Well, since Mereo asked me to once I was finished, here are all the greeting card e-mails from the second volume of .hack//G.U..
Obviously, if you want to do this yourself, you shouldn't read this. It may or may not contain spoilers for the actual game (not really, but it might), so be warned about that as well.
Also, if you spot anything odd, or if you have a suggestion to make it easier to read, please tell me. I'm planning on sending this in to gameFAQs after I clean up the format a bit.
And since this thing is going to be rather unwieldily long, I've also included find keys on such of the different characters.
Atoli ~ XATO
Kuhn ~ XKUH
Pi ~ XPAI
Silabus ~ XSIL
Gaspard ~ XGAS
Piros the 3rd ~ X3RD
Alkaid ~ XALK
Sakubo (Saku) ~ XSAK
Sakubo (Bo) ~ XBO
Endrance ~ XEND
Antares ~ XANT
Matsu ~ XMAT
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~About~
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There are no 'dead end' replies. That is to say, no matter your reply in the e-mail chains, you'll always
have to choose from the next two, set responses. Thus, with this format, I'll be giving both of Haseo's
replies, and then their correspondents' reply before moving onto the next two choices.
Basic example of this is like so:
***
[Saku: Re: I want to know you better]
+Affection Increase+
I don't have anything to tell you!
I might change my mind if you pay me though!
{R1}
[Haseo: Age]
I'm 17 and a sophomore in high school.
What about you?
[Saku: Re: Age]
+Affection Increase+
>I'm 17 and a sophomore in high school.
>What about you?
The same as Bo!
{R2}
[Haseo: School]
Do you like school?
[Saku: Re: School]
+Affection Increase+
>Do you like school?
I just make Bo do all my schoolwork for me!
***
As you can see, I also add addition ('+') signs along with text to point out when you get an affection
increase (If you don't, there will be no such text added in the message). Or, in rare occasions, when you
get a decrease in affection, I'll use the subtraction ('-') signs along with indicating text.
Angle brackets ('>') in the message are Haseo's previous text, as I did not feel the need to erase it even
though I typed in Haseo's previous message anyway.
R1 means 'Reply one', and R2 means 'Reply two'.
Square brackets ('[]') are the subject matter.
I hope this does not cause any confusion.
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~Atoli~ [XATO]
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---
[Begin 'Poetry Gift']
---
[Atoli: Re: I want to know you better]
+Affection Increase+
Me?! Really?!
Um, gosh... I don't know where to begin...
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Age]
Im 17 and a sophomore in high school.
What about you?
[Atoli: Re: Age]
+Affection Increase+
>Im 17 and a sophomore in high school.
>What about you?
I'm 16 and just started high school this year.
So you're a year older than me
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Just in case]
Let me ask this just in case...
You're a girl in real life too, right?
[Atoli: Re: Just in case]
+Affection Increase+
>Let me ask this just in case...
>You're a girl in real life too, right?
Of course! You're a boy in real life too, aren't you?
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Where you live]
I live in Tokyo. What about you?
[Atoli: Re: Where you live]
+Affection Increase+
>I live in Tokyo. What about you?
I live in Chiba. Not near the ocean, but closer to Tokyo. LOL I see... I guess that means we could meet if
we wanted to.
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Usually]
What do you usually spend your time doing?
[Atoli: Re: Usually]
+Affection Increase+
>What do you usually spend your time doing?
I guess I'm online pretty much all of the time, even when I'm not playing "The World"...
I usually go around visiting my favorite sites.
The time just goes flying by.
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Someday]
We should meet sometime after things have settled down.
[Atoli: Re: Someday]
+Affection Increase+
>We should meet sometime after things have settled down.
...Um, I don't really know what to say. You'd probably just be bored if you met me for real...
Let me think about it...
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: By the way]
What are your measurements?
[Atoli: Re: By the way]
>What are your measurements?
Um...I'm not actually a game character, so I don't have any official settings like that.
Atoli
---
[End 'Poetry Gift']
---
[Begin 'Hello!']
---
[Atoli: Re: Greeting Card]
+Affection Increase+
Thank you for the greeting card! I feel like today is going to be a great day! You've made me so happy!
You're always acting like a real rough and tough character, but you're actually very polite and well-
mannered, aren't you?
I hope I get to see the kind Haseo when I'm around.
Let's form a part and go adventuring some time soon!
Sincerely,
Atoli
---
[End 'Hello!']
---
[Begin 'Food']
---
[Atoli: Re: Food]
+Affection Increase+
I'm so happy you're interested in me, Haseo!
My favorite food is...I guess it would be beef bowls. LOL
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Me Too]
I like beef bowls too. I often stop by somewhere to eat them on my way back from school.
[Atoli: Re: Me Too]
+Affection Increase+
>I like beef bowls too. I often stop by somewhere to eat them on my way back from school.
Oh, I go to beef bowl places like Yoshidaya occasionally, but most of the time I just make them at home on
my own. I like them to be sweeter than those made in restaurants, and this way I can also add in tofu and
shirataki (potato starch noddles) as I like.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: What?!]
Beef bowls? LOL
Pick something more girly and cute next time. LOL
[Atoli: Re: What?!]
>Beef bowls? LOL
>Pick something more girly and cute next time. LOL
But they're so yummy! Besides, I make them myself, you know.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: You cook?]
So you cook for yourself? You've got it together more than I thought.
[Atoli: Re: You cook?]
+Affection Increase+
>So you cook for yourself? You've got it together more than I thought.
My parents both work, and they always come home late, so I've gotten used to making dinner all by myself.
It's kind of depressing going to all the trouble to cook just for one person. I just wish there was someone
I could make extra for.
By the way, do you prefer Western-style breakfasts or Japanese-style breakfasts?
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: What else do you like?]
Okay, enough about beef bowls. What else do you like?
[Atoli: Re: What else do you like?]
+Affection Increase+
>Okay, enough about beef bowls. What else do you like?
I have lots of things I don't like. I'm terribly picky. I can't stand most vegetables (the onions in beef
bowls are an exception) I get goose bumps just thinking about celery, or peppers, or peas.
By the way Haseo, do you prefer Western-style breakfasts or Japanese-style breakfasts?
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Japanese]
I always have miso soup and white rice for breakfast.
[Atoli: Re: Japanese]
+Affection Increase+
>I always have miso soup and white rice for breakfast.
Wow. It's amazing you always cook rice in the morning. Oh wait, sorry, that would be your mother wouldn't
it? LOL
My favorite ingredient to add to miso soup are shijimi clams! Whenever I make it myself, I always put in
shijimi clams and tofu. I always make sure to use seaweed broth too. I bet there aren't many high school
girls who can cook like I can. LOL
If only "The World" had a cooking system, I'd be happy to level up my skill in that! LOL
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Western]
I always have toast for breakfast.
[Atoli: Re: Western]
+Affection Increase+
>I always have toast for breakfast.
Me too. Or rather, I often just go without breakfast. I never seem to get very hungry in the morning.
Does that ever happen to you?
Sincerely,
Atoli
---
[End 'Food']
---
[Begin 'How are you?']
---
[Atoli: Re: How are you?]
+Affection Increase+
I'm doing fine, thanks!
Take care of yourself too, Haseo.
Sincerely,
Atoli
---
[End 'How are you?']
---
[Begin 'Motto']
---
"To love. To love is not to look only at one another. It is to look together, in the same direction."
I believe Antoine de Saint-Exupery said that. It's a little different from a personal motto, but they're
words that remain in my heart even now.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Ideals]
You sound like a girl with high ideals.
