Ranma ½ I just saw this fic and I hate this about it!

Dumbledork

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This one is just creepy. Seriously. 'Father Sister' by sara t. fontanini

Genma has the same curse as Ranma (turns into a young redheaded girl) and is a slut who wants to sleep with every man she sees (and has sex with Soun the first evening they arrive at the Tendo Dojo). She also hates being a man and prefers staying a girl. Ranma still hates his curse, but has now Akane's personality (he hates perverts, thinks everyone is a pervert, and constantly hits Akane for being a pervert. I don't want to traumatize you any further so I'll leave it at that.

<a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5694663/1/Father_Sister' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5694663/1/Father_Sister</a>
 

varth

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I was as bored and checking "The Tough Badgermole and the Chaotic Horse", and here's first sentence in one of chapters:

Though things were not go quite according to Genma's plan had planned it since his plan did not involve to Toph and Ranma beating the crap out of him for twenty minute with rock gloves.
I shit you not.
 

chronodekar

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varth said:
I was as bored and checking "The Tough Badgermole and the Chaotic Horse", and here's first sentence in one of chapters:

Though things were not go quite according to Genma's plan had planned it since his plan did not involve to Toph and Ranma beating the crap out of him for twenty minute with rock gloves.
I shit you not.
Forget gasoline! I've got 2 tons of NASA-approved fuel next to me. THAT story needs things BURNED real badly !!! :sick:

-chronodekar
 
Why is it that bad authors are so prolific, anyway? Lately it seems like only the fics I can't stand update...
 

chronodekar

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My personal theory is that it's the beginning of the American summer break. Which means those kids who don't have a life outside stay indoors. With parents preventing access to XXX stuff, they turn to more creative outlets ... like writing bad fanfiction.

<_<

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Dumbledork

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Okay, I haven't read the story, but after seeing the summary I have no plans to ever do that. Nothing good can come from this crossover anyway.

Birth of the First Legendary Super Saiyajin ? by ChaosGenocideReign
Shenron is senile so Goku replaces him, what bad can happen having a happy-go lucky person selected as the Dragon Ball's guardian? Meanwhile, Ranma meets Piccolo! Please follow and review! Tell me what I need to work on!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,320 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7-23-12
 

chronodekar

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Dumbledork said:
Okay, I haven't read the story, but after seeing the summary I have no plans to ever do that. Nothing good can come from this crossover anyway.

Birth of the First Legendary Super Saiyajin ? by ChaosGenocideReign
Shenron is senile so Goku replaces him, what bad can happen having a happy-go lucky person selected as the Dragon Ball's guardian? Meanwhile, Ranma meets Piccolo! Please follow and review! Tell me what I need to work on!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,320 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7-23-12
Needing some ... distraction, I took the plunge and read some of it. Here are some of the highlights,

Hiryuu Hyoutoppa (this can't be a Ranma-verse attack, now can it?)

The formatting is just irritating. Makes me think that the author wrote in notepad first and then copied the fic over to FF.NET. The result is that Every Single Line starts on a new paragraph.

Chapter 4 is a duplicate of chapter 3. Seriously! Who is handling the uploading here?

I didn't even bother to read chapter 5.

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foesjoe

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chronodekar said:
Hiryuu Hyoutoppa (this can't be a Ranma-verse attack, now can it?)
It is.

IIRC, that's the attack Ranma uses to bend the dragon tap upwards so he can douse the Akane doll in the water and get her back to life.
 

Li Qin

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foesjoe said:
chronodekar said:
Hiryuu Hyoutoppa? (this can't be a Ranma-verse attack, now can it?)
It is.

IIRC, that's the attack Ranma uses to bend the dragon tap upwards so he can douse the Akane doll in the water and get her back to life.
Actually thats the attack Ranma uses to defeat Saffron. Hiryuu goten ha is what Ranma used to break the dragon tap.

Of course those names are from the shitty translation by EvlNabiki and Shade so I can't say they're right without checking the original and looking at the kanji myself.
 

chronodekar

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:( My Ranma-fu weakens day by day..... :blue:

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Ghostface

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What makes it worse is that this dude plagerized someone else who was a crappy writer.

<a href='http://ranmafics.com/Stories/Birth/index.html' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Some dude named Wishbringer wrote it first.</a>

I don't know why you'd plagerize a crappy fic, but there ya go.
 

chronodekar

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Ghostface said:
What makes it worse is that this dude plagerized someone else who was a crappy writer.

<a href='http://ranmafics.com/Stories/Birth/index.html' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Some dude named Wishbringer wrote it first.</a>

I don't know why you'd plagerize a crappy fic, but there ya go.
Judging from the line spacing and how it was posted on FF.NET, I'm sure that it IS Plagiarism.

A sad state of affairs indeed. Anyone here tried to report it in?

