Nanoha42's Room

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Gentlemen.

Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to brainstorm ideas to fuse Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha and Dan Kim's Aristocrats-esque Cardcaptor Sakura webcomic <a href='http://manga.clone-army.org/t42r.php?page=1?=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Tomoyo42's Room</a> (WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR SANITY [not that we'd have to worry about that second part]). Preferably just taking the Nanoha cast and putting them into typical Dan Kim situations/plotlines, though I suppose a more conventional crossover is possible too. And hey, it could be worse: we could be fusing Nanoha with Nana's Everyday Life.

Go.

 

[Shaderic]

No.

In fact, HELL fucking NO.

 

[Dudethunder]

Gentlemen.

Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to brainstorm ideas to fuse Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha and Dan Kim's Aristocrats-esque Cardcaptor Sakura webcomic <a href='http://manga.clone-army.org/t42r.php?page=1?=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Tomoyo42's Room</a> (WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR SANITY [not that we'd have to worry about that second part]). Preferably just taking the Nanoha cast and putting them into typical Dan Kim situations/plotlines, though I suppose a more conventional crossover is possible too. And hey, it could be worse: we could be fusing Nanoha with Nana's Everyday Life.

Go.

I guess you don't like Nanoha then. I've read that comic.

Its full of mean people. Who practically have to be zombie demons or something to both willingly inflict survive all that horrible stuff.

I mean, what kind of Tomoyo could sell Sakura's body like that? And make Sakura based food? I am dissapoint.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Gentlemen.

Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to brainstorm ideas to fuse Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha and Dan Kim's Aristocrats-esque Cardcaptor Sakura webcomic <a href='http://manga.clone-army.org/t42r.php?page=1?=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Tomoyo42's Room</a> (WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR SANITY [not that we'd have to worry about that second part]). Preferably just taking the Nanoha cast and putting them into typical Dan Kim situations/plotlines, though I suppose a more conventional crossover is possible too. And hey, it could be worse: we could be fusing Nanoha with Nana's Everyday Life.

Go.

I guess you don't like Nanoha then. I've read that comic.

Its full of mean people. Who practically have to be zombie demons or something to both willingly inflict survive all that horrible stuff.

I mean, what kind of Tomoyo could sell Sakura's body like that? And make Sakura based food? I am dissapoint.

Note that Sakura <a href='http://manga.clone-army.org/t42r.php?page=213?=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>isn't entirely blameless</a> <a href='http://manga.clone-army.org/t42r.php?page=220?=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>for some things</a> <a href='http://manga.clone-army.org/t42r.php?page=222?=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>either</a>. Besides, it's Dan Kim. Being completely inappropriate is part of the point.

Now, in regards to mixing it with Nanoha: I'd suggest Nanoha in Tomoyo's place and Arisa & Suzuka both for Sakura. Plus work <a href='http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>canon personality Fate</a> in, <a href='http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BreakTheCutie' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>it'd be hilarious</a> to have her as the only member of the Nanoha cast that acts normal.

 

[Shiakou]

No. Oh God, no.

. . . May I take your picture?

 

[zeebee1]

Before or after he's carted away?

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

GET SET

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Nanoha frowned up at the strange, white and pink staff set with a large blood-red sphere that hung from the ceiling above her. Cocking her head to the side, she pondered how it had suddenly appeared there. And, indeed, how - or why - there was suddenly a ceiling floating above her in the middle of the sidewalk, low enough that the compact staff was well within arm's reach of a nine and a half year old girl.

The red sphere gleamed with an inner light.

"How odd." Nanoha said aloud, blinking. "There's some sort of strange and evil object in the ceiling! I suddenly have the urge to take it down."

A ferret burst from the bushes behind her to shout a warning, but was suddenly and inexplicably savaged by a marauding alpaca. Nanoha ignored the screams behind her and looked downwards, tapping a foot as she considered the situation.

"But then again, if I were to touch some unknown evil object..." she muttered, looking up at the staff, "I might fall under a curse and be compelled to do horrible and unspeakable acts of cruelty and mass property damage... or, worse, make friends."

Nanoha's gaze lingered on the staff for several long moments. Behind her, the groaning and bleeding ferret tried to rise to his feet, only for a large black cat to pounce on it from above, dragging it into an alleyway and away from the plot for the foreseeable future.

The sphere gleamed once more, it's polished surface reflecting Nanoha's face. The reflection grinned widely, eyes flashing red.

Nanoha smiled and grasped the staff.

 

[zeebee1]

And then Yuuno came back and defeated the dragon.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

And then Yuuno came back and defeated the dragon.

And inadvertently seduced Precia and Lindy.

 

[zeebee1]

See. My idea was much better than yours. Now go write the porn. Just don't have Precia die during copulation.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Just don't have Precia die during copulation.

What about the little death?

 

[toraneko]

Just don't have Precia die during copulation.

Well, she's going to have to. That doesn't have to stop her from performing, mind you, but she's under contract for at least one sex-induced mortality.