In more ways than one.
[Atoli: Re: Ideals]
+Affection Increase+
>You sound like a girl with high ideals.
>In more ways than one.
I don't think that's the case. I just think everyone else gives up on their ideals too soon.
Do you have someone to look with you in the same direction?
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Together]
Someone to look together in the same direction with? I guess that's one way to think of it.
[Atoli: Re: Together]
+Affection Increase+
>Someone to look together in the same direction with? I guess that's one way to think of it.
The only people I have like that for me are in "The World." You have someone like that, right?
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: ...Yeah]
I think that I've been trying to get that back.
[Atoli: Re: ...Yeah]
+Affection Increase+
>I think that I've been trying to get that back.
I see. Still, I'm just happy you opened up to me a bit.
If there's anything I can do to help, just let me know! I want to do anything I can to help you.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: ...]
...It's not something I tell others.
[Atoli: Re: ...]
>...It's not something I tell others.
You're right. I'm sorry. But if there's anything I can do to help you, just let me know!
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Thanks]
Thanks for the offer.
[Atoli: Re: Thanks]
+Affection Increase+
>Thanks for the offer.
There's no need to thank me. I want to get to know you better. I want to look in the same direction as you.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Not Your Concern]
Don't you get that even good intentions turn bad if you're too damn nosy about other people's business?
[Atoli: Re: Not Your Concern]
>Don't you get that even good intentions turn bad if you're too damn nosy about other people's business?
I guess we keep getting angry at each other because we're looking at each other. I wish I could look in the
same direction as you.
Sincerely,
Atoli
---
[End 'Motto']
---
[Begin 'Flower Gift']
---
[Atoli: Re: Flower Gift]
+Affection Increase+
Thank you for the flower gift! It was so unexpected, I was really surprised! I think this cute card is going
to become a favorite of mine.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Happy?]
I'm glad you're happy, but just getting flowers makes you happy?
[Atoli: Re: Happy?]
+Affection Increase+
>I'm glad you're happy, but just getting flowers makes you happy?
Sure, the flowers are really nice, but what really makes me happy are the feelings behind them.
I think this is the first time a guy gave me flowers.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: It's nothing]
I just sent it out because I had more cards than I needed.
[Atoli: Re: It's nothing]
+Affection Increase+
>I just sent it out because I had more cards than I needed.
That's fine, I'm still just happy that you thought to send it to me.
I think this is the first time a guy gave me flowers.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: First Guy]
Geez, I'm amazed you can say things like that with a straight face. This is kind of awkward. I guess, sorry
your first flowers came from a jerk like me.
[Atoli: Re: First Guy]
+Affection Increase+
>Geez, I'm amazed you can say things like that with a straight face. This is kind of awkward. I guess, sorry
your first flowers came from a jerk like me.
I'm perfectly happy with that. I'm going to treasure them forever.
The reason I joined Moon Tree is because I wanted everyone in "The World" to experience the kind of
happiness that I'm feeling right now.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Memory]
So I'm the first? That should make for a nice memory. LOL
[Atoli: Re: Memory]
+Affection Increase+
>So I'm the first? That should make for a nice memory. LOL
Yes! Thank you so very much. I'm so happy.
The reason I joined Moon Tree is because I wanted everyone in "The World" to experience the kind of
happiness that I'm feeling right now.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Card]
If I get a hold of more cards, I'll send you another one.
[Atoli: Re: Card]
+Affection Increase+
>If I get a hold of more cards, I'll send you another one.
Yeay! Now I have something else to look forward to. I just hope more interactions like this spread
throughout "The World.}
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Your feelings]
I hope those feelings you have get across to as many people as they can.
[Atoli: Re: Your feelings]
+Affection Increase+
>I hope those feelings you have get across to as many people as they can.
Yes! If nothing else, I have a feeling that they've at least gotten across to you.
Sincerely,
Atoli
---
[End 'Flower Gift']
---
[Begin 'Hobbies']
---
[Atoli: Re: What are your hobbies?]
+Affection Increase+
I don't know if you could call it a hobby, but I do have three Java sparrows as pets.
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Must be tough]
Doesn't it get tough taking care of three birds?
[Atoli: Re: Must be tough]
+Affection Increase+
>Doesn't it get tough taking care of three birds?
Not at all. I love taking care of them every day.
Hand-perching sparrows are really friendly, so you have to be sure to play with them every day. They've all
got such distinct personalities, so it's a lot of fun.
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Caged birds]
I feel bad for the birds trapped in cages.
[Atoli: Re: Caged birds]
>I feel bad for the birds trapped in cages.
Um...
I know what you mean, but if everyone did that then nobody would be able to keep pets at all...
Hand-perching sparrows are really friendly, so you have to be sure to play with them every day. They've all
got such distinct personalities, so it's a lot of fun.
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Your sparrows]
What are their names and personalities?
[Atoli: Re: Your sparrows]
+Affection Increase+
>What are their names and personalities?
My pink sparrow, Bun, loves to play rough and tug at my hair.
My white sparrow, Haku, is a quiet and refined young woman. She loves taking baths.
Mon has cinnamon-colored wings and is known as a cinnamon type of sparrow. He's the only who isn't a hand-
perching sparrow. He'll always be singing along merrily by imself, and sometimes he gets the other two to
sing along.
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Free]
Do you let them run around freely?
[Atoli: Re: Free]
+Affection Increase+
>Do you let them run around freely?
I'm afraid not...
I really should let them run around my room and let them get some exercise, but it's a huge job to clean up
after them when they're done.
Incidentally!
Theirs names are Bun, Haku and Mon.
They're all named after their particular species.
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Atoli]
Come to think of it, your character's name was also taken from a bird, right? what kind of bird?
[Atoli: Re: Atoli]
+Affection Increase+
>Come to think of it, your character's name was also taken from a bird, right? what kind of bird?
You remembered! Thank you so much Haseo!!
An Atoli is a small bird that resembles a swallow. It's a migrating bird, that works hard every year to make
the long trip from Russia to Japan.
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Naming sense]
Atoli...
Your taste in coming up with names is just...
[Atoli: Re: Naming sense]
>Atoli...
>Your taste in coming up with names is just...
I know, I know, I have no sense for naming.
I already knew that without you telling me, Haseo... You big meanie!
Atoli
---
[End 'Hobbies']
---
[Begin 'Challenge']
---
[Atoli: Re: I will defeat you!]
Um...did I do something else to upset you, Haseo?
Atoli
---
[End 'Challenge']
---
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~Kuhn~ [XKUH]
==============================
---
[Begin 'Poetry Gift']
---
[Kuhn: Re: I want to know you better]
+Affection Increase+
You know, you really should send this kind of card to a girl
{R1}
[Haseo: Age]
Seriously, how old are you?
I'm 17 and a sophomore in high school.
[Kuhn: Re: Age]
+Affection Increase+
>Seriously, how old are you?
>I'm 17 and a sophomore in high school.
I'm 24 and living paycheck to paycheck (and proud of it).
Currently, I'm working part-time at CC Corp.
I've found that saying I work at CC Corp is a great way meet girls, even part-time
{R2}
[Haseo: Usually]
What do you usually spend your time doing?
[Kuhn: Re: Usually]
+Affection Increase+
Work part time for G.U. and mixed parties D
I've found that saying I work at CC Corp is a great way to meet girls, even part-time
{R1}
[Haseo: Where you live]
I live in Tokyo. What about you?
