Harry Potter Harry Potter and Childish Things

zerohour

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#1
It all started with Dudley's birthday. As always, Dudley got a ton of presents, while Harry was forced out of the way, into his cupboard. However, this year, Dudley turned seven, which meant that he had outgrown ôlittle kids stuff.ö

ôHere.ö Dudley sneered, throwing something at Harry. ôI'm too grown up for such a baby toy. Maybe this'll keep you from crying about your dead parents!ö

Harry didn't respond, knowing it would only make things worse. Instead, he waited until Dudley shut the cupboard, and examined the closest thing he had to a real gift. It wasn't much to look at, a fairly ragged stuffed T-Rex, probably something bought from a gift shop years ago. Still, it was far better than anything else he had, so he placed it on the shelf, curled up, and went to sleep.

Things proceeded as normal, the only difference was that Harry had someone to talk to. Sure, Rex didn't talk back to him, but being able to voice his problems helped. This went on for a few weeks, before something unusual happened.

Rex talked back.

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Harry stared.

ôWHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT???ö

ôWell, I've never talked to a dinosaur before.ö

ôI'VE NEVER TALKED TO A HUMAN BEFORE, SO I GUESS WE'RE EVEN.ö

ôI suppose you're right...ö Harry responded, too surprised to do anything else.

ôCAN WE GO OUTSIDE??? IT'S BORING IN HERE.ö

ôI don't know... it's pretty late...ö Harry's childish mind allowing him to accept and adapt to this unexpected change.

ôCOME ON... IT'LL BE FUN...ö Rex wheedled.

ôAlright...ö Harry sighed, picking up the toy and sneaking out of the house.

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ôOkay, we're outside. Now what?ö

ôHANG ON A MINUTE. I NEED TO STRETCH.ö

ôWhat do you mean stretch?ö Harry asked, though his question was quickly answered.

Rex... for lack of a better word... changed. The ragged toy shifted, warped, and grew, it's bright yellow color darkening to a deep orange, accompanied by dark red stripes. His arms grew massive, taking on the proportions of a gorilla's. Bladed claws jutted out from his hands and feet, and his jaws grew to a massive size, and for a moment, harry thought he saw flames flicking inside his mouth. To complete to horrifying image, a massive, glowing red eye opened on Rex's head, gazing into the unspeakable nightmare beyond mortal comprehension.

There was only one appropriate response.

ôWicked.ö

This began a beautiful, if disturbing, friendship.
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At first, Harry tried to hide Rex. He always kept him safely stored in his book bag, or hidden in the cupboard. However, Dudley seemed to have a second sense when it came to things important to Harry. It was only a few short weeks before Dudley noticed Harry's new favorite toy. And of course, anything Harry liked, Dudley liked to take away.

It was only a matter of time before Dudley gathered up his gang for another round of Harry-Hunting. As usual, they were relentless, and quickly herded Harry into an alley.

Sadly for them, that was just what Harry needed.

ôHow's it going Harry?ö Dudley asked, his gang trying to look menacing behind him.

ôYou should leave me alone Dudley.ö Harry responded, displaying a previously unknown confidence.

ôOh? What are you going to do?ö Dudley sneered, accompanied by the laughter of his minions.

ôI'm not going to to anything.ö Harry replied. ôHe is.ö

It was then that the gang noticed the heavy breathing behind them. As one, they turned around slowly, their eyes widening as they beheld the monster.

His jaws widened into what only Harry recognized as a grin, an Rex let out of terrifying roar. The gang fled from the abomination, screaming. Only Dudley remained, to transfixed by terror to move. Rex's grin widened, and he leaned forward, and licked him. Dudley's eyes rolled back into his head, as he soiled himself, and blacked out.

Harry grinned, and calmly walked out of the alley, as Rex reverted to his benign shape and size. It was a good day.

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After that encounter, Dudley and his friends left him alone, but Harry's reputation changed from Dudley's punching bag to creepy kid. That reputation worsened after Vernon learned of the encounter, and decided to express his displeasure.

ôWHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR COUNSIN BOY!?!ö Vernon shouted, his voice echoing through the house.

ôI didn't do anything!ö Harry yelled, ôIt was Rex!ö

ôYOU THINK I'LL BELIEVE THAT HORSE TRIPE!? I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!ö Vernon screamed back, his veins bulging.

ôI'm telling the truth!!!ö

ôSHUT UP BOY!!!ö Vernon yelled, unbuckling his belt. ôNO FOOD FOR A WEEK, BUT FIRST, YOU NEED A GOOD BEATING SO YOU KNOW YOUR PLACE!!ö

That was the last straw. Of all the stupid things to do, threatening a monster's kid is at the top. Within seconds, Rex had resumed his true form, and was snarling at the now terrified Vernon. Struggling to avoid tearing the house apart with his size, Rex bent down, and looked at Vernon, meeting him eye to glowing red eye. Vernon began screaming, and didn't stop, he screamed until his throat went raw and coated with blood. He kept screaming, even when Petunia called the paramedics and he was taken away.

Surprisingly, the timing of the incident couldn't have been better. Grunnings had amazing health insurance, and Vernon had been involved in an important deal at the time. It was fairly obvious that the pressure had gotten to him, and Grunnings always looked out for its own. Despite the loss of their source of income, the Dursleys were now set for life, in honor to the dedicated employee whose mind was tragically crushed under the pressure.. Eventually, they moved the unresponsive Vernon from the hospital back home, where he spent hos days mindlessly staring at the television.

Petunia learned the lessons that Vernon and Dudley had failed to heed, and Harry was moved out of the cupboard, and into Dudley's second bedroom. Harry was treated, if not warmly, then at least cordially. Likewise, Dudley had no desire to repeat the encounter with Rex, and learned to avoid Harry as much as possible. While he retained one or two loyal gang members, the majority of them deserted him, in fear of drawing Harry's ire.


At this point, everyone avoided Harry as much as possible, but now, it no longer bothered him as much. Harry had Rex, and that was more than enough.


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For those of you who aren't aware, this is a cross over with Monsters and Other Childish Things.

The next chapter will introduce some more stuff from MaOCT, as well as a friend or two for Harry and Rex. The next chapter after that will probably be getting ready for/being at Hogwarts.


Oh, and I want those baby sandwiches Squirrel.
 

Tentrees

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#2
:hail: :jawdrop: :blink:

LOVE IT! Post more soon!

Details on what happened to Snape...catatonia like Vernon or gulped down while screaming like the troll.

Love to see the look on Prof. MacGonagals face when she see's the room full of gore and and a blood slaptered and trauma tized Hermione who is otherwise unscratched.

Especially if she is standing their berating said Monster for poor table manners. Or in true dentistsdaughter fassion not chewing properly.
 

jaredstar

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#5
not bad, though i will admit that at first i thought this was a toy story crossover
 

Icsis

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#6
Interesting I wonder what Hagrid reaction will be to Rex.

