Merry XXX-Mas

[Hawk]

It seems that it'll be a merry XXX-mas after all, though I have yet to *really* put the XXX in XXX-mas.

Just haven't been able to bring myself to write real smut.

It likely has something to do with the fact that I'm at home today, with a full day of writing ahead of me.

But for some reason, inspiration for real smut is lacking.

The reason for this, I suspect, is the fact that I have ventilation and electrical guys here today, installing new ventilation that is supposed to do some good to the Radon that's supposedly infesting the walls of this place.

It just doesn't feel quite right to write porn with a crew of handymen making a ruccus in my kitchen.


Anyways, I figured a little listing of what is to come might be of some faint interest to some of you.

Here's what's already completed and where it'll be released:
FMP - Unbecomming conduct Chapter One ( Here at TFF. On ff.net sometime after XXX-mas. )
HP - Black Heir Chapter Two ( ff.net, it's already on TFF. )
HP - Fall of the Malfoys, Rise of the Blacks Chapter Two ( ff.net, it's already on TFF. )
HP - Nymph in Servitude Chapter Four ( Here at TFF, PP3 and HaT. On ff.net sometime after XXX-mas. )
Naruto - Master Nin Chapter Four ( ff.net, it's already on TFF. )
Naruto - Master Nin Chapter Five ( Here at TFF. On ff.net sometime after XXX-mas. )
NGE - A night with Misato ( fan-fics-r-us, it's already on TFF. )
Ranma ? - Urd Muyo ( ff.net, it's already on TFF. )
Vandread - Robinson Tokai Chapter Six ( Here at TFF. On ff.net sometime after XXX-mas. )


Here's what I hope to have completed and where it'll be released:
FMP - Unbecomming conduct Lemon Chapter ( Here at TFF. On fan-fics-r-us sometime after XXX-mas. )
Hikaru no Go - The Scoundrel of Go Chapter Four ( Here at TFF. On ff.net sometime after XXX-mas. )
HP - Black Heir Chapter Three ( Here at TFF. On ff.net sometime after XXX-mas. )
Love Hina - Lemons of Blood Chapter One ( The Haruka+Mutsumi chapter. Here at TFF, on fan-fics-r-us sometime after XXX-mas. )
Love Hina - The Kanako Factor Chapter Five ( Here at TFF. On ff.net sometime after XXX-mas. )
NGE - A morning with Misato ( AnwM sequel. Here at TFF. On fan-fics-r-us sometime after XXX-mas. )
NGE - Drugged relations ( Here at TFF. On fan-fics-r-us sometime after XXX-mas. )
NGE - the currently untitled story I started for the lemon contest, which so far only has a Misato/Ritsuko yuri smutscene ( Here at TFF. On fan-fics-r-us sometime after XXX-mas. )
NGE - Messing with Rei Chapter One ( Here at TFF. On fan-fics-r-us sometime after XXX-mas. )


If something is slated for fan-fics-r-us-releases, it means that it contains smut graphic enough that I don't want it on ff.net with their current guidelines. If it's slated for ff.net releases, it means that if there's smut, it's mild enough that I think I'll get away with having it on ff.net without the story being removed for it, if it contains smut at all.

 

[SimmyC]

Holy ****! Another boat load of updates is about to be unleashed upon us! :hail:

 

[Moshulel]

Holy ****! Another boat load of updates is about to be unleashed upon us! :hail:

*Joins the ceremonies.*


:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

And The Scoundrel of Go is among them!

 

[nuclear death frog]

I'm ready for more 'Urd Muyo!'. That story just fucking rules!

By the way...Hawk, please pardon for bluntness, but...

What the HELL is that thing in your avatar? I know it's been your avatar for a long while but I haven't cared enough to ask until now.

 

[Hawk]

I'm not quite sure, to tell the truth.

I probably found it on some avatar-site at one point or another and when I started this forum, I looked through my collection, found this and thought, "Well, this'll do for my avatar.".

Spent mucho time today after the work-crew left playing Pirates! and Civ4:Warlords, as well as watching the special extended edition of the Two Towers instead of write fanfics.

But some writing was done, 'A morning with Misato' is now at 23kb's and I'm currently in the middle of the last lemon scene. So chances are pretty good that this is one of those 'Hopefully I'll manage to finish this shit in time'-updates that will be completed for XXX-mas.