{R1}
[Haseo: Re: Where you live]
+Affection Increase+
>I live in Tokyo. What about you?
I'm in Kanazawa, actually.
Pi and Yata both live in Tokyo though.
{R2}
[Haseo: Salary]
How's the pay for G.U.?
I'm not getting anything from them.
[Kuhn: Re: Salary]
+Affection Increase+
>How's the pay for G.U.?
>I'm not getting anything from them.
Pretty good for where I live, but probably not much for someone in Tokyo. Basically, it's a little extra
help with my expenses?
{R1}
[Haseo: Someday]
I hope we can meet up someday.
[Kuhn: Re: Someday]
+Affection Increase+
>I hope we can meet up someday.
We should go to a mixed party sometime!
{R2}
[Haseo: By the way]
Did you find a girlfriend yet?
[Kuhn: Re: By the way]
>Did you find a girlfriend yet?
...*cries*
---
[End 'Poetry Gift']
---
[Begin 'Hello!']
---
[Kuhn: Re: Greeting Card]
+Affection Increase+
Thanks for the greeting card! There's nothing like a single e-mail or a single card to show what someone
really thinks of you. In that sense, they do more to touch one's heart, more valuable than any expensive
present. Not!
Thanks again!
---
[End 'Hello!]
---
[Begin 'Food']
---
[Kuhn: Re: Food]
+Affection Increase+
Uh, thanks for the card, but why do you want to know what I eat? LOL
Never ask a single guy. You know what I'm talking about, right?
{R1}
[Haseo: Just Reference]
Just curious what it's like living by yourself. What do you usually eat?
[Kuhn: Re: Just Reference]
+Affection Increase+
>Just curious what it's like living by yourself. What do you usually eat?
Well when I was working at the supermarket or fast food joint they gave me food that expired.
Pi said you're still in high school. I'll give you some tips on getting good jobs once you go out on your
own. I've done lots of jobs.
{R2}
[Haseo: Blackmail]
See if I can blackmail you later. lol
[Kuhn: Re: Blackmail]
+Affection Increase+
>See if I can blackmail you later. lol
Blackmail, huh?
The hardest part about living by yourself is when you get sick. It's not pretty when you're down with a
cold. I can even fall in love with the nice little old ladies at the drug store.
{R1}
[Haseo: Work]
So, what do you do right now?
[Kuhn: Re: Work]
+Affection Increase+
>So, what do you do right now?
Right now I work part-time at an arcade.
And I also work part-time for G.U....man, I suck.
(Oh, don't say that to Pi.)
And I get to eat some take-out again tonight.
{R2}
[Haseo: Single]
You're single? Okay.
[Kuhn: Re: Single]
+Affection Increase+
>You're single? Okay.
What do you mean "Okay"? LOL
Do I look married to you?
I'm not that old (well these days people think you're old even if you're in your twenties.)
And a take-out dinner is waiting for me tonight.
{R1}
[Haseo: Girlfriend]
Don't you have a girlfriend?
[Kuhn: Re: Girlfriend]
+Affection Increase+
>Don't you have a girlfriend?
Not right now I don't. There were lots of girls that I wouldn't have minded, but things always get ugly and
blow up on me, it was partially my fault for not being clearer. I could never figure out where the line
between a friend and a lover was, you know?
I get lots of calls from friends who are girls. Usually, they want me to come to even the numbers or talk
about their problems with work or relationships. Sometimes they just want me to help them with moving, or do
stuff for them.
...Geez, I feel so used. ROTFL
The only time I had someone I could call a real girlfriend was during high school. Never forget your real
life.
{R2}
[Haseo: Pi]
What about Pi? You look like you two would get along well. lol
[Kuhn: Re: Pi]
+Affection Increase+
>What about Pi? You look like you two would get along well. lol
Oh man, I just had the scariest vision of...uh never mind. ROTFL
Pi's a CC Corp. employee, remember? She doesn't have time for some lowly worker monkey like me.
---
[End 'Food']
---
[Begin 'How are you?']
---
[Kuhn: Re: How are you?]
+Affection Increase+
Actually, I just asked out a girl I had my eye on.
And she shot me down without any hesitation.
{R1}
[Haseo: Why?]
Sounds like it hurt. lol Why did she reject you?
[Kuhn: Re: Why?]
+Affection Increase+
>Sounds like it hurt. lol Why did she reject you?
Basically she said, "You don't want me. You just want a girlfriend." She knows I have a lot of female
freinds. Maybe that's why I'm so easily misunderstood.
Not only do I keep getting turned down in real life, but I've been on a streak of getting dumped online,
too.
{R2}
[Haseo: Online?]
So you're picking up girls in "The World"?
Man, you're pathetic.
[Kuhn: Re: Online?]
>So you're picking up girls in "The World"?
>Man, you're pathetic.
I'm not picking them up, I just want to be friends with them. Though it takes a hell of a lot of effort to
talk to girls online. I mean, you only talk through e-mails and chat.
So things that can be easily avoided in the real world get tangled up when it's online. God, I hate it.
Not only do I keep getting turned down in real life, but I've been on a streak of getting dumped online,
too.
{R1}
[Haseo: Your Fault]
So you're two-timing your online girls with your offline girls?
Well, no wonder. LOL
[Kuhn: Re: Your Fault]
+Affection Increase+
>So you're two-timing your online girls with your offline girls?
>Well, no wonder. LOL
I can make many love flowers bloom, but I can't seem to grab hold of a single love fruit...okay, don't hit
me.
I think it went downhill when my girlfriend dumped me back in high school.
{R2}
[Haseo: Respect]
Whatever else I may think about you, Kuhn. I have to respect your sheer vitality when it comes to that
stuff.
[Kuhn: Re: Respect]
+Affection Increase+
>Whatever else I may think about you, Kuhn. I have to respect your sheer vitality when it comes to that
stuff.
Well life is better when you're having fun. You've always got to try hard to accomplish that.
I think it all went downhill when my girlfriend dumped me back in high school.
{R1}
[Haseo: Your high school girlfriend]
What was your high school girlfriend like?
[Kuhn: Re: Your high school girlfriend]
+Affection Increase+
>What was your high school girlfriend like?
She was a great girl with well-kept eyebrows.
She was kind of uptight. Now that I look back, it's pretty obvious why she dumped me, since I was still just
a kid back then.
Now, I know I can be a little nicer to her, but of course it's too late now.
{R2}
[Haseo: No Principle]
It's because you've got no principle. You may think that you're being clear about who you're interested in
and who you're just friendly, but the way see it, you're just another jock. LOL
[Kuhn: Re: No Principle]
+Affection Increase+
>It's because you've got no principle. You may think that you're being clear about who you're interested in
and who you're just friendly, but the way see it, you're just another jock. LOL
It's not what I think. It's how the other person feels.
Man, am I gonna be like this the rest of my life? LOL
---
[End 'How are you?']
---
[Begin 'Motto']
---
[Kuhn: Re: Motto]
+Affection Increase+
I guess it'd be "Haste makes waste." LOL
Don't ask me why. ROTFL
---
[End 'Motto']
---
[Begin 'Flower Gift']
---
[Kuhn: Re: Flower Gift]
+Affection Increase+
Thanks for the greeting card, but come on, flowers?!
Why me? LOL
Weren't cards with the word "gift" in their name supposed to be really rare?
{R1}
[Haseo: Well...]
I think...maybe...I'm in love with you...
[Kuhn: Re: Well...]
+Affection Increase+
>I think...maybe...I'm in love with you...
