As the title says...
Let's get this started with a little compillation of Avengers jokes from several people
"Orders"
"Assemble"
"Party"
"Initiative"
"Budapest"
"Hammer"
"Trailer"
I double checked there was no other humour thread here aside of the very specific Cow thread so, have fun xD!
Let's get this started with a little compillation of Avengers jokes from several people
"Orders"
A couple of everyday cops try to protect civilians from a surprise attack of magical demons on earth when a young woman dressed as a magical girl lands on a nearby trashed car...
Nanoha: Sergeant! I want you to station your men in all these buildings, and I need a perimeter all the way down to 39th.
Police Sergeant: Why should I take orders from you?
Nanoha: *trashes a bunch of demon drones*
Police Sergeant: [on radio] I want men posted in all these buildings! And I want a perimeter all the way down to 39th!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFMY99NXOgc
Nanoha: Sergeant! I want you to station your men in all these buildings, and I need a perimeter all the way down to 39th.
Police Sergeant: Why should I take orders from you?
Nanoha: *trashes a bunch of demon drones*
Police Sergeant: [on radio] I want men posted in all these buildings! And I want a perimeter all the way down to 39th!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFMY99NXOgc
"Assemble"
It's just because StrikerS have more S.H.I.E.L.D. like feeling xD
A new batch of demons comes down from a portal..
Subaru: uh.. everyone, we have companny
Signum: Call it, Nanoha-san
Nanoha: All right listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, what we need is containment. Teana, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Signum-san, you've got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash.
Teana: Want to give me a lift?
Signum: Right. Clench up tight, kid.
*Signum takes Teana to a rooftop*
Nanoha: Fate-chan, you've gotta try and bottleneck that portal, slow them down. You've got the lightning; light their numbers up.
*Fate charges Bardiche up and propels herself into the sky*
Nanoha: [to Subaru] You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here, and Vita...
Vita: uh!?
Nanoha: ...Smash!
Vita:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI6NK6KEeQM
A new batch of demons comes down from a portal..
Subaru: uh.. everyone, we have companny
Signum: Call it, Nanoha-san
Nanoha: All right listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, what we need is containment. Teana, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Signum-san, you've got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash.
Teana: Want to give me a lift?
Signum: Right. Clench up tight, kid.
*Signum takes Teana to a rooftop*
Nanoha: Fate-chan, you've gotta try and bottleneck that portal, slow them down. You've got the lightning; light their numbers up.
*Fate charges Bardiche up and propels herself into the sky*
Nanoha: [to Subaru] You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here, and Vita...
Vita: uh!?
Nanoha: ...Smash!
Vita:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI6NK6KEeQM
"Party"
*static*
???: Everyone alright down there?
Teana: Vice? You're alright now? What are you doing here?
Vice: Yes. And I'm bringing the party to you.
*cue a helicopter passing by with an absurdly amount of drones entering the scene hot on its tail*
Teana: I-I don't see how that's a party.
???: Everyone alright down there?
Teana: Vice? You're alright now? What are you doing here?
Vice: Yes. And I'm bringing the party to you.
*cue a helicopter passing by with an absurdly amount of drones entering the scene hot on its tail*
Teana: I-I don't see how that's a party.
"Initiative"
*Thoma arriving home"
Thoma: Steed, I'm back.
Steed: Welcome back.
*Thoma stops as he sees a figure in his living room*
Chrono: "I am the Black Knight". You think you're the only mage in the world? Mr. Avenir, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Thoma: Excuse me, but... who are you?
Chrono: Chrono Harlaown, TSAB Admiral.
Thoma: Eh?!
Chrono: I'm here to talk to you about the SDF6 Initiative.
Thoma: Steed, I'm back.
Steed: Welcome back.
*Thoma stops as he sees a figure in his living room*
Chrono: "I am the Black Knight". You think you're the only mage in the world? Mr. Avenir, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Thoma: Excuse me, but... who are you?
Chrono: Chrono Harlaown, TSAB Admiral.
Thoma: Eh?!
Chrono: I'm here to talk to you about the SDF6 Initiative.
"Budapest"
Subaru: This is just like Marine Garden all over again.
Teana: You and I remember Marine Garden very differently.
Teana: You and I remember Marine Garden very differently.
"Hammer"
Nanoha: Can we please talk about this?
Vita: Just get out of our way. We don't want to hurt anybody.
Yuuno: Then prove it. Put that hammer down.
Fate: Uh, I don't think that's such a-
Vita: YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE HAMMER DOWN?!? GRAF EISEN GIGANT FORM!!!
Graf Eisen: Ja!
Yuuno: Crap.
Vita: Just get out of our way. We don't want to hurt anybody.
Yuuno: Then prove it. Put that hammer down.
Fate: Uh, I don't think that's such a-
Vita: YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE HAMMER DOWN?!? GRAF EISEN GIGANT FORM!!!
Graf Eisen: Ja!
Yuuno: Crap.
"Trailer"
Nanoha: Big woman with a Lost Logia, take that away and what are you?
Hayate: Genius, millionaire, modist, master chef >=D
Vita: hehehe... xD
Hayate: Genius, millionaire, modist, master chef >=D
Vita: hehehe... xD
I double checked there was no other humour thread here aside of the very specific Cow thread so, have fun xD!