Will he droll, or will he show off his own Monster friend.

Bet this Harry will get along great with Hagrid
 

zerohour

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#7
jaredstar said:
not bad, though i will admit that at first i thought this was a toy story crossover
I'm not quite sure how to respond to that. Is that a good or bad first impression?

@Icsis:Harry probably

@Tentrees: I haven't decided what happened to Snape yet. I wrote the first snippet as a teaser/oneshot, so there wasn't much backstory involved. Don't worry, with MaOCT, there are plenty of horrible things I can cook up.


I'm not sure which house Harry's going to end up in. Right now, I'm leaning toward Hufflepuff, for plot reasons, and because no one would suspect a Hufflepuff of causing rampant destruction in the school. Or driving the teachers insane. Or eating pets. Or any of the activities Harry and Rex are likely to get into.


For those of you interested, here are Rex's stats. I'll probably be tweaking them for awhile yet, but the end result shouldn't be too different.

Rex:
Legs and Tail: 1-3
Dice: 8
Attack
Awesome x2
Wicked Fast x3
Tough x2

Reality Rending Claws: 4-6
Dice: 9
Attack
Defend
Awesome x2
Wicked Fast x1
Tough x2

Jaws of Death: 7-9
Dice: 7
Attack
Useful: Eat Dreams/Nightmares
Burn
Area x3
Awesome x2
Toughx2
Gnarly x1

Nightmarish Eye: 10
Dice: 2
Useful: See the Unseeable
Useful: Cause Nightmares/Visions
Sharing
Awesome x2

Appearance: Rex resembles a Tyrannasaurus Rex, save for some key differences. His legs and tail are covered in razor sharp blades, his arms are massive, and paired with accompanying claws, and he only has a single, red, glowing eye. Oh. And he breathes fire.

Personality: Tough, Hungry, Gung Ho
Favorite Thing: Causing/Eating Nightmares
Hide: Turn into a stuffed Tyrannasaurus
 

zerohour

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#8
Part One of the next chapter.



Being the creepy kid as school wasn't all that bad. He didn't have many friends, but that wasn't too different from when Dudley picked on him. Dudley generally avoided him, which was nice, and Aunt Petunia was nice, if a bit fearful. His teachers were a bit more friendly to him, especially the science teacher for some reason. Heck, since he got his brain melted, Uncle Vernon had lost twenty pounds!

All Harry really needed was Rex, though more often than not, Rex created trouble that was far worse than anything Harry had to deal with before. It took only a couple of days before Rex developed a taste for chasing Mrs. Figg's cats around the neighborhood. The fact that the Dursley's had laid off since Vernon's unfortunate breakdown made it managable, if only barely. Harry was worried about what Rex would start doing once he got bored of just chasing the cats around. He didn't want to deal with a neighborhood papered in missing cat posters.

Despite everything, things were at least manageable, which meant that it was only a matter of time before Fate decided to intervene in Harry Potter's life.

It was about a month later, Harry's birthday had passed, and school had started again. As with any new school year, there were new challenges and opportunities to accompany it. In Harry's case, there was one in particular.

ôHEY HARRY.ö

ôHm? What is it Rex?ö Harry asked, pulling his gaze away from the window.

ôI DUNNO... SOMETHING JUST FEELS...DIFFERENT. OR THE SAME. I CAN'T DECIDE.ö

ôThat doesn't make any sense.ö

ôWELL IT'S THE TRUTH.ö

ôClass, I'd like you to meet our new student.ö the teacher spoke up, drawing Harry;'s attention away from his talk with Rex.

ôEveryone, I'd like you to meet Annabel.ö

ôHi.ö

ôNow I expect you all to be nice to her, since she's new, alright kids?ö The teacher smiled, ôWhy don't you take a seat right over there deary?ö

ôYes Ma'am.ö

Aside from the addition of a new student, things proceeded normally. The only real difference was Rex's attitude. For some reason, he was acting....twitchy. Something was bothering him, and he constant mutterings were beginning to get on Harry's nerves.

ôMaybe you should go outside for awhile.ö Harry said, discreetly pushing Rex out the window.

ôBUT HARRY....ö Rex whined

ôJust...go run around for awhile.ö

ôFINE...ö

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Things were relatively quiet until recess. Dudley, sensing a chance to reassert his place as the alpha, decided to harass the new girl.


ô-URK!ö from out of nowhere, Annabel pulled out a baseball bat, and clocked Dudley in the jaw. He staggered around for a minute, before she elected to give it another shot and knocked him out cold. Clearly, Annabel was not one to be messed with, and not in the way Dudley's creepy cousin was. If you made her mad, she would wail on you until you went down, or someone got a teacher.

Almost immediately, several of Dudley's old friends surrounded her, sucking up to the new queen of the playground. Harry sighed. Hopefully she wouldn't bother him like Dudley used to, but that was probably too much to hope for.

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Much to Harry's chagrin, the new girl quickly became the least of his worries.

Math class was as dull as ever, and though he did his best to pay attention, he found hi attention drifting outside more often than not. It was during one of these drifting moments that Harry noticed what Rex was up to.

Unlike his usual shenanigans, Rex wasn't tasting the various pieces of playground equipment or chasing animals. This time, Rex was fighting.

Immediately, Harry put his hand in the air, ôCan I go to the bathroom?ö The teacher was so involved in explaining the concept of long division, that she didn't notice Harry's question. Deciding that there wasn't any time to waste, Harry got up and quietly walked out of the classroom, before breaking into a sprint.

By the time he made it outside, the fight was in full swing, as the accumilationg property damage would attest. Now that Harry was there, he wasn't sure what to do. Fortunately, he was saved from that problem as a second person showed up.

ôHOMER, STOP!!!ö Harry turned in shock to see Annabel screaming at the brawling monsters, looking more irritated than anything else. Sadly, there was very little that could stop a monster fight once it got going. Even a very irate little girl wasn't enough.

The new monster, name Homer apparently, hefted Rex above its head, before hurling him into the school. Given Rex's considerable size, it was no surprise when he crashed through the wall, landing in Mr. Henderson's lab area.

Heedless of the protesting children, Homer pressed his advantage and tackled the stunned dinosaur, crushing several desks and chairs, and shattering dozens of vials. Rex responded with a blast of flames, igniting the newly created firewood, and creating a veritable haze of toxic gases. Masked by the poisonous smoke, Rex charged Homer, plowing into the collection of baseball equipment and forcing the fight back into the playground.

ôDamn it Homer...ö Annabel cursed, watching the havoc the ongoing brawl was causing. ôHey, you.ö

ôMe?ö Harry asked.

ôDo you see some other nimrod around? Help me get their attention.ö Annabel commanded.

