The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style
Chapter 3
Silence of the Inner Voice
Disclaimer: I donÆt own this series or any other series. I am just floating an idea. I am making no money, nor plan to, off this venture. If you think of suing me over this, then grow up.
I would like to first personally thank all of those reviewing my stories. I enjoy reading your comments, and try to correct the grammatical errors I miss with my final read-through as well as my spell checkers. The suggestions you all make will help make this story better for everyone to enjoy, as well as allow my to fix some plot holes I may unintentionally leave. If you find any, let me know, and I will correct them and repost the chapters.
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Quick note: Inner voices will be done ôlike this.ö
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ôWhat the hell are we doing up here?ö asked a young Orochimaru, sitting beside his white-haired teammate.
ôResearch and experimentation,ö answered the young Jiraiya.
ôYou mean I work on seals and you stare at the females in the public bathes,ö muttered the pale skinned genin.
Jiraiya smirked as he held up a second pair of binoculars. ôYou could help me in my research?ö
Orochimaru glared at him, before taking the offered binoculars. ôWell then, explain how we are going to practice making seals? I didnÆt bring any paper, and you barely remember to bring what you write on.ö
Smirking, Jiraiya patted the rooftop. ôThe ninja way is to use what you have available. WeÆll use these tiles.ö
ôThe tiles?ö
ôYes, the tiles.ö
Orochimaru sighed. Why was he always teamed up with losers? Sometimes, I have to wonder if theyÆll eventually drive me insane.
Man, if he only knew...
Smirking, Jiraiya quickly looked off towards the bathes, as Orochimaru slowly joined him. ôI will admit ... this is somewhat enjoyable,ö slowly said the snake genin.
ôI just hope Tsunade doesnÆt bathe there today,ö muttered Jiraiya. ôIÆd rather not see that black hole she calls a chest.ö
ôOh really,ö said an angry feminine voice.
The two males gulped, as they slowly lowered their binoculars, and turned to face the woman in question.
ôItÆs all his fault!ö yelled out Orochimaru, desperately trying to save his own ass.
ôTraitor!ö yelled Jiraiya, as he took off running, the angry Tsunade in hot pursuit.
ôCOME BACK HERE, YOU BASTARD!ö
Orochimaru just chuckled as he sat back down and lifted the binoculars to his head, switching between following what would be a grand beating on his rival, and the women in the bath. ôAh, I live for days like this.
ôI just wish he would use papers. These tiles are covered with his chicken-scratch.ö
Before he could resume his viewing pleasure, one particular tile caught his attention. ôIdiot didnÆt even finish them.ö Fixing what he thought was an unfinished tile; he nodded before resuming his viewing. ôBeating or girls, beating or girls; what to watch?ö
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Present...
ôI should have destroyed that roof while I had the chance,ö muttered Tsunade, as she slowly sat up on her bed. ôI mean, I knew he was up to no good, and that place always gave him the best perch to peek at people bathing, but no; I had to be a good little ninja and not needlessly destroy property in the village.ö
Shaking her head, she slowly stood up. ôI guess we all have our follies of youth. I mean, who knew whatever he did would actually work. Jiraiya sucked at seals like that when he was that age. I figured he just liked to doodle while peeping in on the bathing girls.ö
Shaking her head, she turned back to the bed. ôWell, I gotta go find that letch and get him to fix this. IÆll see you later, stud.ö Smirking, she left.
Now, for those wondering what in the Nine Hells is going on here, it is quite simple.
Tsunade, being stressed out from the work of a Hokage, as well as both the search for Jiraiya as well as the scene with the contingent from the Sand Village, found herself exhausted, and thought her head would look better on the desk, sleeping.
The result was she head-butted the tile, and received the seal.
Before she could warn anyone what had just occurred, that was the moment that Kakashi entered her office to report on the search.
Needless to say, Tsunade experienced a sudden drop in her control.
Which is why we can now find Kakashi severely dehydrated, pale, swollenùTsunade isnÆt one for soft loveùand slowly looking over at his copy of Ichi Ichi Paradise. He wasnÆt sure whether he should curse the author of the book, or thank him for the time of his life.
If Tsunade had dropped her genjutsu, weÆd all know the answer to that one.
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ôPsst,ö came a call from a bush near the LeeÆs Dojo. ôFuzzy-brows, you there?ö
The taijutsu master slowly peeked out of his door. ôNaruto-kun, is that you?ö
The blond nodded, still hiding in the bushes of what he hoped wasnÆt poison ivy. ôCan you hide me? SakuraÆs gone crazy, and I need some clothes. Mine sort of ... exploded off me.ö
ôAh,ö said Lee, ôyour clothes could not contain your youthful energies. Come then, I have an extra set of clothes Gai-sensei gave to me, so that I could pass them on to my next student as well.ö
That brought a smile to NarutoÆs face. After all, he had always wanted to try on that green jumpsuit, but Kakashi and Jiraiya always burned the thing before he could.
Very weird ...
ôOkay then,ö said the blond, ôwhere can I change?ö
ôI have a changing room in back, you can use that.ö
Nodding, the demon fox container made his way inside.