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Dumbledork

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This one definitely belongs into the garbage can. Just read the reviews and you'll very quickly see what's wrong with it without having to read this steamy pile of crap. Funny thing, back in 2006 I apparently gave it decent reviews. Boy, am I glad that my standards have at least improved a bit.

RKO ? by Mr.Staypuft reviews
OOC warning. Chapter XIII now up. Ranma learns more about his family and meets a few of his cousins. And Ryoga gets an shocking surprise from one of them after waking them up.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,099 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8-13-12 - Published: 2-26-06 - Ranma & Nabiki
 

Dumbledork

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I want to shoot the author for making me like the fic at first

Who Hates Boys? ?by JeremyGU reviews
What if Akane actually liked boys... a lot? And girls? And what if she met a fellow martial artist who could be either at will? A/U with a 'friendlier' Akane.
Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,023 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8-27-12 - Published: 12-8-11 - Akane
The premise was rather interesting what with Akane being Nerima's village bicycle and of course a raging pervert. That was supposed to stop once she got her sights on Ranma. The story was actually funny at first as Akane was teaching Ranma all about sex and all the sexual innuendo.

Chapter 4 killed the story for me. Ryoga gets his hands on the koi rod of love and tags Ranma like he does in canon. However, this time Akane doesn't mind at all and even urges Ranma and Ryoga to have sex in guy form (preferably adding her to the mix for a threesome). Ryoga is freaked out and doesn't want to have anything to do with it. They still make out in guy form for a bit, though ( :sick: :sick2: :sick3: )

It gets worse by the end of the chapter. Akane forces Ryoga to fuck Ranma. At first she wanted him to do it in male form but with his adamant refusal she's okay with him fucking girl Ranma.

She even sets up videocameras and asks Kasumi (who's a closet pervert in this story) if she wants to watch. She agrees of course (and later wants a copy of the video). The only one uncomfortable with this setup is Nabiki, surprisingly enough.

Then comes the disgusting scene with Ryoga basically raping Ranma (who's under the influence of a love potion) and Akane enjoys it, very much so even.

And the most sickening thing is all the positive reviews that chapter got (although when I look at the name of the reviewers I'm not really that surprised)
 

chronodekar

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@Dumbledork,
That is disturbing. :(

-chronodekar
 
Chapter 4 killed the story and chapter 5 drove a steak through the heart. I was willing to give the author a chance to fix things, hell he even acknowledged the mass hate for what he wrote and claimed to have "rescued" the fic with the latest chapter.

Not so much. It went something like this:

Ranma: *is PO'd*

Akane: You looked like you enjoyed it.

Ranma: I was under a spell!

Akane: Yes, but you were enjoying it.

Ranma: Uh...

Akane: Maybe you're bi.

Ranma: ...Maybe I am...

(ME: ...WTF... *stops reading, removes story from favorites*)
 

Dumbledork

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No idea what this one's about after reading the summary... and looking at the spelling and grammar I don't really want to find out

Ranma and Ukyo Ticklish Afternoon by Heartking75
Ranma walked to Ukyo's Restaurant to so hace some timed with her unfortunately the two will have a great with other.
Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,322 - Published: 9-23-12 - Ranma & Ukyo - Complete
 

Dumbledork

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This one has scarred me for life. I knew it was a bad idea to check it out, but since when do I listen to reason?

Harry's Altered Life by Wing-Gundamknight100 reviews
What if Harry's whole life was changed for good?
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-24-12 - Harry P. - Complete
This is one of the most horrible pieces of shit I've ever read. First of all, there's not a single Ranma character in the whole story.

Somehow and for no obvious reasons the Dursleys and Harry are travelling through China. I doubt the Dursley would willingly go to China and especially a remote region like Jusenkyo. And if they did they would certainly not take Harry with them.

Harry can read Chinese (!?) while the Dursleys can't.

Here are a few samples of the inimaginable horrors contained in the fic:

Dudley pushed Harry into the "Spring of the drowned Saiyan-Girl"
:lonegunman: :flameon: :crazy: :rant: :rant: :rant:

Somehow the spring was a hot spring and Harry is now stuck in his cursed form.

the once-male wizard had changed into a girl that reassembled Fasha of the Saiyan elite
Yeah, okay. How would any of them know what a Saiyan is and the name of the one who drowned?

Wow, that gives me an edge against all the bullying that I had to endure." Harry-Chan said
And here, ladies and gentlemen, you can see what the whole story is about: Harry bullying the bullies back.

Then Harry decides out of the blue to change his name and after asking the guide for the name of the girl who drowned he takes the name Fasha (killing the last part of Harry that might still have been Hary... yeah, I know, I'm reaching. He's not even shocked that he's stuck as a girl.

The Durselys also get a Darwin Award for pissing off an unbeatable saiyan.