Hahahaha. LOL So even you joke around like this sometimes. I'm kind of surprised. I guess you can learn
things about someone through e-mail you just can't learn anywhere else.
You know, If I were given flowers by a guy in real life, I'd be running away like crazy, but online, I guess
it doesn't bother me.
Anyway, thanks.
{R2}
[Haseo: Don't read too much]
Don't bother reading too much into it. LOL
[Kuhn: Re: Don't read too much]
+Affection Increase+
>Don't bother reading too much into it. LOL
Well geez, how am I supposed to NOT read too much into it now?
You know, If I were given flowers by a guy in real life, I'd be running away like crazy, but online, I guess
it doesn't bother me.
Anyway, thanks.
{R1}
[Haseo: Thanks]
No, thank you. I really am grateful to you.
[Kuhn: Re: Thanks]
+Affection Increase+
>No, thank you. I really am grateful to you.
You know, the word "thank you" is a nice word. I want to be able to say that in the real world.
I think the only time I've gotten flowers in real life was when I was in the hospital.
{R2}
[Haseo: Unlucky]
I'm just lending a loving hand to poor, unlucky Kuhn.
It is "help out Kuhn" week, after all. LOL
[Kuhn: Re: Unlucky]
+Affection Increase+
>I'm just lending a loving hand to poor, unlucky Kuhn.
>It is "help out Kuhn" week, after all. LOL
Thank you...wait a second. What kind of week is that? LOL
I think the only time I've gotten flowers in real life was when I was in the hospital.
{R1}
[Haseo: Flowers]
Have you ever sent flowers to anyone?
[Kuhn: Re: Flowers]
+Affection Increase+
>Have you ever sent flowers to anyone?
I'm not really a type of guy to send flowers.
I'm more into giving my heart to a girl and make flowers bloom in her heart. LOL
{R2}
[Haseo: Hospitalized]
When were you in the hospital?
[Kuhn: Re: Hospitalized]
+Affection Increase+
>When were you in the hospital?
It was a couple of years ago. Your perspective on life really changes when you face death.
---
[End 'Flower Gift']
---
[Begin 'Hobbies']
---
[Kuhn: Re: What are your hobbies?]
+Affection Increase+
I'd have to say mixed parties!
I usually go to 50 of them a year!
{R1}
[Haseo: Womanizing]
Don't let your womanizing get out of hand.
It'll backfire on you someday.
[Kuhn: Re: Womanizing]
+Affection Increase+
>Don't let your womanizing get out of hand.
>It'll backfire on you someday.
It already has
You're a lot more uptight than I thought you were, Haseo.
How is it a bad thing to have fun with girls? After all, there's no better experience in this life than the
meeting of a man and a woman!!
{R2}
[Haseo: I'm jealous]
Mixed parties, eh... I'm kind of jealous.
[Kuhn: Re: I'm jealous]
+Affection Increase+
>Mixed parties, eh... I'm kind of jealous.
Of course, I'm always broke thanks to them too.
If you're interested, shall I invite you along next time? I bet they'd like you a lot.
Girls love cool, confident guys like yourself
{R1}
[Haseo: Tips]
Can you tell me some tips for mixed parties?
[Kuhn: Re: Tips]
+Affection Increase+
>Can you tell me some tips for mixed parties?
First, have fun.
Second, pretend that when girls have fun, it's fun for you too. We'll talk after you get these down
{R2}
[Haseo: Love]
I wonder...just what is love anyway?
[Kuhn: Re: Love]
+Affection Increase+
>I wonder...just what is love anyway?
Love is solving the curse placed on a girl.
Every girl is secretly waiting for a prince to come and rescue her
{R1}
[Haseo: Salvador Aihara]
You know, Kuhn...
You remind me of Salvador Aihara...
[Kuhn: Re: Salvador Aihara]
>You know, Kuhn...
>You remind me of Salvador Aihara...
Salvador...?
Geez, you really know how to hurt a guy
I mean, that guy's already a work of art on his own
{R2}
[Haseo: Invite me]
I won't tell Pi,
so be sure to invite me next time
[Kuhn: Re: Invite me]
+Affection Increase+
>I won't tell Pi,
>so be sure to invite me next time
I'd be blad to have you whenever it works out for you Just be warned that you might have to take the
Shinkansen or a plane to get here.
You'd have to make sure that the trip pays off!
---
[End 'Hobbies']
---
[Begin 'Challenge']
---
[Kuhn: Re: I will defeat you!]
+Affection Increase+
Man, you always bring these kinds of things up out of nowhere.
So, what is it you're going to defeat me at? If you want to compete on who has the most e-mail addresses of
girls, I'm pretty confident in my chances of winning
{R1}
[Haseo: E-mail addresses]
Oh yeah, just how many girls' addresses do you have in your cell phone anyway?
[Kuhn: Re: E-mail addresses]
+Affection Increase+
>Oh yeah, just how many girls' addresses do you have in your cell phone anyway?
972. My current goal is to make Pi's private address the 1000th.
(Don't tell Pi that)
All right then, how many girls' addresses do you have in your cell phone?
{R2}
[Haseo: Not interested]
A girls' e-mail address competition? Not interested.
[Kuhn: Re: Not interested]
+Affection Increase+
>A girls' e-mail address competition? Not interested.
Come now come now! I bet you're really just dying to know, ain't cha?
I have 972 myself. All girls, of course.
All right, so how many girls' addresses do you have in your cell phone?
{R1}
[Haseo: Eleven]
Um, about 11.
[Kuhn: Re: Eleven]
+Affection Increase+
>Um, about 11.
Wow, that's just about what I expected. Come on now, that's no good! You've gotta enjoy your youth while it
lasts!
If you like, why don't I give you a few pointers for asking a girl out?
{R2}
[Haseo: I'm not saying]
Why should I have to tell you!
[Kuhn: Re: I'm not saying]
+Affection Increase+
>Why should I have to tell you!
Now now, no need to get all worked up about it. When you get to be my age I'm sure you'll become as close to
as many girls as I have.
If you like, why don't I give you a few pointers for asking a girl out?
{R1}
[Haseo: Teach me]
Please teach me all you know, Professor Kuhn!
[Kuhn: Re: Teach me]
+Affection Increase+
>Please teach me all you know, Professor Kuhn!
Good answer!
All right then, listen for some secret techniques from Sniper Kuhn that'll woo any female from 8 to 80!
The most important element for getting a girl is sincerity!
Girls are naturally weak to being treated nicely by men! They can't help it! What's more, they have more
pride than a group of lions!
This means that you first have to act humble and make sure she's happy.
Oh, but don't get the wrong idea.
Acting humble isn't all about putting the girl up on a pedestal or anything.
First you'll want to watch her closely.
Learn what she sees,
learn what she enjoys,
and learn what makes her angry.
Once you've got all that and have it firmly planted inside your head, it's time to make a move!
By using your knowledge that you gained from
=====This e-mail has surpassed its character limit=====
{R2}
[Haseo: No thanks]
Why would I want to take a class by you!
Hell, I bet I know what it would be like without even attending.
It'd actually be a class to teach me how to get dumped by a girl after I thought we were both going out but
then she told me "I'm sorry, I thought we were just friends", right? >XD
[Kuhn: Re: No thanks]
>It'd actually be a class to teach me how to get dumped by a girl after I thought we were both going out but
then she told me "I'm sorry, I thought we were just friends", right? >XD
Ouch...!
H, how did you know that...
Damn it! I'm not giving up until I meet my true love once and for all!
