Nasuverse Make-A-Marble Foundation

[Cornuthaum]

Founded for Great Justice, the Make-A-Marble foundation exists for us bored people to mangle the Unlimited Blade Works chant and try to be either funny, stupid and/or anything in between.

Now, let me start off...

I am the Watchman of my city.
Sarcasm is my sword, and determination is my shield.
I have apprehended over a thousand criminals.
Unknown to sleep.
Nor known to rest.
Have fought monsters to bring law and order.
Yet, those hands now hold my son.
So, as I patrol, WHERE IS MY COW?

Sir Samuel Vimes, Discworld.

I am Terror of the Tides.
Scaly is my skin and bulbous my eyes.
I have devoured over a thousand warlocks.
Unknown to peace.
Nor known to loneliness.
Have fought many adventurers to fill my belly.
Yet, my race will never know peace.
So, as I pray, UNLIMITED MURLOC SPAWN!

The Heroic Spirit formed by the collective subconscious of the Murloc race.

 

[daniel_gudman]

Guns don't kill people
People kill people
I am one of those people
Unknown to silence
Nor known to peace
Have shot an infinite number of bullets
Yet, there are still rounds left
So, pull triggers, UNLIMITED GUNSMITHY!

Because guns >> swords. Really thou it was for those first three lines.

 

[byakuryuu]

My contribution to the fiction piece.

I have a boner in my pants,
Steel is its hardness, and fiery are my loins,
I have screwed over a thousand babes,
Unknown to boyfriends, nor known to fathers,
Have withstood pain to keep getting it on,
So, as I play,
UNLIMITED BABE WORKS!

- Because I am awesome.

Hey, I have a lewd mind.

 

[nick012000]

Come on, guys. There are more Reality Marbles than Unlimited Blade Works.

 

[byakuryuu]

Come on, guys. There are more Reality Marbles than Unlimited Blade Works.

Yeah, we know that, but judging by the opening post, I think we're supposed to get as "creative" as we can with UBW, but that's just me.

Or, if you're insistent...

Spears splinter, shields shatter and might crumbles,
The eternal cycle knows no end to the madness,
The one true road knows no final destination,
The lone warrior only knows the eyes of his enemy,
His hands reaching for that last breath,
Searching for the last straw,
Now open my soul,
Valhalla!

 

[Cornuthaum]

Come on, guys. There are more Reality Marbles than Unlimited Blade Works.

Yes.

But nothing's quite as fun as trying to picture HEROIC MANLY MAN OF MANLINESS Archer spouting the nonsense we come up with. esp. Unlimited Babe Works.

Apart from that... yes, I can get creative, too.

Nanoha's Yuuno Scrya now more-or-less proudly presents:

Reality Marble - Mugenshoko (Infinite Library - Unparalleled Sorcerous Knowledge)

"Ten Thousand Worlds, Ten Thousand Books
Unrivalled repository and peerless archive
In you lies the History of the Written Word
You are a true font of enlightenment.
Power through knowledge is what defines you
Now heed the call of the Master Librarian
My beloved Infinite Library - Mugenshoko"

 

[JiigarGhen]

Made this one up a while back...not sure what it would go with, but hey. Whatever.

I am the twilight of the gods
Power is my body, and shadow is my blood
I have brought low all who stood in my path
Far from home
And yet so near
Have taken on burdens untold to bring down judgement
Yet, in the end, all was for nothing.
So as I call, "Gate of Dreaming Darkness."

 

[Grunt]

Well, this was intended for a story of mine, but honestly, I don't think I will ever get to write it so here it is.

Sacrificed all of my self,
to forge myself infinite lives.
For as long as a single blade remains,
my dream shall not fade away.
This is my ideal reborn in steel,
infinite lives within infinite swords.
From the beginning this was the only path,
I have become Unlimited Blade Works

 

[SoulGriever13]

A heart of glass shatters,
The shards to cut,
A soul of rust crumbles,
The fragments to tear,
In the false dream, I walk towards hope,
Struggling to find reason,
In my twisted, Broken Reflection!
---

A while back, something like several months to a year maybe, I'd started to scribble a few snippets for a F/SN SI fic, wherein my avatar was shoved into Matou Shinji's brain. It never really went anywhere substantial, as I was distracted by the Shiny of something else, but these were to be something like his dying words. The Marble would warp its user's immediate surroundings into pseudo-animated constructs of rusted iron and shattered glass subjected to the user's whims. Very much in the vein of 'I reject your reality and replace it with my own!'

Might pick that idea up again one of these days.

-Griever

 

[parker]

I am a protector,
My country is my soul, and iron is my will.
I have not given up where my comrades have.
Known to pain, unknown to pleasure.
As long as criminals polute my country,
I will fight, and NEVER COMPROMISE!!

Rorschach

 

[Prince Charon]

I am a protector,
My country is my soul, and iron is my will.
I have not given up where my comrades have.
Known to pain, unknown to pleasure.
As long as criminals polute my country,
I will fight, and NEVER COMPROMISE!!

Rorschach

Now, imagine Shirou getting him as a Servant.

 

[Ray]

Hmm...

I've had this up on my FF.Net profile for quite a while:

I am the thread of my Web.

