Naruto Idea up for Adoption

[Matdeception]

During one of my more hentai focused moments, for some reason my thoughts drifted to Ranma fanfiction, most noteably the 'Drop Dead Gorgeous' one shot I had read some how - probably the bet series.

So I thought, why not have Ero-sennin to something horribly wrong during the training trip prior to the time jump, something so horrible it pretty much forces Naruto to live inside a large sack, which Ero-sennin is forced to carry, whenever they go into a town and anywhere near females in gender.

Something stupid, like the real SEXY no jutsu. A technique that turns Naruto into a wall of aching pheremones and sexual tension.

Figured it could start off like a regular Ranma fic.

Post card.

"Tsunade-sama

Bringing Naruto, there are complications.

Jairiya"

So now you have a Naruto whos mere presence with anything female drives them quickly into an explosion of sexual need and desire. Figure this could be a bit of a comedy, something along the lines of "Get Naruto" when he's released in Konoha and is forced to run like hell as a suddenly horny Tsunade, Shizune, and Sakura (All of which might be in the office when Ero-sennin drops the bomb, or is some how forced to release Naruto from the 'bag' he was hiding in.

Hell, the only way to end the effects of the technique could be anything from actually getting laid, to sleeping with a certain number of woman, or never at all (Boy wouldn't that be fun?). Of course you could say after the sexual encounter with the boy they become immune to his pheremones, ect. ect.

Meh. Just a concept really, nothing set in stone, but I figure if anyone is Hentai inclined they could go nuts with the general concept and turn it into a lemon fest the likes I have seen since last tuesday.

 

[Israfel]

Hehe, sounds fun, if not done before, as for when it could be stopped, suppose that maybe it was disabled for about an hour or so every time after just getting laid? Thus giving the girl some coherency around him, only after having sex with him, though, then again, no girl would be coherent after sex with Naruto. ^_^

 

[Reikson]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

This is the most-hysterical plot-bunny/idea I've come across in ages!

 

[ttestagr]

To make it more amusing make him be absolutely horrible in bed. That way every girl is chasing him, but he can get a short break after he beds someone only to have to deal with the girl being upset with him for being so bad.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

.....

*bitchslaps ttestagr*

 

[ttestagr]

Hey hey, no need for violence!

 

[FH_Meta]

To make it more amusing make him be absolutely horrible in bed. That way every girl is chasing him, but he can get a short break after he beds someone only to have to deal with the girl being upset with him for being so bad.

I'm going to try and get across my point (and probably fail as I have too much going on in my head at the moment, but won't be able to do this later), but the idea is too self limiting.

For a one-shot, or any short work, then the idea is a great punch line, haha joke's on us, the last line is just the opposite of what we though it would be. Very much like the An S.I. fic on darkscribes.

Drawn out longer and you start to run into the Shinji Ikari problem, to stay within Eva if I may, where repeated violations of the expectation are less sucessful.

I called this the Shinji Ikari problem becuase Shinji was, to a degree, a self insert of the series creator, but because Shinji never really manages to meet our expectations of a hero (indeed he goes so far afield that we manage to create new expectations for him, but they are rather anathemic to the image of a hero) and he becomes an object of revulsion.

And, dammit, I just lost my train of thought and can't get it back, so I'll have to try concluding this later.

 

[Fatuous One]

No, you make a good point.

That idea is good in that it would make a good joke, but if it lasted a while the reader would likely come to hate the 'hero' for not improving and continuously failing to meet his/her expectations

/Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Blah, blah, blah... and other bad analogies.

But actually, I would like to see the idea of an impotent hero in a lemon. A breath of fresh air from all the virgins who are automatically sex gods in fiction. -_-

 

[FH_Meta]

Thing is that I had one more point that I thought was pretty important, but I lost my explaination for it and if I tried to get it across now I'd have to resort to snippets and scenes.

And I don't really want to resort to that because I'd feel like another Mr."Brevity is the soul of wit" and also because all of the scenes and snippets that are coming to my mind are for a bit of original fiction.

 

[ttestagr]

I've been reading too many lemons where the main character is virgin, but manages to make his parter pass out in multi-orgasmic bliss for his first time. It's so common that I've gotten really annoyed with it in fics.

 

[cilrais]

the thing is a lemon where naruto or ranma or shinji blows their load in 30 seconds and then falls asleep isn't very hot.

 

[FH_Meta]

I had a joke about extenuating circumstances, but given just how farked up some hentai can be, it'd probably not be funny if someone had read one that was like any incarnation of the joke.

 

[Matdeception]

I agree that this type of thing isn't set to be a 'long' running series.

Well, unless it's planned out very well. Anyway, it's more of a lark, as I noted at the top this was all during a hentai moment I had in my head.

Anyway, meh.

 

[toraneko]

The whole "quickshot virgin male" thing works, the first time at least.

Thing is, we all know about Naruto's stamina...

I see him firing a quick one at first, but coming back for more in record time.

Now as for actual ability at sex, that's more involved. Thus he needs someone to teach him...

 

[Deathwings]

It's strange...it's like I'm hearing the echo of a name very well know here, the name of one very hot snake sannin former student and crazy psycho...

Am I the only one ? :snigger:

 

[toraneko]

You, me, and everyone else with eyes in their head who has seen Miss "Hi, I'm hot, this is my metal ninja-mesh suit, and yes, those are real" licking the blood off Naruto's cheek. ~