Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore let his eyes twinkle as he continued speaking to the Great Hall full of not one but three schools. How he loved making a speech sometimes. “Of course, to prevent anybody under the age of seventeen from entering the Triwizard Tournament, I will be drawing an age line that-â€
“Excuse me, Headmaster,†A voice came out from the four great tables, interrupting him “But I believe you owe me a favour.â€
Dumbledore just groaned. “Can somebody please just take this fucking kid back with you at the end of the year?†He softly pleaded with the headmistress and headmaster of Beuxbatons and Durmstrang beside him.
Both Karkaroff and Madame Maxime startled at his unrefined language, and looked at the person who had just spoken, who was now walking up to the Head Table, bedecked in his bronze and blue house colours. Given Harry Potter’s fame as the Boy Who Lived, the only known survivor of a full-blown Killing Curse, even these two foreigners recognised him at first sight. “Headmaster, you have just stated that the Goblet of Fire determines the best champion for each school, filtering out the less qualified. I would like to reverse that and make it so that if you can merely get your name into the Cup, you are already well-qualified.â€
Dumbledore struggled to keep his body from shaking, he would not show fear in front of Harry Potter, and kept a straight face. “I apologise, Mr. Potter, but while I am sure you would do a good job, that is not what was agreed upon by myself, Headmaster Karkaroff and Headmistress Maxime-â€
“That’s alright,†Harry said, smoothly interjecting, “They owe me favours as well.â€
The elder wizard sighed, and finally let his trembling knees give in as he sat back down into this throne. “Does he really?†He asked his counterparts sitting to either side of him. It took a great deal of effort to repress a groan as the two nodded. Their silence told him he didn’t want to know what those favours were, either.
He still doubted they would be more embarrassing than a trade for a controlling stake in a sherbet lemon manufacturer.
“Very well, Mr. Potter,†and Dumbledore promised himself to relive this moment in his Pensieve so he could growl at this boy instead and not affect the reality of things, “Do what you want.â€
“It’ll be my pleasure, Headmaster,†Harry promised, and by the mischievous look in his eyes, Dumbledore instantly knew it wasn’t going to be pleasant. Judging by the terrified expressions that had appeared on several of the Hogwarts students’ faces, they had realised this as well, and one second-year Hufflepuff had even let out a scream of terror before she collapsed in a dead faint.
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Harry Potter seemed to have a talent for runecraft, but Dumbledore dazedly thought he had an even greater talent for disorder. If it weren’t for the headache he had from having hit the floor hard, he might have disciplined the thoughts in his head. As it was, he chuckled at the greatly-stretched pun he could find in speculating ‘the power he knows not’ as being Disorder versus the Death Eaters.
With a slight groan, he got up and looked at that damnable thing that had just thrown him to the floor, and this time he really did growl. The erstwhile Ravenclaw had constructed a line around the Goblet that was simply genius, with layers and layers of intricacies, and that was where it became a problem. The recursive anchor ward was written in a mixture of old Sumerian and Voynich, with the lines of each character overlapping with the next, forming the centre of a hub-and-spoke that held a straight line of runes extending out another few feet from the centre ward every thirty degrees around the centre.
It had taken Dumbledore hours to study it, and he hadn’t made the slightest bit of headway (never mind the fact that where the hell had Potter even learned Sumerian and Voynich from?!). In a pique of foolishness, he had decided to attempt to cross the ward, only to get thrown back.
Well, at least he wasn’t the only one. Not only had every student except for a single person specialising in her NEWT year, a Greek student studying at Durmstrang. It had taken her twelve hours to make it past.
It might even have been funny except that now he needed to find another Defense professor. He winced. Not only had the ward line knocked out Barty Crouch Jr. while he attempted to cross in the middle of the night, while at the same time instantly dispelling his polyjuice, it had somehow caused his real leg and eye to meld around Mad-Eye Moody’s false eye and prosthetic, causing the presumed Death Eater to come back to the waking world with a shriek that had set off the paintings and ghosts, bringing the teachers to the Hall quickly enough. After that, Dumbledore had finally decided to take a look at the rune line to make sure nothing in it was fatal or permanently debilitating. He could only tolerate the young Potter’s eccentricities so far.
Ah, speaking of Harry, “Didn’t I say only students of the age of seventeen were allowed to enter?†Dumbledore reprimanded him as he saw the definitely-under-seventeen Ravenclaw walk through the ward line with a skip, dropping a piece of paper into the Goblet. He then attempted to swallow his own tongue to try thwarting his brain’s rebellious decision to suicide by saying such things aloud to somebody who personified the line between genius and insanity.
“Ah, but Headmaster, did you see the curves on that Durmstrang girl, Katalina?†Harry responded as he turned around, a dreamy look on his face. “Being in the tournament with her gives me a reason to talk with her, snog, engage in long, two-sided talks until three in the morning by the fireplace about the benefits of cuneiform versus carved tablets for runes, snog, practice runes some more by using them to fend off her angry parents, and snog!â€
Dumbledore groaned again as he saw the positively vibrant Harry, lovesick at the prospect of a fellow Runes fanatic. Why hadn’t he removed all the Runes books from the library the instant he saw how obsessed Harry was with them?! He made to pull at his beard, a nervous tic he thought he had conquered long ago, only to see his facial hair was black.
“Mr. Potter,†Dumbledore slowly began, fearful of what the answer would be, “Why is my beard now black?â€
Harry let out a brief ‘pfft’, then waved his hand around as his eyes narrowed. “Pah, amateurs. I encoded a gift for you, Headmaster, by deaging you forty years.â€
Say what? “Say what?â€
Harry just sighed in exasperation. “Really, Headmaster, it’s all very simple if you look at the third line in Cartesian’s Magical Vectors, reverse Charon’s symbols according to the Second Edict of Chronos, thus reversing the passage of time and death, which causes the hub ward to act as a proto-Zodiac Wheel, all while invoking Clothos’s true name at every third interval-â€
“Just shut up already, you insufferable brat!†The Headmaster finally let out, before he began to bawl for the first time in decades.
On second thought, if he could get Harry and Katalina to hook up, perhaps he could have an easier time convincing Karkaroff to take the boy back with him at the end of the tournament.
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A Harry Potter who went as a savant Runes genius this Loop around. In the process, even Dumbledore gets sick of his brilliance and pure lunacy, and quite honestly is afraid of him. It took me a little bit to get that magibabble in the last few lines down, though.