lhklan's random drabble

lhklan

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#1
Well, as the title said, this is where I will put most of my one shots, omakes, etc...

And for starter, this is something inspired by Old Iron's "Fake" one shot.

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"Have a good evening. See you tomorrow."

"U-um... Would you... would you like to go out with m-the rest of us later?"

"I'm sorry; I have some business to take care of. Maybe another time."

"Ah, I see..."

Due forced a smile as she watches the young man visibly deflate in front of her. Waving goodbye to her "coworkers", she quickly walks to the parking lot to look for "her" car. Her hand fumbled a bit when she tried to unlock the door, but soon she was driving to the apartment she now inhabits. She was grinding her teethes the whole ride.

It wasn't until she was safely inside "her" apartment that she stopped. Plopping down on the sofa, she closed her eyes and let out a sigh of frustration. She knew the man had a crush on her. No, on the woman named Miriam, she corrected herself. And therein lays the crux of the problem: She was not Miriam, merely wearing her face.

Frankly, she was tired. Tired of the smiles, of the congratulations, of the friendship, of the love directed toward her. Because she knew it was not for her. It was for the person whose face she's wearing at the time. A nun, an officer, an aide, a florist, etc...

Perhaps she was bitter about it too. It would explain why she took delight in destroying those bonds. She envied them, being able to live so carefree, so happy with each other, to be real.

Above all though, she was lonely. Only coldness awaits her each night, in a land far away from home, in a place she could not even call her own. Oh she could try and reach out, but what would be the point? It was not Due herself that they were interested in, it was the person she's impersonating.

It was not the first time, and she doubt it's the last, she felt like this. How long has it been, since she truly wore her own face? How long has it been since she started these long term assignments? It felt like a lifetime to her. Or several, considering the number of disguises she went through.

She loved her father and her sisters dearly, and would do anything for them. But she cannot help but wonder of a different life. A life where she doesn't have to wear someone else face. A life where she can be who she is, and enjoy everything it can give. A life where she can step out in the light and not stay in the shadow behind the scenes.

A life as a real person, and not a fake.

She knew that it would end when her father win. Then, she can finally meet her sisters, and honestly introduces herself as Due, and not the name of somebody else. It was another reason why she worked so hard to make her disguises perfect. Too perfect, perhaps.

Even so, she can't help but dream. After all, there is no rule that forbid people from dreaming, even a shadow such as herself.

Until that day where she can finally be herself, she would endure this lonely and bitter existence and takes solace in her dreams.
 

lhklan

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#2
And this is an omake written for Old Iron's "Leave of Absence":

Family

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Yuuno blinked, trying to get his focus back. Why was he here again? Oh right. Zwei wanted to spend some time with her newly revived mother, but since Reinforce is still under observation by the TSAB, her handler – Yuuno – was forced to tag along. The girl had dragged the two of them to Mid Childa Amusement Park. Although her choice of rides was… shocking, to say the least. This is probably the third consecutive rollercoaster that they had gone on, and the most dangerous one yet. Seriously, Yuuno had lost count how many times his heart nearly flew out.

“That was awesome! Can we go again Daddy?” The young girl exclaimed, dragging the man by the arm.

“I don’t think that’s a good idea Zwei. Reinforce looks like she’s about to collapse” Yuuno pointed toward the said woman, who was leaning on a lamp post.

“Ah! Are you alright Mommy?” Zwei ran over to her mother, a worried expression on her face.

“I-I’ll be fine. J-Just give me a second…”Even as she said so, Yuuno noted that her face was rather pale.

“How about we take a short break?” Yuuno proposed. “It’s nearing noon anyway. I’m pretty sure you’re hungry by now.”

Just then, Zwei’s stomach grumbled loudly. The young girl blushes in embarrassment prompting the two adults to smiles.