---
[End 'Challenge']
---
Obviously, if you want to do this yourself, you shouldn't read this. It may or may not contain spoilers for the actual game (not really, but it might), so be warned about that as well.
Also, if you spot anything odd, or if you have a suggestion to make it easier to read, please tell me. I'm planning on sending this in to gameFAQs after I clean up the format a bit.
And since this thing is going to be rather unwieldily long, I've also included find keys on such of the different characters.
Atoli ~ XATO
Kuhn ~ XKUH
Pi ~ XPAI
Silabus ~ XSIL
Gaspard ~ XGAS
Piros the 3rd ~ X3RD
Alkaid ~ XALK
Sakubo (Saku) ~ XSAK
Sakubo (Bo) ~ XBO
Endrance ~ XEND
Antares ~ XANT
Matsu ~ XMAT
---
==============================
~About~
==============================
There are no 'dead end' replies. That is to say, no matter your reply in the e-mail chains, you'll always
have to choose from the next two, set responses. Thus, with this format, I'll be giving both of Haseo's
replies, and then their correspondents' reply before moving onto the next two choices.
Basic example of this is like so:
***
[Saku: Re: I want to know you better]
+Affection Increase+
I don't have anything to tell you!
I might change my mind if you pay me though!
{R1}
[Haseo: Age]
I'm 17 and a sophomore in high school.
What about you?
[Saku: Re: Age]
+Affection Increase+
>I'm 17 and a sophomore in high school.
>What about you?
The same as Bo!
{R2}
[Haseo: School]
Do you like school?
[Saku: Re: School]
+Affection Increase+
>Do you like school?
I just make Bo do all my schoolwork for me!
***
As you can see, I also add addition ('+') signs along with text to point out when you get an affection
increase (If you don't, there will be no such text added in the message). Or, in rare occasions, when you
get a decrease in affection, I'll use the subtraction ('-') signs along with indicating text.
Angle brackets ('>') in the message are Haseo's previous text, as I did not feel the need to erase it even
though I typed in Haseo's previous message anyway.
R1 means 'Reply one', and R2 means 'Reply two'.
Square brackets ('[]') are the subject matter.
I hope this does not cause any confusion.
==============================
~Atoli~ [XATO]
==============================
---
[Begin 'Poetry Gift']
---
[Atoli: Re: I want to know you better]
+Affection Increase+
Me?! Really?!
Um, gosh... I don't know where to begin...
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Age]
Im 17 and a sophomore in high school.
What about you?
[Atoli: Re: Age]
+Affection Increase+
>Im 17 and a sophomore in high school.
>What about you?
I'm 16 and just started high school this year.
So you're a year older than me
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Just in case]
Let me ask this just in case...
You're a girl in real life too, right?
[Atoli: Re: Just in case]
+Affection Increase+
>Let me ask this just in case...
>You're a girl in real life too, right?
Of course! You're a boy in real life too, aren't you?
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Where you live]
I live in Tokyo. What about you?
[Atoli: Re: Where you live]
+Affection Increase+
>I live in Tokyo. What about you?
I live in Chiba. Not near the ocean, but closer to Tokyo. LOL I see... I guess that means we could meet if
we wanted to.
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Usually]
What do you usually spend your time doing?
[Atoli: Re: Usually]
+Affection Increase+
>What do you usually spend your time doing?
I guess I'm online pretty much all of the time, even when I'm not playing "The World"...
I usually go around visiting my favorite sites.
The time just goes flying by.
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Someday]
We should meet sometime after things have settled down.
[Atoli: Re: Someday]
+Affection Increase+
>We should meet sometime after things have settled down.
...Um, I don't really know what to say. You'd probably just be bored if you met me for real...
Let me think about it...
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: By the way]
What are your measurements?
[Atoli: Re: By the way]
>What are your measurements?
Um...I'm not actually a game character, so I don't have any official settings like that.
Atoli
---
[End 'Poetry Gift']
---
[Begin 'Hello!']
---
[Atoli: Re: Greeting Card]
+Affection Increase+
Thank you for the greeting card! I feel like today is going to be a great day! You've made me so happy!
You're always acting like a real rough and tough character, but you're actually very polite and well-
mannered, aren't you?
I hope I get to see the kind Haseo when I'm around.
Let's form a part and go adventuring some time soon!
Sincerely,
Atoli
---
[End 'Hello!']
---
[Begin 'Food']
---
[Atoli: Re: Food]
+Affection Increase+
I'm so happy you're interested in me, Haseo!
My favorite food is...I guess it would be beef bowls. LOL
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Me Too]
I like beef bowls too. I often stop by somewhere to eat them on my way back from school.
[Atoli: Re: Me Too]
+Affection Increase+
>I like beef bowls too. I often stop by somewhere to eat them on my way back from school.
Oh, I go to beef bowl places like Yoshidaya occasionally, but most of the time I just make them at home on
my own. I like them to be sweeter than those made in restaurants, and this way I can also add in tofu and
shirataki (potato starch noddles) as I like.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: What?!]
Beef bowls? LOL
Pick something more girly and cute next time. LOL
[Atoli: Re: What?!]
>Beef bowls? LOL
>Pick something more girly and cute next time. LOL
But they're so yummy! Besides, I make them myself, you know.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: You cook?]
So you cook for yourself? You've got it together more than I thought.
[Atoli: Re: You cook?]
+Affection Increase+
>So you cook for yourself? You've got it together more than I thought.
My parents both work, and they always come home late, so I've gotten used to making dinner all by myself.
It's kind of depressing going to all the trouble to cook just for one person. I just wish there was someone
I could make extra for.
By the way, do you prefer Western-style breakfasts or Japanese-style breakfasts?
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: What else do you like?]
Okay, enough about beef bowls. What else do you like?
[Atoli: Re: What else do you like?]
+Affection Increase+
>Okay, enough about beef bowls. What else do you like?
I have lots of things I don't like. I'm terribly picky. I can't stand most vegetables (the onions in beef
bowls are an exception) I get goose bumps just thinking about celery, or peppers, or peas.
By the way Haseo, do you prefer Western-style breakfasts or Japanese-style breakfasts?
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Japanese]
I always have miso soup and white rice for breakfast.
[Atoli: Re: Japanese]
+Affection Increase+
>I always have miso soup and white rice for breakfast.
Wow. It's amazing you always cook rice in the morning. Oh wait, sorry, that would be your mother wouldn't
it? LOL
My favorite ingredient to add to miso soup are shijimi clams! Whenever I make it myself, I always put in
shijimi clams and tofu. I always make sure to use seaweed broth too. I bet there aren't many high school
girls who can cook like I can. LOL
If only "The World" had a cooking system, I'd be happy to level up my skill in that! LOL
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Western]
I always have toast for breakfast.
[Atoli: Re: Western]
+Affection Increase+
>I always have toast for breakfast.
Me too. Or rather, I often just go without breakfast. I never seem to get very hungry in the morning.
Does that ever happen to you?
Sincerely,
Atoli
---
[End 'Food']
---
[Begin 'How are you?']
---
[Atoli: Re: How are you?]
+Affection Increase+
I'm doing fine, thanks!
Take care of yourself too, Haseo.
Sincerely,
Atoli
---
[End 'How are you?']
---
[Begin 'Motto']
---
"To love. To love is not to look only at one another. It is to look together, in the same direction."
I believe Antoine de Saint-Exupery said that. It's a little different from a personal motto, but they're
words that remain in my heart even now.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Ideals]
You sound like a girl with high ideals.
In more ways than one.
