My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Idea Megathread

Lord of Bones · Mar 30, 2013

scriviner said:

HELL YES.

I can just imagine Twilight thinking the opposite, though, much to his consternation.

Spike: *looking into his goblet* You brought out the good one, Mom?
Celestia: Of course, dear heart. It's a special occasion, after all.
Twilight: *oblivious* I didn't know you liked grape juice, Spike.
Spike: ...
Celestia: ...
Blueblood: I must say, Auntie, this wine is exquisi - oh, hello cousin. I didn't know-
Twilight: W - wine?! S..spike...WINE?!?!
Spike: Oh, Tartarus.

whitewhiskey · Mar 30, 2013

Lord of Bones said:

Would probably make for some weird Parent/Child bonding, probably on a Family Trip to Las Pegasus.

Or maybe that's why she made him Twilight's assistant, setting him up for his first conquest...

Lord of Bones said:

Would probably make the Gala a bit more interesting...

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Rarity looked on, her eyes twinkling, as a prince, the prince of her dreams, trotted down the stairs. He looked in her direction, a smile blossoming on his face. He began a swift, but elegant walk in her direction, he was getting close-

Oh, be still her beating heart, lest it rip free of her chest as he...

Walked right past her...

Frozen for a moment, the fasionista quickly turned to see her prince approaching...Spike? Moving quickly and quietly, Rarity managed to be close enough to juts happen to overhear their conversation (A lady does not eavesdrop).

"So I see you pulled your dick out of your stable long enough to join the party, Blueblood," Rarity's eyes shot wide open, had she not heard it herself, she'd have never believed her little Spikey-Wikey knew such brash and brutish language.

"And I see you've managed to separate yourself from that shut-in long enough to attend the Gala, Cousin," The mare's eyes shot wide, bot at the insult to her friend, and the prince referring to Spike as family.

"Nah, she's here, probably looking for Mom. Where's Cadance, by the way?"

"Oh, I think I saw her pull that boy-toy of hers into a closet, so she probably won't be attending this evening."

"Oh, don't tell me you're still mad she got to Shining Armor before you could."

Rarity heard the prince sigh, "Alas, he sexuality apparently isn't as flexible as his body, he won't even let me join him and Cadance."

Spike groaned, "Blueblood, you've got, what, a hundred stallions and mares in that little mansion of yours? Just let it go."

"Ninety-Eight, the twins left a year and a half ago to start a spa, but I suppose you're right. Besides, given a little scare they've had recently, there may be wedding bells for them before too long."

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In this family, I'd see Blueblood as somepony who loves his family, but is a big hedonist. Cadance just sees sex as another expression of love. Just imagine what that would do to Chrysalis' plans, might throw a wrench in the gears...

scriviner said:

Or maybe he doesn't have to shelter her, she's just oblivious with her head in a book. It would be funny when she finds out though...

scriviner · Mar 30, 2013

Yeah, although the idea of Spike pulling stuff like the following would be funny:

"So... I heard through the grapevine that you were interested in Celestia's apprentice."

"... wha? Who are-- how did you get in here?!"

FWOOSH. "I'm asking the questions!"

"AGH! FIRE! Ahhh! Yes! Yes! I was going to ask her--"

"I think it might be in your best interests NOT to do so."

"Uh..."

"If you think I'm worrisome, just consider her brother's with the Guard."

"Buh-buh-buh-but... she's Celestia's student! She's bound to be total animal in the sheets! The whole sexy librarian thing just does it fo-- AGH! NOT THE FIRE NOT THE FIRE~!"

"I hear you come anywhere near her and I start burning off bits you ARE going to miss. Are we clear?"

*whimper* "yes."

"What was that?"

"Yes, sir?"

"That's right. Don't let me see you again."

Lord of Bones · Mar 30, 2013

I like the idea of Twilight and the Mane 6 being generally oblivious to how badass the Equestrian Royal Family really are. Rarity has suspicions though, as per whitewhiskey's post.

scriviner · Mar 30, 2013

Lord of Bones said:

I like this thought. The reason why the Mane 6 seem to be doing all the work? Cause the rest of the Equestrian Royal Family's off saving the REST of Equestria. This also makes all we've seen of the show up to this point Twilight's apprenticeship to truly become part of the most badass family in Equestria.

whitewhiskey · Mar 30, 2013

Lord of Bones said:

Adding to that post
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"And where's Luna? I was hoping to see her."

"I'm afraid it may be best to wait on that, cousin. Outside of official duties, Luna does not leave her tower."

"What? Why?"

"Well, she is a lot like Aunt Celestia, and she was up on the moon for a thousand years...Alone..."

"Oh...Oh!....Ooooooh," Spike's eyes widened in realization, "But, she's been back for months.

