I Am Iris? (Worm CYOA SI) (Prologue, Chapter One, Chapter Two)

Neko Hibiki

Cute Snow Princess
#1
Disclaimer : I own nothing, do not sue me.



AN : This was made using my custom Worm CYOA now. Here's some info. http://nightgazer.altervista.org/Nightgazer%27s_Worm_CYOA/Nightgazer%27s_Worm_CYOA.htm . My CYOA was made by combining stuff from Worm CYOA versions one, two, and three now. Here's some info. http://nightgazer.altervista.org/Worm_CYOA_Version_3/index.htm . You can put a 1 or a 2 in place of the 3 to get the other versions as well if you want. Hope that this helps you out some.

AN2 : The 'Online Worm CYOA Complete Form' does not exist, I know; I checked.

AN3 : I've decided Annette Hebert will live in this one though not without injuries.

AN4 : My RL name is not Kyle, I did not give him a last name simply because I could not think of a good one, and I do not know anyone named Cynthia.

AN5 : In RL I do not get drunk, I'm allergic to alcohol.



I Am Iris?

by

Nightgazer Starlight



Prologue



??/??/2016

Hi! My name is Kyle. You don't need to know my last name.

It was just a nice night in the house. I had just, a little while ago, gotten back from attending my friend Cynthia's (call me Cyn) wedding. And I was still a little tipsy from all the drinks I had consumed. Well, maybe a bit more Tipsy. ... ... ... Alright, I was smashed. Totally.

I was currently sitting in front of my comp playing a very heavily modded Skyrim, I -love- the custom character mod and the TARDIS mod and the modern weapons mod too.

Then I decided to take a break from being the dovahkiin and started browsing through the web instead. I went to Google and typed in 'Worm Series', just to see what I would get. My attention was caught by a link that said 'Online Worm CYOA Complete Form' and I wondered what it was.

Clicking the link brought me to a site that had what appeared to be a custom version of the Worm CYOA and little boxes you fill out to make your choices. I was curious about this so I thought I would give it a try. I didn't have anything better to do at the moment.

Now if the room would just stop spinning. Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin. Wheee! Hahahahahahaha!

Since this was all a game I decided to be a bit silly and choose stupid and ridiculous things. It's not like any of this was actually gonna happen.

KRACKA-THOOM!

"Odd." I said. "I don't remember anything about a thunderstorm. Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain!"

The first part of this thing seemed to be 'Method of Arrival'. I read all the choices, blinking at some of them, and chose 'Self Insert'.

"Wheee, there are so many colors everywhere and they taste and sound funny too now!" I exclaimed.

The next part was the 'Difficulty'. Boy. This was a bit different from the one I was familiar with.

Well some of those sounded somewhat interesting to me.

Hmmm... So, limited 'Powers'. Yeah. Maybe. Perhaps, that choice.

For my 'Difficulty' I chose 'God Mode'. A little box popped up saying '12 points remaining', then another little box popped up saying 'your powers won't be limited'.

"Yeah!" I crowed. "I'm on God Mode cause I am so awesome!"

I giggled drunkenly.

Next up was the 'Disadvantages'.

And there I chose 'Golden Morning' gaining two points, 'Kryptonite' gaining two points. I blinked as a button appeared then saying 'press to generate random weakness'. I clicked the button and it filled in the weakness field with 'A High Deadly Allergy To Yak Milk'. Huh, yak milk? Yak milk? YAK MILK!? WTF? I chose 'Enemy' gaining two points. I blinked as a button appeared then saying 'press to generate random enemy'. I clicked the button and it filled in the enemy field with 'Evil Clone Of Vista Without Any Limitations'. Wait a moment, Vista never had an evil clone. I guess it was really a random generated enemy. Shrugging then I chose 'Geas' gaining one point and I typed in 'a fear of wasps and similar insects'. If I was going to be compelled to be afraid of something. Might as well be something I'm already afraid of in RL. 'Wanted' gaining three points and I typed in 'ABB/E88/Merchants'. I could survive those guys... by running. And 'Without a Map' gaining 2 points and I typed in 'in a three-way fight between the E88/ABB/Merchants'. The little box popped up again saying '24 points remaining', 'no extra points', 'proceed on now'.

