than in Robotics. (Not that she used pants, she preferred mini-skirts, but you get the idea).

So when Doctor Possible asked her to Tutor a certain Ron Stoppable she didnÆt refused but wasnÆt expecting much either.

She remembered the guy. He was Kim possible partner and, to be frank, her first impression of the boy was not flattering at all.

She expected him to be lazing around talking about these weird rules between men, women and dating.

She still accepted to tutor him. She owed it to the good Doctor and his daughter.

So when the guy showed signs of actuallyà having a brainà she was slightly surprised.

She still didnÆt know if what he did was a result of pure genius of brainless luck but she had to admit that, so far, the guy had showed results.

ôNow if everything goes as Rufus and I planned this should be the very first Naco-matic machine. Capable of performing any combination requested, no matter how æstrangeÆ it might seem!ö Said Ron in a white coat that was too big for him.

ôMmm, Naco!ö Said Rufus in similar coat, Naked-Mole-Rat sized.

ôInteresting Ron very interesting.ö Said Vivian.

Maybe it was his naivetÚ, maybe it was the hard work that he was doing while trying to understand a concept or building a machine, or maybe it was the way he always made her laugh but she had come to pay him a little bit more of attention every day.

ôOk Rufus, flip the switch.ö

ôOk!ö

In any case she though that she might found a Diamond in the roughà

ôOh noà whatÆs happening?... uhm, it isnÆt supossed to do thatà whoaà Naco-matic put him away!... Hey! careful with the Naked Mole Rat scientist!ö

ôAhhh!ö

ôRufus! The Naco-matic wants to make a Rufus-Naco!ö

à Very in the rough.

***

Bonnie Rockwaller couldnÆt believe what she was doing.

It was not so much what she was doing (she was drinking a non fat latte) but more with whom she was doing it.

After all if somebody would have told her some months ago that she would be drinking fancy coffee with Ron Stoppable she would just have sent them to hell.

But even during the event itself she still couldnÆt believe it.

It was not strange that the bozo had asked her out. He had done it a couple times in the past. But now he had been doing it regularly, like once every two weeks.

Of course she didnÆt accept right away, she had a reputation to protect. But in the last few months the guy hadà cleaned his act.

He dressed better, showed more confidence, toned down the goofiness (although he still had that accursed habit of losing his pants once in a while)à hell! There were rumors that he was seeing some girls in a æregularÆ way.

And there was always that rumor about him becoming secretly a millionaireà

He was still a geek but somehow he had become a æcoolÆ geekà

Yeah, she still couldnÆt believe that that was even possible.

And speaking of Possible. She always thought that these two were secretly æan itemÆ but Kim would never bring it in the open in fear of being downgraded in the food chain.

Something that was more unlikely as time passed and Ron seemed to move up in said chain.

So she decided to give the loser a chance.

And, hey! she would have free coffee.

ôSo what do you want to talk about?ö Asked Ron while drinking his black coffee (how he could order it while still being a minor was another mystery for her).

ôMmmàö Well as long as she was dong this she could get some answers. ôWhat about your recent changes? I would like to know were you got those nice clothes for exampleàö

ôOh yeah! Funny story there. Would you believe that the clothes thing started after a wrestling match?ö

ôReally? Tell me more...ö

***

Kim Possible was not blind.

She had noticed the changes that his best friend and sidekick had done lately. It would be hard not to with they spending almost all the time together.

The clothes, the confidence, the tutorà

At first she thought that it was only a way to get a girlfriend, especially since she heard the rumors of him dating a few girls of the cheer squad.

She didnÆt expect that one of them was Bonnieà

Or Moniqueà

She was quite surprised about the rumor of Brittinaà

And she had her suspicions about Vivianà

She was kind of glad about Tara thoughtà

Not that she cared about who Ron was dating. Yeah, she was not interested in his social life at all! He could date the whole female population in the planet for what she was concerned!

No, what she was concerned was about his mental healthà Yeah! That was it! Dating so many girls was a cry for help and she wouldnÆt be a good friend is she wasnÆt supportive.

Had not she been supporting for him before? She had even agreed to his crazy plan of recruiting Shego on team Possible! Ok, she had to admit that it had worked very well so far but that was besides the point.

She had to keep an eye to what he was doing for his own good. DidnÆt she know what was better for him?

Although his latest idea put her patience to the test.

ôForget it Ron.ö

ôCome on KP. I assure you that it will work.ö

ôIÆm sorry Ron but I fail to see how me wearing that form fitting, revealing and bad taste uniform is going to help us fight crime!ö Said Kim while holding the ægarmentÆ as it had something dangerous inside.

ôYou fail to see the big picture KP. With this youÆll be distracting the bad guys in such a way that they would leave several openings in their defenses and will be easier to defeat.ö

ôUhum, distracting.ö Said Rufus with a tailor measuring tape hanging from his shoulders.

ôBesides Shego agrees with me.ö

ôHe is right princess.ö Said Shego while dressing a provocative version of her old uniform. ôBesides is very comfortable. Or is little Kimmie scared of showing too much skin?ö

ôAlright...ö Said a defeated Kim. ôà IÆll use it. But only once! And if it doesnÆt work then is the fire for this abomination!ö

Shego and Ron just smiled.

***

When Master sensei asked Yori to pick up the future Monkey Master for his stay in Yamanouchi Yori was already expecting a remarkable individual.

Although somebody like Stoppable-san was not the first thing that came in her mind when she thought of a hero.

But how he had proved her wrong!

While at the beginning he had very little skills to speak of, he gradually got better. His hard work proved how focused he was on his task.

And there was also the fact that his American style humor made everything very lighthearted, even in the harshest of trainings.

He had not only proved that he was the true Monkey Master by using the Lotus Blade and defeated Monkey Fist using his Mystical Monkey Ninja abilities but had also asked to stay for one more week in order to improve even more! A request that Master Sensei approved immediately.

She also had to admit that she was glad that he had decided to stay.

He still had a long way to go to master the ninja arts but he was well on his way of becoming the true Monkey Master that the prophesies spoke of.

And it would be her honor helping him in all aspects that he needed.

ôYori, are you sure that I need to be naked for this exercise?ö

ôOf course Stoppable-san. ItÆs necessary in order for you to acquire the awareness of your surroundings.ö

ôAnd you need to be naked too?ö

Yes, an honor indeedà

***

ôSo when are the boys coming back?ö

ôFor the 100th time in this hour Monique, he is coming back in a week.ö

ôWhy did he said that his stay in Japan was extended?ö

ôHe said that an 'unforeseen circumstance' arose and he had to stay one more week.ö

ôWhat kind of circumstance?ö

ôHe didnÆt say but considering his recent actions and the fact that he is in Japan the æcircumstanceÆ is most likely a brunette.ö

ôArenÆt you being a little harsh with him?ö

ôHarsh!? Monique he is dating several girls and nobody seems to care?ö

ôDown girl, thatÆs between him and the girls, why is it bothering you that much anyway? Are you jelling?ö

"jelling?"

"Jealous."

ôMe? Jealous?! Ha! DonÆt make me laugh! I am not jealous at all, I do not care which girls he is dating or the fact that he is so busy that I havenÆt had a Ron night in months or that he used to tell all the details of his dates before oràö

ôHi girls how is it going?ö Said a recently arrived Shego while sitting with Monique and Kim in Bueno Nacho.

ôNothing new, only Kim in one of his denial rants.ö

ôI am not in denial!ö

ôWhich one she used this time? The one were she doesnÆt care or the one were she says that Ron is a typical Macho?ö

ôThe one were says she is not jealous.ö

ôOh! Yeah! That one is new isnÆt it? She just came up with it last month.ö

ôAt the rate that she is using it, it will stop being new in a week.ö

ôHey! I am sitting right here! Do not talk as if I wasnÆt present!ö

ôDo not feel bad Kimmie, if Ron forgets about you remember that I am always available.ö Said Shego wile hugging Kim.

ôSHEGO!ö

ôRelax Kim, You know that Shego is only kidding. IsnÆt it true Shego?ö

ôYeah, sure, only kidding here Kimmie, you now that I am not into women...ö

ôGood.ö

ôOnly into youàö

ôSHEGO!ö

ôWow, Asian stud at 3 oÆclock.ö Said Shego with a wistle. ôWho is the hottie?ö

ôWho?ö Monique turned. ôOh, itÆs just Hirotaka. You interested?ö

ôArenÆt you?ö

ôNah, he isnÆt my type.ö

ôHe isnÆt your type? You shoved me away in the movies in order to sit next to him!ö Said an angry Kim.

ôThat was then, before I really get to know him better.ö

ôWhat? Is he a freak?ö

ôNah, he is a good guy, he is justà somewhatàö

ôDull.ö Finished Kim.

ôWell if you want you can go out with him once. To see if he is your type.ö

ôYou should hurry, I heard that Bonnie was after him.ö

ôKim, girl, you should be keeping an ear on the gossip vine more often. Bonnie is not seeing him anymore.ö

ôReally? Oh well, I guess he is available then Shego.ö

ôNah. If he has been dropped more times than a basketball then he is not my type. Oh well, there will be others.ö

ôI am not interested in others.ö Said a sad Kim ôI am only interested in Roàö Kim stopped when she realized what she was about to say.

ôYou are only interested inàö Said Shego and Monique in chorus.

ôIn Roàaming the earth defeating evil guys in every corner of the planet!ö

ôAha, and The Nile is just more than a river in said planet.ö

ôOwàö Said a defeated Kim.

ôBy the way Kimàö continued Monique. ôWhen are the boys coming back?ö

***

Felix Renton considered Ron Stoppable as one of his best friends.

While it was true that the guy had changed somewhat in the last months he still was able to see the same old Ron.

ôWhat theà That wasnÆt what I told my character to do! I commanded it to do a jump and a kick not a kick and a spin! The frequencies of the wireless must be crossed again.ö

Who else could always blame the wireless due to his mistakes? That didnÆt mean that he didnÆt notice his changes.

And what was wrong with changing? He had already improved a lot due them, and the girls? Well that wasnÆt much an issue for Felix.

ôHello Ronald! Is nice to see you here again!ö

ôHe-hello Mrs. Renton.ö

As long as they didnÆt include his motherà

ôI already told not to be so formal around here Ron.ö

ôO-ok madam.ö

It was not that he suspected Ronà But the way that he behaved around his mother was suspicious.

ôRon, is everything ok?ö

ôUh? Oh! Yeah, IÆm fine, no problem at all!ö

ôYou sure?ö

ôYeah, 100% fine and dandy, right Rufus?ö

ôRight!ö

ôOk, if you say soàö

ôGood, now you have to let me challenge you once more to vindicate myselfàö

ôAs long as the signals of the wireless arenÆt crossed.ö

ôOh, youÆll pay for that!ö

ôBring it on Stoppable!ö

ôBy the wayà is your mom seeing someone?ö

ôRON!ö

ôMade you look! Ha! Point for me!ö

ôThat was low Ron.ö

ôHey in war and loveàö

ôNow the gloves comes offàö

ôBring it Pal!ö

ôEat flamethrower Stoppable!ö

ôSoà is she?ö

ôRON!ö

***

The Doctor Cyrus Bortel was Ecstatic. He had made progress in leaps and bounds since he had the financial support of a silent investor.

Before him he had to sell his inventions trough the net to one of the several of the Government agencies in order to get enough founding but since that guy appeared everything was better including his lab security (he was surprised that he had only one break in before the investor appeared. Luckily that Possible Girl was able to solve the problem).

