IT IS MANDATORY FUN TIME, CITIZEN.
ARE YOU HAPPY?
TO SPREAD UNHAPPINESS IS TREASON,
AND PUNISHABLE BY IMMEDIATE EXECUTION.
ALWAYS BE ALERT FOR COMMUNIST MUTANT TRAITORS!
To help preserve happiness quota through the Service Firm Metaspace Studios and the statistical group Player Base, Friend Computer has assigned [Pencil-B-PEN-24] to serve as dummy control and instruction specimen for the sophisticated and educational strategy game of [ Fleets ]. You are required to watch and learn, and on occasion provide instructions to [Pencil-B-PEN-24] in his deficient play methods. This is yours and [his] delightful duty as Troubleshooters in service of Friend Computer.
THIS IS A CLEARANCE BLUE ANNOUNCEMENT.
Citizens of clearance GREEN and below are forbidden from viewing this announcement. If you do not have sufficient clearance, stop now and report to your nearest Obedience Recuperation Center.
Stand by for a message from test control subject.
Ohshitohshitohshitohshit... why is this happening? I'm a Blue-level citizen!
You have the pleasure to perform this humble task for the good of the Complex. To put personal comfort above the welfare of the group is treason. And communism.
You have been fined 500 Credits for the Profanity Privilege Fee.
You have been fined 500 Credits for the Profanity Privilege Fee.
But that's... oh [REDACTED: CLEARANCE ULTRAVIOLET] this is going to hurt.