Blueblood nodded, "Yes, and in those months, she's put half her personal guard, dozens of servants, Cadance and myself in the infirmary with severe exhaustion and dehydration," For a moment, the prince adopted a far off look that screamed 'Worth It' before coming back to reality, "She's getting better, but it may be best to wait for another day to meet her. Besides, you may yet see her soon, she recently remembered she can enter the dreams of others, and there have been a lot of rumors of adults suddenly having a resurgence of wet dreams..."

scriviner said:

"And now that your coronation is finished, Twilight Sparkle, it is time for the most important step towards becoming a princess."

"There's more? I just spent hours having to get dressed and make-up for the ceremony!"

"Don't worry, my little pony, you won't need any of that for the next step, Spike will simply show you to my chambers this evening, where the three of us along with my sister, nephew, niece and your brother will discuss the...benefits of being royal.

Andrew Joshua Talon · Mar 31, 2013

Given Dash's experiences as a local heroine, and all of the Mane 6's efforts at the Mysterious Mare-Do-Well, perhaps Pinkie Pie gets it into her head that they should all be SUPERHEROS!

Pinkie: Twilight's Treehouse can be our secret base! The Library of JUSTICE! And so we can keep our identities secret from the rest of ponykind, we will adopt ALTER EGOS!

Dash: Alter what?

Pinkie: By day... *Dons glasses, deflates her hair, and slaps a fedora on her head* I am Pinkamenia Pie! A mild mannered pastry chef and party planner! But by night, I am-*Pulls on her costume* THE PINK AVENGER!

Twilight: Pinkie, everypony knows we go around saving the world! And that disguise won't fool anyone!

Pinkie: What do you mean it won't fool anyone?

Applejack: *rolls her eyes* Because yer disguise don't even cover up your cutie mark?

Pinkie: But I'm wearing glasses! Nopony will be able to tell who I am!

Dash: Oh come on! *She grabs Pinkie's glasses and puts them on with a huff* No way that could work!

Fluttershy: *Enters the library* Oh hello Pinkie, Twilight, Applejack... Ah... *Blinks*

Dash: ... *blinks* What the hay?! It works?! I-I mean, ahem! I'm not Rainbow Dash, fair citizen!

Fluttershy: Er... Okay... Who are you... Citizen?

Dash: Um... Clop... Kent! Yeah! *She giggles and flies off* Oh this is going to be so awesome!

Twilight: ... Fluttershy, please tell me you knew that was Rainbow Dash!

Fluttershy: Oh, I'm sorry, was I supposed to think she was someone else? Darn. I did it wrong. I was just hesitating because I didn't think Rainbow Dash needed glasses and she looked a bit... Um... Odd with them on...

Lord of Bones · Mar 31, 2013

whitewhiskey said:

I'm just trying to figure out the rest of the Mane Six's reaction...and Twilight's reaction to the shit that the Royal Family does while being awesome.

Also...

Applejack: Hay, ah bet Twi's learnin' some really important stuff with the Princess.

<In the Palace>

C, L, S, BB, SA, CD: *chanting* Drink drink drink drink...!
Twilight: *guzzling down a bottle of wine*

Of course, and their reaction to Spike being not quite as innocent as they think he is.

@AJT - Did you get the last PM I sent?

Andrew Joshua Talon · Mar 31, 2013

In the same vein as depraved and awesome royals, just imagine what Twilight's parents have been up to...

Twilight: Mom, Dad? This is Rarity's mom and dad, Pearl and Magnum.

Night Light (Twilight's Dad): *chuckles* Oh yes, we've met before.

Twilight Velvet (Twilight's Mom): Oh yes, many times. We've gotten to know one another on several occasions.

Twilight: Eh? You have?

Pearl: Oh yes! *licks her lips* In fact, why don't we get to know each other right now?

Velvet: Right now? But Twilight is right here...

Pearl: *Dismissively* Oh we can catch up with her later. I haven't... Er... Known your husband in forever and my nethers are... I mean, I'm kind of desperate to catch up with you.

Magnum: And I'd like to catch up with you too, Velvet. *Growl, which makes Velvet blush*

Night Light: *cough* Ahem... Well... We'll be back in an hour... Two hours Twilight. Congratulations on becoming a princess! *The four parents run off*

Twilight: ... I wish I wasn't so smart... *shudder*

whitewhiskey · Mar 31, 2013

What if it wasn't his first time going, what if Spike wasn't going on the migration alone and was going to meet someone...

"Now run along and play, Spike."

"Okay, thanks mom." Spike called back as he scurried off.

"Ooh, Celestia, you have to tell me your secret," A silver dragoness cooed from the other side of the lava pool, "I wish my boy was half as well behaved as your little Spike."