He even had the support of GJ and that was something!

Now he had just completed the Moodulator and was sending the prototype, along with the specifications to GJ so they could give them to his investor. He just had to send the confirmation trough e-mail.

ôAnd now the marathon of the Fearless Ferret awaits!ö

***

ôCome on Rufus! KP and Shego are waiting for us.ö Said Ron to his best Animal Friend while getting ready for a mission.

ôLook, lookàö said the small rodent pointing to RonÆs computer screen.

ôUh? WhatÆs that buddy? Mmmà ok, so this Bortel guy is sending you his latest invention. A æmoodulatorÆ? What is that supposed to do?ö

ôDonÆt knowö

ôOh wellà at least it canÆt be worse than what Henchco sends you weekly.ö

ôHey!ö

ôWell I still donÆt like the idea that you are the owner of the main supplier for bad guys.ö

ôFormer.ö

ôOk, æformerÆ supplier of bad guys. And donÆt get me wrong, I am glad that these inventions will never see the light of dayàö Said Ron while holding a black helmet with a tag that said Attitudinator. ôBut I still think that you should have destroyed the company after you bought it.ö

ôInvestment.ö

ôYeah I concede that you increased several times over the 99,000,000 of the Naco Royalties with the investments but I would have preferred that we just used it to destroy the bad guys instead of buying them.ö

ôLate.ö

ôYouÆre right! WeÆll be late.ö Said Ron remembering that he still had things to do.

ôComing.ö Said Rufus while reading another e-mail confirming that Rufus now was the new owner of Bueno Nacho and Co.

He might no be eating that much junk food anymore but that didnÆt mean that he didnÆt appreciate the good things in life.

Now the question was when to tell Ron the news?

He was his partner so he had to be informed.

But he also didnÆt want to lose the first year of profits in the stomach of Ron during the celebration dinner.

***

ôWade.ö

ôYes Kim?ö

ôYou sure that Ron is in the space center right now?ö

ôAnd are you sure that this is any of your business?ö

ôWadeà I am just worried about Ron, he told me that he would meet me at Bueno Nacho tonight after leaving the space center but itÆs 9 pm and he hasnÆt appeared yet.ö

ôWell, as I told you before, the chip shows a strong signal coming from the space center so he must still be there.ö

ôAnd the security cameras?ö

ôWellàö Wade turned to see one of his monitors.

Ron: ôVivian?ö

Vivian: ôYes honey?ö

Ron: ôAre you sure that we need to be in our underwear while working with these devices?ö

Vivian: ôRonnie, whoÆs the expert in robotics here?ö

Ron: ôWell, you butàö

Vivian: ôSo I guess that I know what I am talking about when I say that normal clothing produces too much harmful static electricity for the integrated circuits.ö

Ron: ôYeah butàö

Vivian: ôRonnie donÆt be a crybaby. Learn from your petàö

Rufus: ôYeah! Naked!ö

Ron: ôWell thatÆs not fair. He is used to it!ö

Vivian: ôWell then stop complaining honey and help me with this panel.ö

ôWADE!ö

ôYes Kim?ö

ôThe surveillance cameras?ö

ôOh yeah the camerasà they are under maintenance so I canÆt use them.ö

Wade didnÆt like to lie to Kim but he thought that it would be better if he kept this a secret from her.

Ron: ôVivian, I donÆt think that there is enough space for both of us here.ö

Vivian: ôOf course there is, we have just to press to each other a little bit. Uhm! See?àö

Ron: ôUhà yeahà I seeàö

Definitely better if he kept it a secret.

ôWade, why is there blood coming from your nose?ö

ôUmà pressure. The pressure is getting kind of high on my room so IÆll have to release some valves. It will take some time so IÆll call you later, ok?ö

ôOk, bye wade.ö

ôBye Kimà Phew the things that I do for you Ron.ö

Ron: ôVivian, donÆt move so much, there is not enough space here.ö

ôBut thatÆs what friends are foràö

***

ôYouÆve arrived too late Kim Possible!ö Said a menacing Drakken (well, as menacing as he can be in hip hop clothes) on the American Super Star stage ôI am already on national tv and soon the whole world will buy my shampooà and when they use it their will be under the control of Doctor Drakken!ö

ôWell done Drakken. But I donÆt think they will be buying them after what you have just said.ö Said Ron behind a tv camera.

ôWeÆre live right now?ö

ôYep!ö Exclaimed Rufus while wearing a floor manager headset.

ôDamn you Kim Possible! Damn you and your buffoonish friend whose name I never remember.ö

ôHis name is Ron.ö Said Shego behind Drakken. ôand stop pretending you donÆt remember his name. You know it already!ö

ôShego!? YouÆre working for them?ö

ôSorry Dr. D. If is of any consolation this is nothing personal. Is strictly business.ö Said Shego while socking him one.

ôHow does it feel to be on this side?ö Asked Ron.

ôLet me tell you, IÆll never thought that it would feel this good. And I was a heroine before becoming villain!ö

ôYou see fighting for good is great!ö Added Kim.

ôNo, is not thatàö

ôMaybe is seeing KP in the form fitting uniform everyday.ö

ôRON!ö

ôNah, isnÆt that either, although is a nice bonusàö Said Shego with a leer.

ôMaybe is the teamwork?ö Said a blushing Kim.

ôOh, Kimmie is getting attached to little Shego... Give me a hug!ö

ôShego!ö

ôHey, with æDr. D.Æ gone we have no closing act! ô Said the showÆs director. ôYou have to help us!ö

ôBut we havenÆt prepared anything.ö Said Ron.

ôHere!ö Said Rufus giving Ron a piece of paper.

ôMy homework? do you want me to sing my homework on national tv?... Ok! Hey girls we have to put a show.ö

ôAnything to get Shego off me. What are we going to do?ö

Rufus and I call ità The Naked Mole Rat Rapàö

***

ôStoppable-san once again youÆve proven your bravery.ö Said a proud Yori after Ron, Kim and Shego helped her to rescue Master Sensei from Monkey Fist.

ôThanks to you, Kim Possible andà Shego, was it?ö Said Master Sensei.

ôThatÆs how everybody calls me.ö Answered Shego.

ôThanks to all of you I can return to the Yamanouchi school.ö Finished with a bow the elder ninja.

ôSorry if we were harsh on you earlier.ö Said Kim while Shego just rolled her eyes. ôIsnÆt that right Shego.ö

ôYeah, yeah what Kimmie said. Those couple of plasma shots were just a sort of greeting.ö

ôIn any caseàö continued Kim. ôWhat exactly is the sitch between you and Stoppable-san.ö

*Cough* jelling *cough* said Shego.

ôA bond of honor.ö

ôYeah, butàö Kim hadnÆt even finished talking when Yori gave a peck to Ron in the cheek.

ôStoppable-san until the day we again meet. IÆm very interested in continuing your awareness training.ö

A nervous Ron giggled. ôHe, he, that was Japanese for Goodbye.ö

ôAnd the ætrainingÆ?ö

ôA completely honest to god ninja arts training.ö

Yori Giggled too. ôOh Stoppable-san. You and your American style of avoiding women troubles.ö

An helicopter arrived were they were standing.

ôNow it is time for us to go.ö

And with a bow Yori and Master Sensei left on the chopper.

ôDo you really thing that Yori likes me, likes me?ö

ôSee it in this way stud. The girl wouldnÆt mind being lost with you in the woods any of these days.ö Said Shego.

ôOh man! And I thought that my life was complicated enough... Shall we go?ö

ôSure Ron.ö

While climbing down the mountain Shego whispered to Kim.

ôIf I were you I would keep my eyes open for ninja girl.ö

ôFor the first time Shego, we agree.ö

***

It had been a long way but Kim was finally at the Prom. This night was special in several ways.

First, next year would be her last in high school and a chapter of her life would be over.

Second, she would be free of ShegoÆs insinuations for one night. That girl had developed some serious issues since working with them.

And third, she would finally be telling Ron what her real feelings were.

Yes, she had finally admitted ità she loved Ron Stoppable and tonight she would tell him.

She just hoped that it wouldnÆt be too late.

The rumors had grown so much that she just couldnÆt stand it! She had admitted to herself what were her true feelings and now she would go for broke!

And if any of these other Bimbos appearedà then she would show them.

She knew him first damn it!

So far everything went according to plan. They met at her house, left for the Prom, the people even clapped when they saw them together (although she couldn't avoid to seeà some sad faces among the audienceà)

And then under the dim light she kissed himà

It was magicalà

***

It was terrible!

Ron didnÆt expect it to go this way.

When he got the memories back he made plans with Rufus using their new found knowledge to defeat the evil guys even before they acted.

While Rufus had the secondary goal of losing wight (It didnÆt matter how much Ron insisted that he became a gigantic, angry and æfatÆ monster only due to his evil twin the little guy would not abandon the idea of the diet) He had the secondary goal of finally getting a girlfriend.

And he had 13 options to choose from!

Well, 12. He didnÆt really thought of FelixÆs mom as an optionà no matter how well she lookedà

He didnÆt even considered Kim, Shego and Yori as options either.

KP was his best friend and trying a relationship with her would be wrong, great but wrong.

Shego was... well, evil and besides she was more into KP than in him soà no.

Yori seemed like a great gal but he felt that it was more admiration than anything else so she was out.

Even then he 12 other options and, being Ron, he tried his luck with all of them. He didnÆt want 13 wives, that was a æGreat BlueÆ thing and he didnÆt want to go down that road. He thought that with his luck he might get one girl out of the deal. It never crossed his mind that he might get all of them interested in him.

Boy, had he been wrong!

After his kiss with KP during the prom he heard several feminine sobs coming from the audience.

They he saw several girls (Tara, Moniqueà even Bonnie!) crying.

He felt so bad. He only wanted a girlfriend and now he had broken in pieces the hearts of people that he considered his friends!

And now that he thought about it several other girls in his life would react the same way when they knew what happened.

And what about KP? He really liked her but going with her now, after everything that he has done... it felt wrong.

And what about Shego? At first he only blackmailed her joining to team possible because he felt he owed something to the Shego of the alternate future. But as the days go by Shego was slowly but surely becoming the Shego of that Future! If she saw KP devastated she would be angry, would go on a killing spree (with him as the first target) and all the good work that she had done would go down the drain.

And what about his own training? He had improved a little bit but it wasnÆt enough! By this time he expected to have all the abilities of The Great Blue but not only he was still mediocre at robotics he still couldnÆt control his MMP like him! (he could fight but couldnÆt get that cool blue battle aura that his other self controlled at will).

And what about the Lowardians? In any moment they would come looking for The Great Blue and put the earth in danger.

Then again, he wasnÆt evil nor blue so the possibilities of they coming were very low.

So at least one thing had gone rightà

***

ôSo this is The Great Blueö Asked Warhok to Warmonga.

ôHe seems to be. His features fulfill the prophesy.ö Said Warmonga while watching the screen.

DR. Drakken: ôI am already on national tv and soon the whole world will buy my shampooà and when they use it they will be under the control of Doctor Drakken!ö

ôAt least he shows the right attitude. Go Warmonga and confirm that he is truly The Great Blue.ö

***

To be Continuedà?
 

Damon Baxter

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Ok, here is the next part:

***

CRASH

A state-of-the-art ultrasonic drill opened a hole on the roof of the guarded room.

ôHa!, No Top Secret underground science facility can hide from Professor Dement-Uff!ö

The mad man monologue was interrupted due to a kick to gut courtesy of an angry, scantly dressed and red haired teen heroine.

