League of Legends

Shirotsume

Not The Goddamn @dmin
Started playing on LAN. My spanish isn't too horrible, and I get 30ms. Go east coast, woo.

So that aside, apparently latin america north doesn't have smurf detection, or it's really slow to pick up the fact that I do, in fact, know how to play.
Queued up real fast for co-op-vs ai, grabbed ryze, started stomping ofc... and suddenly their annie oneshots me. Wait, bots don't get fed...

Oh. These aren't bots I'm playing against, these are people. I was wondering if the intermediate AI was worse on LAN or something... nope, just somehow matched into like 300 mmr games...?

Medium sized story short, played Ryze, players on both teams literally worse than bots. Ended up 42/13/4. Final kill counter was 52 to 55. Highlight was our 0/13/2 shyvanna saying that if I wasn't so greedy and stole all her kills, we could have won. Enemy team reported me for hacking. Also all of them reported each other for feeding. My kingdom for their team's chat log.

Then I played ekko, because free week. 40/6/20, 94% kill participation, did more damage than everyone else in the entire game, combined.
They were also debating in allchat if I was hacking or a bot or something. They were pretty confused when I started talking in allchat.

But seriously, rito plz increase my mmr holy fuck these guys are bad.
 

Fellgrave

Well-Known Member
Friend me and I'll invite for a game sometime, maybe that'll help.
 

Shirotsume

Not The Goddamn @dmin
Mystery champ was pantheon. You guys?
 

akun50

Well-Known Member
Gnar for me. Little guy is adorable. Not sure if I like how his boomerang mechanic works (I'd rather it go to it's full range and comeback than have a "hit first target and turn around" bit with a cooldown-reducing catch mechanic that punishes me if I fail to grab it), but I'll probably still play him every so often.
 
Incoming server move from Portland(west coast) to Chicago(central, but closer to east coast). If you're East coast, time to play some much less laggy LoL
 

Shirotsume

Not The Goddamn @dmin
Also, for everyone that transferred or started an account on LAN, it looks like you get a free transfer back to NA.
 

Shirotsume

Not The Goddamn @dmin
Playing support- Brand.

Enemy midlaner was apparently a scripting xerath. (we tested- 2 red sweepers all around, pink wards, still getting random Qs hitting us from fog of war.)

We still ended up winning, by the dint of me basically building sightstone and then straight damage.

Scripts don't help if your entire team is stupid enough to group up on you against a brand.


The salt of a scripter raging in allchat about getting his shit wrecked- and nearly outdamaged- by a support was glorious.

EDIT: btw, proof: http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2313954155/49622427
 
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