”Um… I guess so…”

Eventually, the trio found a small table at an isolate corner in the food court. Reinforce and Zwei were conversed most of the time, and Yuuno was content to sit by and watch the mother-daughter pair interacts. Of course, the blond had to get involved once Zwei start mentioning some of his embarrassing incidents. The one with Vita had let to Reinforce giggling a bit. Having heard them a few times before, Yuuno still couldn’t believe how … soft they sounded. They continued after that, with the 4th ride thankfully less chaotic than it predecessors.

After the 5th ride, they passed an ice cream stand. Being a sweet tooth, Zwei had immediately tried to buy one, but Reinforce had stopped her, citing health reasons.

“Please mommy? Just this once?” Zwei pleaded, but Reinforce shook her head.

“Zwei, eating too much sweets isn’t good for you.” Reinforce reprimanded her daughter. “Aside from this, all I’ve seen you eating ever since we entered the park aren’t healthy food. You should really be more careful.”

“Come on Reinforce” Yuuno spoke up “It’s rare that she get to spend time with her mother like this. I think an exception can be made, right?”

“… Well, it is a rare occasion…” Eventually, the original Book of Darkness relented “But this time and this time only. Alright Zwei?”

“Um um!” The young girl nodded her head enthusiastically “Thanks mommy!”

As the young girl run off, the two sat down on a bench nearby. Reinforce was the first one to speak up.

“You spoil her too much” the Unison Device glared half-heartedly at her companion.

“Ehehehe…” Yuuno chuckled nervously “I guess”

“It’s not good for her. Sometimes you can’t get what you want”

“I know. Even so, she’s still young. I think it’s best to let her indulge her childish impulses every once in a while. Everyone tend to do that sometime. Don’t you?”

“…” When she speaks up again, Reinforce’s voice was somewhat melancholic. “… I guess… It’s been so long since I was created that I had forgot what it feels like to be a child”

Mentally, Yuuno cursed his carelessness. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have brought it up.”

“It’s alright” Reinforce smiled sadly “You didn’t know. And I never really thought about it much.”

Before Yuuno can apologize. Rein returned, carrying 3 cones of ice cream in her hands.

“Why did you buy so much Zwei?” Rein frowned, but Zwei cut her off before she can continues.

“Nuh uh! It’s for you two!” The young girl handed 2 of the three cones over to the two adults.

The two blinked even as they took it, not expecting that action.

“Thanks Zwei. That was sweet of you.” Yuuno patted the girl on the head.

“Indeed” Reinforce smiled at her daughter. “Thank you Zwei”

“Ah, Zwei, you missed a spot.” Yuuno reached out and used his handkerchief to wipe the small bit of ice cream that got stuck on the younger girl. “There, all done”

“Yuuno, you missed one yourself. Hold still”

“Ah, thanks.”

*CLICK*

“Nice!” A new voice called, and they turned to find a park photographer’s walking up to them “How about another photo with the entire family mister?”

“Uh… We’re not a family.” Yuuno coughed, trying to clear up the misunderstanding. “I’m just a friend.”

For a moment, he thought that Reinforce looked … disappointed, but he soon dismissed it as a trick of the light.
“Oh, sorry. I didn’t mean to be rude” The man scratched his head sheepishly

“It’s okay. Although…” Yuuno turned toward his companions “Hey, do you want to take a photo?”

“Okay!” Zwei replied cheerfully, though Reinforce looked hesitant. “Come on mommy! Please?”

“… Alright”

When they received a photo, Yuuno had to admit that they really looked like a family. Which lead to a shocking thought: He quite liked the thought.
 

Nanya

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#3
First one made me sad and the second one was cute, but a LOT of tense errors.
 