ôEr... alright, but how are we going to do that?ö

ôHere,ö she replied, handing him a baseball. ôOn the count of three, throw it at them as hard as you can.ö

ôUm... is that really going to work?ö

ôIt worked last time, but Homer was chasing the neighborhood dog, not fighting a dinosaur. Ready?ö

ôWell...ö

ôOne! Two!!! THREE!!!ö at Annabel's command, the two children hurled the balls at the warring beasts. Despite all logic to the contrary, they actually did, acting like dogs that had been yelled at more than eldritch horrors from beyond.

ôBUT ANNIE... HE MADE FUN OF ME...ö Homer defended, earning an incredulous look.

ôYOU... YOU CALLED ME A PREHISTORIC CHICKEN!!!ö Rex roared, flames flickering in his jaws.

ôYOU SAID BASEBALL WASN'T A REAL SPORT!!!ö Homer shouted, gearing up to fight again.

ôWELL YOU-ö

ôBoth of you! Shut up!!!ö Annabel screamed, stopping the whining once and for all. Sighing in exasperation, she turned to face the relatively quiet Harry.

ôLet's start this whole thing over again. Hi. My name is Annabel, but you can call me Annie. This is my monster, Homer.ö

ôUh... I'm Harry, and this is my monster Rex.ö

The two monsters merely growled at each other, before a glare from their partners put them on their best behavior.

The creepy kid and the weird new girl. Clearly a match made in heaven.

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The school was closed for the next week, while the local authorities cleaned up after the ôlab explosionö and made sure that the building didn't suffer from any major structural damage. This worked out well for Harry and Annie, since it gave them a chance to get to know each other.

It turned out that Annie had had Homer for months, and his general disregard for property damage had led to repeated moves. Fortunately, she loudly proclaimed, she had finally got him trained, and as long as Rex was on his best behavior, there wouldn't be any problems. While this led to a lot of mumbled complaints from Rex, Harry was perfectly happy with that condition, as long as he had a friend.

Well, he always had Rex, but that went without saying.

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So, what do you guys think?

Is the Title a good choice? Given that jaredstar thought it was a Toy Story crossover... do you think it should be something else? Any suggestions?
 

jaredstar

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#9
when i thought it was a toy story cross it was only because at first glance i saw stuffed dinosaur and the name rex. its not an insult or a compliment. it just is what it is.


that being said as far as the title is concerned it fine (though just to be on the safe side you might want mention what the cross is in the summery on what ever fic archive you put it on.
 

Deathsheadx

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#10
actually i'm not happy with it.

I have no idea who annabel is, i don't know if she's an OC or a character lifted from Monsters and Other Childish things, then there is the issue of her place in the overall plot, is she a throw away, is she a main character, and iff she is a main character how can she effect the storry when harry will be in hogwarts?
 
#11
VERY first impressions was it was some kind of Calvin and Hobbes crossover, but then you went and made him REAL real, not just a figment of Harry's imagination. :blue:
 

CatOnFire

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#12
jaredstar said:
when i thought it was a toy story cross it was only because at first glance i saw stuffed dinosaur and the name rex.
Rex in Toy Story wasn't stuffed, he was made of plastic.


What does Homer look like?
 

Prince Charon

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#13
Interesting, that it is.
 

zerohour

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#16
Master of Squirrel-Fu said:
CatOnFire said:
What does Homer look like?
And Annabel.
I should probably integrate these into the story.


Homer is an amalgamation of baseball equipment. His legs are composed of dozen of steel baseball bats. His torso is a collection of baseball uniforms, and his arms are made of thousands of baseballs. Atop this monstrosity sits a massive, damaged Catchers Mask, which conceals everything except for his glowing yellow eyes. The entirety of his body is covered in dark stains, which he claims are baseball field dirt, and whenever anyone points out that they're too dark to be dirt, he simply says ôit was raining.ö The torso stains are accented by mold, fungus, and the stench of teen body odor.


Annabel looks like your typical tomboy. She normally wears a T-shirt, a pair of jeans or shorts, and a baseball cap, which is usually pulled low enough to hide her blue eyes. Her blond hair is normally tied back in a ponytail. Annabel has a wiry build, which was developed by her all consuming love of baseball.


@Deathsheadx:
As always, don't like, don't read

Annabel is an OC. She mainly serves as a childhood friend for Harry, as well as his "Monster" friend. Harry will be writing to her while at Hogwarts, and may spend his breaks with her.
 

Deathsheadx

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#17
zerohour said:
@Deathsheadx:
As always, don't like, don't read

Annabel is an OC. She mainly serves as a childhood friend for Harry, as well as his "Monster" friend. Harry will be writing to her while at Hogwarts, and may spend his breaks with her.
you know what that's bullshit zerohour. you basically asked for criticism and i gave it. i didn't bash the story or the writing, in fact i went out of my way to point out what was causing my issue with the story and your first response is dont like don't read?
 

zerohour

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#18
Deathsheadx said:
zerohour said:
@Deathsheadx:
As always, don't like, don't read

Annabel is an OC.? She mainly serves as a childhood friend for Harry, as well as his "Monster" friend.? Harry will be writing to her while at Hogwarts, and may spend his breaks with her.
you know what that's bullshit zerohour. you basically asked for criticism and i gave it. i didn't bash the story or the writing, in fact i went out of my way to point out what was causing my issue with the story and your first response is dont like don't read?
I apologize if I seemed like a jerk, that wasn't my intent.

I prefaced my response with DLDR since it seemed you made your decision to dislike the story based on the addition of an OC, since you didn't offer anything aside from what I believed to be disdain. If that assumption is wrong, then I suppose the blame is shared between you, me, and the lack of subtle nuance on message boards. Unless it outright stated, it's easy to misinterpret responses.
 

zerohour

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#19
Being the creepy kid as school wasn't all that bad. He didn't have many friends, but that wasn't too different from when Dudley picked on him. Dudley generally avoided him, which was nice, and Aunt Petunia was nice, if a bit fearful. His teachers were a bit more friendly to him, especially the science teacher for some reason. Heck, since he got his brain melted, Uncle Vernon had lost twenty pounds!

All Harry really needed was Rex, though more often than not, Rex created trouble that was far worse than anything Harry had to deal with before. It took only a couple of days before Rex developed a taste for chasing Mrs. Figg's cats around the neighborhood. The fact that the Dursley's had laid off since Vernon's unfortunate breakdown made it managable, if only barely. Harry was worried about what Rex would start doing once he got bored of just chasing the cats around. He didn't want to deal with a neighborhood papered in missing cat posters.

Despite everything, things were at least manageable, which meant that it was only a matter of time before Fate decided to intervene in Harry Potter's life.

It was about a month later, Harry's birthday had passed, and school had started again. As with any new school year, there were new challenges and opportunities to accompany it. In Harry's case, there was one in particular.

ôHEY HARRY.ö

ôHm? What is it Rex?ö Harry asked, pulling his gaze away from the window.