So it kept track of extra points now. It wouldn't let me go over the limit. Well that was good. I relaxed knowing the machine would do all the calculations for me right now. I was too drunk to add two plus two. I'm glad I had some machine here.

I skipped on past the 'Things Get Worse'. No need for it anymore since I had all the points that I would need. I decided that now that I had them I would spend them.

Well looked like 'Advantages' was next and then 'Powers'.

For 'Advantages' I chose 'Blank' costing one point. "You're not gonna see me coming now!" I chose 'Extra Skill' costing one point and I typed in 'Lawyer'. "Gotta know the law if you are gonna win against those who use it too." I thought quite gladly. I chose 'Mental Fortress' costing one point. "Let's see you do anything to my mind now." I said quite happily. I chose 'Temporal Ghost' costing one point. "Hah!" I said out loud. "Take that Coil! Stick it Coil!" I decided to skip 'Badass Normal'. "I'm gonna want some Powers. So. Can't select this." I skipped 'Greater Vials' "I can powerup my friends with the 'World-Breaking Power' 'Power Manipulation', so I don't need this." I chose 'Charles Atlas Superpowers' costing one point. "Wow, I'm gonna be really powerful with this." I said to myself. 'Comic Book Pretty' costing one point. "Might as well look good if possible." I chose 'Companion' costing one point and I typed in 'reformed Sunset Shimmer age twenty-five and one-half'. "Yeah Sunset!" I exclaimed. "Alright Sunset! She's so cute I gotta meet her!". I chose 'Man of Mystery' costing one point. "Never gonna know who I am now." I giggled. I chose 'Special Snowflake' costing one point. "Hmmm..." I pondered. "Not getting my Powers dudes. So take that would-be thieves." The little box popped up again saying '15 points remaining'. I blinked, I hadn't realized I'd used up that many so far.

"Man." I said. "I've got 'Blank', 'Man of Mystery', 'Mental Fortress', and 'Temporal Ghost' protecting me. Not even Coil, Tattletale, or Contessa will be able to tell I exist. Yeah! I am Awesome!"

"Wheee!" I shouted gleefully.

For 'A Brighter World?' I chose 'For Want of a Nail' costing one point and I typed in 'shards do not cause conflict', and 'Crossover' costing one point and I typed in 'Friendship is Magic' then I typed in 'it's always been this way'. The little box popped up again saying '13 points remaining'.

"No more shards causing conflict!" I shouted in glee. "Ponies! Cute little pastel colored ponies!"

Alright, now on to 'Powers' for me.

"Gonna get me some Powers right now!" I shouted in happiness.

I looked over the 'Powers Lesser', and picked 'Twins' costing one point and I typed in 'Flechette'. I chose "Jailbreak" costing one point and I typed in 'Increase Power'. The little box popped up again saying '11 points remaining'.

I giggled to myself over and over again "Sting Shard! Sting Shard! Sting Shard! Sting Shard! Sting Shard!"

I almost fell out of my chair, and then righted myself.

I went back to 'Advantages' and I chose 'Augmented Power' costing one point and I typed in 'Flechette'. "Yeah!" I exclaimed in happiness. "Power increase here! I'm really gonna be able to use that now." The little box popped up again saying '10 points remaining'.

For 'Powers Greater' I chose 'Crossover' costing two points and I typed in 'Mega Man X4' 'Iris Thorne' 'Have Her Body'. Then I smiled. Then I farted.

I giggled to myself some more "Cute reploid girl. Iris Thorne. Hehehehehehehe, cute reploid Iris."