"Oh, I have my ways, but Spike does still tend to get into trouble from time to time," Celestia sighed as she lowered herself into the molten rock. The hot springs back home were great, but there was just something about feeling the dirt and grime of the day burning off of dragon scales that was just sooo relaxing. "He had his greed growth this past year, he ended up doing a fair amount of damage before he got himself under control."

"Ooh, his first growth," A red scaled dragoness giggled, "Oh, it seems like just yesterday you showed up at the migration as a new mother, and now, oh, they grow up so fast."

"Oh, I know it," the alicorn-turned-dragon sighed, seeing her son swimming with other young dragons, "I'm afraid I haven't been able to spend much time with him as of late, and it seems he grows so much every time I turn my back."

"Ain't that always the way," One of the older dragonesses said, "One minute, they can barely nibble some mica, and the next they're flying out of the nest."

Stretching her long neck, something she still had trouble adjusting to, something Celestia's eyes, "I was...unaware Krickle had another youngling."

"Ugh, you've got to be kidding," The red dragoness groaned, "I pity the poor girl who mated that old coot. Must have had a few too many."

Celestia's eyes narrowed, but not at the comment. While Krickle was far from attractive for any species, both physically and personality wise, and his son seemed to be on the same path, it was something different about this new arrival that caught her attention.

It had hooves, two different colored sets...

"Please excuse me for a moment, girls..."

Souffle · Mar 31, 2013

That's a great idea as long as it's not the celestia in that picture, honestly. Feathered wings on a dragon, nah. Also honestly wouldn't Celestia be known to practically every race? Having that coloration, or just the mane and cuty mark would be a bit concerning.

whitewhiskey · Mar 31, 2013

Souffle said:

First, it's harder than I thought to find a good picture of Dragon Celestia without feathered wings

Second, I didn't exactly say the dragons didn't know who she was, nor did I say that they knew, just kinda wanted it to be ambiguous.

Souffle · Apr 1, 2013

Well, in that case, that's a pretty neat idea. I'd love to see a fic where Spike was actually her legit biological son, somehow.

Aarik · Apr 1, 2013

In most myths and stories, Dragons have the whole: "Live until someone kills you" thing going on, so long as no dragon slayers come around chopping off heads and stabbing hearts, they just keep on keeping on. Forever.

Considering the lifespan of a pony/horse is between 25/30 years, though they're magical horses and most likely get better health care then the ones we have, so it might be longer at around 40, I could see Celestia, who was an adult a thousand years ago, going out on a limb and having 'relations' with pretty much the only things in the world that will stay around as long as she will.

Also, Dragons, they CAN and WILL fuck anything that moves.

And anything that can't move fast ENOUGH.

Where do you think all those dragons made out of stone and ice and water and wood and metal and clouds and all that other random crap come from?

whitewhiskey · Apr 1, 2013

Souffle said:

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Celestia stared at the rounded object before her. She had no idea what went wro-

Oh, right, another year, another anniversary, another year without her beloved sister, and another night of heavy drinking to celebrate. She'd come to the next day in the middle of a burned up clearing in a forest in who-knows-where, having at some point, transmogrified herself into a dragon, something she hadn't done in centuries.

In hind-sight, she should have noticed something over the last several months, odd cravings (Some of which needed her dragon form to add some moonstones), putting on a bit of a heavy belly, some mood swings, heightened sex drive (Several of her guard had started avoiding her by now), and then, several hours ago, as she settled down for the night, the soundproofing on her room bit her right in the flank when contractions started...

Immortal Alicorn or not, a pony was not meant to lay a bucking egg (Of course, there were odd rumors about Pegasus Ponies), and she couldn't muster the concentration to cast the spell for her dragon form...

So...bucking...painful...

And now...she had an egg...

Okay, she had an egg...

Her egg...

Her baby...

First priority, she needed to get a doctor, scratch that, a team of doctors and scholars, swear them to royal "Tell anyone and end up living alone, forever on a celestial body" secrecy, and make sure her egg was in good health...

As soon as I can move my legs again, she thought as she curled up on her bed, barely casting a cleaning spell in her weakened state, draped a wing over her egg and drifted to sleep...

Andrew Joshua Talon · Apr 1, 2013

Awww... So Twilight was hatching Celestia's child. I rather like that, as twisted as it sounds.

... So what happens when Daddy shows up?

Lost Star · Apr 1, 2013

"Celestia, my dear mare! You never write, you never call!" A massive purple dragon transforms into a purple Alicorn as he flies into the throne room. "Why a dragon would believe you forgot about him." He pulls out a pair of sunglasses and affixes them jauntily on his nose. "I mean we went serenading! Dancing! It was the most wonderful night of my life, and you never got back in touch. I'm hurt. I thought it meant something."