ôKim Possible! But how-Ouch!ö

The question was interrupted by the clenched fist of said angry, young cheerleader.

ôHey! Leave our boss alone!ö Said DementorÆs henchmen and getting ready to fight butà

ôHey that hurts!ö

ôOw, my face!ö

ôOh my spleen! Why is it always the spleen?ö

They found themselves being beaten to a pulp by the angry, green eyed girl.

ôWe surrender!ö

ôStop the pummeling!ö

ôGet her off me!ö

Was it mentioned that she was angry? Because she was.

And, who could blame her? After what she considered the most romantic night of her life she had her world fall apart when Ron Stoppable said the words that nobody that knew him more than a few minutes would even consider to be part of his vocabulary.

æI love youà as a friendàÆ

Of course, nobody will say that Kim Possible was not a reasonable person. So she took his rejection in a civilized manner, agreed to remain friendsà even accepted his request to still be part of her world-saving team.

ôSomebody save us!ö

It didnÆt mean that she couldnÆt take her rightful female anger in another targetà and Dementor and his men were the unfortunate guys to be on the receiving end this night.

ôThe Girl is out of control!ö

ôSomebody do something! Anything! Please!ö

ôStop it! I will not do anything evil anymore, I swear!ö

Meanwhile Ron Stoppable along with a forced recruited Shego found themselves the unwilling witnesses to æthe anger management exerciseÆ of Kim Possible.

ôRonaldàö Said Shego after noticing how Kim twisted a henchmanÆs spine in a way that would leave him bedridden for a long time. ôà We need to talk.ö

ôSure.ö Answered a slightly sickened Ron ôUhmà ShouldnÆt we stop her?ö

ôNah, she is not causing them any permanent damage so let her have some more fun. And something tells me that she really needs it.ö

ôIf you say soàö Finished Rom while squirming to the vision of a particular painful action of Kim towards Dementor.

ôNo, not the face! Anywhere but the face! Qw! MOMMY!ö

***

ôSo let me see if I got this rightàö Said Shego with a slight slur after her fourth bottle of hard liquor in the last hour. ôà Kimmie declares her unconditional, eternal and complete love to youà and you say æNo thanks, I want to remain only friendsÆ?ö

ôBasically, yeah.ö Answered Ron while looking at his still untouched first drink of the night and wondering why he hadnÆt been carded for it yet (then again this was a bar that Shego seems to frequent so he guessed that, as long as you had the money, you could be 12 and still drink the poison of your choice)..

ôAre you gay?ö

ôWhat? No! No madam, I am straight as an arrow. My preferences reside on the female segment of the population.ö

ôDonÆt you like her?ö

ôItÆs not that I donÆt like heràö

ôThenà WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!ö

ôItÆs just, itÆs justà that I donÆt feelà worthyàö

ôWhaàö

ôI meanà She is KP you know. Straight A student, head cheerleader, Teen heroine, and I amàö

ôThe guy that she is interested in.ö Said Shego while grabbing another bottle. ôAnd donÆt you dare to sell yourself short kiddo. I know you, and I know that youÆre a great guy yourself.ö

ôThatÆs the alcohol talkingàö Said Ron. ôà Besides, even if what you say is true. I am too dirty to be with KP.ö

ôDirty? What, you got an illness or something?ö

ôNo. I am justà feeling dirty you know. IÆve dated several girls andà it just doesnÆt feel right to go steady with KP afterwardsà She deserves somebodyà I donÆt knowà pure.ö

ôAha, and I am really considering reforming. Seriously Ronster you are thinking too much. Kimmie wants you, blemishes and all, so why the hell just not go steady with herà unless youÆre thinking of going out with more than one chick.ö Continued Shego with a leer.

ôGoing out with more than one girlàö Said a wide eyed Ron.

ôAha! I knew it! Ron Stoppable is a horny dog all right! Woof, woof, woof!ö

ôSee! ThatÆs exactly why I shouldnÆt be dating anybody!ö Said Ron while hitting the table and spilling his warmed drink. ôThey just get to the wrong conclusions!ö

ôSo, you havenÆt even considered it?ö

ôItÆs not that I havenÆt thought about it.ö

ôThatÆs my Ronnie! Woof, woof, woof!ö

ôBut I havenÆt considered it as a real option! I mean, how could it work? ItÆs a recipe for disaster!ö

ôYou only need æexperienceÆ my boy, the rest will follow.ö

ôNo. I wonÆt do it. The whole dating thing was a bad idea. From now on Ron Stoppable will not date anybody, at all!ö

ôNo matter how hot the girl?ö

ôIt wonÆt matter.ö

ôEven if is more than one girl?ö

ôE-even if is more than one girl!ö

ôAt the same time?ö

ôUhàö Ron swallowed hard ôEven if that impossibility happened, I wonÆt change my mind.ö

ôEven if one of them was Kimmie? Offering herselfà with several other girlsà willingly?ö

ôEhàö a small drop of blood flowed from RonÆs nose. ôà Even if that were the case, IÆll remain strong!ö

ôI donÆt know if youÆre too noble or too dumbàö Said Shego while finishing her bottle. ôà I still say that a little æhands-on-experienceÆ might make you change your mind. If you want you could æpracticeÆ with me.ö

ôHow drunk are you?ö

ôDrunk enough for you to try but not enough so you feel guilty afterward.ö

ôNoà sorry but no.ö

ôI was just sayingàö Said Shego while Ron let go a sigh. ôà but in case you change your mindà you know were to find me.ö

ôSHEGO!ö

***

Bonnie Rockwaller wanted something.

And, as usual with her, whenever she wanted something she made sure to get it.

The problem here is what she wantedà

She wanted Ron Stoppable.

Now, in the past, she might have gone on and on about how she could get any guy she wanted with a minimum effort from her part.

But this wasnÆt the case with Stoppable.

The guy had proven to be a prize, something that she had to get, but it wouldnÆt be easy.

The advantage that she had of seeing him? Gone. Suddenly Ron wasnÆt going out with anybody, not even her. She didnÆt understand the change but it seemed that his unavailability had generated the wrong type of reaction that Ron expected.

The girls suddenly wanted him more.

In her case it wasnÆt so much about how æa prizeÆ he had become. It was more a case ofà needing him.

Yeah, she was shocked about that too when she realized it!

It seemed that during their conversations (that happened more often as time went by) she had come to trust the guy. She even confided him her secret feelings of inferiority about her sisters!

But even then she really hadnÆt thought much of it. She dated other boys and knew that he was dating other girls and thought that everything was going smoothly.

Until Bonnie saw Kim Possible kiss him on the Prom.

At that moment Bonnie felt a knot in her stomach, a pain in her heart and found herselfà crying.

The next day, when she heard that they decided not to æbecome an itemÆ she was relieved.

However when Bonnie tried to get Ron to go out with her she discovered that Ron had decided not to date anybody for a while.

Of course she knew how this would end.

With Ron momentarily out of the dating market, Kim would take advantage of their æsaving the worldÆ time together to get even closer to him.

Well Bonnie would be damned if she let this happen!

First she would try to get closer to Ron by doing things for him. Things that will make him attracted to her.

And it would begin by including him in the football team.

***

Tara was disappointed.

In the time that she had been ædatingÆ Ron (although he never called it like that) she thought that she was making some progress.

But after Kim kissed him on the prom all her hopes came crashing down.

Even if Ron kept saying that they were not a couple Tara knew better. With all their past, the whole best friends thing and the saving the world part Kim was the one that Ron would most likely end with.

But that didnÆt mean that she would take this lying down!

People thought that she was a nice girl, but the time that she had spent with Ron made her see that she would not find anybody like him, ever. And that made her dangerous.

First she would not give Kim the energy drink that she shared with her after practice. Instead she would only give herà plain water.

And Bonnie? Well she had showed some interest in her man too so she would feel her wrath!

Next time that she asked to share her sandwiches during lunch time she would have a special one for herà the one with regular mayo instead of the low fat one!

Yeah, that will show them that she could play dirty too.

***

ôWhat do you think of this model Monique?ö Asked Kim to her friend and primary fashion consultant about a dress in Club Banana.

ôNice girl, definitely nice. So how much does it cost?... Oh no. Sorry but no.ö

ôToo expensive?ö

ôKim for that price it better comes with a matching boyà in tuxedo. But is a very nice one never the less. I think IÆll add it on my æfor laterÆ list.ö

ôWhatÆs with you and that æfor laterÆ list?ö Asked the red haired teen while hanging the expensive dress back. ôYou havenÆt bought anything here for a long timeà a least not while I am here.ö

ôWell, you might say that itÆs a little secret of mine way to keep my expenses short.ö Answered Monique with a smile.

The secret was actually that she could find those very same dresses in Smarty Mart at a fraction of the price that she found them here. The only difference is that they didnÆt have the Club Banana label, but she could live without it. She however doubted that Kim could.

And she had to thank it all to a certain freckled blond. Pity that she was not seeing him in any æfashionÆ date or any GWA event.

She never thought that would miss his company so much.

Wonder what she could do in order to see him againà

ôCome on Monique. Spill it. Friends are not supposed to keep secrets from each otheràö

ôWellà we could make an agreementàö Monique smile grew wider.

***

ôYou are so tense Stoppable-san. The knots on your shoulder are gigantic.ö Said a certain Japanesse girl while giving a massage to the freckled boy.

ôUhmà Yori. ShouldnÆt we, I donÆt know, be training?ö

ôIf your mind and hearth are not fully into training then no progress can be truly achieved.ö

ôBut, you only come here once a monthàö said Ron while blushing, this girl really had magical fingers. ôà ShouldnÆt we take advantage of it?ö

ôRon-san! I didnÆt knew that you were interested in my like thatàö Said Yori in mocked surprise.

ôWith training! I meant training!ö Corrected Ron quickly.

ôOf course that it was training.ö Said Yori between giggles. ôI am just æpulling your legÆ as you Americans say. I want to learn more about your American style humor.ö

ôYeah right, ha haö Said Ron with a weak laugh.

Really, if it were up to Ron he would have cancelled the monthly MMP training with Yori as he did with the robotic lessons with Vivian but Master Sensei insisted so much, he even offered to send Yori monthly to Middleton so Ron wouldn't have to go the trouble of going to Japan. And he really felt that his progress in said art was lackingà as with everything else.

Also he was afraid of asking for another æteacherÆ due to the æawarenessÆ training. If what Yori had said was true and both had to be naked for it then Yori was a better option than a hairy man (especially if that hairy man ended up being Master Sensei).

And talking about the æawarenessÆ trainingà

ôYorià shouldnÆt you wear, likeà somethingà while you are giving me this massage? Since we are not actually trainingàö

ôRon-san, the awareness training is something that must be done constantly until you reach the desired level. Why I would be doing you a dishonor if I didnÆt follow trough it completely.ö Added the Japanese naked ninja with a smile.

ôIf you say soàö

***

ôDr. Porter?ö Asked the Doctor James Timothy Possible to her young subordinate when entering her lab.

ôYes Doctor Possible?ö asked back a slightly glum Doctor Vivian Porter while writing something on her notepad.

ôIÆve noticed certainà changes in you lately.ö Continued the good Doctor while scratching the back of his neck. ôAnd frankly they worry me and the board of directors.ö

ôWhat kind of changes?ö Answered the blond girl, still taking notes.