"Hahahahahahaha!" I babbled to myself.

"Iris, Iris, Iris, Iris, Iris!" I exclaimed in happiness. "In the words of Rainbow Dash 'Aw Yeah!', 'Awesome!', and '20% Cooler!'. I can't wait to have such fun!"

The little box popped up again saying '8 points remaining'. For my 'World-Breaking Powers' I chose 'Power Manipulation' costing four points and I chose 'Inspired Inventor' costing four points.

"Reploids!" I exclaimed waving my hands around like a maniac. "Reploids everywhere, yay! Gonna create reploid races!"

Ah. The little box popped up again saying '0 points remaining'. Well, looks I was done filling this thing out.

"Excellent." I say in imitation of a Mondasian Cyberman.

I stretched and yawned, wondering what to do next. Maybe I should watch 'Die Hard' or 'Rainbow Rocks'. One had some real cool action and neat stunts, the other had Sunset Shimmer. Yeah, no contest here pal. I reached for my 'Rainbow Rocks' dvd.

"Gimme my Sunset!" I shouted joyfully. "Yeah, Sunset! She's so cute!"

Another box popped up saying 'press'. I blinked, shrugged, and clicked it. Another box popped up saying 'your choices have been made. universal insertion will now commence. bye bye now, have fun!'

There is a sudden disorientation, and I am gone.

---

I came to in an alley. I felt a... little bit odd now. All the memories that weren't mine rushing around in my head. A lifetime I had lived, but yet didn't live. The life of a reploid named Iris Thorne.

I was also stone cold sober. ... I wasn't sure I liked that fact.

No. Scratch that thought. I was sure I didn't like it.

There sounded to be fighting outside. Fists, knives, guns... that sort of thing. Sounded like some people were dying too.

'Oh my God.' I thought. 'That website was more than just some game. It actually transported me here, to Worm. This is Worm. This is real. All of this is real. And considering the 'Without a Map' 'Disadvantage' and the 'Wanted' 'Disadvantage' I chose... That must be the Empire Eighty-Eight throwing down with the Azn Bad Boys and the Merchants. And I'm going to have them all trying to kill me off when they can.'

Needless to say I was panicking a bit. Now how was I going to handle this? Did I have any chance of getting out of this alive?

'Wait a minute...' I thought. 'Did I choose to have Iris's body?! Did I just turn myself into a cute reploid?!'

I quickly checked myself. 'Yep.' I thought. 'Definitely not my original body.'

I spotted a mirror and quickly walked to it. A quick glance at the mirror showed a young looking woman with light brown hair, dark blue eyes, and a really weird outfit. Her hair was very long, much so.

'That's a lot of hair.' I thought to myself. 'A whole lot of it. Good thing I have Iris's memories on how to take care of it.'

Looking at myself I would guess that my height was five feet and one inch and my weight was ninety-five pounds. 'That's what it looks like to me.' I thought. 'Of course these are nothing but guesses. No way to tell for sure until I find a scale with one those height measuring things on it.'

Suddenly members from all three gangs poured into the alley.



If you want to see what Iris looks like go here : http://nightgazer.altervista.org/X4_iris2.jpg.
 

Neko Hibiki

Cute Snow Princess
#2
Chapter One



The gang members stopped and looked at me. And then shrugged. Then charged me.

I assumed one of the martial arts stances I remembered from Iris's life, and got ready.

The first thug to reach me attempted to strike me but I sent a quick flurry of jabs into his face and then into his throat causing him to go down gasping for air. Unfortunately for the thug I had used a lethal move. He would not live. It was not like I cared about scum like this. And it would be easier to loot their dead bodies.

Two of them rushed me at the same time and at the last moment I jumped over them and landed behind. Then gave a couple of quick jabs to the backs of their necks breaking them. The thugs fell down and went still.