ôI DUNNO... SOMETHING JUST FEELS...DIFFERENT. OR THE SAME. I CAN'T DECIDE.ö

ôThat doesn't make any sense.ö

ôWELL IT'S THE TRUTH.ö

ôClass, I'd like you to meet our new student.ö the teacher spoke up, drawing Harry;'s attention away from his talk with Rex.

ôEveryone, I'd like you to meet Annabel.ö

ôHi.ö

ôNow I expect you all to be nice to her, since she's new, alright kids?ö The teacher smiled, ôWhy don't you take a seat right over there deary?ö

ôYes Ma'am.ö

Aside from the addition of a new student, things proceeded normally. The only real difference was Rex's attitude. For some reason, he was acting....twitchy. Something was bothering him, and he constant mutterings were beginning to get on Harry's nerves.

ôMaybe you should go outside for awhile.ö Harry said, discreetly pushing Rex out the window.

ôBUT HARRY....ö Rex whined

ôJust...go run around for awhile.ö

ôFINE...ö

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Things were relatively quiet until recess. Dudley, sensing a chance to reassert his place as the alpha, decided to harass the new girl.


ô-URK!ö from out of nowhere, Annabel pulled out a baseball bat, and clocked Dudley in the jaw. He staggered around for a minute, before she elected to give it another shot and knocked him out cold. Clearly, Annabel was not one to be messed with, and not in the way Dudley's creepy cousin was. If you made her mad, she would wail on you until you went down, or someone got a teacher.

Almost immediately, several of Dudley's old friends surrounded her, sucking up to the new queen of the playground. Harry sighed. Hopefully she wouldn't bother him like Dudley used to, but that was probably too much to hope for.

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Much to Harry's chagrin, the new girl quickly became the least of his worries.

Math class was as dull as ever, and though he did his best to pay attention, he found hi attention drifting outside more often than not. It was during one of these drifting moments that Harry noticed what Rex was up to.

Unlike his usual shenanigans, Rex wasn't tasting the various pieces of playground equipment or chasing animals. This time, Rex was fighting.

Immediately, Harry put his hand in the air, ôCan I go to the bathroom?ö The teacher was so involved in explaining the concept of long division, that she didn't notice Harry's question. Deciding that there wasn't any time to waste, Harry got up and quietly walked out of the classroom, before breaking into a sprint.

By the time he made it outside, the fight was in full swing, as the accumilating property damage would attest. Now that Harry was there, he wasn't sure what to do. Fortunately, he was saved from that problem as a second person showed up.

ôHOMER, STOP!!!ö Harry turned in shock to see Annabel screaming at the brawling monsters, looking more irritated than anything else. Sadly, there was very little that could stop a monster fight once it got going. Even a very irate little girl wasn't enough.

The new monster, name Homer apparently, hefted Rex above its head, before hurling him into the school. Given Rex's considerable size, it was no surprise when he crashed through the wall, landing in Mr. Henderson's lab area.

Heedless of the protesting children, Homer pressed his advantage and tackled the stunned dinosaur, crushing several desks and chairs, and shattering dozens of vials. Rex responded with a blast of flames, igniting the newly created firewood, and creating a veritable haze of toxic gases. Masked by the poisonous smoke, Rex charged Homer, plowing into the collection of baseball equipment and forcing the fight back into the playground.

ôDamn it Homer...ö Annabel cursed, watching the havoc the ongoing brawl was causing. ôHey, you.ö

ôMe?ö Harry asked.

ôDo you see some other nimrod around? Help me get their attention.ö Annabel commanded.

ôEr... alright, but how are we going to do that?ö

ôHere,ö she replied, handing him a baseball. ôOn the count of three, throw it at them as hard as you can.ö

ôUm... is that really going to work?ö

ôIt worked last time, but Homer was chasing the neighborhood dog, not fighting a dinosaur. Ready?ö

ôWell...ö

ôOne! Two!!! THREE!!!ö at Annabel's command, the two children hurled the balls at the warring beasts. Despite all logic to the contrary, they actually did, acting like dogs that had been yelled at more than eldritch horrors from beyond.

ôBUT ANNIE... HE MADE FUN OF ME...ö Homer defended, earning an incredulous look.

ôYOU... YOU CALLED ME A PREHISTORIC CHICKEN!!!ö Rex roared, flames flickering in his jaws.

ôYOU SAID BASEBALL WASNöT A REAL SPORT!!!ö Homer shouted, gearing up to fight again.

ôWELL YOU-ö

ôBoth of you! Shut up!!!ö Annabel screamed, stopping the whining once and for all. Sighing in exasperation, she turned to face the relatively quiet Harry.

ôLet's start this whole thing over again. Hi. My name is Annabel, but you can call me Annie. This is my monster, Homer.ö

ôUh... I'm Harry, and this is my monster Rex.ö

The two monsters merely growled at each other, before a glare from their partners put them on their best behavior.

The creepy kid and the weird new girl. Clearly a match made in heaven.

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The school was closed for the next week, while the local authorities cleaned up after the ôlab explosionö and made sure that the building didn't suffer from any major structural damage. This worked out well for Harry and Annie, since it gave them a chance to get to know each other.

It turned out that Annie had had Homer for months, and his general disregard for property damage had led to repeated moves. Fortunately, she loudly proclaimed, she had finally got him trained, and as long as Rex was on his best behavior, there wouldn't be any problems. While this led to a lot of mumbled complaints from Rex, Harry was perfectly happy with that condition, as long as he had a friend.

Well, he always had Rex, but that went without saying.

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By the time the week was over, the newly formed duo were fast friends. While Rex and Homer still didn't quite see eye to eye, they had learned to be tolerant of each other enough to not maim each other when Harry or Annie was around. Had the mayor known, he would have been extremely grateful of Annabel's bat for keeping the two of them in line.

Annabel had quickly asserted his position as the leader of their little group, which suited Harry just fine. Rex had made several growling complaints about being bossed around by a little girl, but soon stopped, as Annabel wasn't one to tolerate dissent, and bashed him in his vulnerable eye. He spent the next two days whimpering under Harry's bed. Once he recovered, he was much less vocal about the power structure.


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School went was well as could be expected. Several teachers were a bit nervous, but overall, things went smoothly. On the plus side, since everyone was half expecting another explosion, no one assigned any homework. The reason for the expectation of explosion became all to clear when science class came around.

ôHey kids!ö Mr. Henderson exclaimed, far more animated then any of them had every seen him. ôNow the main lab has been closed down for repairs, but there are plenty of replacement chemicals so we'll have plenty available for our... experiments... Yes, plenty for experiments.... my experiments will show them... they'll show them all... yes... Soon they'll all see the truth... no one will be able to call me crazy after I show them...

