Marvel Ninja vs. Marvel Pirates!

GenocideHeart

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#1
OK, this was spawned by a conversation with several people on AIM regarding the new Marvel Apes series. Sooo, we thought... what next? Marvel Ninja? Marvel Pirates?

Or both! Imagine this, an alternate reality where EVERYONE in Marvel is either a ninja or a pirate.

Some random thoughts:

--DREAD PIRATE DOOM

--NINJA MASTER MAGNETO

--Ninja Elektra vs. Pirate Elektra, just to confuse the hell out of everyone.

--Ninja Hulk, JUST TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE. :p
"HULK STEALTHILY CREEP AROUND AND SMASH PUNY PIRATE!"
"...someone explain to him what STEALTH means."

--Deadpool joining the pirates' side, even though everyone thinks he's a ninja. Why? To expressly confuse everybody, since he thinks the storyline is dumb. Or maybe just for the hell of it. It's Deadpool.

--Asspirate Summers, because we all know Cyclops is secretly gay. Even if he sleeps with women.

--NINJA JUGGERNAUT. Even more fucked up than Ninja Hulk.

--Wolverine becomes a cyborg ninja space pirate. Because.

--PIRATE GALACTUS. Arrr, let's plunder this world, me Herald mateys!
 

Latewave

Well-Known Member
#2
I will give you a catgirl now if you want one.
 

SotF

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#3
Actually, Deadpool would probably decide to just name himself a cowboy to make everyone else wonder just what the hell was wrong with him. Of course, Deadpool being Deadpool, he may just randomly switch sides until he gives everyone else aneurisms.

The funny thing would be that it leads to an unthawed Cap thinking that Deadpool is the only normal one in the universe...
 

Troadon

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#4
SotF said:
The funny thing would be that it leads to an unthawed Cap thinking that Deadpool is the only normal one in the universe...
... I feel frightened and intrigued. Would begging for moar be acceptable?
 

Kayeich

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#5
I agree, Deadpool would be a cowboy.

And while Hulk is a Ninja, Bruce Banner is a Pirate (who just subconsciously wants to be a ninja).

And Dread Pirate Doom makes me think entirely too much of Dread Pirate Roberts, making it lose a bit of the threatening atmosphere.
 

GenocideHeart

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#6
Kayeich said:
And Dread Pirate Doom makes me think entirely too much of Dread Pirate Roberts, making it lose a bit of the threatening atmosphere.
That was the whole point. :rofl:
 

Luthorne

Well-Known Member
#7
No, Deadpool would be a cyborg cowboy. Or maybe an undead cowboy. Or maybe an undead cyborg...or an undead cyborg cowboy! Or...he might rotate! :sisi:
 

GenocideHeart

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#8
Luthorne said:
No, Deadpool would be a cyborg cowboy. Or maybe an undead cowboy. Or maybe an undead cyborg...or an undead cyborg cowboy! Or...he might rotate! :sisi:
...rotate? How the heck does that work? :huh!:
 

SotF

Well-Known Member
#9
With Deadpool, he would figure out how.

Squirrel girl could be another interesting one though
 

SirBino

Well-Known Member
#10
Squirrel Girl is clearly a ninja, but Tippy-toe and Monkey Joe before her are pirates.
 
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