ôDamn it kit, youÆll never get laid wearing that!ö
Sadly, not everyone agreed with his new choice of clothes, but Naruto felt it was better than running around naked.
ôYou should, let the females see who is the best male. You ever see a clothed animal ... aside from the ones you summon? Nope, naked is natural.ö
Naruto paused to rub his forehead. CanÆt you go back to threatening me and wanting to kill?
ôI donÆt know? Can you stop being a pussy and get some? Damn it kit, IÆm dying here!ö
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Tenten sighed as she rubbed her head, walking away from her short battle with Dark Mistress Sakura. ôShe didnÆt need to head butt me,ö she murmured, hoping she didnÆt have a concussion. With most of the village now either looking for the perverted Sennin or trying to locate and capture Sakura, it was doubtful many people were left in the hospital to take care of her.
ôMan, where am I anyway,ö she muttered, looking around the path. ôWait, isnÆt this the way to LeeÆs Dojo?ö she wondered aloud.
She smiled at that. Not only would she be able to get some help for her headache; but since Lee was always there practicing, sheÆd be able to watch.
ôYeah, and when he takes off his sweaty shirt, those rippling muscles...ö
Nodding in agreement with her inner voice, she continued onward. Strangely, she didnÆt find these thoughts odd.
Makes you wonder whatÆs usually going through her mind.
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Lee continued to try and beat his personal best record for continuous hand-stand pushups while holding an extra fifty kilograms by his feetùand thus was the reason Naruto was now mentally arguing with the Demon Fox about exactly how badly the boy needed laid, or if even Gai had ever been laid.
ôNow thatÆs what I like to see.ö
Pausing in his quest, Lee arched his head up. ôAh, Tenten, have you come to work on your youthful fire as well?ö
The kunoichi smiled as she fiddled with the ties on her shirt. ôYou ... could say that.ö
ôAh, excellent,ö said Lee, finishing his last set of pushups before standing. ôGai-sensei has imparted unto me his knowledge of how to properly train our fires of youth for their greatest potentials. What would you like to work on ... today ... um...ö he trailed off, as Tenten was now minus her shirt, revealing a bra-clad chest.
ôI have my own exercises in mind,ö she smiled, as she slowly walked over to the stunned ninja.
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ôIÆm telling you kit, if you keep acting like this, youÆll be like them and youÆll never see any tail ... unless they fixed themselves.
ôYOU BETTER NOT GET US FIXED, KIT!ö
Naruto cringed. He didnÆt even know what ægetting fixedÆ was, but if it would get the damn kyuubi off his back, it had possibilities then.
*****Not yet finished...
Chapter 3
Silence of the Inner Voice
Disclaimer: I donÆt own this series or any other series. I am just floating an idea. I am making no money, nor plan to, off this venture. If you think of suing me over this, then grow up.
I would like to first personally thank all of those reviewing my stories. I enjoy reading your comments, and try to correct the grammatical errors I miss with my final read-through as well as my spell checkers. The suggestions you all make will help make this story better for everyone to enjoy, as well as allow my to fix some plot holes I may unintentionally leave. If you find any, let me know, and I will correct them and repost the chapters.
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Quick note: Inner voices will be done ôlike this.ö
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ôWhat the hell are we doing up here?ö asked a young Orochimaru, sitting beside his white-haired teammate.
ôResearch and experimentation,ö answered the young Jiraiya.
ôYou mean I work on seals and you stare at the females in the public bathes,ö muttered the pale skinned genin.
Jiraiya smirked as he held up a second pair of binoculars. ôYou could help me in my research?ö
Orochimaru glared at him, before taking the offered binoculars. ôWell then, explain how we are going to practice making seals? I didnÆt bring any paper, and you barely remember to bring what you write on.ö
Smirking, Jiraiya patted the rooftop. ôThe ninja way is to use what you have available. WeÆll use these tiles.ö
ôThe tiles?ö
ôYes, the tiles.ö
Orochimaru sighed. Why was he always teamed up with losers? Sometimes, I have to wonder if theyÆll eventually drive me insane.
Man, if he only knew...
Smirking, Jiraiya quickly looked off towards the bathes, as Orochimaru slowly joined him. ôI will admit ... this is somewhat enjoyable,ö slowly said the snake genin.
ôI just hope Tsunade doesnÆt bathe there today,ö muttered Jiraiya. ôIÆd rather not see that black hole she calls a chest.ö
ôOh really,ö said an angry feminine voice.
The two males gulped, as they slowly lowered their binoculars, and turned to face the woman in question.
ôItÆs all his fault!ö yelled out Orochimaru, desperately trying to save his own ass.
ôTraitor!ö yelled Jiraiya, as he took off running, the angry Tsunade in hot pursuit.
ôCOME BACK HERE, YOU BASTARD!ö
Orochimaru just chuckled as he sat back down and lifted the binoculars to his head, switching between following what would be a grand beating on his rival, and the women in the bath. ôAh, I live for days like this.
ôI just wish he would use papers. These tiles are covered with his chicken-scratch.ö
Before he could resume his viewing pleasure, one particular tile caught his attention. ôIdiot didnÆt even finish them.ö Fixing what he thought was an unfinished tile; he nodded before resuming his viewing. ôBeating or girls, beating or girls; what to watch?ö
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Present...