Rising Dragon

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#4
Nanya said:
First one made me sad and the second one was cute, but a LOT of tense errors.
Just consider your Due story to be the sequel to lhklan's first story and it's no longer as depressing. :V
 

Nanya

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#5
Rising Dragon said:
Nanya said:
First one made me sad and the second one was cute, but a LOT of tense errors.
Just consider your Due story to be the sequel to lhklan's first story and it's no longer as depressing. :V
*Falls over laughing*

Yeah, I suppose it wouldn't be sad then, she just needed to die and come back as a super hyperactive kid.
 

lhklan

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#6
... Great. Now I have this image of chibi!Due running around wrecking up the Infinity Library. Thanks guys.
 

vic-vic

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#8
Well, there is a comics where Nakajimas lure chibi-Due into trap by a line of expensive toys. Though, I fear they would spent all of their allowance buying THAT much toys for Infinity Library.
 

lhklan

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#9
Rising Dragon said:
Worry not! Hard to run in a zero-G environment.
Don't underestimate the power of a hyper-active kid.
 

GaelicDragon

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#10
lhklan said:
Rising Dragon said:
Worry not! Hard to run in a zero-G environment.
Don't underestimate the power of a hyper-active kid.
Poor Yuuno...

He was taking a nap in ferret form to rest up...

All of the sudden, his tired mind thinks that Nanoha is trying to eat him, again. It's actually chibi-Due hugging the cute critter.
 

lhklan

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#11
GaelicDragon said:
lhklan said:
Rising Dragon said:
Worry not! Hard to run in a zero-G environment.
Don't underestimate the power of a hyper-active kid.
Poor Yuuno...

He was taking a nap in ferret form to rest up...

All of the sudden, his tired mind thinks that Nanoha is trying to eat him, again. It's actually chibi-Due hugging the cute critter.
... Great. Another plot bunny. Here goes: Sometime, Yuuno disappear off the radar, leaving people to wonder where did he go. Then one day, chibi!Due go to the Library - during one of his "disappearance" - and find the cute critter. She decides to keep it.

And from that point on, chibi!Due was officialy designated as "Ferrer Finder".
 

Nanya

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#12
lhklan said:
GaelicDragon said:
lhklan said:
Rising Dragon said:
Worry not! Hard to run in a zero-G environment.
Don't underestimate the power of a hyper-active kid.
Poor Yuuno...

He was taking a nap in ferret form to rest up...

All of the sudden, his tired mind thinks that Nanoha is trying to eat him, again. It's actually chibi-Due hugging the cute critter.
... Great. Another plot bunny. Here goes: Sometime, Yuuno disappear off the radar, leaving people to wonder where did he go. Then one day, chibi!Due go to the Library - during one of his "disappearance" - and find the cute critter. She decides to keep it.

And from that point on, chibi!Due was officialy designated as "Ferrer Finder".
Two words...

Do it!

Seriously, I would LOVE to see that short!
 

Andarion

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#13
Nanya said:
Two words...

Do it!

Seriously, I would LOVE to see that short!
Now just adopt that idea, can you imagine Sette and Due standing side by side with their pets on their heads?
 

lhklan

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#14
10 truths: Chrono Haralown
1. The first memory that he can never truly forget is the one time where he saw his mother cry. It was a short while after his father's untimely death.

2. After his father's death, he throws himself into studying and training, gradually slipping away from his old friends. Only Verossa stay in contact because he understands why Chrono is doing so, simply because underneath his cheerful facade, he is also doing the same. Their reason? So that they will always return home to their family and to protect them when needed.

3. When people asked why he like to piss off Yuuno so much, he would usually respond with a variant of "It amuses me". It was only part of the reason. The other was that he respects the Librarian's skills, and he wanted to fight the blond seriously at least once.

4. He returned Durandal to Graham because 1. he wants to make his father proud by walking his own path and 2. he can never forget nor forgive the fact that his mentor used his sister in one of his plan and hurt her.

5. To him, the worst day of his life isn't the day he almost died on a mission, but the day he discover the abomination know as fanfiction. Ever since then, he made sure to keep a fair distance whenever he talks to someone - especially Yuuno - so that the fangirl won't get any ideas. It didn't work.