[Atoli: Re: Ideals]
+Affection Increase+
>You sound like a girl with high ideals.
>In more ways than one.
I don't think that's the case. I just think everyone else gives up on their ideals too soon.
Do you have someone to look with you in the same direction?
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Together]
Someone to look together in the same direction with? I guess that's one way to think of it.
[Atoli: Re: Together]
+Affection Increase+
>Someone to look together in the same direction with? I guess that's one way to think of it.
The only people I have like that for me are in "The World." You have someone like that, right?
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: ...Yeah]
I think that I've been trying to get that back.
[Atoli: Re: ...Yeah]
+Affection Increase+
>I think that I've been trying to get that back.
I see. Still, I'm just happy you opened up to me a bit.
If there's anything I can do to help, just let me know! I want to do anything I can to help you.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: ...]
...It's not something I tell others.
[Atoli: Re: ...]
>...It's not something I tell others.
You're right. I'm sorry. But if there's anything I can do to help you, just let me know!
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Thanks]
Thanks for the offer.
[Atoli: Re: Thanks]
+Affection Increase+
>Thanks for the offer.
There's no need to thank me. I want to get to know you better. I want to look in the same direction as you.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Not Your Concern]
Don't you get that even good intentions turn bad if you're too damn nosy about other people's business?
[Atoli: Re: Not Your Concern]
>Don't you get that even good intentions turn bad if you're too damn nosy about other people's business?
I guess we keep getting angry at each other because we're looking at each other. I wish I could look in the
same direction as you.
Sincerely,
Atoli
---
[End 'Motto']
---
[Begin 'Flower Gift']
---
[Atoli: Re: Flower Gift]
+Affection Increase+
Thank you for the flower gift! It was so unexpected, I was really surprised! I think this cute card is going
to become a favorite of mine.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Happy?]
I'm glad you're happy, but just getting flowers makes you happy?
[Atoli: Re: Happy?]
+Affection Increase+
>I'm glad you're happy, but just getting flowers makes you happy?
Sure, the flowers are really nice, but what really makes me happy are the feelings behind them.
I think this is the first time a guy gave me flowers.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: It's nothing]
I just sent it out because I had more cards than I needed.
[Atoli: Re: It's nothing]
+Affection Increase+
>I just sent it out because I had more cards than I needed.
That's fine, I'm still just happy that you thought to send it to me.
I think this is the first time a guy gave me flowers.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: First Guy]
Geez, I'm amazed you can say things like that with a straight face. This is kind of awkward. I guess, sorry
your first flowers came from a jerk like me.
[Atoli: Re: First Guy]
+Affection Increase+
>Geez, I'm amazed you can say things like that with a straight face. This is kind of awkward. I guess, sorry
your first flowers came from a jerk like me.
I'm perfectly happy with that. I'm going to treasure them forever.
The reason I joined Moon Tree is because I wanted everyone in "The World" to experience the kind of
happiness that I'm feeling right now.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Memory]
So I'm the first? That should make for a nice memory. LOL
[Atoli: Re: Memory]
+Affection Increase+
>So I'm the first? That should make for a nice memory. LOL
Yes! Thank you so very much. I'm so happy.
The reason I joined Moon Tree is because I wanted everyone in "The World" to experience the kind of
happiness that I'm feeling right now.
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Card]
If I get a hold of more cards, I'll send you another one.
[Atoli: Re: Card]
+Affection Increase+
>If I get a hold of more cards, I'll send you another one.
Yeay!
Now I have something else to look forward to. I just hope more interactions like this spread throughout "The World.}
Sincerely,
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Your feelings]
I hope those feelings you have get across to as many people as they can.
[Atoli: Re: Your feelings]
+Affection Increase+
>I hope those feelings you have get across to as many people as they can.
Yes! If nothing else, I have a feeling that they've at least gotten across to you.
Sincerely,
Atoli
---
[End 'Flower Gift']
---
[Begin 'Hobbies']
---
[Atoli: Re: What are your hobbies?]
+Affection Increase+
I don't know if you could call it a hobby, but I do have three Java sparrows as pets.
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Must be tough]
Doesn't it get tough taking care of three birds?
[Atoli: Re: Must be tough]
+Affection Increase+
>Doesn't it get tough taking care of three birds?
Not at all. I love taking care of them every day.
Hand-perching sparrows are really friendly, so you have to be sure to play with them every day. They've all
got such distinct personalities, so it's a lot of fun.
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Caged birds]
I feel bad for the birds trapped in cages.
[Atoli: Re: Caged birds]
>I feel bad for the birds trapped in cages.
Um...
I know what you mean, but if everyone did that then nobody would be able to keep pets at all...
Hand-perching sparrows are really friendly, so you have to be sure to play with them every day. They've all
got such distinct personalities, so it's a lot of fun.
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Your sparrows]
What are their names and personalities?
[Atoli: Re: Your sparrows]
+Affection Increase+
>What are their names and personalities?
My pink sparrow, Bun, loves to play rough and tug at my hair.
My white sparrow, Haku, is a quiet and refined young woman. She loves taking baths.
Mon has cinnamon-colored wings and is known as a cinnamon type of sparrow. He's the only who isn't a hand-
perching sparrow. He'll always be singing along merrily by imself, and sometimes he gets the other two to
sing along.
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Free]
Do you let them run around freely?
[Atoli: Re: Free]
+Affection Increase+
>Do you let them run around freely?
I'm afraid not...
I really should let them run around my room and let them get some exercise, but it's a huge job to clean up
after them when they're done.
Incidentally!
Theirs names are Bun, Haku and Mon.
They're all named after their particular species.
Atoli
{R1}
[Haseo: Atoli]
Come to think of it, your character's name was also taken from a bird, right? what kind of bird?
[Atoli: Re: Atoli]
+Affection Increase+
>Come to think of it, your character's name was also taken from a bird, right? what kind of bird?
You remembered! Thank you so much Haseo!!
An Atoli is a small bird that resembles a swallow. It's a migrating bird, that works hard every year to make
the long trip from Russia to Japan.
Atoli
{R2}
[Haseo: Naming sense]
Atoli...
Your taste in coming up with names is just...
[Atoli: Re: Naming sense]
>Atoli...
>Your taste in coming up with names is just...
I know, I know, I have no sense for naming.
I already knew that without you telling me, Haseo... You big meanie!
Atoli
---
[End 'Hobbies']
---
[Begin 'Challenge']
---
[Atoli: Re: I will defeat you!]
Um...did I do something else to upset you, Haseo?
Atoli
---
[End 'Challenge']
---
==============================
~Kuhn~ [XKUH]
==============================
---
[Begin 'Poetry Gift']
---
[Kuhn: Re: I want to know you better]
+Affection Increase+
You know, you really should send this kind of card to a girl
{R1}
[Haseo: Age]
Seriously, how old are you?
I'm 17 and a sophomore in high school.
[Kuhn: Re: Age]
+Affection Increase+
>Seriously, how old are you?
>I'm 17 and a sophomore in high school.
I'm 24 and living paycheck to paycheck (and proud of it).
Currently, I'm working part-time at CC Corp.
I've found that saying I work at CC Corp is a great way meet girls, even part-time
{R2}
[Haseo: Usually]
What do you usually spend your time doing?
[Kuhn: Re: Usually]
+Affection Increase+
Work part time for G.U. and mixed parties D
I've found that saying I work at CC Corp is a great way to meet girls, even part-time
{R1}
[Haseo: Where you live]
I live in Tokyo. What about you?