ôWellàö

The doctor Possible wanted to mention that, for example, instead her usual ælivelyÆ look (mini skirts and tank tops, perfect hairdo and make up, energetic personality, etc.) now she looked likeà she had just got off the bed (disheveled hair, bags under the eyes, sleepy attitude, long slacks and t-shirts, etc.)

ôà I just noticed that you donÆt look the way that you usually do.ö

But he couldnÆt find the words.

ôAre you dissatisfied with my work?ö Answered Vivian, never looking up from her clipboard.

ôItÆs not thatàö While it was true that her productivity had decreased lately her work was still ways ahead of most the Scientists on the space center.

ôThen?ö

ôItÆs thatà we were kind of worried about you.ö That was true. Although the board could be a pain in the backside sometimes, they were actually nice people. And they had to admit that, although distracting, the former attitude and looks of Dr. Porter was way better than the almost depressive look that she had lately.

ôAnd we were wondering if maybe there is something that we could help you withà maybe a problem of some kindàö

Personally, Dr. Possible kind of had an idea of what could be the cause.

Dr. Porter had to began to act like this since Ron decided to stop with the tutoring (with the excuse that he didnÆt had enough time anymore). And although he admitted of not knowing much about the interaction between boys and girls (his wife was the expert there), the fact of her sudden change was after Ron left, and that her reports always had her name and RonaldÆs inside a hearth drawn somewhere were clues that he couldnÆt just ignore.

And while the idea of her and Ron having æsomethingÆ was ridiculous (it is Ronald after all, what could he be doing with a girl? the doctor doubted that Ron would even know what to do) the possibility existed.

ôDonÆt worry Doctor Possibleàö Answered Vivian finally looking in his eyes and giving him a smile. ôEverything is fine. ItÆs just a slump that IÆm going trough at the time.ö

ôOk, but if there is something that you need just let me know.ö Said the Rocket scientist while leaving the lab.

ôI willàö Answered Vivian while watching her boss leave. ôOk, where were we Ron-matic.ö

A Robot with the face, completion and even the voice of Ron came from a door.

ôYou were planning how to get Ron Stoppable to be with you during his school hours or sleeping time while I take his place.ö Answered the advanced machine while wearing the same set of clothes that Ron used.

ôRight!ö She said while still writing on her clipboard. ôSo now, which one of our two options would be better? I still need time to pretty myself before he arrives you know. The doctor is right, I look terrible!ö

The robot was so advanced that could even sweat drop at this.

***

ôSo who should date Brittina?ö Asked Ron to his best animal friend while looking at the picture of the famous singer.

ôNo.ö Was the answer that he received from the arms crossed naked mole rat.

ôOh come on buddy, youÆve gotta help me find boys for this girls.ö

ôWhy?ö

ôBecause this not dating thing is not working as I expected. Or did you like the way Vivian replaced us for robotic copies in the school?ö

ôNo.ö

ôOr how we got æaccidentally locked upÆ with KP and Shego in that high security vault?ö

ôLocked upà bad!ö

ôOr how Brittina refuses to go in a tour unless we are present?ö

ôUhhhàö That worried Rufus since he was her manager along with the Oh Boyz.

ôOr the way that Bonnie, Monique and Tara look at us as we were a piece of meat and they were hungry wolves?ö

ôOnly you!ö

ôOk, it was only to me but you have to admit it was scary! Seriously pal, this not dating thing is going horribly wrong.ö

ôThen Date!ö Said an exasperated Rodent.

ôI promised not to! And I have to be strong!ö Rufus face palmed at that. ôBesides if they are like this now can you imagine how they would be when I choose somebody? They would be devastated! So in order to avoid this we need to get them a boyfriend to each one. And we need to do it before Valentines Day.ö

Rufus failed to see the logic in that but nodded his tiny head. He just couldnÆt understand the human custom of going in couples. Things would be easier if Ron just decided to date all of those girls. In his opinion, Naked Mole Rats were more open minded than humans.

ôSo going back where we wereàö Said Ron picking BrittinaÆs picture again. ôI think thisà Kevin Fedeàsomething. This Kevin is a good choice for boyfriend.ö

ôWho?ö

ôYou know the guyà the dancerà The one that moves like he had ants in his shorts.ö

ôOh!...ö Exclaimed Rufus when he remembered the guy. ôNo.ö

ôWhy not?ö

ôDonÆt likeö

ôYou didnÆt like Felix for Zita, Wade for Monique or Junior for Bonnie. You donÆt like anyone!ö

ôStillàö

ôOh manà This is going to take the whole nightàö

***

ôHello Kim Possible.ö Said the angry blue face on the Kimmunicator. ôPerhaps you recognize the nemesis that you left to rot in prison: Dr. Drakken, cell block D, home of the annoying cellmates.ö

ôHey itÆs Doctor D.!ö Said Shego who was standing next to Kim. ôHow has it being going Doctor D.?ö

ôShego! You traitor!ö continued Drakken. ôDo you have any idea of how long IÆve been in prison? Since youÆve been working for my hated teen enemy IÆve only been out of prison once. And when I was about to succeed with my brilliant brainwashing plan you came and threw me in prison again!ö

ôThe time you were trying to be æhipÆ while selling shampoo? Believe me. We did the world a favor by not letting you sing on stage.ö

ôI would have been a hit! You know how great I am during karaoke night. But anyway, you and Kim Possible soon will know my wrath!ö

ôHow?ö Said a smug Shego.

ôUhm, were was Ià evil geniusà in prisonà rotting, yes! The rotting!ö

ôSee Kimmie? Told you that he was easy making fun of.ö

ôMy new doomsday device will steal all the oxygen from the earthÆs atmosphere. And there is nothing you can do to stop me! Inà ehà T-minus 60 minutes andàGrrr, counting!ö

When Drakken noticed that the clock of his doomsday device was not ætickingÆ he proceeded to use his great genius to make it work.

BANG ôAnyàö BANG ôminuteàö BANG ônowàö BANG

He would hit it until it workedà hopefully.

ôAm I right or not Kimmie? This guy is pure mocking gold! Why donÆt you try to make fun of him too?ö

PING

ôI got it!ö

ôUh, sorry Kimmie, lost your mock window.ö

ôMaybe Prison has affected him more than we expected.ö Said Kim once the communication was over.

ôNah, he has always been like that.ö Added Shego.

Both of them were standing with Ron on the side of the football field of Middleton High during the half time checking a hit on KimÆs website that Wade confirmed to be DrakkenÆs.

ôWellàö said Ron while cracking his knuckles. ôà I think that IÆll have to explain the coach that his running back would be out of this game due to the world needing a savior.ö

ôActually stud.ö Said Shego to Ron while putting a hand on his shoulder. ôI think Kimmie and I can handle this by ourselves. ItÆs only Doctor D. after all. You go and finish the game, the team is counting in you.ö

ôUhmà Ok.ö

ôBesidesàö continued Shego without noticing that Ron had already agreed to her request. ôà we girls need some alone time now and then and kicking DrakkenÆs butt would be a great way to bond andà wait. Did you say OK?ö

ôYeah, I mean, itÆs OK if both of you go and deal with this by yourselves. I can sit this one out.ö

ôRonaldà Don't you even consider the possibility of me double crossing you with Doctor D.? I could even kidnap Kimmie in this situation if I want toö Said Shego while pointing to a slightly scared Kim. ôRemember me? Shego? Doctor DrakkenÆs evil side kick?.ö

ôNo. I know that you wonÆt.ö Said a relaxed Ron. ôMaybe in the past you would have but after what we have gone trough I can say thatà I trust you.ö

ôYouà trust me?ö said a surprised Shego.

ô100%.ö

ôReally?ö Said Shego while getting her face closer to RonÆs. ôNobody have ever trust me like thatà not even my family. And they are super heroes.ö

ôUhmà Shegoàö Said a now nervous Ron. ôPersonal spaceà being breachedà by youàö

ôShegoàö Said slowly Kim while crackling her knuckles.

ôPA PA TARAö Screamed a nervous Wade as soon as he found the vision of Shego cornering Ron.

ôWade!ö screamed Ron in relief at seeing Shego back off due to the surprise.

ôHey guys.ö Answered Wade while opening two suitcases that he was carrying. ôHere are your battle suits.ö

ôFINALLY! They took you so long to complete that I wondered if we were ever going to use them.ö Said Kim while taking out hers. ôBesides I was getting kind of tired of the skimpy oneà Hey! This looks exactly the same as the ones we are using!ö

ôShegoÆs request.ö Said Wade while giving Shego hers. ôShe said that they worked so well so far that it would be a pity to change the design.ö

ôYou have to keep using what works Kimmie.ö Said Shego shamelessly. ôAnd besides, I never get tired of seeing you in that little number.ö

While the face of Kim was red (of anger or shame nobody could really tell, not even Kim). Ron found an opening to leave.

ôWell guys, I leave everything to you. Good luck!ö

ôSee you Ronster! We wonÆt disappoint you!ö Answered a waving Shego.

ôBy the way Shegoàö Said a visibly angry red haired girl ôà why did you agreed to us doing this mission alone wile leaving Ron alone with thoseà flossies?ö

ôIÆm doing this for you Kimmie.ö Answered Shego while leaving the stadium. ôIf we solve this alone the Ron-man will notice that you are a strong independent girl and that you trust him enough to leave him alone. Making you different to the other girls!ö

ôI trust in HIM. Not so much in the other girls.ö

ôDonÆt worry Kimmie, youÆll see it will work.ö

***

ôShego, this is not working.ö Said Kim Possible while she and Shego were being pummeled by their rival.

They had no problem stopping Drakken or his later doomsday device. They had already destroyed the machine and most of DrakkenÆs lair.

The real problem was the angry, gigantic, green alien that kept calling Drakken Great Blue.

ôYeah, I kind of noticed that Kimmie. But donÆt worry, weÆll make it trough this.ö Said Shego sporting more than a few bruises. Even with the new battle suits the alien had proved to be too much for them.

ôHow?ö

ôHave faithàö Said shego with a smile.

ôHa! Ha! Ha! Kim Possible! You see? You are not all that after all! Go my new assistant, crush my teen opponent and that traitor former sidekick once and for all!ö

ôWarmonga listens and obeys, Great Blue.ö

And just as she was about to deliver the final attack a monitor turned onà

ôWere is the one called Warmonga?ö Said the Blue face of Ron Stoppable.

ôWho are you?ö

ôI am The Great Blue, El Conquistador. Boo-ya Ha Ha Ha!ö Said Ron with a flourish of his cape and a thunder on the background when he did his laugh. ôAnd I order you to go to Pluto and wait for my orders!ö

ôBut if he is The Great Blue thenàö Warmonga turned to Drakken who was running away.

ôYou lied to Warmonga!ö

ôItÆs cool! ItÆs cool! Come on chill out! IÆm blue, IÆm greatàö Drakken found himself lifted from the ground.

ôWarmongaaa!ö Were the last words of Drakken before was put on Lower Earth Orbit.

***

ôSpanking.ö Said Kim after Warmonga left (presumably to Pluto). ôBut how did youàö

ôJim and Tim are very good with make up and special effects.ö Said Ron while said twins appeared with flash lights and metallic sheets to simulate thunders.

ôI meant to say how did you know?ö

ôThat was me Kimmie.ö Said Shego while throwing the Kimmunicator back to Kim.

ôNice butà what happened to the æshow to be a strong and independent girlÆ part?ö Kim added the last part in a whisper in case Ron and the tweebs could listen.

ôSometimes even the strong and independent women just have to accept that they need help.ö Said an unconcerned Shego. ôbesides, boys love the damsel in distress part.ö

ôIf you say soàö

***

Ron was desperate.