6. Chrono can't really drink. At all. And when does somehow get drunks, he start to flirt with every woman he encounters. Even his sister. Or his mother. He still shudders whenever that particular memory comes up.

7. (Related to one of GaelicDragon truths) He and Hayate have a slight competition on the numbers of favors gained by helping others to contact Yuuno. So far, he's losing.

8. The person that he loved the most was Carim Gracia. He loves Amy now, but there are times where he wonder what his life would be like had he marries Carim.

9. Ever since he took the position of Admiral, he fears that one day he would die in the line of action like his father, leaving his wife and children behind.

10. He dreads the day that Liera become a teenager. Not only because he would have to beat off pursuers with a stick, but also because she can now officially pursue her crush. Damn that ferret and his books. (This is inspired by -let me check- one of 00 Raiser's ShortS, the Mr Popularity one)
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10 truths: Kyouya Takamachi
1. When Kyouya find out that his wife is a vampire, he understandably freaked out. He soon accepted that fact however, and didn't really care that much except for 1 question: Would their children sparkles?

2. Kyouya and Shinobu's favorite game, when asked, is "The Vampire and the Hunter". Usually with the word "Captive" somewhere in there.

3. He knows that the ferret Nanoha brought home was more than he looked at first glance. He just didn't realize that it was a boy in disguise. In his defense, he didn't know about magic at the time. Said error was soon forgotten as he chased down the boy, swords in hands.

4. He was thankful that no one questioned him about the water monster incident. And somewhat sad that it was stopped so soon.

5. Even though he likes fishing, he rarely caught one. It frustrates him to no end.

6. While he works as a bodyguard for hire, there are certain cases that he won't take. Crime bosses are usually included in that list. The only exception is Fujimura Raiga.

7. There are three rules in his line of work that Kyouya always adhere to: #1 No drinking on the job, #2 No killing innocent and #3 Always have a backup plan.

8. Somehow, he ended up working with an Emiya and a Nanaya, just like his father once did. He also had to play peacemaker too. He's still pissed at the redhead - or is it whitehead now - for stealing his moves though.

9. The trio, however, agrees that the women in their life are too troublesome sometimes. That and the fact that they somehow attract women like moth to a flame.

10. He officially retired after the Siege of Aylesbury. Fighting for the fate of the world once was enough thankyouverymuch.
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10 truths: Vice Granscenic
1. Vice's hobby is assembling model kits. Unfortunately, Mid Childa was rather lacking in that regard, having only models of TSAB's ship and some landscapes. Then Hayate introduced him to her planet, and to say Vice was delighted was like saying the ocean is wet.

2. He was too embarrassed to get a "JF704 Heli - Vice Special" when it came out though.

3. His favorite drinking partner is Griffith, if only because the man is a pungeon master when drunk.

4. Chrono once joked that in Vice's line of work, he must be polite, be efficient and have a plan to kill everyone he meet. Privately, Vice agreed with him, if only because he shot his own sister.

5. Even though he didn't talk to his sister for a long time, he still watches over her. After his sister forgives him, he resolved to spoil her as much as possible. Laguna didn't really mind.

6. His reaction when Hayate jokingly accuse him of being a siscon was a shrug only because he didn't know what else to say.

7. He's somewhat ticked off at Nanoha because of the fact that she held the highest score in the TSAB firing contest. The goal was to aim at the bullseye, not obliterating the target for Kaiser's sake!

8. Sometime, he gets this strange urge to cackle maniacally and to troll people, especially Chrono. He has no idea where that came from.

9. Nor does he know why some people expect him to be good at shield bashing others.

10. In romances, one of the standard formats for two people to fall in love is for one of them to rescue the other. For him, it starts with him shooting her in the head.
 

zeebee1

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#15
The shorter a story is the greater the flaws become. Please, don't try this until you can at least remember what words should be plural.
 

lhklan

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#16
Can you at least give me a couple of examples where I went wrong?
 

zeebee1

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#17
After his father's death, he throws himself into studying and training, gradually slipping away from his old friends. Only Verossa stay in contact because he understands why Chrono is doing so, simply because underneath his cheerful facade, he is also doing the same. Their reason? So that they will always return home to their family and to protect them when needed.