ôI should have destroyed that roof while I had the chance,ö muttered Tsunade, as she slowly sat up on her bed. ôI mean, I knew he was up to no good, and that place always gave him the best perch to peek at people bathing, but no; I had to be a good little ninja and not needlessly destroy property in the village.ö
Shaking her head, she slowly stood up. ôI guess we all have our follies of youth. I mean, who knew whatever he did would actually work. Jiraiya sucked at seals like that when he was that age. I figured he just liked to doodle while peeping in on the bathing girls.ö
Shaking her head, she turned back to the bed. ôWell, I gotta go find that letch and get him to fix this. IÆll see you later, stud.ö Smirking, she left.
Now, for those wondering what in the Nine Hells is going on here, it is quite simple.
Tsunade, being stressed out from the work of a Hokage, as well as both the search for Jiraiya as well as the scene with the contingent from the Sand Village, found herself exhausted, and thought her head would look better on the desk, sleeping.
The result was she head-butted the tile, and received the seal.
Before she could warn anyone what had just occurred, that was the moment that Kakashi entered her office to report on the search.
Needless to say, Tsunade experienced a sudden drop in her control.
Which is why we can now find Kakashi severely dehydrated, pale, swollenùTsunade isnÆt one for soft loveùand slowly looking over at his copy of Ichi Ichi Paradise. He wasnÆt sure whether he should curse the author of the book, or thank him for the time of his life.
If Tsunade had dropped her genjutsu, weÆd all know the answer to that one.
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ôPsst,ö came a call from a bush near the LeeÆs Dojo. ôFuzzy-brows, you there?ö
The taijutsu master slowly peeked out of his door. ôNaruto-kun, is that you?ö
The blond nodded, still hiding in the bushes of what he hoped wasnÆt poison ivy. ôCan you hide me? SakuraÆs gone crazy, and I need some clothes. Mine sort of ... exploded off me.ö
ôAh,ö said Lee, ôyour clothes could not contain your youthful energies. Come then, I have an extra set of clothes Gai-sensei gave to me, so that I could pass them on to my next student as well.ö
That brought a smile to NarutoÆs face. After all, he had always wanted to try on that green jumpsuit, but Kakashi and Jiraiya always burned the thing before he could.
Very weird ...
ôOkay then,ö said the blond, ôwhere can I change?ö
ôI have a changing room in back, you can use that.ö
Nodding, the demon fox container made his way inside.
ôDamn it kit, youÆll never get laid wearing that!ö
Sadly, not everyone agreed with his new choice of clothes, but Naruto felt it was better than running around naked.
ôYou should, let the females see who is the best male. You ever see a clothed animal ... aside from the ones you summon? Nope, naked is natural.ö
Naruto paused to rub his forehead. CanÆt you go back to threatening me and wanting to kill?
ôI donÆt know? Can you stop being a pussy and get some? Damn it kit, IÆm dying here!ö
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Tenten sighed as she rubbed her head, walking away from her short battle with Dark Mistress Sakura. ôShe didnÆt need to head butt me,ö she murmured, hoping she didnÆt have a concussion. With most of the village now either looking for the perverted Sennin or trying to locate and capture Sakura, it was doubtful many people were left in the hospital to take care of her.
ôMan, where am I anyway,ö she muttered, looking around the path. ôWait, isnÆt this the way to LeeÆs Dojo?ö she wondered aloud.
She smiled at that. Not only would she be able to get some help for her headache; but since Lee was always there practicing, sheÆd be able to watch.
ôYeah, and when he takes off his sweaty shirt, those rippling muscles...ö
Nodding in agreement with her inner voice, she continued onward. Strangely, she didnÆt find these thoughts odd.
Makes you wonder whatÆs usually going through her mind.
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Lee continued to try and beat his personal best record for continuous hand-stand pushups while holding an extra fifty kilograms by his feetùand thus was the reason Naruto was now mentally arguing with the Demon Fox about exactly how badly the boy needed laid, or if even Gai had ever been laid.
ôNow thatÆs what I like to see.ö
Pausing in his quest, Lee arched his head up. ôAh, Tenten, have you come to work on your youthful fire as well?ö
The kunoichi smiled as she fiddled with the ties on her shirt. ôYou ... could say that.ö
ôAh, excellent,ö said Lee, finishing his last set of pushups before standing. ôGai-sensei has imparted unto me his knowledge of how to properly train our fires of youth for their greatest potentials. What would you like to work on ... today ... um...ö he trailed off, as Tenten was now minus her shirt, revealing a bra-clad chest.
ôI have my own exercises in mind,ö she smiled, as she slowly walked over to the stunned ninja.
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ôIÆm telling you kit, if you keep acting like this, youÆll be like them and youÆll never see any tail ... unless they fixed themselves.
ôYOU BETTER NOT GET US FIXED, KIT!ö
Naruto cringed. He didnÆt even know what ægetting fixedÆ was, but if it would get the damn kyuubi off his back, it had possibilities then.
*****Not yet finished...