ôUh... Mr. Henderson, are you sure that the lab is...safe now? One of the students asked,

ôWhy of course it's safe!!! The CDC came in and double and triple checked EVERYTHING! And I've got a plan to make things EXTRA safe so an explosion like that will NEVER happen again!!! Isn't that right kids!?!ö He exclaimed, paying special attention to the newly formed duo.

ôUh... yes sir...ö Harry quailed under the science teacher's grinning facade.

ôWANT ME TO EAT HIS FACE?ö

ôNo you idiot. That'll just get Harry in trouble.ö Annabel admonished the stuffed dinosaur, accompanied by sniggers from Homer, who had compressed himself into a single baseball.

ôSHUT UP HOMER...ö

ôNO, YOU SHUT UP.ö

ôWill you both shut up?! You'll get us in trouble!!!ö Harry whispered urgently. It turned out that his worries were for naught, as Mr. Henderson elected to put a movie open while he took care of some things in his office. The movie of choice?

Frankenstein.

Despite the high volume setting, it was impossible for the movie to drown out the sounds of Mr. Henderson at work. Sounds of grating metal, electric currents, and maniacal laughter (synchronized with the movie, somehow) emitted from the office sporadically, accompanied by rants of Mr. Henderson's genius. The end of class couldn't come soon enough.

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After the unusual science class, everyone was ready for the end of the day. Once the last bell rang, Annie all but dragged him to the park. Due to her borderline obsession with baseball, at least some of which was probably Homer's fault, Harry found himself drafted into playing almost every day. She hadn't to conscripting more players, so they were currently limited to batting practice or catch, but that suited Annie just fine.

Ever since Annie came along, the park had become much nicer. It used to be Dudley's main hangout, but ever since Annabel put him in his place, kids started frequenting the park without worrying about Dudley or his cronies.

ôHay Harry,ö

ôYeah?ö

ôWhat are we going to do tonight?ö

ôHow about the junkyard?ö

ôWhy would we go to the junkyard?ö

Annabel grinned, ôIf you have to ask, then we definitely need to go there. Tonight's gonna be fun.ö

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The junkyard, much to Harry's surprise, made for an amazing playground for child and monster alike. There were piles of junk just waiting for for Annabel and Harry to rummage through, and Homer and Rex could rough house as much as they wanted without drawing any unwanted attention. They spent the night collecting odds and ends, and sculpting statues of discarded cans and bubblegum. The night culminated in a car throwing contest, as each monster sought to out do the other. It devolved into shouting match, followed shorty after by a quick brawl, before Annabel stopped them.

All in all, a pretty fun night.

ôI'M GONNA GO FIND A SNACK, ALRIGHT ANNIE?ö Homer said as they headed home.

ôOh... alright, but hurry up, and don't break into any stores, alright?ö Annabel admonished, hopping off of him to walk next to Harry.

ôFINE...I'LL GO FIND SOMETHING. MAYBE SOMEONE LEFT A BALL OUT OR SOMETHING...ö Homer complained, lumbering off to find a snack.

ôDon't eat anyone!ö Annabel called after him, ôSee you tomorrow Harry.ö she commented, heading towards her own home.

ôBye.ö Harry returned, ôCome on Rex. We've got school tomorrow.ö

ôAW...ö

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The next day, things weren't nearly as smooth. Almost immediately, Harry was confronted by an agitated Annabel.

ôHave you seen Homer? He didn't come home last night.ö she all but demanded.

ôNo, the last time I saw him we were just leaving. Sorry Annie.ö

Annabel sighed in frustration , ôHe doesn't normally wander off like this... Sure, he likes to grab a snack, but he's always back soon...ö

ôWell, we have class now, so there's not much we can do, but I'll help you look after class, alright?ö

ôThanks Harry.ö her worries momentarily calmed, Annabel settled down and they headed to class.

Sadly, Homer was nowhere to be found. The cycle repeated itself. By the third day, Annabel had stopped showing up to class entirely. Harry was solely tempted to join her, but given her borderline psychotic mood swings, he decided that some time away would do some good.
Another reason was to watch Mr. Henderson's continued descent into madness. Gone was the nice, clean organized lab, replaced by minor chemical spills, dissected lab equipment, and strange smells. By this point, even the daily science/horror movie was gone, since Mr. Henderson had taken the projector apart for his project. Most of the students had taken to cutting class and leaving early, since Mr. Henderson wasn't even around. Harry elected to use that time to help Annabel look for Homer, but their searches remained fruitless.

Things finally changed when Mr. Henderson showed up again. His clothes were rumpled, and judging from their stench, he hadn't showered in days. Likewise, he was sporting an impressive stubble, which complimented his greasy and tangled hair nicely. For some reason, he had thrown on a white labcoat, which clashed with the rest of him in its pristine whiteness.

ôHello everyone!!! Now before I pop in the movie, do we have any baseball players in this class?ö Mr. Henderson demanded, grinning widely.

ôUm... what does that have to do with anything sir?ö

ôOh nothing, I just need some baseball equipment for some base reading. My new... project... has some baseball like traits. I need the equipment for comparison.ö

ôAre you designing some new type of baseball bat or something?ö the student asked

ôOf course not! I wouldn't lower myself to working on such a stupid sport as-ö Mr. Henderson cut himself off, and forced his malevolent expression under control, ôI mean... of course its for something like that. We all want our... Pirates to do well.ö

ôOur baseball team is the Dingoes.ö

ôWhatever. Just take me to the baseball equipment.ö

ôYes sir...ö

The conversation on its own was suspicious. With Homer missing and Mr,. Henderson acting the way it was, it was obvious that he was somehow involved. The instant Mr. Henderson left the room, Harry bolted, in search of Annabel.

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ôYou found Homer?!ö Annabel yelled, shaking the unfortunate messenger frantically.

ôMaybe!ö Harry replied, prompting her to glare at him expectantly.

ôAnd just what is that supposed to mean?ö

ôMr. Henderson showed up again today asking for baseball equipment. He said it had something to do with a new project or something.ö Harry explained, ôSince Mr. Henderson's been gone almost as long as Home I thought they might be connected.ö

ôWell what are we waiting for?! Move it!!!ö

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Mr. Henderson's house used to be nice. It wasn't exceptional, but it blended well with the rest of the neighborhood.

No longer.

Apparently, Mr. Henderson's drive was so strong, he had scavenged parts from his own house, destroying the veneer of normality, as well as compromising the structural integrity. Parts that he couldn't use were scattered over the lawn, which was starting to look overgrown. While nowhere near hunted house levels, it was certainly creepy.

As the two children approached the desolate building, they suppressed a shudder.

ôAlright, I'll look upstairs. Harry, you check the ground floor. If you find anything, send Rex to get me.ö Annabel ordered.

ôWait, what if you find something.ö Harry asked.

ôFollow the screams. Once I hit someone with this,ö Annabel replied, swinging her bat experimentally, ôThere will be plenty of noise to follow.ö

ôAlright...ö Harry replied uncertainly, following her into the house.

