This one has scarred me for life. I knew it was a bad idea to check it out, but since when do I listen to reason?
Harry's Altered Life by Wing-Gundamknight100 reviews
What if Harry's whole life was changed for good?
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-24-12 - Harry P. - Complete
This is one of the most horrible pieces of shit I've ever read. First of all, there's not a single Ranma character in the whole story.
Somehow and for no obvious reasons the Dursleys and Harry are travelling through China. I doubt the Dursley would willingly go to China and especially a remote region like Jusenkyo. And if they did they would certainly not take Harry with them.
Harry can read Chinese (!?) while the Dursleys can't.
Here are a few samples of the inimaginable horrors contained in the fic:
Dudley pushed Harry into the "Spring of the drowned Saiyan-Girl"
:lonegunman: :flameon: :crazy: :rant: :rant: :rant:
Somehow the spring was a hot spring and Harry is now stuck in his cursed form.
the once-male wizard had changed into a girl that reassembled Fasha of the Saiyan elite
Yeah, okay. How would any of them know what a Saiyan is and the name of the one who drowned?
Wow, that gives me an edge against all the bullying that I had to endure." Harry-Chan said
And here, ladies and gentlemen, you can see what the whole story is about: Harry bullying the bullies back.
Then Harry decides out of the blue to change his name and after asking the guide for the name of the girl who drowned he takes the name Fasha (killing the last part of Harry that might still have been Hary... yeah, I know, I'm reaching. He's not even shocked that he's stuck as a girl.
The Durselys also get a Darwin Award for pissing off an unbeatable saiyan.
Once Hogwarts starts again this happens:
Then one student had shouted about him seeing a flying girl
Here, ladies and gentlemen, we have a former scrawny boy who has never learnt how to fight, but strangely enough he is able to fly :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger:
was dressed in an oddly built armor
you can probably buy saiyan armor in ever clothes shop.
Draco Malfoy, of course, pisses off Fasha
"Now, listen and listen good, you will not call me a dark creature while I'm around and also nobody will be groping me or they will die by my hands...got it?"
That's so completely out of character for Harry that I don't even know what to say.
Then she had tossed Draco at his house's table
Our hero has turned into a violent thug, apparently.
the whole school was staring in shock and Fasha had told the staff that she has quit the school entirely because the pureblooded brats have ran amock in the halls and it has finally pushed her the boiling point and even told Albus that she had told the Dursleys that she will be blasting their house to kingdom-come
What was the point in coming back to Hogwarts if he quit school anyway. Probably just to show off his new powers and beat up everyone.
Then it was time to take revenge on the Dursleys
Then she had launched said energy ball at the house and Petunia saw that a gigantic magenta-colored energy ball was heading straight for the house and she had told both men to get out of the house and when they have evacuated out of the house and said energy ball had made contact and the whole residence was destroyed all in a matter of seconds and all was left was a large crater
An omynous 'years later' later
Albus finds Harry (no idea how) and asks for help against Voldemort. Harry of course says no and gives a very good (!?) reason
Because that so-called dar lord is nothing more than some asshole in a bad Halloween costume and needs to seek medical help
Then he threatens Dumbledork who, of course, shakes in fear.
Harry has refused to help the wizards against Voldemort, right? Well, apparently he changed his mind rather quickly, because immediately after throwing Dumbledore and Ron out of the house this happens:
Okay, now I'm mad...excuse me." Fasha said.
No idea who he's talking to but he doesn't waste any time
Then the female warrior had locked her front door and flew off towards Gaunt Manor and when she had arrived near the house and decided to use another technique that Goku has used and started to channel some ki in her body and the energy was starting to condense into a ball and she had fired it like a cannon which surprised all the death eaters and even Tom Riddle himself and the whole house was throughly destroyed with the inhabitants inside.
"Now, that's how you kill a supposed god." Fasha said
One important fact the author has obviously overlooked: horcruxes.
After killing Voldie the fic concludes rather abruptly with these two sentences:
Fasha had continued to deal with the pureblooded citizens while the muggleborn and halfbloods were seeing her as a heroine while the pureblooded see her as a dangerous animal that needs to be put down...
Fasha, herself, has lived to be 1000 years old but still retains her youth while the rest of the world age.