{R1}
[Haseo: Re: Where you live]
+Affection Increase+
>I live in Tokyo. What about you?
I'm in Kanazawa, actually.
Pi and Yata both live in Tokyo though.
{R2}
[Haseo: Salary]
How's the pay for G.U.?
I'm not getting anything from them.
[Kuhn: Re: Salary]
+Affection Increase+
>How's the pay for G.U.?
>I'm not getting anything from them.
Pretty good for where I live, but probably not much for someone in Tokyo. Basically, it's a little extra
help with my expenses?
{R1}
[Haseo: Someday]
I hope we can meet up someday.
[Kuhn: Re: Someday]
+Affection Increase+
>I hope we can meet up someday.
We should go to a mixed party sometime!
{R2}
[Haseo: By the way]
Did you find a girlfriend yet?
[Kuhn: Re: By the way]
>Did you find a girlfriend yet?
...*cries*
---
[End 'Poetry Gift']
---
[Begin 'Hello!']
---
[Kuhn: Re: Greeting Card]
+Affection Increase+
Thanks for the greeting card! There's nothing like a single e-mail or a single card to show what someone
really thinks of you. In that sense, they do more to touch one's heart, more valuable than any expensive
present. Not!
Thanks again!
---
[End 'Hello!]
---
[Begin 'Food']
---
[Kuhn: Re: Food]
+Affection Increase+
Uh, thanks for the card, but why do you want to know what I eat? LOL
Never ask a single guy. You know what I'm talking about, right?
{R1}
[Haseo: Just Reference]
Just curious what it's like living by yourself. What do you usually eat?
[Kuhn: Re: Just Reference]
+Affection Increase+
>Just curious what it's like living by yourself. What do you usually eat?
Well when I was working at the supermarket or fast food joint they gave me food that expired.
Pi said you're still in high school. I'll give you some tips on getting good jobs once you go out on your
own. I've done lots of jobs.
{R2}
[Haseo: Blackmail]
See if I can blackmail you later. lol
[Kuhn: Re: Blackmail]
+Affection Increase+
>See if I can blackmail you later. lol
Blackmail, huh?
The hardest part about living by yourself is when you get sick. It's not pretty when you're down with a
cold. I can even fall in love with the nice little old ladies at the drug store.
{R1}
[Haseo: Work]
So, what do you do right now?
[Kuhn: Re: Work]
+Affection Increase+
>So, what do you do right now?
Right now I work part-time at an arcade.
And I also work part-time for G.U....man, I suck.
(Oh, don't say that to Pi.)
And I get to eat some take-out again tonight.
{R2}
[Haseo: Single]
You're single? Okay.
[Kuhn: Re: Single]
+Affection Increase+
>You're single? Okay.
What do you mean "Okay"? LOL
Do I look married to you?
I'm not that old (well these days people think you're old even if you're in your twenties.)
And a take-out dinner is waiting for me tonight.
{R1}
[Haseo: Girlfriend]
Don't you have a girlfriend?
[Kuhn: Re: Girlfriend]
+Affection Increase+
>Don't you have a girlfriend?
Not right now I don't. There were lots of girls that I wouldn't have minded, but things always get ugly and
blow up on me, it was partially my fault for not being clearer. I could never figure out where the line
between a friend and a lover was, you know?
I get lots of calls from friends who are girls. Usually, they want me to come to even the numbers or talk
about their problems with work or relationships. Sometimes they just want me to help them with moving, or do
stuff for them.
...Geez, I feel so used. ROTFL
The only time I had someone I could call a real girlfriend was during high school. Never forget your real
life.
{R2}
[Haseo: Pi]
What about Pi? You look like you two would get along well. lol
[Kuhn: Re: Pi]
+Affection Increase+
>What about Pi? You look like you two would get along well. lol
Oh man, I just had the scariest vision of...uh never mind. ROTFL
Pi's a CC Corp. employee, remember? She doesn't have time for some lowly worker monkey like me.
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[End 'Food']
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[Begin 'How are you?']
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[Kuhn: Re: How are you?]
+Affection Increase+
Actually, I just asked out a girl I had my eye on.
And she shot me down without any hesitation.
{R1}
[Haseo: Why?]
Sounds like it hurt. lol Why did she reject you?
[Kuhn: Re: Why?]
+Affection Increase+
>Sounds like it hurt. lol Why did she reject you?
Basically she said, "You don't want me. You just want a girlfriend." She knows I have a lot of female
freinds. Maybe that's why I'm so easily misunderstood.
Not only do I keep getting turned down in real life, but I've been on a streak of getting dumped online,
too.
{R2}
[Haseo: Online?]
So you're picking up girls in "The World"?
Man, you're pathetic.
[Kuhn: Re: Online?]
>So you're picking up girls in "The World"?
>Man, you're pathetic.
I'm not picking them up, I just want to be friends with them. Though it takes a hell of a lot of effort to
talk to girls online. I mean, you only talk through e-mails and chat.
So things that can be easily avoided in the real world get tangled up when it's online. God, I hate it.
Not only do I keep getting turned down in real life, but I've been on a streak of getting dumped online,
too.
{R1}
[Haseo: Your Fault]
So you're two-timing your online girls with your offline girls?
Well, no wonder. LOL
[Kuhn: Re: Your Fault]
+Affection Increase+
>So you're two-timing your online girls with your offline girls?
>Well, no wonder. LOL
I can make many love flowers bloom, but I can't seem to grab hold of a single love fruit...okay, don't hit
me.
I think it went downhill when my girlfriend dumped me back in high school.
{R2}
[Haseo: Respect]
Whatever else I may think about you, Kuhn. I have to respect your sheer vitality when it comes to that
stuff.
[Kuhn: Re: Respect]
+Affection Increase+
>Whatever else I may think about you, Kuhn. I have to respect your sheer vitality when it comes to that
stuff.
Well life is better when you're having fun. You've always got to try hard to accomplish that.
I think it all went downhill when my girlfriend dumped me back in high school.
{R1}
[Haseo: Your high school girlfriend]
What was your high school girlfriend like?
[Kuhn: Re: Your high school girlfriend]
+Affection Increase+
>What was your high school girlfriend like?
She was a great girl with well-kept eyebrows.
She was kind of uptight. Now that I look back, it's pretty obvious why she dumped me, since I was still just
a kid back then.
Now, I know I can be a little nicer to her, but of course it's too late now.
{R2}
[Haseo: No Principle]
It's because you've got no principle. You may think that you're being clear about who you're interested in
and who you're just friendly, but the way see it, you're just another jock. LOL
[Kuhn: Re: No Principle]
+Affection Increase+
>It's because you've got no principle. You may think that you're being clear about who you're interested in
and who you're just friendly, but the way see it, you're just another jock. LOL
It's not what I think. It's how the other person feels.
Man, am I gonna be like this the rest of my life? LOL
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[End 'How are you?']
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[Begin 'Motto']
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[Kuhn: Re: Motto]
+Affection Increase+
I guess it'd be "Haste makes waste." LOL
Don't ask me why. ROTFL
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[End 'Motto']
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[Begin 'Flower Gift']
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[Kuhn: Re: Flower Gift]
+Affection Increase+
Thanks for the greeting card, but come on, flowers?!
Why me? LOL
Weren't cards with the word "gift" in their name supposed to be really rare?
{R1}
[Haseo: Well...]
I think...maybe...I'm in love with you...
[Kuhn: Re: Well...]
+Affection Increase+
>I think...maybe...I'm in love with you...