 

[runestar]

Being good for badness sake...I like...

 

[Hawk]

NGE - A morning with Misato ( AnwM sequel. Here at TFF. On fan-fics-r-us sometime after XXX-mas. )

Can now be counted amongst the finished shit that is just waiting for XXX-mas. Finished it just now at 28kb's worth of text.

I think I'll get cracking on either Drugged Relations or The Kanako Factor once I've sodded out to do some last-minute christmas shopping. Still haven't found any prezzies for dad, my stephfather and my little brother.

 

[Hawk]

Ah, prezzies all procured and wrapped up.

The christmas treats are all prepared and packed for transportation.

My fanfics ( and original fics ) are transfered to a USB memory.

The laptop is packed. Appartment is semi-clean and all perishables thrown away.

All that's left is carry all the crap to the car and sod off for a merry old christmas.

Now you guys had just better hope that the christmas breeze blowing outside doesn't turn into a storm, toppling a couple of trees over the phone lines so I can't get online and upload the goodies for TFF's XXX-mas celebration:

 

[zerohour]

Merry Freakin' Christmas Everyone. I got clothes, 4 books, and $315. Now all we need is all that stuf you're planning on posting, and It'll be the best Christmas EVER!!!

And for all those who care: The vicious circle of a Hawk fan
1 ~
2 <_<
3 :angry:
4 :no:
5 :blink:
6 :yay:
7 :mmm:
8 :huh!:
9 :headbanger:
10 :flameon:

Translation:
Step One: The next chapter's going to be AWESOME!!!
Step Two: Come on... It's been a month...
Step Three: DAMMIT!!! UPDATE ALREADY!!!
Step Four: The next chapter's never coming out...
Step Five: ...NO...FREAKING...WAY!!!
Step Six: Yay! New chapter's Here!!!
Step Seven: Beer's on me!! That chapter RULED!!!
Step Eight: Now I just have to wait... for the next chapter...
Step Nine: DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!- Repeat from either steps 2,3, or 4.
Step Ten (It'll happen someday!): That's it, I'm going to Sweden to hold Hawk at gunpoint until he FINISHES THIS DAMN STORY!!!!

Watch your back Hawk. They're out there.

 

[Hawk]

And now, it's time to upload some shit...

 

[GenocideHeart]

And now, it's time to upload some shit...

B the way, did you get my PM? I'd like to have your opinion...

 

[Hawk]

Dunno, haven't gotten around to reading any PM's for the last couple of days yet. ( The silly dial-up connections out here in the outback sucks, when you're used to permanently being online. :/ )

I will be reading pm's, admitting new members and upgrading to adult status after I've made my xxx-mas civic duty over at fanfiction.net however.

Anyways, here's the links to the shit that has turned up here at TFF.
FMP - Unbecoming Conduct Chapter One
HnG - The Scoundrel of Go Chapter Four
Vandread - Robinson Tokai Chapter Six
Naruto - Master Nin Chapter Five
NGE - A Morning with Misato
HP - Nymph in Servitude Chapter Four

 

[puckreathof]

Thanks for the Xmas Gift, Oh Deviant Viking, and a Merry XXX to you and yours.

 

[Scygnus Darkhawk]

Woot! Merry XXXMas everyone! Great new stuff all around, Hawk-man. That Messing with Rei one... for some reason, the title alone makes me want to read it...

 

[puckreathof]

There are some naughty XXX-Mas pictures I could post (it seems to be a theme elsewhere, too, hurrah!) but I fear this forum may not be the place for it. Should I post links to them here, or would something like that belong in the Lemons section?

 

[EagleCeres]

Great presents did our lord and master, the Deviant Viking did give us for this Yule season.

Stories of love, lust and all those other fun things in between.
Ninjas a vanishing and Mages a witchin'
Soldiers a learning and Young men a livin'

very varied and all most enjoyable

Once again Hawk, thank you for sharing your wit, comedy, smut and fun
:mmm: :mmm: :mmm: :mmm:
:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

 

[Hawk]

There are some naughty XXX-Mas pictures I could post (it seems to be a theme elsewhere, too, hurrah!) but I fear this forum may not be the place for it. Should I post links to them here, or would something like that belong in the Lemons section?

If it's really dirty pictures, the lemon section.

If there's still clothes covering all the naughty bits, here or make a new topic in the rant section.