Why did is there a comma in the beginning?

When people asked why he like to piss off Yuuno so much, he would usually respond with a variant of "It amuses me". It was only part of the reason. The other was that he respects the Librarian's skills, and he wanted to fight the blond seriously at least once.

It should be likes.

When Kyouya find out that his wife is a vampire, he understandably freaked out. He soon accepted that fact however, and didn't really care that much except for 1 question: Would their children sparkles?

First it should be found and was. You're using past tense here. Also, sparkles should be sparkle.

It's a whole lot of things like that.
 

lhklan

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#18
Welcome... to the Starlight Carnival!

The Carnival Moment.

Occurring once every ten years, it is a time where various tales cross path. It transcends obligations, adults’ circumstances and morals. A new dimension, where time and space does not matter. In every multiverse, there exist one such time. The world of Magical Lyrical Girl Nanoha is not an exception.

Let the chaos begins.

=Chapter 1: War for the Saint King=

The Saint's Cradle. Ancient Belka's royal treasure, it is a massive battleship perfectly capable of fighting both within the atmosphere, outer-space and within the dimensional sea. Also, should it attain the correct position between Mid Childa two moons, the Cradle's defensive capacities greatly improve, becoming capable of magical bombardment, precision snipping, ship-to-surface strikes and dimensional-crossing attacks. For its activation however, a member of the Saint King's bloodline is necessary. And thus the fight for little Vivio, the one possessing the Saint King's blood over the sky of Mid Childa, begins...

At least, it would have, had certain difficulties kept them from doing so. Instead, we find ourselves in Mid Childa TV station.

On a large stage, two people stood. The first was a purple haired man, clad in a business suit along with a white coat usually found on scientist. The second was a blond haired man wearing a green suit, with a small red flower on the left of his chest.

"Welcome everyone! I am the great Jail Scaglietti, your host tonight. Next to me is the Head Librarian, Yuuno Scrya!" The first man spoke up, gesturing to his companion.

"Hello everyone. As you can see" Here, the blond gestured to the side. The lights then lit up showing two differing group on each side of the stage, "we have two teams competing today. One wishing to save the young Vivio, the other to use her as a car key."

"First up, on the left, we have Section Six! Hayate Yagami very own Lesbian Army!" Jail spoke up, pointing toward the first group.

"Hey!"

Apparently, many in said group didn't appreciate being called that. The exception being the eponymous Hayate herself, who simply gave a smug smile

"Doctor, I would like to point out that two of them are male."

"My apologies. The red headed boy looks like a girl sometime, while Knight of the Shield usually stays in his dog form so he doesn't count."

"... I'm not really that girly, am I?" Erio, the red headed boy in question, turned toward Caro. He was relieved when the pink haired girl shakes her head.

"I'm a wolf damnit!" Zafira cried out. He's a badass hunter, not a guard dog for Kaiser's sake! Okay, he may acts as a guard, but he's not a dog.

"Hey! What about us?" Section Six's pilot/sniper spoke up from the spectator’s stand. Around him, the other members of SS joined him in his protest.

"You're unimportant to the plot" Jail ignored the protest casually, causing the group of protesters to fall to their knees. "And on the right, my beautiful beautiful daughters, the Numbers! Although I wish Cinque and Otto could be as gifted as their sisters"

"A shame, doctor. Truly a shame" Yuuno nodded his head in agreement.

"You're the one that made us Doctor..." Cinque whispered, while a dark cloud appears over Otto's head.

"Enough of this!" Vita yelled, reaching for her trusty hammer. "We should just bash their heads in and take Vivio home!"

The two groups glared at each other, some mirroring the redhead's action. Well, they would have, had a magnet appear above their head and somehow take all of their weapons away.

