Lessons Anime has taught you.

[MnemoD]

Red is 200% faster than other colors.

Actually 300% 

=There are only two ranges of breast size for women: ironing-board flat, or porn-star huge.

=If a person wears clothes with primary colors, this person is heroic. Red, in particular, seems to be the favorite color of heroes.

= This is more of a theory, but with the amount of blood the average Japanese male can discharge, blood banks must be a booming business in Japan.

The first one is incorrect. There is a third bust size in Japan: Background Character.

911?  Please send an ambulance- we have sick burns.

 

[Contrabardus]

Here's the actual categories of bust sizes in Anime:

Justice!

Lucky if face is actually drawn

Very existence is sexual harassment of other girls

 

[MnemoD]

Here's the actual categories of bust sizes in Anime:

Justice!

Lucky if face is actually drawn

Very existence is sexual harassment of other girls

You forgot the unlikely fourth category:

Eiken

 

[point09micron_process]

Red is 200% faster than other colors.

Actually 300% 

100% faster = 2x as fast
200% faster = 3x as fast
300% faster = 4x as fast. Admittedly better, but not actually true.

 

[goldenarms]

Angel girls are almost always bad and to be despised while demon girls are innocent, naive virgins that require your lovin'.

If it's a robot and has breasts, it will instinctively want the D, even if it has no programming.

If you're a male and trip within the vicinity of a pretty girl, your mouths will instantly home in onto each other before either of you hit the ground, no matter what physics say.

 

[point09micron_process]

If you're a male and trip within the vicinity of a pretty girl, your mouths will instantly home in onto each other before either of you hit the ground, no matter what physics say.

Similar attraction of hands to breasts in defiance of all laws of physics.

 

[PCHeintz72]

If you're a male and trip within the vicinity of a pretty girl, your mouths will instantly home in onto each other before either of you hit the ground, no matter what physics say.

Or you will land looking up the skirt.