Not only had his progress been slow now he had to worry about the Lowardians too.

He knew that the æPlutoÆ thing would only be temporary. They will come back and he had to be ready.

First he needed to train KP and Shego for the upcoming battle. If they had trouble with Warmonga they would have no chance against the Lowardian army. Maybe even give some tips to the rest of the girls too in case things became ugly.

Second, he would have to increase the MMP training. This once a month thing with Yori was definitely not working.

Third he would have to ask Vivian to accept teach him again. He needed to awake the evil genius of The Great Blue inside of him, minus the evil part of course. The twins and doctor Possible were great teachers butà he had to accept that Vivian was better.

He was afraid what her æacceptance feeÆ would beà

***

ôAre you sure that he asked you to wait in that frozen planetö asked Warhok to Warmonga via his communication device.

ôO-o-of course.ö Answered a visibly frozen Warmonga on his screen. ôWa-wa-waiting he-he-here must be so-so-some kind of punishment for co-co-confusing him!ö

ôI hope youÆre right.ö Said Warhok finishing the communication.

He didnÆt lied. He really hoped that it was The Great Blue the one that was punishing Warmonga.

He had no choice, he had already informed all the planets of the Galaxy of the imminent Lowardian invasion with The legendary Great Blue in charge.

The planets had already unified forces and began defense plans so if they did not find The Great Blue they would be the shame of the entire Galaxy.

And if that happened Warhok would be very angryà

And the planet Earth would pay the insolenceà

***

To be continuedà
 

Damon Baxter

Well-Known Member
#11
Sorry for the double post but here is the next part:

***

ôThere he is Kimmie!ö Screamed a scarcely dressed Shego to a similarly dressed Kim Possible.

ôI got him!à no, he got away.ö Answered the teen cheerleader.

They were right now training with Ron in a secluded private spot in the outskirts of Middleton.

How Ron got it or why he insisted so much in training with them lately was a mystery for both girls. But his seriousness when asking them this favor made clear that he wouldnÆt take a ænoÆ for an answer.

They thought that it had something to do with their recent skirmish with the Gigantic Green alien. Or at least thatÆs what they thought since Ron was not talking.

In any case they expected to get some answers from him during their training, after submitting him with a couple of well placed attacks of course.

Howeverà

ôShego! Behind you!ö

ôHiyaaà Damn! He dodged it again!ö

They had forgotten to take into account his æMad Running Skills.Æ

Normally Ron had the distinction of being a very difficult target to hit. Years of being the distraction during his missions with Kim had granted him that ability. Add to that intensive Ninja Training daily with Rufus and once a month with Yori and he had become in wellà a flubber powered missile.

ôHow the hell the Ron-man got so good?ö

ôI think that he was right when he said we needed the training. I donÆt remember being so tired in likeà ever.ö

ôHey Ronster! Time out! Kimmie and I need to take five!ö

ôBut we have only started!ö Answered the boy from the top of a tree.

ôRon give us a break, we are running ragged here!ö Answered Kim while leaning on a nearby rock.

While Ron could understand that they were tired he also knew that if they didnÆt improve, and fast, then the upcoming Lowardian invasion would be unstoppable (no pun intended).

So he had to find a way to make them keep trainingà

ôYou know if you get to catch meàö

Even if he didnÆt like it.

ôà IÆll do whatever you ask me to.ö

ôReally?à Anything?ö Said Shego with a leer.

ôLet the earth swallow me if I lie.ö Answered Ron.

ôWellà I might have a couple of ideas. What do you say Kimmie?ö Added Shego while licking her lips.

ôBring it on!ö Said a suddenly energized Kim Possible while jumping were Ron was located.

æDamn! What have I doneÆ though Ron while dodging both a frontal attack from Kim and a swipe from Shego.

ôYOUR HIDE IS OURS RONNIE!ö

***

ôSo, let me get this straightàö Said Bonnie Rockwaller to Ron Stoppable. ôà You want me to convince the cheerleader squad to train with you, Possible and that green psycho that you call team mate?ö

ôPretty please with cheery on the top?ö Said the freckled blond.

ôWhat is in it for me?ö

ôIf we manage to get the team in good shapeàö Said Ron with a grimace ôIÆll be your slave for a month.ö

Bonnie smiled. She would have done this for nothing as long she got to be on RonÆs good side and the cheerleader team would jump at the chance of being with the now popular Ron Stoppableà

ôMake it two months and itÆs a deal.ö

But that didnÆt mean that she couldnÆt take advantage of the situation.

ôDeal.ö

***

ôRon, honey, could you pass me that circuit board?ö Said Vivian Porter while dressed only in her underwear.

ôSure Vivian.ö Said with a sigh a man-thong wearing Ron Stoppable.

ôHow did you call me sweetheart?ö

Ron let go a bigger sigh.

ôI mean, as you ordered my sweet genius goddess.ö

Ron had no chance but to call her like that and wear the demeaning clothes. It was part of the arrangement that he agreed with Vivian in order to have her tutor him again.

ôThatÆs my boy. And do not forget to give a massage later. You know how stressed I get after working all day.ö

At this point Ron wondered if the tutoring was really that necessary.

And then he remembered the upcoming invasion.

ôIÆll not forget it my dear robotic bunny.ö

The sacrifices that he had to do.

***

It was a horrible vision for Monkey Fist.

The monkey ninjas that he had taken so long to train were no match for Ron when he used his improved MMP abilities against them. And that was even with a baby strapped to his front (and, he didnÆt fail to notice, a bag of flour strapped to his back).

ôNeverà threatenà Ron Stoppable SISTER!ö

Who would have guessed that the boy would be so angry when he attacked that little baby?

But not time to idle now. He was too close to achieve the final clue that would lead him to the secret location of The Mystical Monkey Weapon.

And the sweet irony that a bound Kim Possible (along with Yori and Shego) were risking their lives inside the active volcano in order to get the key for him was not lost to him.

But if he didnÆt deal with this kid before they came back then things would getà complicated.

ôOh, you dispatch the lackeys. But youÆll find the master more of a challenge. HIYAAAà uff!ö

A plasma blast found its way to Monkey FistÆs persona and pushed him to a stone wall.

ôKeep your paws away from our boy toy!ö Said Shego while her hands were still glowing green.

ôButà butà how? You were tied up!ö

ôPlasma hands, normal rope, not a good combinationàö said Kim while holding a burnt piece of rope.

ôDamn it! I knew that I had overlooked something.ö Were the last words of the monkey ninja before fainting.

ôNice babysitting work Ron.ö

ôNobody talks trash to my little sister.ö

ôNobody?ö

ôHuh, yeah, wellàö Ron was at a loss of words. He didnÆt take the arrival of Hanna in a positive light. After all he was already quite busy with the preparations for the imminent alien invasion so an adopted little sister would only be troublesà or at least that was what he thought at the beginning.

As more time pass he began to be attached to this little intruderà and he had began to feel real affection for her.

ôIÆm sorry about that Hanna.ö

ôHer real name? no more little intruder?ö

ôIntruder? Who would ever consider you an intruder?ö Said Ron while playing with little Hanna.

ôKimmieàö Said Shego to Kim in a low voice. ôIt is wrong if I find the Ronster behavior right now a real turn on?ö

ôShego, justà stop.ö Said as an answer the green eyed cheerleader.

ôThe scroll will be returned to the Yamanouchi school.ö Said Yori while approaching Ron. ôIts secrets will remain safe.ö

ôI guess you want the keys back too.ö

ôNo the shrines have been compromised and I canÆt think of a safer place to keep them than with Stoppable-san.ö Continued the young ninja. ô and, besidesà I can always check on them in our monthly trainings.ö

ôTrainings?ö Said Kim and Shego in chorus.

ôUh, ha, ha, funny story thereàö Said Ron while scratching his head. ôRemember to tell you about it one of this days.ö

ôWeÆre listening.ö Said both girls in chorus.

Ron suddenly felt the need to jump into the volcano.

***

ôYou sure you want to do this?ö Said Ron while standing in a corner of his houseÆs garage.

ôCompletely.ö Said Kim followed by a nod from Shego.

ôOK then.ö Said Ron while putting his hand behind the tool wall and pushing a secret button.

ôWhat theàö Exclaimed Shego when the floor began to lower.

ôDonÆt worry itÆs just an elevator.ö

ôAn elevator to where?ö

ShegoÆs answer came when the elevator reached the bottom and a gigantic underground lab appeared before her and KimÆs eyes.

When Ron finished explaining that he had been having several private training in not only MMP but also in Robotics and science they wanted to be part of those trainings as well.

After Ron explained that they still were not ready for the MMP training with him (a small white lie from his part) they insisted on him teaching them the scientific aspect of his training.

At first Ron wanted to refuse to the training but he had to admit that they were right; one of the main weaknesses of The Great Blue was his ambition so he kept all his secret and knowledge to himself. And, since Vivian had also told him that if he really wanted to dominate this subject he would have to try teaching his knowledge to other people, here was his perfect chance.

ôSo you really made all of this?ö exclaimed a surprised Kim.

ôWellà most of it. Doing your own stuff really reduces expenses.ö

ôAnd we are the first in seeing it?ö

ôWell, yeahà kind of.ö He said the last part in a low voice. Truth to be told the tweebs had come of couple of times already in exchange of some of their inventions. But they still were the first females to enterà besides Hanna of course.

ôSoàö continued Kim ôshall we begin?ö

Ron gulped. This was the part that he had been afraid.

ôItÆs still not too late to just forget the whole ideaàö

ôLook Ronàö Said a serious Kim ôI want to do this. I want to do what you do. I just wantà to be closer to you.ö That last part said just slightly louder than a whisper.

ôVery wellàö Said Ron while grabbing the hem of his shirt. ôLetÆs start.ö

ôRON! What are you doing?ö Said a red faced Kim when Ron finished taking off his shirt and began to remove his pants.

ôDonÆt interrupt him Kimmie.ö Said Shego while keeping her sight on Ron while strip tease music sounded in her head and wondering were she had left her dollar bills.

ôWellà you seeàö Said Ron while only in his boxers. ôThe electronic equipment that we are going to use is very sensitive to static electricity so we have toàö

ôBe nakedàö said a red Kim (and this comment is not about her hair).

ôWooho! Science rocks!ö Whistled Shego.

ôNO! noà we only need to beà in our underwear.ö

ôShegoà youÆve worked with Drakken. Did he used to be in only his underwear when working in his inventions?ö

ôNot that I remember.ö Said the former villain with a finger in her chin. ôBut then again, his inventions rarely worked how they were supposed to.ö

ôWellàö Said Ron while scratching the back of his neck. ôI think is a bad idea anyway. So just let me get dressed again and I can show you the exià KP? Why are you undressing?!!ö

There were several voices in KimÆs head telling her that his was wrong but all of them were silenced by the one that told him that this would let her be closer to Ronà more intimateà and maybeà in the futureà it could morph intoà

And then she noticed Shego undressing tooà

ôSHEGO! You were only going to accompany me to the door and leave me with Ron!ö

ôAnd miss this once in a lifetime chance? No way Kimmie!ö

ôAre you talking about seeing KP in her underwear?ö Said the tactless blond.

ôNah, I meant the science lesson. Drakken would never teach me anything and whenever he tried to explain something it would be sooo boring. This would be 10 times more interesting!...ö

ôPhew!ö Kim let go a long suppressed sigh.