ôLET'S DO THIS.ö Rex snarled, shifting into his true form.

ôI don't think that's a good idea right now Rex. You'll probably break the house.ö

ôFINE...ö Rex replied, shrinking down into his stuffed toy body. Harry sighed, before following Annabel in.

Once inside, Harry began to cautiously explore each room. Most were similar to the front yard in regards to condition. Bits and pieces of junk were scattered everywhere, the kitchen sink and garbage can were filled to the brim with dirty dishes and take out boxes, and anything technological was ripped apart.

As he continued his explorations, Harry heard the sound of something coming from below. A few seconds of listening identified it as Mr. Henderson's mad laughter. Look around, Harry quickly located the door leading to the basement, and braced himself. A week's worth of monster movies told him that whatever was downstairs was going to be disturbing.

Sadly, cheesy movie gore was nothing like the real thing.

Mr. Henderson had Homer strapped down on a table, cackling madly to himself. He completely ignored Homer's growls of anger, aside from the occasional threat to remove his vocal cords. Homer's hands were completely absent, and Mr. Henderson was busy working on the rest of his arms, taking care to place each baseball in a separate jar for later experimentation. Black ichor oozed from the ends of Homer's hands, which Mr. Henderson took great care to contain.

ôRex, got get Annie. Now!ö Harry hissed, unable to tear his eyes away.

ôIöM GONNA RIP OFF YOUR FACE AND EAT IT AS SOON AS I'M FREE!!!ö Homer declared, fighting against his bonds.

ôMy, you're full of fighting spirit, don't you agree Gigatron?ö Mr Henderson cackled, glancing over his shoulder.

ôBeep.ö Harry's eyes widened as he noticed the hulking wall of machinery wasn't just another bank of computers and electronics, but a massive robot. The robot, apparently Gigatron, moved away from the wall to help Mr. Henderson. Harry watched in horror as it raised a buzzsaw, coated in the same ichor coming from Homer. The bladed circle began to spin ominously and Homer howled in rage as it began to approach his mask.

ôHOMER!!!ö Annabel shrieked, jolting Harry away from the scene to look upon a horrified Annabel. She immediately sprinted forward, forcing Harry grab her, to keep her from rushing headlong into the realm of madness. Unfortunately, holding her back didn't keep Mr. Henderson from hearing her.

ôWHO'S THERE!?! WHO DARES INTRUDE INTO THE LAIR OF MICHAEL HENDERSON!?!ö

ôLET GO OF HOMER!!!ö Annabel returned, almost frothing at the mouth.

ôHomer... ah, so that's the name of this subject... I think I'll label it Subject H...ö

ôINTERESTING... I THINK I'LL LABEL YOU... LUNCH.ö Rex snarled, assuming his full malevolent form.

ôAh! A second subject! Gigatron! Forget that one, help me capture this new specimen!!!ö Mr. Henderson commanded, his focus diverted to the idea of new experiments.

As Mr. Henderson turned his attention away from the bound Homer, Harry released Annabel, who dropped her favorite bat in order to help, or at least comfort Homer.

Harry picked up Annabel's bat, as the insane scientist charged towards Rex. Fortunately, since the scientist was so focused on the new monster, he didn't pay any attention to the small child next to it, giving Harry an easy shot at his kneecaps, which he took with gusto.

As Mr. Henderson fell shrieking to the ground, Rex charged at the approaching robot, his jaws biting down on its head, sending a shower of sparks all over the room. The robot responded by attempting to tear into the prehistoric beast, but was unable to pierce his tough hide.

ôSo these monsters are your partners, eh?ö Mr. Henderson hissed, pulling a scalpel from his jacket. ôI think some experiments on the two of you will be necessary as well!ö he yelled, lunging towards Harry. Harry dodged out of his way, prompting a bout of hysterical cackling.

ôOh, is the little boy afraid of a little surgery?! Don't worry Harry, it only hurts for the first few hours!ö Henderson laughed, scalpel slashing at his student. Harry managed to avoid his attack, and responded by taking a swing at his vulnerable stomach. Unfortunately, the attack presented Henderson with an opening, which he took full advantage of to slice into Harry's thigh. Harry's scream mimiced Rex's roar, as Gigatron fried his arms. Rex repaid the favor by biting into his head once again.

The brawl was momentarily disrupted by Annabel's shout of triumph, as the restraints on Homer released, and the infuriated monster joined the fight against the unlucky robot. Even without his arms, a second monster made the fight far more formidable. Annabel, likewise hungry for revenge, joined Harry against Henderson. Wordlessly, Harry passed her the bat, picking up a pipe to use instead.

With an ally beside him, Rex, tore into the robot with gusto. Unfortunately, Henderson was far from incompetent, and Gigatron proved quite resistant to their attacks. Sadly for the science teacher, he was not so resistant to attacks as Harry and Annabel attacked his legs again. One lucky blow to the kneecaps later caused their teacher to shriek as he fell to his knees, agonizing pain forcing him to drop his scalpel, giving them an opportunity to attack with impunity, resulting in a sickening crack as Annabel smashed his hands.

His screams provided the monsters with the motivation to renew their dismantling of Gigatron, which they continued with gusto. Rex finally managed to tear off the robot's head, which he gleefully munched on in victory. Not wanting to be outdone, Homer body slammed it into the wall, causing part of its chest to collapse. With the loss of its head, and damage to its circuits, Gigatron was severely hindered, making its destruction only a matter of time.

Harry backed off, as Annabel's rage took hold of her and she began to brutally beat their teacher. Deprived of his weapon, Henderson was almost helpless against her unrelenting assault. He screamed as Annabel destroyed what remained of his hands, his blood changing her bat from silver to a dark red. As he collapsed to his knees Annabel smirked psychotically before muttering under her breath

ôSwing for the bleachers.ö

Being a young girl, Annabel lacked the strength to pulverize Mr. Henderson's skull, and paint the wall with his brain and bone fragments. However, she was more than powerful enough to knock him unconscious, and probably give him some form of brain damage.

Panting heavily, Annabel did her best to regain control as the monsters finished their dismantling. As the last of Gigatron's parts were rent asunder, she locked eyes with her friend and partner. They stared at each other for a long moment, before Annabel's eyes began to well up.

ôHOMER!!!ö Annabel sobbed, rushing to wrap her arms around her monstrosity. ôI was so scared! I was so scared that you were gone!ö

Homer floundered, unable to think of how to deal with an emotionally distraught girl. He looked helplessly at his tow companions, silently asking for advice.

ôSO...DO WE EAT HIM?ö Rex clearly wasn't the best source of advice on this subject.

ôHow about we get out of here? ö Harry's advice was equally useless in this regard, but it was much better than devouring their disturbed teacher. Annabel nodded her head in agreement, still sobbing against Homer.