Once Hogwarts starts again this happens:

Then one student had shouted about him seeing a flying girl
Here, ladies and gentlemen, we have a former scrawny boy who has never learnt how to fight, but strangely enough he is able to fly :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger:

was dressed in an oddly built armor
you can probably buy saiyan armor in ever clothes shop.

Draco Malfoy, of course, pisses off Fasha

"Now, listen and listen good, you will not call me a dark creature while I'm around and also nobody will be groping me or they will die by my hands...got it?"
That's so completely out of character for Harry that I don't even know what to say.

Then she had tossed Draco at his house's table
Our hero has turned into a violent thug, apparently.

the whole school was staring in shock and Fasha had told the staff that she has quit the school entirely because the pureblooded brats have ran amock in the halls and it has finally pushed her the boiling point and even told Albus that she had told the Dursleys that she will be blasting their house to kingdom-come
What was the point in coming back to Hogwarts if he quit school anyway. Probably just to show off his new powers and beat up everyone.

Then it was time to take revenge on the Dursleys

Then she had launched said energy ball at the house and Petunia saw that a gigantic magenta-colored energy ball was heading straight for the house and she had told both men to get out of the house and when they have evacuated out of the house and said energy ball had made contact and the whole residence was destroyed all in a matter of seconds and all was left was a large crater
An omynous 'years later' later

Albus finds Harry (no idea how) and asks for help against Voldemort. Harry of course says no and gives a very good (!?) reason

Because that so-called dar lord is nothing more than some asshole in a bad Halloween costume and needs to seek medical help
Then he threatens Dumbledork who, of course, shakes in fear.

Harry has refused to help the wizards against Voldemort, right? Well, apparently he changed his mind rather quickly, because immediately after throwing Dumbledore and Ron out of the house this happens:

Okay, now I'm mad...excuse me." Fasha said.
No idea who he's talking to but he doesn't waste any time

Then the female warrior had locked her front door and flew off towards Gaunt Manor and when she had arrived near the house and decided to use another technique that Goku has used and started to channel some ki in her body and the energy was starting to condense into a ball and she had fired it like a cannon which surprised all the death eaters and even Tom Riddle himself and the whole house was throughly destroyed with the inhabitants inside.

"Now, that's how you kill a supposed god." Fasha said
One important fact the author has obviously overlooked: horcruxes.

After killing Voldie the fic concludes rather abruptly with these two sentences:

Fasha had continued to deal with the pureblooded citizens while the muggleborn and halfbloods were seeing her as a heroine while the pureblooded see her as a dangerous animal that needs to be put down...

Fasha, herself, has lived to be 1000 years old but still retains her youth while the rest of the world age.
 

chronodekar

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Dumbledork, I salute you for that wonderful review ! It's been a while since I've seen criticism like that and it's refreshing. :)

Excellent job. B)

-chronodekar
 

foesjoe

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Wow, what terrible double standards you have, Dumbledork.

The exact same thing you criticise about this Harry Potter story you suddenly don't find bad at all when it happens to Ranma, i.e. getting stuck in girl-form, accepting the gender change, etc.

It's kind of funny.
 

Dumbledork

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foesjoe said:
Wow, what terrible double standards you have, Dumbledork.

The exact same thing you criticise about this Harry Potter story you suddenly don't find bad at all when it happens to Ranma, i.e. getting stuck in girl-form, accepting the gender change, etc.

It's kind of funny.
There are some Ranma fics like that that are done well, but this is basically a bash fic with no substance at all.

It's not so much the curse that bothers me, but how the whole story is constructed and the complete lack of logic in the plot.
 

chronodekar

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foesjoe said:
Wow, what terrible double standards you have, Dumbledork.

The exact same thing you criticise about this Harry Potter story you suddenly don't find bad at all when it happens to Ranma, i.e. getting stuck in girl-form, accepting the gender change, etc.

It's kind of funny.
Standards vary by fandom. They get murky when crossovers are involved.

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Dumbledork

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Complete waste of space and time

The Next Gen ?by Kisa tracer reviews
What happens when the great granddaughter of Tifa Lockheart and Cloud Strife 'Tifa Lockherat' meets up with the pigtail martial artist Ranma when both think that they are the best. They are put to the test when a new enemy appers. Oh and Tifa is out for revange over her dead parents. read and review oh and open to who should be with who, and due to lemons rated M
Crossover - Ranma & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10-21-12 - Published: 10-20-12 - Ranma
Full of spelling mistakes and the author uses a different family name for Tifa in the fic. The OC seems to be a Mary-Sue too.

Apparently he doesn't know the canon material or have you ever heard of a summoned monster named 'Shiver' (which I suppose should be Shiva)?

The story doesn't make any sense at all and you really shouldn't waste your time with this one.
 

Drawde

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Haven't read that fic, but apparently that's the actual name of Shiva. Shiva was a mistranslation, the name probably being "Shiver" written in Japanese.
 
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