Okay... Since we all know that Kishimoto wants Uchiha cock, at some point, Sasuke is clearly going to return to the villiage in some way, and whaddya know all will be forgiven. But how is Kishi going to do this? Simply put:
It was all a massive sting operation.
Yes that's right! Hurrah! Sasuke never betrayed you in the first place, it was all a cunning ruse in order to spy (or something) on Orochimaru! (who is clearly the only none-retarded threat facing the leaf right now*). Yes even that bit where he tried to kill you, and all those other glaring plot holes! It was all a ploy! Come back agent Uchiha! Shiny medals and drinks all round!
Jesus. :no:
You can see it happening can't you?
* Because apparently akatsuki's big plan is get monies and buy the world. Or a massive gay host bar, I'm not entirely sure.
It was all a massive sting operation.
Yes that's right! Hurrah! Sasuke never betrayed you in the first place, it was all a cunning ruse in order to spy (or something) on Orochimaru! (who is clearly the only none-retarded threat facing the leaf right now*). Yes even that bit where he tried to kill you, and all those other glaring plot holes! It was all a ploy! Come back agent Uchiha! Shiny medals and drinks all round!
Jesus. :no:
You can see it happening can't you?
* Because apparently akatsuki's big plan is get monies and buy the world. Or a massive gay host bar, I'm not entirely sure.