Cable is my body, and bandwidth is my blood.

I have surfed over a thousand sites.

Unknown to death.

Nor known to social life.

Have withstood goatse to search many galleries.

Yet these hands will never find anything.

So, as I pray...

UNLIMITED NET WORKS!

Here's another, only slightly modified (and infinitely less inspired) version I made for an FSN fic almost a year agp. Never went anywhere with it.

I am the bone of my sword.

Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.

I have fought over a thousand battles.

Unaware of loss, nor aware of gain.

Have withstood pain to keep others from hurt.

While hurting them to keep others from joy.

But I cannot stop; I chose this path from the start.

So as I sacrifice, Unlimited Blade Works!

And now... improvisation time!

I am the song of my flute.

Music is my body, and moonlight is my blood.

I have played over one thousand melodies.

Unaware of time, nor lost to eternity.

I have bled the shadow out of all its meaning.

Yet these hymns will never touch anything.

So, as I wander...

Whistlewalk: Third Thousandth Sacrifice!

 

[parker]

I am a protector,
My country is my soul, and iron is my will.
I have not given up where my comrades have.
Known to pain, unknown to pleasure.
As long as criminals polute my country,
I will fight, and NEVER COMPROMISE!!

Rorschach

Now, imagine Shirou getting him as a Servant.

Some one should write up a thing for him in the MaS thread.

 

[toraneko]

'I reject your reality and replace it with my own!'

For the record, this is pretty much exactly what a Reality Marble is all about. No more, no less. The user forces back the rules of the World via magic and an act of will, and overlays a reflection of the landscape of his own soul where the "real world" should be.

The World resists this quite strongly, of course, which is why Reality Marbles are very draining and cannot be maintained for long. (A known exception is Nrvnqsr Chaos' RM, "Lair of the Beast King," because it extends no further than his own body - in fact, it is his body. However, Nrvnqsr still has to feed quite a bit to fuel it properly.)

 

[Shikaze]

And here's a chant known by many RPGers :

I am the stats of my character.
Feats are my body, and special capacities are my blood.
I have created over a thousand characters.
Unknown to roleplay, nor known to subtlety.
Have withstood GM to create many munchkin.
Yet, those hands will never stop fighting.
So, as I roll... Unlimited Munchkin Works.

 

[Ray]

Eh, I figure I might throw these ones in, wrote them up while I was bored and had nothing else to do:

I am the feather, slicing the wind!
I am the wind, carrying the cry!
I am the cry, guiding the wolves!
The call of the wild is eternal,
And so is the sanctity
Of this Sacrament of Wilderness!

and another

I am the wound, licked by the crow.
My body lies shattered and my arms lie tired.
Your mouth speaks, "Victory!", but
Memento Mori!

Two more. These I always sort of imagined belonging to two different versions of the same person, one having followed a darker path than the other.

I speak not with the dead,
Fate's reward for the blood I shed.
I kissed the sun, climbed the tower,
And your touch shall not foul the flower
In this Safeguard to Paradise!

and


Hear me now!

I am the nightmare of your divination!
The ten-thousandth corpse in the citadel of rust.
A thousand paths I have trodden, thousands more will I tread.
Thorn in your side in Paradise of loss.
I will brave your darkness,
Stalk your light,
Break your will with all my might.
And my hands will lie stained forever.

And thus, I say to thee, to myself, and to all the doomed mortals in this world,
Logic is Not Invincible - in the GARDEN OF WORMS!

...whoa. *tired* I think I just blew the day's creative wad. The best part of it, though, is that while all of these chants work as RM incantations, having come out straight from my brain factory they could very well be changed to mean something else, so I can still use them in original works.

 

[GhostElder]

I think I'll have a swing at this.

Protection is my life.
My body built, from the resolve to defend.
Even as you break through my armor,
In the fury of the darkest hour.
With one more blow to fell me.
I will not run,
This is my final stand.
My one last strike is invincible!
As I am reborn,
From my DYING WILL!

 

[Ray]

Yanno, I'm finding this little game very good for exercising my creativity when I've no time to sit down and write/draw a detailed piece, so here's another one:

A thousand promises, all broken within you.
You are my tomb, you are my sword.
Light lies not in you,
Unworthy of Fate's rest:
A thousand fragments and a trillion deaths.
You are my shield, my faded wreath.
So heed my call, O vile Graveyard of Infinity!

 

[shioran toushin]

"I'm not the alpha, i am the omega
i'm not the savior, i am the cleaner
thought sacrifice i'm born
to pay for the crimes of mankind
forged from chaos, in twilight i walk,
darkness become my sword
to bring oblivion to this world,
i call upon you unlimited source, to sing with me this

Lament of anihilation

 

[DarckRedd]

I am the milk of my milkshake.
Chocolate is my blood, cream is my flesh.
I have made over a thousand delicious, delicious milkshakes.
Neither known to melting,
Nor to overflowing.
I have endured over a thousand ice cream headaches.
Yet this tongue will never taste any delicious milkshakes.
So as I pray... Unlimited Milkshake Works!

It started out as a parody of that Milkshake song, but it went in a more literal direction... and...

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:cumdrool: Milkshakes...