ôàSeeing Kimmie in her undies is just a nice extra!ö

ôI should have seen it comingàö Said the red haired and under dressed girl.

***

ôHow the hell he moves so fast?ö Exclaimed Bonnie Rockwaller to no one in particular.

ôTold you that he was a slippery one.ö Answered Shego to the brunette cheerleader.

ôHe even managed to avoid my newest hunting Robot.ö Exclaimed Vivian Porter.

ôBut he is so fast! Not even a whole day of Aerobics and Gym leave me so tired.ö Added Brittina.

ôAt least you exercise regularly.ö Continued Monique. ôThe only exercise that I do is shopping.ö

ôCome on girls!ö Cheered Tara. ôWe are so close! If we work together we can make it!ö

They were located in the middle of what Shego ended up calling æThe Ronness training groundÆ

After a few sessions of independent training Ron thought that it would be a good idea to have a training session for everybody involved.

Unfortunately Shego also let know to the newcomers about RonÆs æpromiseÆ to the one that managed to capture him.

This led to a RonÆs hunting session.

For the girls it was a chance to get Ron to do... whatever it was they wanted.

For the boysà

ôSTOPPABLE! Come up here and face me like a man!ö

ôIt was an accident Felix! I swear that I slipped and fell on top of your mother by pure accident!ö

ôI donÆt care. NOBODY TOUCHES MY MOTHER!ö

ôCool Jim! Man hunt!ö

ôItÆs Great Tim! LetÆs try our latest battle armor against Ron!ö

ôHicka-bicka-booö

ôHoo-Sha.ö

Wellà they had slightly different reasons.

Ron would have complained (well, complained even more) if this hunting havenÆt proved to be incredibly effective.

His MMP skills have grown by leaps and bounds and his robotics skills also improved by having so many minds to bounce ideas.

So he could endure ità

ôThere he is!ö

ôCatch him!ö

As long as he could survive it.

***

Kim was not surprised of Ron being chosen Prom King.

She was not even surprised that Bonnie was chosen Prom Queen.

But when she found them lip locked during a presentation event, wellà

ôWHAT IS THE SITCH?ö

ôHey! I was the kiss-e here not the kiss-erö

ôNo kidding! It took you 12 stinking years to kiss me!... Wait a minute, I had to kiss you!ö

ôHey!ö

ôI donÆt know what are you up to but this is a new low, even for you!ö Said Kim while pointing an accusing finger to Bonnie.

ôYeah! You tell her Kimmie!ö

ôShego?ö Asked a surprised Ron.

ôHi Ron-man! How was the brunette?ö

ôNot now Shego!ö Said an angry Kim ôAnd youàö

ôYeah?ö

ôWell?ö

ôWellàö

ôDo you understand them?ö Asked Ron to Shego.

ôKind of. IÆm a girl after all but this new generation lingo is kind of weird thought.ö

ôLook Possible you hog all the cutie time for yourself and we only get the breadcrumbs so you better bet that IÆm going to play every card that I got.ö

ôAnd I should care becauseàö

ôItÆs not only me Possible, a lot of girls are in the same situation so you do something about it oràö

ôOràö

ôYouÆll regret it.ö

ôShegoàö Asked Ron again. ôWhy does KP looks kind of scared of Bonnie.ö

ôA desperate girl can be a very frightening thing Ronster. I am used to scare people and this girl gives me the chills.ö

ôI might have a suggestionàö suggested Kim.

Bonnie smirked.

***

ôThis is not what I had in mind.ö Complained Bonnie dressed only in her underwear.

ôYou said that you wanted to spend more time with Ron. Well, this is what he does with most of his time.ö Said an equally undressed Kim.

They were in the æsecretÆ (although that title might be considered only nominal at this point) lab of Ron below his house.

And, as Ron had requested, everybody was working in their robotic projectsà wearing only their underwear.

Although the only guy in the group was Ron (no way in hell Bonnie and most of the others would let other guys see them in their unmentionables) Bonnie didnÆt consider that a positive thing.

ôThatÆs a lovely set Monique, were did you got it?ö

ôTara, my girl, thatÆs professional shopper secret.ö

ôCouldnÆt you make an exception for us?ö

ôFor you Brittina, IÆll think about it.ö

Definitely not a positive thing at all with all those girls around.

ôYou know I am kind of enjoying this.ö Said Kim to Shego.

ôKimmie is beginning to see the sweetness of torturing peopleà IÆm so proud!ö

ôShego, stop it.ö

ôBy the way Kimmieàö Continued Shego without paying attention to KimÆs reply. ôIt is wrong if I am turned on by all this girls wearing only their undies?ö

Kim only face palmed.

***

ôPoor Han. So blissfully innocent and unprepared for your big showdown. No thanks to me.ö

Ron couldnÆt feel worse. During all this time that he had been training himself and others it never crossed his mind that his new baby sister would need his help. Most of the time that he spent with Hanna was used for FlippiesÆ videos and page turning lessons.

So when he came to the Yamanouchi ninja school in Japan in order to know the origins of Hanna (seeing her walking on the ceiling and discovering that she had roots on said ninja school made up his mind about the trip) and discovered that Master Sensei had arranged her adoption in his family so Ron could train her to face a Mystical Monkey Menaceà well, he reached a new type of low.

So now he was in a creek in the outskirts of the ninja school lamenting the fact that he hadnÆt taught her any ninja skills. Of course giving the fact that she still didnÆt dance or turned pages from books as he wanted convinced him of being a lousy teacher.

While Ron was ruminating about his own short backs Han came offering him a pebble with a gigantic smile.

ôHeyà thanks kiddoàö Said the big brother accepting the pebble.

Wellà maybe he was an awful teacher but at least he did something rightà

ôI guess, if nothing else, I taught you the value of a family that loves youà and the kind of dysfunctional relationship between my team matesàö

Ron picked up Han and laid her on the shore next to him.

ôWhoÆs a Bubba?ö Said the blond while tickling her tummy.

ôHe, he, he, Bubba.ö Said Hanna while moving her hand in a familiar way.

ôHeyà What did youà?ö

ôPageàö

ôHey! ThatÆs right! Page. Han, can you turn the page?ö

ôPageàö

Then Ron remembered a certain scene of an old movie were an old martial artist used everyday moves as fighting stances.

He threw a small pebble in HanÆs directionà.

ôPage!ö

And Hanna backhanded the pebble that ricochet in the rocks around.

ôHey!... woo!.. uuh!ö Ron barely dodged the round missile.

ôHan! You rock!ö He picked up his little sister. ôMaybe I was teaching you more than I realized.ö

ôBrother!ö Said Hanna while hugging the boy.

ôCome on sister. We have to show this to all!ö

***

ôWe owe you a great debt Stoppable-san.ö Bowed master Sensei on the screen.

ôAnd Kim Possible.ö Bowed Yori too.

ôAhem!ö Exclaimed a green skinned woman.

ôOhà hummà and you tooà hmmà Shego?... Was it?ö Said an apologetic Ninja Master.

ôNice to see that I am remembered.ö

ôAnd donÆt forget our newest addition to the team: little Han!ö Said Kim while pointing to a wall running ninja girl who wasà well, wall running on the StoppableÆs living room.

ôWe could never forget little Han.ö Said a smiling Yori.

ôYeah but my name, that they canÆt remember.ö Said a fuming Shego.

Granted it was Han that did most of the dirty work when the Yono attacked the Yamanouchi Ninja School while Shego and Kim were just stone statues. So she kind of deserved the credit.

Still, that doesnÆt excuse them of never remember her name. She was beginning to understand how Ron felt when Drakken never acknowledged him.

Even with that Shego had to admit that the little baby had also found a place in her heart. Right now she was just wondering if it was too soon to begin perverting the young Stoppableà

ôSo Stoppable-sanàö Continued Master Sensei on the screen. ôYori told me about the interest that your team mates have shown in your MMP training and I was wondering when will you include them?ö

ôWHAT? Ron told us that you said that we were not readyà Ron!?ö Said an angry Kim toà the empty seat next to her.

ôIt seems that Stoppable-san still uses his American style humor to escape uncomfortable situations with the women in his life.ö Said a giggling Yori.

ôYeah, it seems like that.ö Said Kim. ôSoà about this MMP trainingàö

***

ôAre you sure that we must be completely naked for this training?ö Said Kim Possible while disrobing in an empty hangar inside the ætraining areaÆ that they used.

ôIt is completely necessary if we want Ron-san to develop his MMP awareness in the least amount of time.ö Answered an already naked Yori.

ôWorks for me!ö Said an also naked Shego.

ôSo, Shego, you are interested in the MMP training too?ö Ron, who had his back to the girls (needless to say he was naked too).

ôNah. This time IÆm only in it due to the nakedness.ö Answered the shameless woman.

ôI think that IÆm slowly becoming a pervert since IÆm already considering this normal.ö Said a red faced Kim.

ôFINALLY! Kimmie has seen the light! Mission Accomplished!ö Screamed Shego while hugging Kim. ôNinja girl. I owe you big time! Remember me to share Kimmie and Ronnie with you once IÆm done corrupting them!ö

ôSHEGO!ö Screamed Kim.

ôUhmàö Said a red faced Yori. ôà It would be my honor?ö

ôI hope that that is only part of her training on the æAmerican style humorÆ.ö Said a surprised Ron to Rufus.

The Naked mole rat, wisely, remained silent.

***

This was it. The moment that Ron had dreaded for so long had come. The Lowardian army came to invade earth.

In graduation day no less!

The good newsà His team had avoided the bulk of it with the mad skills that they had acquired during the rigorous training these past months.

Even if KP was kidnapped (along with Drakken of all people!) they made good work of it. He invaded the Alien ship along with Shego and freed both Kim and Drakken.

Drakken even helped to save the earth with his weird mutant powers to control plants.

The bad newsà

ôDid you think that the most feared warrior in the galaxy could be defeated by flowers and children?ö

It wasnÆt enough.

Not only had Warmonga brought the bulk of the Lowardian army for the invasion. But this guy, Warhok, seemed invincible!

Not Drakken with his mutant powers, nor Shego with her new battle suit, nor the tweebs and Vivian with their battle robotsà Not even Kim.

Felix, Monique, Bonnie and the rest were holding up but just barelyà all the load fell on him and he wasnÆt that confident in æstepping up.Æ

While his robotics and inventions had improved (he had his own armor to prove it) it still was no match for the Lowardian technology.

His MMP had improved too but he still was not the fighting machine that The Great Blue proved to be. He still hadnÆt developed that blue battle aura or the mystical force that Sensei used.

ôStoppable-sanàö

And speaking of the devil.

ôSensei?ö

Ron turned and saw the mystical projection of Sensei in front of him.

ôSummon the Mystical Monkey Power.ö

ôWell IÆve been trying but it is not working!ö

ôYou are the Monkey Master. This is your destiny.ö

ôHello! IÆm telling you that IÆm trying but itÆs not working! I know that IÆm supposed to be the Monkey Master and that I should be able to control a great power but I canÆt!ö Ron fell on his knees. ôEven after witnessing of what IÆm capable in a parallel future IÆve been unable to reach any of my goals. IÆm not a genius; IÆm not the Monkey Master. Damn it! IÆve been unable to even get a girlfriend!ö

ôOn the contrary Stoppable-san. I see you and I see somebody that has fulfilled several things. You only need to see everything in the right perspective.ö

ôWhat are you talking about?ö

ôSee around youà these people, from different backgrounds, with different ways of thinking they are fighting for their survival due to the actions of one personà you.ö

ôYou really think so?ö

ôI wouldnÆt be here if I did not.ö

ôThenà What can I do to help them?ö

ôThe answer has been in your grasp this whole time Ron-san. How did you improve so much in short time? What was the secret to HannaÆs training? What did allow you to enter so many young maidensÆ hearts?ö

ôThe Time Monkey?ö

ôNo Ron-san. ItÆs something from inside youà Think on it, you know the answer.ö

And then Ron realized that he did. The thing that allowed him to be so close to the girls. The one that allowed him to improve in Science. The one thing to control MMPà

ôI need to focusàö

ôSo Stoppable-san, are you ready?ö

ôI AM!ö

While Warhok and Warmonga were making short work of the defense force Ron walked up to them.