"I almost forgot. In the spirit of fair play, there won't be any magic involved. We just can't have you destroying the city now can we?" Jail announced, controlling the magnet with his hand.

"Especially with miss "White Devil" and miss "Living Loss Logia" over there. Or that girl with the giant gun. Cleaning up afterward would be a mess."

"Hey!"

This time, Hayate did join Nanoha in her protest. Oddly enough, Dieci - the girl with the giant gun - didn't say anything at all.

"One question, professor." Uno raised her hand, and continued when the man gave her the "go ahead" gesture. "If we're not using magic, how could we decide the winner?"

"With games, of course! And the game shall be decided with this!"
Behind the two hosts, a large roulette appears. It was divided into 20 sections, each decorated with a symbol representing possible games.

"Well then, let give it a spin." Yuuno pulled the lever. The roulette stopped on a symbol of a large barrel. "The first game is... Ascending Admiral!"

On cue, the stage opens up, and a large barrel start to appear. The most curious thing, however, was the head sticking out of it. Specifically, Admiral Chrono Harlaown's head.

"FERRET! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!" Said Admiral roared, obviously tring to get out.

"It seems that the vi-volunteer is trying to break out. May I, doctor?"

"Go right ahead, Head Librarian"

Yuuno smiled, and take out from his pocket a small switch. With deliberate slowness, he pushed it down.

"Hey hey, what are you-ARGGGHHHH!" Chrono's question was cut off as electrics ran through the barrel, shocking the man inside.

"Oops, it seems I overestimated the voltage. Sorry about that Chrono" With the way he was smiling, everyone knew that Yuuno was lying "The rules of the game are simple: The team that gets the Admiral out of the barrel first is the winner.”

"To do so however, you have to insert swords into slots on the barrel's side. Usually, people would use plastic swords. To spice the game up, we're gonna use
laser swords" To demonstrate, Jail picked up a small rectangular device. A glowing blade extended, making it similar to Deed's weapon.

"WHAT?!"

"I assure you, it is perfectly safe." the scientist said.

Author's Notes:

+ Blue hair

+ Wields a spears

Yup, Chrono's going to be the Lancer of this.
 

bhl88

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#20
So who's going to be Gilgamesh? Dearche?

Chrono: Hay-, I mean Load Dearche!
Dearche: Yersinia Dagger...
Chrono: Hey hey, weapons aren't allowed!
Dearche: I am the rules.
Nanoha: OMG, Chrono died!
Vita: You devil!
Dearche: Muahahaha!
 

Andarion

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#21
bhl88 said:
So who's going to be Gilgamesh? Dearche?

Chrono: Hay-, I mean Load Dearche!
Dearche: Yersinia Dagger...
Chrono: Hey hey, weapons aren't allowed!
Dearche: I am the rules.
Nanoha: OMG, Chrono died!
Vita: You devil!
Dearche: Muahahaha!
I know it wasn't there but... I can't help but imagine Stern bowing and apologizing.
"I apologize for our troublesome lord."
"Hey Stern stop apologizing!"
"I know she can be unbearable sometimes and haughty and problematic but please do not take it against her."
"I SAID STOP!"
 

lhklan

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#22
bhl88 said:
So who's going to be Gilgamesh? Dearche?

Chrono: Hay-, I mean Load Dearche!
Dearche: Yersinia Dagger...
Chrono: Hey hey, weapons aren't allowed!
Dearche: I am the rules.
Nanoha: OMG, Chrono died!
Vita: You devil!
Dearche: Muahahaha!
Yes, Dearche will be Gilgamesh of this part. The spell she uses however is the "original" version of Chrono's Stinger Blade Execution Shift.
 

ragnarok1337

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#23
Stern is the only one who can go against Dearche and suffer no consequences.
 

zeebee1

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#24
Can't Gilgamesh and Lancer share the same role? Because really, in this case Gilgamesh is just an inferior copy of Lancer.
 
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