Hahahaha. LOL So even you joke around like this sometimes. I'm kind of surprised. I guess you can learn
things about someone through e-mail you just can't learn anywhere else.
You know, If I were given flowers by a guy in real life, I'd be running away like crazy, but online, I guess
it doesn't bother me.
Anyway, thanks.
{R2}
[Haseo: Don't read too much]
Don't bother reading too much into it. LOL
[Kuhn: Re: Don't read too much]
+Affection Increase+
>Don't bother reading too much into it. LOL
Well geez, how am I supposed to NOT read too much into it now?
You know, If I were given flowers by a guy in real life, I'd be running away like crazy, but online, I guess
it doesn't bother me.
Anyway, thanks.
{R1}
[Haseo: Thanks]
No, thank you. I really am grateful to you.
[Kuhn: Re: Thanks]
+Affection Increase+
>No, thank you. I really am grateful to you.
You know, the word "thank you" is a nice word. I want to be able to say that in the real world.
I think the only time I've gotten flowers in real life was when I was in the hospital.
{R2}
[Haseo: Unlucky]
I'm just lending a loving hand to poor, unlucky Kuhn.
It is "help out Kuhn" week, after all. LOL
[Kuhn: Re: Unlucky]
+Affection Increase+
>I'm just lending a loving hand to poor, unlucky Kuhn.
>It is "help out Kuhn" week, after all. LOL
Thank you...wait a second. What kind of week is that? LOL
I think the only time I've gotten flowers in real life was when I was in the hospital.
{R1}
[Haseo: Flowers]
Have you ever sent flowers to anyone?
[Kuhn: Re: Flowers]
+Affection Increase+
>Have you ever sent flowers to anyone?
I'm not really a type of guy to send flowers.
I'm more into giving my heart to a girl and make flowers bloom in her heart. LOL
{R2}
[Haseo: Hospitalized]
When were you in the hospital?
[Kuhn: Re: Hospitalized]
+Affection Increase+
>When were you in the hospital?
It was a couple of years ago. Your perspective on life really changes when you face death.
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[End 'Flower Gift']
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[Begin 'Hobbies']
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[Kuhn: Re: What are your hobbies?]
+Affection Increase+
I'd have to say mixed parties!
I usually go to 50 of them a year!
{R1}
[Haseo: Womanizing]
Don't let your womanizing get out of hand.
It'll backfire on you someday.
[Kuhn: Re: Womanizing]
+Affection Increase+
>Don't let your womanizing get out of hand.
>It'll backfire on you someday.
It already has
You're a lot more uptight than I thought you were, Haseo.
How is it a bad thing to have fun with girls? After all, there's no better experience in this life than the
meeting of a man and a woman!!
{R2}
[Haseo: I'm jealous]
Mixed parties, eh... I'm kind of jealous.
[Kuhn: Re: I'm jealous]
+Affection Increase+
>Mixed parties, eh... I'm kind of jealous.
Of course, I'm always broke thanks to them too.
If you're interested, shall I invite you along next time? I bet they'd like you a lot.
Girls love cool, confident guys like yourself
{R1}
[Haseo: Tips]
Can you tell me some tips for mixed parties?
[Kuhn: Re: Tips]
+Affection Increase+
>Can you tell me some tips for mixed parties?
First, have fun.
Second, pretend that when girls have fun, it's fun for you too. We'll talk after you get these down
{R2}
[Haseo: Love]
I wonder...just what is love anyway?
[Kuhn: Re: Love]
+Affection Increase+
>I wonder...just what is love anyway?
Love is solving the curse placed on a girl.
Every girl is secretly waiting for a prince to come and rescue her
{R1}
[Haseo: Salvador Aihara]
You know, Kuhn...
You remind me of Salvador Aihara...
[Kuhn: Re: Salvador Aihara]
>You know, Kuhn...
>You remind me of Salvador Aihara...
Salvador...?
Geez, you really know how to hurt a guy
I mean, that guy's already a work of art on his own
{R2}
[Haseo: Invite me]
I won't tell Pi,
so be sure to invite me next time
[Kuhn: Re: Invite me]
+Affection Increase+
>I won't tell Pi,
>so be sure to invite me next time
I'd be blad to have you whenever it works out for you
Just be warned that you might have to take the Shinkansen or a plane to get here.
You'd have to make sure that the trip pays off!
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[End 'Hobbies']
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[Begin 'Challenge']
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[Kuhn: Re: I will defeat you!]
+Affection Increase+
Man, you always bring these kinds of things up out of nowhere.
So, what is it you're going to defeat me at? If you want to compete on who has the most e-mail addresses of
girls, I'm pretty confident in my chances of winning
{R1}
[Haseo: E-mail addresses]
Oh yeah, just how many girls' addresses do you have in your cell phone anyway?
[Kuhn: Re: E-mail addresses]
+Affection Increase+
>Oh yeah, just how many girls' addresses do you have in your cell phone anyway?
972. My current goal is to make Pi's private address the 1000th.
(Don't tell Pi that)
All right then, how many girls' addresses do you have in your cell phone?
{R2}
[Haseo: Not interested]
A girls' e-mail address competition? Not interested.
[Kuhn: Re: Not interested]
+Affection Increase+
>A girls' e-mail address competition? Not interested.
Come now come now! I bet you're really just dying to know, ain't cha?
I have 972 myself. All girls, of course.
All right, so how many girls' addresses do you have in your cell phone?
{R1}
[Haseo: Eleven]
Um, about 11.
[Kuhn: Re: Eleven]
+Affection Increase+
>Um, about 11.
Wow, that's just about what I expected. Come on now, that's no good! You've gotta enjoy your youth while it
lasts!
If you like, why don't I give you a few pointers for asking a girl out?
{R2}
[Haseo: I'm not saying]
Why should I have to tell you!
[Kuhn: Re: I'm not saying]
+Affection Increase+
>Why should I have to tell you!
Now now, no need to get all worked up about it. When you get to be my age I'm sure you'll become as close to
as many girls as I have.
If you like, why don't I give you a few pointers for asking a girl out?
{R1}
[Haseo: Teach me]
Please teach me all you know, Professor Kuhn!
[Kuhn: Re: Teach me]
+Affection Increase+
>Please teach me all you know, Professor Kuhn!
Good answer!
All right then, listen for some secret techniques from Sniper Kuhn that'll woo any female from 8 to 80!
The most important element for getting a girl is sincerity!
Girls are naturally weak to being treated nicely by men! They can't help it! What's more, they have more
pride than a group of lions!
This means that you first have to act humble and make sure she's happy.
Oh, but don't get the wrong idea.
Acting humble isn't all about putting the girl up on a pedestal or anything.
First you'll want to watch her closely.
Learn what she sees,
learn what she enjoys,
and learn what makes her angry.
Once you've got all that and have it firmly planted inside your head, it's time to make a move!
By using your knowledge that you gained from
=====This e-mail has surpassed its character limit=====
{R2}
[Haseo: No thanks]
Why would I want to take a class by you!
Hell, I bet I know what it would be like without even attending.
It'd actually be a class to teach me how to get dumped by a girl after I thought we were both going out but
then she told me "I'm sorry, I thought we were just friends", right? >XD
[Kuhn: Re: No thanks]
>It'd actually be a class to teach me how to get dumped by a girl after I thought we were both going out but
then she told me "I'm sorry, I thought we were just friends", right? >XD
Ouch...!
H, how did you know that...
Damn it! I'm not giving up until I meet my true love once and for all!
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[End 'Challenge']
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