Guess who's dead now.

[daniel_gudman]

you know i don't care if you dislike the man or think he's guilty can we leave the insults out of it for a while?

he just died.

while i'm not beating myself up over his death, my mum's sad as she actually named me after micheal jackson.

Well, it's not like his feelings will get hurt.

I dunno. MJ has been a has been for basically all of my life that I can recall.

I never hated the guy, but I never liked him, either... he basically never escaped his parent's crazy expectations.

 

[Mercsenary]

Answering the title question

Billy Mays.
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[AkinaAE86]

Answering the title question

Billy Mays.
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I heard. I was like- How the hell?

3 dead celebrities in a few days of each other..

 

[nuclear death frog]

That guy's a celebrity?

 

[Vexarian]

YES HE IS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

BILLY > MICHAEL

 

[AkinaAE86]

That guy's a celebrity?

Well.. he was rich.

 

[Left Shoe]

If you watched TV, you knew Billy Mays. He was a celebrity since everyone knows about him - but he wasn't a movie star or pop idol. Would 'idle' fit better?

 

[nuclear death frog]

Infomercials aren't interesting or entertaining enough to bother remembering who is in them. And I don't own a t.v. because there is nothing that I want to watch.

 

[Left Shoe]

Infomercials aren't interesting or entertaining enough to bother remembering who is in them. And I don't own a t.v. because there is nothing that I want to watch.

Neither do I. Haven't watched tv for almost 5 years.

That doesn't make Mays any less of a celebrity. (He will be missed, just by different people.)

 

[maheshjr2000]

The Irish are doing what the Irish do best, ripping the piss out of it. These are what I got as text messages this morning. I lol'd

He's not dead, he just had a stroke in the children's ward

NEWSFLASH: preliminary los angeles county coroner report,
michael jackson did not die of a heart attack but rather he
had a rare genetic disorder, cause by a defective billy gene

because michael jackson is 99% plastic they're gonna melt him down and turn him into lego so future children can play with him instead

Jockeys at todays Curragh meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 8 year olds than anyone in living history

When Farah Fawcett arrived at heaven and god granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson.

...Am I a bad person if I laughed at the last one?

 

[Slave to my muse]

While it might have been "to soon", I still found this funny.....even though I loved Michael Jackson's music.

EDIT: I just noticed by reading this thread that Billy Mays died. While I didn't like him (his commercials always annoyed me), condolences to his family.

 

[parker]

Gale Storm is dead.

 

[Mercsenary]

I put this in the Motivator thread but I'll repost here in response to that.

 

[sith2886]

So the question now is who's next?

my bets are on Swayze or Cronkite but who knows :huh.:

 

[Vexarian]

The next to die will be someone completely unexpected, like ALL OF THE REST OF THEM!

GOD DAMN IT!

 

[Muramasa]

Everyone stop ****ING dying! It's getting on my nerves. :angry:

 

[parker]

I just heard a very bad joke.

Micheal Jackson's autopsy report came back, he died of food poisoning.

Turns out he ate a nine year old weenie.

 

[maheshjr2000]

I just heard a very bad joke.

Micheal Jackson's autopsy report came back, he died of food poisoning.

Turns out he ate a nine year old weenie.

..that is in poor taste and I laughed at the farah fawcett one.

 

[Takerial]

You say they're in poor taste. But you still give a chuckled at it even if it is inside your head.

 

[maheshjr2000]

Actually I may have read the joke wrong(DAMN HIVEMIND). Its plenty funny

 

[Ryoiichi Matsumoto]

In commemoration of Micheal Jackson, McDonald's has made a new burger which has been named after him: they call it the 'MJ'. It's 50-year-old meat in 10-year-old buns.

 

[Vexarian]

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-287996



I never wanna give Rick up.



I'm hoping that fact that is says Monday the 30th and not Tuesday the 30th means its a hoax.

 

[maheshjr2000]

In commemoration of Micheal Jackson, McDonald's has made a new burger which has been named after him: they call it the 'MJ'. It's 50-year-old meat in 10-year-old buns.

....see now THAT is in poor taste. I DID NOT read that wrong.

 

[SEG-CISR]

In commemoration of Micheal Jackson, McDonald's has made a new burger which has been named after him: they call it the 'MJ'. It's 50-year-old meat in 10-year-old buns.

....see now THAT is in poor taste. I DID NOT read that wrong.

That's horrible.

 

[Vexarian]

In commemoration of Micheal Jackson, McDonald's has made a new burger which has been named after him: they call it the 'MJ'. It's 50-year-old meat in 10-year-old buns.

....see now THAT is in poor taste. I DID NOT read that wrong.

I'm sure it actually tastes quite good, I also heard that since Billy May's died they are throwing in one free McJackson if you buy the first. Completely free!