The next one threw a punch at me and I grabbed his arm and then repositioned myself with my back to him and threw him in front of me. He sailed forward for a few feet. And landed with a sickening crack close to another of them.

The thug he landed next to snarled and then said "You killed them! I'll kill you! Come on then!"

I was more than happy to oblige. I rushed forward and knocked him dead, then the one behind him, and the one behind him. The alley was littered with dead thugs.

"ARRRGGG!" shouted one of the two remaining thugs as he picked up a heavy bar and charged.

I just stood my ground and waited. Then at the last second I leapt out of the way. The thug went face first right into the dumpster that was behind me. I then grabbed his head. And rammed it into there. Crack. Dead.

Once he fell dead the last thug pulled a dagger and charged me.

My eyes narrowed. This lowlife dared to pull a weapon on -me-. I ducked under the blade, grabbed his wrist and forced his arm up, then kicked him in the dick.

His eyes went wide, he gasped, and finally he squeaked out "Mommy..."

I grabbed his dagger then rammed it into his heart and then released him and he fell to the ground dead. I looked around and nodded at all the dead thugs. Then I started to loot the bodies.
 

Neko Hibiki

Cute Snow Princess
#3
Chapter Two



As I walked through the city I kept to the shadows. Wouldn't do to have anyone spot me. Not covered with blood like I was.

I had taken the precaution of using some old fabric I found to make a full-head mask. I was glad I had done so. It made identifying me less likely now.

Fortunately one of my pockets had had a hotel key in it that even had the address of the hotel. Unfortunately it was clear across town where the good section of town was. I was currently in the very bad part of town.

I moved carefully though the shadows hoping not to get noticed. It didn't turn out that way though. A voice interrupted me.

"Well well." it said "What do we have here? A girl slinking in the shadows, covered with blood, and pockets overflowing with no doubt stolen money."

I looked to the voice, and a figure emerged from the shadows. I did a double take when the light fell on him. I just stared.

"Aegis?!" I... remarked.

"You know." he said. "If that blood and money isn't yours, you're in a whole lot of trouble."

"I... I... I..." I stammered. "I didn't hurt anyone innocent! I took it from gang members who tried to kill me, I killed them and looted their bodies!"

Aegis glared at me and said "But you did kill them. And then took their money? I'm going to have to arrest you for that."

"It's not like they needed it anymore!" I shouted at him. "They weren't gonna spend it! They were dead!"

"Only because you made them that way!" he snarled. "You're obviously a phsyco. Now stay there while I put this nice containment foam on you."

I started to get angry. How dare he treat me this way over some gang members that I had killed. The gangs were running riot in this city and all the Protectorate and the Wards did was sit on their asses.

He was reaching for the foam grenades. Then I remembered his power. I smiled, rather nastily though, as I thought 'Looks like I'm going to have to get a little... messy.'

I quickly rushed forward using my reploid speed, which seemed to catch him by surprise. I went for the most lethal moves I knew, knowing that he would survive it. I didn't want to kill him since he wasn't a ganger and I don't kill heroes, neutrals, or the innocent.

I hit him, jabbed him, and punched him. Then I punched right into his chest and ripped his heart out. As he collapsed to the ground I just watched since I knew his power would keep him alive now.

"Here you can have this back now." I said snap his heart back in him. "Blood red really isn't my color. I was thinking of changing it to dark blue."

He snarled "I will hunt you down!"

I just shrugged. "You can try. You won't succeed though now."

"You will die!" he flits.

I looked at him and said "Hmph. The name's Thorne, Aegis. Remember it."

Aegis yelled "I will not forget this impudence, girl!"

---

A few hours later I finally stumbled into my hotel room. I heard a gasp and looked up. Before me was a vision of loveliness.

"Boss!" exclaimed Sunset. "What the fucking shit has happened to you now? You look like Hell warmed over badly."

I just smiled at the sight of Sunset Shimmer. She was really here as my companion. Then I passed out on the floor.
 
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