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The next few days were far more normal. Annabel didn't let Homer out of her sight, but calmed down significantly. There were several looting sprees on the school gym and sports stores to get Homer the materials he needed to grow back his arms, but compared to dealing with Mr. Henderson, it was almost relaxing.

Speaking of Mr. Henderson, when he didn't show up the next day, they sent someone to check on him. It was obvious to all that he was suffering from some sort of trauma, probably from the recent lab explosion. Given his mad gibbering and the damage to his home, he had probably blown himself up while testing his ôGigatronö robot. Since said robot was scattered all over the basement, it had probably exploded. Fortunately, there was a nearby facility for the insane that had opened up just recently, so Mr. Henderson could spend his days in a nice safe environment where nothing bad would ever happen to him again.

On Tuesdays, they even gave him blue jello!

The replacement science teacher, Ms. Blake, was far less psychotic, if a bit stricter. She was much prettier too, which caused some minor conflict between Harry and Annabel. One short scuffle later, and the problem was resolved.

After the events of the first month of school, the remainder of the year was fairly calm. At least, until Harry's birthday.


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Edit: Fixed the lack of Monsterspeak.

There are a couple of parts I want to tinker with a bit more, but overall, I'm pretty happy with this. Let me know if there's a spot where it looks like I forgot something. I think I got them all, but you never know.

Do you guys think I need to include more stuff between Annabel's arrival and Harry getting his Hogwarts letter, or do you think this is enough? Should I try to include some more Harry/Annabel time in flashbacks/letters while Harry's at Hogwarts?

Do the two parts go well together, or should I break them into two chapters?

Couple of notes:
-Monsters give their children some protection. So while Rex's reality rending claws could make mincemeat of a tank without a problem, if he used them on Annabel, she would probably be hurt, but not dead, at least not without some dedicated effort. This is going to translate to some spell resistance or spell mitigation.. For example, a stunner spell with disorient Harry, rather than knocking him out. A second stunner, or a more powerful stunner will accomplish it normal effect. I'm not sure exactly how far I'll take this, but I wanted you guys to be aware of it.

- The Wizards from MaOCT will be called something else. Mad Wizards or Warlocks or Sorcerers, but they are different from normal Harry Potter Wizards. Might not be an issue, but it could come up. It will probably be similar to how Mr. Henderson went from science teacher to Mad Scientist.


So what do you guys think?
 

Canis

Well-Known Member
#20
I'm liking this more and more. Although I'm thinking Annabelle might have something of a crush on Harry? (I don't really mind so much as wanting a little clarification on that score).
 

zerohour

Well-Known Member
#21
Canis said:
I'm liking this more and more. Although I'm thinking Annabelle might have something of a crush on Harry? (I don't really mind so much as wanting a little clarification on that score).
I hadn't planned on anything between Annabel and Harry for awhile, since they haven't even entered their teenage years. At this point, they're just really good friends, and dating hasn't entered either of their minds. Annabel reacting to Harry crushing on the new science teacher was more to get her friend to stop acting like a moron than any jealousy.
 

Ninsaneja

Well-Known Member
#23
The baseball thing is awesome, and making me want to write "Harry Potter and the Blue Scout."

Heh heh. Bonk.
 

zerohour

Well-Known Member
#24
Part of the next chapter. I'm planning for this chapter to cover everything from the Hogwarts letter to Platform 9 & 3/4, with a lot of focus on Diagon Alley.



Harry was surprised to see his aunt crying. Sure, after Vernon got his brain melted, there wasn't a day when she didn't break down crying, usually around mealtimes, but this was different. She seemed.... happy?

ôHarry!ö she exclaimed, ôYou.... you have some mail!ö She all but shouted, forcing it into his hands. Harry stared at her, surprised at how eager she was to give it to him. ôWell don't just sit there! Open it already!!! ö

Still staring at her, Harry slowly opened the letter, and began to read.

Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted
at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please
find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no
later than July 31.

Yours Sincerely.

Minerva McGonagall,
Deputy Headmistress

Harry didn't respond, instead turning and walking out of the house, leaving Petunia even more distraught.

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ôSo, what do you think Rex? Do you think that it's a joke?ö

ôI DON'T KNOW... ISN'T MAGIC THAT THING THAT MAGICIANS AT PARTIES DO?ö

ôYeah, so why would they have a whole school for it? I always thought it was a hobby.ö

ôSTILL... THAT PAPER LOOKS WEIRD...ö

ôWeird like when Annabel came?ö

ôNO...A DIFFERENT KIND OF WEIRD...WHY DON'T YOU LOOK FOR YOURSELF?ö

ôHow can I do that?ö Harry asked, ôI already looked at it and it looks like any other piece of paper to-ö Harry stopped, as something... changed.

ôWhoa.ö Harry muttered, as the color of the world faded away. As he looked around, he noticed that instead of the black and white of the world, Harry was radiating light, like the plutonium they saw in science class. Unlike the plutonium's sickly green, Harry glowed a brilliant green. As he stared in wonder, he noticed that there were threads of various colors attached to him. Several dark red threads led back towards his house, and a big, black rope moved from his heart to Rex, who was cloaked in complete blackness. There were several other yellow threads as well, but he didn't see what they connected to, and they were much thinner, almost as if they were being stretched. He looked at the letter, and saw that it was glowing like him, but it was much fainter, and was a pale white.

Suddenly, everything snapped back to normal. Harry grabbed his head as the sudden assault of colors hit him. After a few moments, the ache faded, and he opened his eyes.

ôDo you always see like that?ö he asked looking at Rex.

ôOF COURSE. HOW ELSE WOULD I SEE?ö

ôI don't know. Like I see?ö

ôDO I LOOK LIKE YOU?ö

ôI guess that makes sense.ö

ôSO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE LETTER?ö

ôWell, it certainly looked different. Maybe it's for real, but I don't have an owl... who uses an owl instead of the post office?ö

ôWIZARDS I GUESS.ö

ôI guess that makes sense, but it's still weird. Now how are we going to find one?ö

ôLET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE IT.ö

ôAlright.ö Harry responded, before flinching as his vision abruptly switched again.

ôWHERE DO YOU WANT TO START?ö

ôHow about the house? Some of the threads seem to lead towards it.ö

ôSOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME.ö

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Harry's home didn't have anything of use. While the entire thing was saturated with red, there wasn't anything like an owl, and when Harry asked petunia, who was glowing a fair pink, she shrieked and ran upstairs, locking the door behind her.

Sighing, the duo departed, looking for something helpful.

Fortunately, their next target was right next door. Mrs. Figg's house, which not as bright as his own, was still covered in a faded gold. Harry knocked on the door, and waited expectantly.

ôYes what is it?ö Mrs. Figg asked as the door opened, ôOh, Harry, what can I do for you? Does your aunt need me to watch you?ö

ôNo, but doyou know where I can find an owl?ö Harry replied.