ôHey Warhok!ö

Both Aliens turned and saw run in a fighting stance. Warhok run to him andà

POW

à Ended on a wall due to a punch from Ron. Who just kept his position and signaled them to continue the attack.

Both aliens joined forces but Ron kept dodging and counter attacking their combined assaults.

The rest of the groupà

ôWhen the hell did he learn to do that?ö

ôWhy the hell he didnÆt showed those moves on trainingö

ôIs he even human?ö

ôIt is okay if I get turned on by watching Ron kicking alien butt?ö

At a pause in the fight Ron began to float and be surrounded by a blue monkey shaped auraà

ôWhat theàö

Warmonga words died on her mouth when a red cyclone appeared around them destroying the remaining Lowardian battle robots in the blink of an eye.

Then Ron dropped down and with one move he capture them in his blue battle aura and trowed Warhok and Warmonga on a nearby building.

ôHeà is trulyà The Great Blueàö Said Warmonga to Warhok, before Ron floated above were they were located.

ôPlease spare our lives Great Blue!ö begged Warhok.

ôLeave then.ö Said Ron in a deep voice. ôAnd warn everybody in the Galaxy that if they even dare to threaten the Earth, IÆll make them pay!ö

ôWe willà we will tell everybody about the power of The Great Blue, El Conquistador!ö Said both aliens as they boarded their only remaining ship and left the planet.

And with that the Lowardian invasion ended.

***

Kim made up her mindà again.

She would go to the beach party for all the graduates and then confess to Ronà again.

But this time she would take ænoÆ for an answer.

The only problem wasà

ôWhere is he?ö

That she couldnÆt find him.

What began as the search of a lonely red haired girl for the love of her life ended up being the search of several lonely girls for the guy that stole their hearts.

But he was nowhere to be found.

ôCome on Possible, spill it. Where have you hidden Ron?ö Said Bonnie flanked by several other girls.

ôI havenÆt hidden him Bonnie. I do not have any idea of were he is!ö

ôHey! If Kimmie says that she doesnÆt know were he is I believe her.ö Said Shegoà while winking at Kim.

ôShego, IÆm not lying. I donÆt know were he is.ö

ôReally? That sucks.ö

ôKimà girls.ö Said a recently arrived and nervous Wade Load. ôI have bad news for you.ö

ôNot now Wade.ö

ôItÆs about Ron.ö

ôWeÆre all ears.ö

Wade felt very small at the number of female eyes on himà promising him pain beyond anything he had ever experienced if he was not careful.

ôRonà leftàö

ôWHAT?!ö

The thunderous question made the ground shake.

ôHeà he saidà he had to goà That heÆll keep in touchà and that he would help whenever we needed himà but he said that he had to goà and never return.ö

ôWadeàö Said slowly a very serious and very angry teen hero. ôWhereà isà Ron?ö

ôI told youà he just asked me to tell you that he was leaving and that he would be in touch. He never said where he was goiàö

ôWHERE?ö

ôWellà I might know which his first stop is.ö

***

The lake was pristine clean.

The cabins were brand new.

Even there was a completely different name on the welcome board.

But those things would not fool Ron Stoppable. He knew this place very well. This place had changed his life more than once. He would always call it by itÆs real nameà

Camp Wannaweep.

When he was a kid this accursed placed changed him in ways that he did not even realize until he used that Monkey idol to travel trough time.

And that time travelà he thought he would improve his life with the knowledge that he had acquiredà

How wrong he was.

While it was true that he had avoided the dark future and stopped the alien invasion, he felt that the best thing that he could do was to leave.

He had affected too many lives. Hopefully, with him gone, they would drift back at how they were supposed to be.

But he would miss them. Kimà Hannaà Moniqueà heck even Shego and Bonnie.

And that was the thing; he cared about them, all of them. There was no way that he would make all of them happy.

So the best choice was to go. Roam the Earth like those heroes of the movies. With only his pal Rufus as company.

ôYou know buddyàö Said Ron to Rufus while looking at the camp with his gigantic back pack on his shoulders. ôà I think I finally learned the lesson that his place was trying to teach meàö

ôUh?ö

ôSometimes bad things have to happen, in order for us to learn something even biggerà Sometimes you have to suffer a little so many do not suffer at all.ö

ôThen why are you leaving?ö

Ron turned to the familiar voice.

ôKP? What are you doing here?ö

ôYou havenÆt answered my question. Why do you have to go?ö Said the red haired girl.

ôI canÆt stayà I donÆt deserve to stay. I trampled so many peoplesÆ hearts. I fell like I have manipulated all of you. I must leave.ö

ôRonàö Said Kim while getting closer. ôyou are soà STUPID!ö

SMACK

ôOuch!ö

A red mark was on RonÆs cheek courtesy of the slap that his friend gave him.

ôWhat was that for KP? It hurts!ö

ôAnd how the hell do you think I feel with you leaving?ö Ron noticed that although Kim was very angry there were tears on her eyes. ôIt hurts so muchà that I donÆt know what IÆll doàö She began sobbing. ôSo donÆt ever think about leaving meàö

ôBut what about the others?ö

ôWhat about us?ö

Ron turned and saw that all the girls, and some of the guys, were there too.

ôRonster, we donÆt want you to go either.ö Said Shego in behalf of all of them.

ôButà what aboutà the girlfriend thingàö

ôEasy, just choose.ö Said Vivian.

ôWe'll accept your choice Ron.ö Said Tara.

ôBut I canÆt do that. I know it sounds terrible butà I canÆt chose one over the othersàö

ôWellà There is always another option Ron-sanàö Said Yori. ôà although is an unconventional one for your American standardsàö

ôWhat?ö

ôWhat she meansàö Said Kim while hugging him. ôItÆs that we could alwaysà share youàö

ôSha-sha-Share meàö

ôYai! Share!ö Said an exited Rufus.

ôSoà What do you say?ö

ôWellà Iàö

CRASH

Any answer that Ron could give was interrupted by a spaceship crashing on the lakeà

A Lowardian spaceship.

ôGreat Blue!ö Screamed Warhok and Warmong running were Ron was standing.

ôPlease not now!ö Said Ron while activating his monkey shaped blue battle aura. ôI thought that I had told you to not come back!ö

ôGreat Blue, we are very sorry but they are comingàö Said both aliens now kneeling before Ron.

ôWho?ö

ôThey mean us.ö

A soft light appeared next to the Lowardians and a small group of what seemed to be humanoid female aliens appeared before them.

ôWhat theà isnÆt Wade supposed to warn us before this kind of things happen?ö Said Ron noticing the small alien group.

Beep-beep-dee-beep

ôWade?ö

ôSorry to interrupt you Kim but my system has detected several spaceships coming to Earth!ö

ôNow he tells us.ö

ôWe have come looking for the one that the Lowardians call æThe Great Blue, El Conquistador.Æ Are you him?ö Said who seemed to be the leader of the group.

ôAnd if I am?ö Said Ron while increasing the power of his battle aura.

BAM

A small device exploded in the hands of one of the weirdly dressed aliens.

ôItÆs him, no doubt about it.ö Said with fear on her face the alien that held the device. ôHis powerà ITÆS OVER 9000!ö

ôThen he leaves us no choiceàö Said the leader again while holding the gemstone of her necklace and began to chant in a strange language.

ôWhat are youà Whoa!ö

A green dome covered all of Camp Wannaweepà

ôAaah!ö

ôHey!ö

ôWhoa!ö

Rufus, Felix, Jim, Tim, Warhok and all the males inside of it were repelled.

ôWhatÆs going on?ö

All the malesà except Ron.

ôItÆs doneàö Said the alien after the green dome vanished.

ôWhat did you do?ö

ôWe have the last laugh Great Blue! Now you are married to all the females inside the courtship dome. Including us the representatives of the main planets of the galaxy! If you even attempt to invade us youÆll be seen as the scum of the Cosmos since you would be attacking your own wives home planet.ö

ôInvade? Who said anything about invading?ö Said a shocked Ron.

ôYou mean... you didnÆt plan to attack the galaxy?ö

ôI never intended nothing of the sort!ö

ôButà the Lowardiansà your nameà they call you ôThe Great Blue, El ConquistadorÆà the legendary Lowardian prophesyàö

ôThey are fanatics! They would follow a sock puppet if it was painted in blue and called itself æGreat BlueÆ!ö

ôOhàö

ôAnd what made you think that marrying me would stop my invasion plans? If I were so evil as you expected that would have not mattered to me!ö

ôà You are rightàö

ôWait a minuteàö interrupted Kim. ôà let me see if I got this right. Due to your paranoia you married all of usà to RON?!ö

ôà and to each otheràö Said an apologetic alien.

ôIÆm married to Kimmie? And to all these hotties too? Oh happy day!ö Said a dancing Shego.

ôDamn, the tabloids are going to kill meà again!ö Said Brittina.

ôStoppable, you married my mother?!ö Screamed a furious Felix.

ôWhat the hell were you thinking!ö screamed Ron.

ôWellà we are not that strongà our technology is not that developedàö

ôAnd this was your only option?ö

ôSorryàö

Ron turned off his battle aura, fell on his knees and clenched his fists.

ôRon?ö

Directing his eyes toà that place of evilà that accursed campà the one that he knew had something to do with all of thisà he said what he really felt.

ôWhat the hell do you have against me?!ö

***

Only the epilogue remains...
 
#12
Up until the "Marriage beam", I really liked this fic. It wasn't perfect and could've used better section division and punctuation, but overall it was decent. But this part just makes me go WTF?
 

Damon Baxter

Well-Known Member
#14
this part just makes me go WTF?
Sorry. I tend to write several of those, right?

I hate it and I love it at the same time.
I must be doing something right...

Anyway here is the epilogue:

***

ôIÆll never get used to thisàö Said Ron coming out of a teletransporter.

ôWhy?ö Asked Rufus while popping out of his pocket.

ôThe simple fact of being divided in tiny little particles and being transported to a different place, thousands of kilometers away from where you departed, to be reassembledà DonÆt you find anything wrong with it?ö

ôNope.ö

ôWell, I guess that if youÆre used to being naked all the time then everything else is nothing.ö

ôYeah! Naked!ö

They were walking trough a long corridor of a space station in orbit to Earth.

That weird 'dome of light' that the aliens created seemed to represent a marriage ceremony were everybody inside it were married in the eyes of the different societies in the galaxy.

He had heard of strange marriage ceremonies but this was ridiculous. What kind of civilization married people using a dome of light?

So now he was married to Kim, Shego, Yori, the 13 original Great Blue wives (including Felix's mom) plus the confused aliens (including Warmonga).

And since RonÆs æmarriageÆ things were rockyà to say the least.