A small tear drips down his muzzle, and then he immediately perks up. "So I decided to visit! Sorry I came by so late, but you know how the whole live forever thing goes. You get involved in this and that, and all of the sudden a decade has passed."

burnerx7 · Apr 1, 2013

Most dragons can change their forms, right? Most don't because they find most forms beneath of them (have like 3 books with Dragons in them that made them seem too proud about themselves, think something like Gilgamesh from FSN but with scales)

Pretty sure that a millenary dragon in the form of a pony could put the moves in Celestia, even a goddes can be seduced if the guy is tough enough, pretty sure the dragon couldn't fool Celestia, hell if she is kinky she will become a dragonnes just to put flavor in their sex lives

Edit:
Ninja'ed with the "poliform dragon" point, just read the snippet above

whitewhiskey · Apr 1, 2013

burnerx7 said:

We have no real evidence of MLP dragons having any sort of magical ability outside of the possibility of things intrinsic to their body (Possibly strength, flight and possible size alteration, but there's no precedent for being able to actively control it) and the possibility of abilities based around their fire. But, then again, we've only ever seen Spike do anything extraordinary with his fire, so it may be something unique to him.

Lost Star said:

"I laid an egg," Celestia Deadpanned.

"Oh, would you look at the time, sorry my dear, but I must be off!"

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And possibly after that...
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Blueblood blocked the dragon's path, holding, well, something blunt, big and blunt and painful looking, "Now you weren't thinking of running out on your responsibilities to Aunt Celestia and Cousin Spike, were you?"

Aarik · Apr 1, 2013

To be fair, as far as I know, the only two adult-ish dragons we've seen were the one who was falling into his hundred year sleep coma, which is apparently what happens at the end of puberty or something, and the one that Spike pissed off when he ran away that one time.

There was the migration, but those were teenagers mostly.

We don't really know what adult Dragons can do, since we've never really seen them do anything.

Well, there is the odd fact that during Discords rampage Spike came out utterly unharmed and unaffected, which is a bit odd since the closest other then him to being untrolled was Twilight who had her biology mucked with a bit when her horn vanished.

whitewhiskey · Apr 1, 2013

Aarik said:

It wasn't so much a coma, but a nap (They were able to wake him pretty easily)

As for Spike during Discords first release, I always liked this...

ragnarok1337 · Apr 1, 2013

scriviner said:

Lord of Bones said:

I like this thought. The reason why the Mane 6 seem to be doing all the work? Cause the rest of the Equestrian Royal Family's off saving the REST of Equestria. This also makes all we've seen of the show up to this point Twilight's apprenticeship to truly become part of the most badass family in Equestria.

Kind of reminds me of this image, only kind of in reverse:

Lost Star · Apr 1, 2013

"Of course I'm running out! I need to go get things now! Father things! I don't even know what to get!" The dragon in the shape of a stallion quivers. "And his name's Spike!? Glorious! Cliche, but hey, if he's my kid he could be named Purple and he would have to pry them off with a crowbar."

He adopts a thinking pose. "Should I get him a full on horde or have him work for it? Teenage dragons get so mopey if they don't have something to show off for the ladies, but I don't want to spoil him."

(Sorry, I'm having fun with this)

Andrew Joshua Talon · Apr 1, 2013

whitewhiskey said:

Aarik said:

It wasn't so much a coma, but a nap (They were able to wake him pretty easily)

As for Spike during Discords first release, I always liked this...

http://cdn.derpiboo.ru/media/BAhbBlsHOgZmSSIdNGYxYzA0MGE5NDViNzAwYmJjMDAwMDAxBjoGRVQ/1313__safe_comic_spike_discord_artist-mickeymonster_discorded.png

This comic is my head canon. Foreverrrrr.

A particularly cracktastic idea just occurred: That Celestia is related in some way to all of the Mane 6 due to the foals she's had over the years...

A princess has needs.

whitewhiskey · Apr 1, 2013

Lost Star said:

"Of course I'm running out! I need to go get things now! Father things! I don't even know what to get!" The dragon in the shape of a stallion quivers. "And his name's Spike!? Glorious! Cliche, but hey, if he's my kid he could be named Purple and he would have to pry them off with a crowbar."

He adopts a thinking pose. "Should I get him a full on horde or have him work for it? Teenage dragons get so mopey if they don't have something to show off for the ladies, but I don't want to spoil him."

(Sorry, I'm having fun with this)

"Well," Blueblood propped the bluntinator against his shoulder, "He does already spend most, if not all, of his time around a bunch of mares, anyway, and only seems to collect more 'friends'."

"He already has a hoard? Of Mares!? *Sniff* I don't think I've ever been so proud of anything else in my life..."

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