ôAn owl? Why would you need that?ö

ôI just got a letter, and they want me to use an owl to reply.ö Harry answered, looking down out of embarrassment.

Mrs. Figg's eyes lit up, ôAh, you got your Hogwarts letter. I didn't realize that it was that time of year again! Come on in Harry, let's see if I can wake old Archibald up.ö

Dumbfounded, Harry followed her into the house, and almost fell over in shock.

Half of her things were glowing.

Harry carefully navigated his way through house, staring in awe at the myriad of colors. The number of colors was staggering, and they seemed to weave together, creating a pattern of such brilliance and complexity that it quickly began to make his eyes hurt. Harry shut his eyes, willing his vision to go back to normal. He felt something change, and sighed in relief when everything was back to normal. During this time, Mrs. Figg had dug up Archibald, who was screeching loudly at the cats she quickly shooed the cats out of the way, before settling on the couch next to Harry.

ôNow Harry, are you ready to send your acceptance letter?ö

Harry stared at her, dumbfounded, ôWhat?ö

ôYour letter. Aren't you going to go to Hogwarts?ö she pressed.

ôI... I don't know.ö Harry responded honestly.

ôYou.. don't know???ö Mrs. Figg asked accusingly.

ôI'm sorry! I thought the letter was a joke!ö Harry defended.

Almost immediately, the expression of disbelief melted to understanding. ôI'm sorry Harry. I forgot who raised you. You aunt was always terrified of magic, so it shouldn't be a surprise that you didn't know.ö

Harry nodded, still trying to process the series of events that had led up to this point.

ôHere.ö Mrs. Figg continued, jotting something down. ôHave your aunt drive you to London and go visit the Leaky Cauldron at this address. Tell the man behind the counter that you want to go to Diagon Alley, and you can go look for yourself.ö

ôMy aunt?ö

ôWell, you should ask her, and when she says no, come back over here and I'll take you there myself.ö Mrs. Figg responded. ôJust stop in any time and we'll go, does that sound alright deary?ö

Harry simply nodded, and allowed her to usher him out of the house.

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ôTHAT WAS... WEIRD.ö Rex stated, as they began to wander aimlessly through the streets.

ôYou can say that again.ö Harry replied.

ôTHAT WAS...ö

ôYou don't actually have to say it.ö

ôSORRY.ö

ôIt's alright, it's just... really, really weird. DO you think I should tell Annie?ö

ôIF YOU DON'T, SHE'LL PROBABLY HIT YOU.ö

ôThat's true.ö Harry agreed, abruptly changing course towards Annabel's house.

ôTHEN AGAIN, SHE MIGHT HIT YOU ANYWAYS.ö

--- --- --- --- ---

Annabel's reaction was similar to Harry's as she thought the whole thing was an elaborate joke.

ôWho every heard of a magic school? The last time I saw a magician, he was crying because the rabbit didn't come out of the hat!ö

ôI think he was crying because you were making fun of him.ö

ôIt doesn't matter why he was crying!ö Annabel blushed, ôit was still pathetic!ö

ôCOME ON, IS MGIC REALLY THAT HARD TO BELIEVE?ö Homer asked.

ôWell, I suppose not, after all, we've got you guys here, and you're way weirder than magic.ö

ôHEY!!!ö

ôStill, if she gave you a place to go and see, we might as well check it out.ö Annabel continued, ignoring the outburst of the monsters.

ôYeah... wait, we?ö Harry asked in confusion/

She smirked at him, ôDid you really think I wouldn't go along too? Come on, I bet my mom can drive us!ö

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Convincing Annabel's mom was somewhat difficult, but after years of living with her, Annabel knew exactly what buttons to push. While she refused to take them, once Annabel mentioned the sales in London, she was putty in her hand.

The next day, the duo was dropped off in front of a movie theater, with enough money to see a couple of movies and get snacks, while Annabel's mom drove off in a furious rush to track down the clothing store offering a 75% off going out of business sale. Back home, Annabels' dad felt the inexplicable urge to weep.

As soon as the car was out of sight, Annie all but dragged Harry towards the address he supplied. It took them nearly twenty minutes to walk there, and when they got there, they were severely disappointed.

ôIt's just a bar!ö Annabel exclaimed, ôI can't believe she sent us to a bar!ö

ôCalm down Annie.ö Harry placated, but she would have none of that.

ôYou can't hide an alley in a bar! It's ridiculous! Mrs. Figg probably wrote the letter as a joke!ö

ôWhy would she do that?ö Harry asked.

ôBecause she's OLD!ö Annabel exploded, ôThat's what old people do! They hate children., and spend their miserable lives trying to ruin ours! She knew that they won't let kids into a bar, and probably expects us to get in trouble and spend the day at the police station!ö

ôCome on Annie. Mrs. Figg wouldn't do that.ö Harry replied.

ôWouldn't she?ö

ôNo, she wouldn'tö

ôWell fine then! Let's just walk on in and see what happens then! Come on Harry!ö Harry sighed, and just let her drag him along behind her. There was very little that could stop Annabel once she set her mind on something, and by now, Harry had learned not to try.

Within seconds, they were standing in from of the bartender, who was looking at them with amusement.

ôCan I help you miss?ö

ôTell me where Diagon Alley is.ö Annabel commanded.

ôSure, right this way.ö

ôSee Harry? I told you-ö Annabel began, before realizing what he had said, ôWait, really?ö

ôOf course. I'm guessing that your parents went on ahead. It happens all the time.ö he chuckled.

Wordlessly, the two children followed him through the back, and watched as he touched the bricks in a specific sequence. They watched in awe as the bricks rearranged themselves, revealing a collection of shops and dozens of strangely dressed people.

ôNow off you go. Your parents are probably starting to worry.ö the bartender said, giving them a bit of a push. Still silent, the two cautiously began their first venture into the magical world.

--- --- --- --- ---

ôSo... where should we go first?ö Annabel asked, still trying to process the revelation of magic.

ôI don't know...ö Harry answered, in a similar state to

ôHEY LOOK, A SNACK SHOP!!!ö Rex exclaimed.

ôThat's not a snack shop, it's a pet store!ö Annabel admonished the stuffed plushy,

ôAREN'T THOSE THE SAME THING?ö

ôNo!ö

ôHey, wait a minute, they have owls in there.ö Harry noted, interrupting his friends.

ôSo?ö

ôARE OWLS TASTY?ö

ôIf I have my own owl, then I don't need to borrow one from Mrs. Figg.ö

ôYou're going to buy one of them?ö Annabel asked in disbelief.

ôSure, I'll probably need one anyways, so I might as well buy it now. In fact, I should probably get all the stuff on the list too.ö
 

zeebee1

Well-Known Member
#25
You need to pay attention to your monster speak. A spell checker would be a good idea as well. There is no excuse to have words with no vowels.
 
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