Felix wanted to kill him, his parents gave him the evil eyeà Dr. P even had a Black Hole probe with his name on it! (The only thing that stopped Mr. Dr. P. were the requests from KP and Mrs. Dr. P. who looked amused to the whole problem)

As an apology to his currentà situation the aliens were kind enough to build this space station with their latest technology for him and his æfamily.Æ

ôWelcome back Great Blue.ö Said one of the alien girls that happened to be married to him.

ôRon. Please call me Ron.ö

ôSorryà Great Ron.ö

ôJust Ron.ö

ôSorry again, Just Ron.ö

ôForget it.ö

ôForgotten.ö Said the alien girl with a small smile on her face.

ôWhere is everybody?ö

ôMrs. Vivian is working on the Lab with the former Mrs. Renton. Mrs Bonnie is on the inner garden with Mrs. Tara and Mrs. Monique. Mrs. Brittina is in the Gym with Mrs. Warmonga. Mrs. Kim, Mrs. Shego and Mrs. Yori are in the command roomàö

Ron mind began to wander at this point. He still wasnÆt used to deal with all this girls. At first he had expected that after the different planets realized the big mistake that they had done the æMarriage BeamÆ would be dismissed and he could be a happy bachelor again.

Not such luck.

During the process of accepting Earth in the æGalactic UnionÆ the alien girls explained that a miracle had happened.

Due to the fear that they had for the Great Blue planets, systems and complete civilizations that have been enemies for millennia had put their differences aside in order to face a common enemy.

The Great Blue, El Conquistador.

So, if he decided to ædivorceÆ these girls not only the fragile peace that was formed would be destroyed but the possibilities of a Galaxy sized conflict were terribly high.

So, in order to keep things peaceful, Ron had decided to live with these æarrangement.Æ

It didnÆt mean it was easy.

ôGreat Blue?ö

ôUh? Oh! Sorry, I was distracted what did you say?ö

ôI said that we have just arrived to the control Room.ö

The doors opened and Ron was greeted by the relieved faces of Kim, Shego and Yorià and a few of his alien wives.

ôRon, thank god that youÆre here!ö Said Kim with a worried face.

ôYeah! Kimmie doesnÆt want to be with both of us and Yori tonight!ö Said a pouting Shego.

ôShego!ö

ôOh and we received a transmission for you.ö Continued a non pulsed Shego.

ôI swearàö Said a grumbling Kim.

A gigantic monitor turned on and showed a red haired humanoid that looked very female.

ôSo, is he finally there?...ö Said the girl while uncrossing her arms. ôIt was about time!ö

ôSorry for the delay.ö

ôItÆs OK.ö Said the girl while clearing her throat. ôBWA-HA-HA-HA! Great Blue, meet your nemesis. IÆm THE GREAT RED!ö

At that a red aura enveloped the girl.

ôIn my home galaxy there are legends about a titanic battle between you and me. Get ready! IÆll be there soon to conquer your Galaxy! BWA-HA-HA-HA!ö

And with that the transmission ended.

ôWas that for real?ö Asked a surprised Ron.

ôIÆm afraid so.ö Said an alien Girl. ôAcross the know universe there are legends of The Great Blue and his power, some of them talk about great battles between him and other beings of similar power.ö

ôIÆll beàö

ôGreat Blue!ö Said another alien girl. ôWe are receiving another transmission!ö

ôPut it on screen. And call me Ron!ö

ôOK Great Ron!ö

While Ron face palmed (and wondered if all the alien girls behaved the same way) another humanoid girl appeared on screen, but this one had blond girl.

ôAre you The Great Blue?ö Said the angry face.

ôUhmm, yeah?ö

The girl cleared her throat and made a flourish with her cape.

ôMWA-HA-HA-HA! Great Blue, meet your nemesis. IÆm THE GREAT YELLOW!ö

A yellow aura very similar to the one that Ron and æThe Great RedÆ had surrounded the girl.

ôIn my home galaxy there are legends about a titanic battle between you and me. Get ready! IÆll be there soon to conquer your Galaxy! MWA-HA-HA-HA!ö

Everybody in the room saw her with questioning faces.

ôWhatÆs wrong?ö asked the blond alien. ôDidnÆt my introduction surprise you? IÆve been practicing it for hours!ö

ôNo, no, it was surprising.ö Said Ron while scratching his head. ôBut the thing isà We kind of received a very similar one...ö

ôSimilar? It was identical! Uff!ö Said Shego while receiving an elbow hit to the gut courtesy of Kim.

ôà from another person.ö Continued Ron. ôShe called herself æThe Great RedÆö

ôTHAT BITCà calm down, calm down, do not give in to your anger.ö Said æThe Great YellowÆ to herself. ôIt is nothing, you can still do this. Do not pay attention to what jealous, Red haired, wannabe conquerors do. You are you and thatÆs it.ö

Everybody just continued watching in silence.

ôAnywayàö Said a visibly calmer alien ôGet ready for my attack Great Blue. And remember, Your Galaxy will be mine! MWA-HA-HA-HA!ö

With that the transmission ended.

ôOK, that was weird.ö Said Ron. ôBut I must say itÆs not the weirdest thing that we haveàö

ôGreat Ron!ö

ôRon! Just Ron.ö

ôOk. Just Ron!ö

ôI give up.ö Said a defeated Ron. ôCall me whatever you want.ö

ôVery wellà My Beloved Dearest!ö Ron just groaned. ôWe are receiving another transmission.ö

ôOh myà just put it trough.ö

At that a green haired humanoid female appeared on the screen.

ôAre you The Great Blue?ö asked the angry face.

ôYeah, thatÆs me.ö Said a visibly uninterested Ron.

ôGood.ö The girl cleared her throat. ôGWA-HA-HA-HA! Great Blue, meet your nemesis. IÆmàö

ôThe Great Green?ö asked a calm Ron to the alien while she was just summoning her green aura.

ôUhm, yesà The Great Greenàö Said the surprised alien girl while covered in her green battle aura.

She quickly recovered however and put an angry face again.

ôIn my home galaxyàö

ôà There are legends about a titanic battle between you and meàö Interrupted a jaded Ron ôà That I should get ready because youÆll be there soon to conquer my galaxy.ö

ôUhm, yeahàö Said the alien with the face of a kid who had just been refused a shiny new toy. ôIÆm not the first one to contact you, right?ö

ôIÆm afraid that you are the third.ö Said a calm Ron.

ôGreat Red and Great Yellow?ö

ôYep.ö

ôDamn! I knew I should have called earlier... May I still finish my speech?ö

ôKnock yourself out.ö

ôGoody!...ö Said æThe Great GreenÆ while clapping. ôAhemà Get ready for my attack Great Blue. And remember, Your Galaxy will be mine! MWA-HA-HA-HA!ö

ôHappy?ö Asked Ron at the end of the æultimatum.Æ

ôVeryàö Said the green haired alien now with her battle aura off. ôà See ya!ö

And with that the transmission ended.

ôOk, suggestions?ö Asked Ron.

ôI couldnÆt help but notice that all of them are femaleàö Said a familiar alien girl while fingering an even more familiar necklace. ôà We couldàö

ôNo more marriages.ö Interrupted a serious Ron.

ôButàö

ôNO. MORE. MARRIAGES.ö Emphasized a very serious Ron.

ôI was just sayingàö Said the alien girl apologetically.

ôAny other suggestion?ö

ôWe might go and try to talk things first.ö Said Kim.

ôAnd if that doesnÆt workàö Continued Shego with hands glowing.

ôIt would our honor to, how do you say? Kick their behinds?ö Finished Yori.

ôNice ninja girl. Not perfect but youÆre learning.ö Said Shego while patting YoriÆs back.

ôVery well. Everybody to their positions. WeÆre leaving.ö Said Ron while sitting on his chair.

ôNow?ö

ôWhy not? It is better if we deal with this as soon as possible.ö

ôBut they are 3 beings that are presumably as strong as you are!ö Said Kim.

ôWeÆll deal with it when we face it.ö Said a calm Ron. ôEverybody to their positions!ö

ôEverybody please put themselves in travel positions. We are leaving for deep space.ö Said an alien girl. ôI repeat. The Wannaweep is leaving for deep space.ö

ôI still think that we should have named this place better.ö Said a sad Ron.

ôBut what better name than the place where the entire galaxy joined forces to face a common enemy?ö Said an alien girl.

ôI wasnÆt going to conquer anything!ö Said Ron angrily. ôAnd what kind of æbattle planÆ is to marry your enemy?ö

ôSorryàö Said the same alien.

ôForget it.ö Said a defeated Ron. It was bad enough that the place was considered a Galactic Cultural Monument but to name his station with that accursed name?

ôRon!ö WadeÆs face appeared on screen. ôWeÆre moving! WhatÆs happening?ö

ôWeÆre leaving for a mission Wade. Weren't you aware of the alien transmitions?"

"I... was... kind of busy..." Said Wade while moving away a suspicious monitor.

"Anyway" continued Ron "Be sure to send a message to Warhok and Drakken telling them to take care of the Earth in our absence. But warn them that they should not get any funny ideas while we are gone.ö

ôBut Ron!ö Said an angry Bonnie on a monitor. ôYou know that to keep an even tan my sun chamber session must be uninterrupted.ö

ôSorry Bonnie. Emergency.ö Said Ron while turning off the monitor. ôEverybody ready?ö

ôAlmost said another alien. WeÆre still waiting for confirmation from the engine room.ö

ôWe are ready.ö Said Vivian while appearing on the screen. ôSorry for the delay but KimÆs brothers wanted to improve the performance of the engines.ö

ôThe connections were all wrong!ö Said Jim.

ôWe just wanted to improve it!ö Added Tim.

ôIn any case.ö Continued Vivian while Kim face palmed. ôWe are ready. Hit it Honey!ö

ôVery well thenàö Said Ron while taking position in his seat, a blue battle aura appearing around him. ôà LetÆs go.ö

And with that the Wannaweep left EarthÆs orbit and began its travel to deep spaceà

***

The Endà?
 

Hawk

Well-Known Member
#15
I just read this from start to finish. There were many grammar and spelling errors, and yet...

It was awesome.

You managed to hook Ron up with most of the good looking females in Kim Possible. The only one I felt didn't fit was Felix's mom(mostly because she is way older than him, and doesn't fit in with the rest), but oh well.

It wasn't really that believable, but it was many times better than I thought any story with this premise could possibly be.

I found Shego especially amusing.

I also thought the marriage dome was ridiculous, as they acted like marriage was some physical effect. Although a harem ending was obvious, I didn't expect such a plot device.
 

Damon Baxter

Well-Known Member
#16
Thanks to everybody for reading and their comments! they let me know what I'm doing right (or wrong).

If you want to read the story at fanfiction.net you can find it here:

Goodbye Camp Wannaweep!

A sequel is my mind right now (I guess you pretty much know what it will be about) but It will take some time to appear here.

Once again, thanks! B)
 

Meinos Kaen

Well-Known Member
#17
Damon Baxter said:
Thanks to everybody for reading and their comments! they let me know what I'm doing right (or wrong).

If you want to read the story at fanfiction.net you can find it here:

Goodbye Camp Wannaweep!

A sequel is my mind right now (I guess you pretty much know what it will be about) but It will take some time to appear here.

Once again, thanks! B)
This thing... Is so awesome... And the Star Trek vibe at the end was just... Wow. And if you're planning a sequel, please go ahead! Please!

P.S.: The Great Magenta? I like saying Great Magenta. It's funny. Great Magenta. Great Magenta. Great Magenta... Oh, god. I'M TURNING INTO DEADPOOL.
 
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