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da_fox2279

California Crackpot
Great finds, MoB. That last one was just over the top funny.
 
If it were kissing, chances are it'd be one footprint pair in front of the other... but instead, the feet are spread and moving.
 

zerohour

Well-Known Member
I prefer to think of Hogwarts as an idea conceived and implemented during a drunken bender. Once they sobered up, they were too embarrassed to admit the truth, and just kept going with it. Godric was probably to blame for it.

Seriously, stairways that lead different places, doors that only open if they feel like it, who would want to live in a place like that for seven years?
 

Innortal

Well-Known Member
Then shouldn't the feet be back further, since they should be on their knees?
 

da_fox2279

California Crackpot
Innortal said:
Then shouldn't the feet be back further, since they should be on their knees?
Probably crouching, rather than kneeling.
 
Pretty sure you guys are putting more thought into this than the map designers/animators did.
 

Shirotsume

Not The Goddamn @dmin
Definitely standing missionary, likely braced up against a wall with how perfectly parallel all feet are.
 

Garahs

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nixofcyzerra said:
The problem with people writing the founders, is that they tend to forget that Wizards and Witches are frequently what I refer to as "f*cking nuts."

Considering that one once tried to train trolls in ballet, another used to let herself be set on fire for kicks, and another one transfigured herself into a Haddock and vanished into the sea, it's easily deduced that a great proportion of magic users tend to be a tad eccentric. I mean, they used to have a game that involved strapping a cauldron to their head and catching falling rocks in it.

So my headcanon for the founders is that they were all a bit odd.
Meanwhile, muggles have blown themselves up willingly, jump into freezing cold water naked just to say they've done it, play a game where grown men run headfirst into each other over a ball made of pigskin, and more. Wizards hardly hold the monopoly on crazy.
 

goldenarms

Well-Known Member
Garahs said:
nixofcyzerra said:
The problem with people writing the founders, is that they tend to forget that Wizards and Witches are frequently what I refer to as "f*cking nuts."

Considering that one once tried to train trolls in ballet, another used to let herself be set on fire for kicks, and another one transfigured herself into a Haddock and vanished into the sea, it's easily deduced that a great proportion of magic users tend to be a tad eccentric. I mean, they used to have a game that involved strapping a cauldron to their head and catching falling rocks in it.

So my headcanon for the founders is that they were all a bit odd.
Meanwhile, muggles have blown themselves up willingly, jump into freezing cold water naked just to say they've done it, play a game where grown men run headfirst into each other over a ball made of pigskin, and more. Wizards hardly hold the monopoly on crazy.
Well, yeah, but they're Muggles. Who knows what they're thinking?
 

Shirotsume

Not The Goddamn @dmin
MastaofBitches said:
Hermione appears to know precisely what she wants.
 

zerohour

Well-Known Member
Not gonna lie, that would be an awesome fanfic.  Having Logan as Head of Hufflepuff?  He would show the rest of them what hard work and determination really mean.
At the very least, Snape would probably be a bit nicer, if only to avoid his fellow head of house eviscerating him on a regular basis.  From what I remember, you don't mess with people Logan is responsible for, unless you want to get hurt.
 
Unless he's got Giant-esque magic resistance, I'd put money on Snape just transfiguring Logan into something unpleasant.

Although the idea of Professor Logan using the Room of Requirement as a Danger Room to train his students in real-life conditions is kind of interesting.
 

zerohour

Well-Known Member
Yeah, in a fair fight, but Wolverine never struck me as the type to make sure things were fair.  Of course, if Snape survives, he probably won't take it lying down.  His revenge sparks Logan to retaliate in turn, which starts a nice cycle of violence.
Could be an ongoing feud, that leads to a Hufflepuff/Slytherin rivalry.  Of course, Gryffindor won't appreciate being one upped by those Hufflepuff duffers, so the whole things turns into a free for all.
 
Hufflepuffs are supposedly loyal and hardworking, but I don't recall anywhere saying that they are supposed to fight fair. Cedric did return Harry's honesty, but Hufflepuff in general did not act very fair during the Triwizard, not even giving Harry the benefit of the doubt. And during the Heir of Slytherin thing, hufflepuffs were the ones most clearly accusing Harry if I recall.
 
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