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Shirotsume

Not The Goddamn @dmin
I can pretty much guarantee you that no one on TFF is going to have saved copies of yaoi stories. We take a fairly dim view of the stories in general because of how poorly written every single one of them is.

I think there's only been maybe 1 or 2 yaoi stories in the history of TFF that were well written enough for TFF to care, and even then they were merely OK.
 
I read only those good yaoi ones. <joke> I have no idea, whether those are bad or "merely ok", but that's something I would like to find out myself. Too bad, if I'm barking at the wrong tree. Had to try, though.
 

AoMythology

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Arw165 said:
I read only those good yaoi ones. <joke> I have no idea, whether those are bad or "merely ok", but that's something I would like to find out myself. Too bad, if I'm barking at the wrong tree. Had to try, though.
Yeah, you are in the wrong place for Yaoi, both because of too much of the site's population being straight guys and because there's so much badly written Yaoi (incidentally, NarutoxHinata pairings get about as much flak here as most Yaoi do because of the latter reason, despite being Het and the canon pairing).

I do remember that one Yandere Naruko story though. (Warning: it's mostly one-sided; Sasuke just wants to avoid her.)
Young Love
 

zerohour

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I'm curious, are there any stories where Naruto plays wingman to any of his friends?  I'd prefer one where that's the main focus, mainly because Naruto playing the part of the Love Guru to the rest of them is amusing, especially when they realize they have to pay him back.
 

AoMythology

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zerohour said:
I'm curious, are there any stories where Naruto plays wingman to any of his friends?  I'd prefer one where that's the main focus, mainly because Naruto playing the part of the Love Guru to the rest of them is amusing, especially when they realize they have to pay him back.
There are stories where he tries to get rid of Sasuke's fangirls, but I don't remember anything more like what you're asking for.
 

sith2886

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I don't think this even classifies as a fic but does anyone remember a snippet where all of Fosfors's Naruto's show up almost at once in canon!Naruto's world, the last one being Livewire!Naruto with Tsunade on her desk?
 

da_fox2279

California Crackpot
sith2886 said:
I don't think this even classifies as a fic but does anyone remember a snippet where all of Fosfors's Naruto's show up almost at once in canon!Naruto's world, the last one being Livewire!Naruto with Tsunade on her desk?
Fateless vs Canon. Page 10 of the thread.
 

sith2886

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da_fox2279 said:
sith2886 said:
I don't think this even classifies as a fic but does anyone remember a snippet where all of Fosfors's Naruto's show up almost at once in canon!Naruto's world, the last one being Livewire!Naruto with Tsunade on her desk?
Fateless vs Canon. Page 10 of the thread.
:jawdrop:  wow  was not expecting an answer that fast.  :yay:  thanks fox
 

da_fox2279

California Crackpot
sith2886 said:
da_fox2279 said:
sith2886 said:
I don't think this even classifies as a fic but does anyone remember a snippet where all of Fosfors's Naruto's show up almost at once in canon!Naruto's world, the last one being Livewire!Naruto with Tsunade on her desk?
Fateless vs Canon. Page 10 of the thread.
:jawdrop:  wow  was not expecting an answer that fast.  :yay:  thanks fox
You're welcome. I actually asked for the exact same thing not too long ago, so... ;)
 

douter

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Looking for a team 7 time travel fic, that can't for the life of me remember the name, I don't think this was a particularly good fic, either - more in the realm of guilty pleasure.

It involved Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura being stuck in a time loop that reset when they died (I remember a part where Sakura and Naruto had died while Sasuke had lived for another good 50 years or so). I remember the first chapter being really crap and weird, where team 7 failed Kakashi's test and left Konoha to open a B&B, I think team 10 stumbled upon them. It was a really weird start.

Any help is appreciated
 

AoMythology

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8285531/1/A-Lifetime-of-Chances

(It's called A Lifetime of Chances.) Guilty pleasure, but I enjoyed the parts with Orochimaru teaching Team 7.
 

AoMythology

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Does anyone know the fic (I think it was a oneshot) that theorizes Kakashi's Chakra production was 'broken', for lack of a better word, due to the trauma when he found his father dead of suicide?
 

douter

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AoMythology said:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8285531/1/A-Lifetime-of-Chances

(It's called A Lifetime of Chances.) Guilty pleasure, but I enjoyed the parts with Orochimaru teaching Team 7.
Thanks for that
 

AoMythology

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douter said:
AoMythology said:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8285531/1/A-Lifetime-of-Chances

(It's called A Lifetime of Chances.) Guilty pleasure, but I enjoyed the parts with Orochimaru teaching Team 7.
Thanks for that
No prob. ^_^
 

sith2886

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Anyone have a full PDF of Hawk's Master Nin? I'm super lazy and don't want to copy/paste the whole thing atm
 

slickrcbd

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sith2886 said:
Anyone have a full PDF of Hawk's Master Nin? I'm super lazy and don't want to copy/paste the whole thing atm
Just use this program or the Fanficfare plug-in for Calibre. It creates PDFs and a wide variety of other formats easy as pie.

https://www.fanfictiondownloader.net/#/home
http://fanficfare.appspot.com/
https://github.com/jimmxinu/fanficfare
http://calibre-ebook.com/download

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he eats for life."
 

AoMythology

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Does anyone have recommendations for Naruto/femKyuubi (or at least Naruko/Kyuubi) lemons where they have hate-sex?
Edit: or is this in the wrong thread? Is there a Naruto lemon thread?
Edit2: sorry, I found the thread; I had forgotten about it. I still won't crosspost, though; I'll wait until the mods delete this.
 

slickrcbd

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AoMythology said:
Does anyone have recommendations for Naruto/femKyuubi (or at least Naruko/Kyuubi) lemons where they have hate-sex?
Edit: or is this in the wrong thread? Is there a Naruto lemon thread?
Edit2: sorry, I found the thread; I had forgotten about it. I still won't crosspost, though; I'll wait until the mods delete this.
There is a series of fics that pushes Pit of Voles' rules, but is still up there. Noodlehammer's series of four stories that starts with "Reaching for a Dream".
It is mostly in the first and last story, but a bit in the third.
I'm not sure if it is true hate sex, but they do "play the rape game" and there is at least one scene in the last fic that might qualify as it happens when they have a quarrel.

Well, that is the closest I can think of.
 
Looking for a time travel fic, and I only remember a few bare bones pretenses about it. It's complete, so that should help narrow it down, only I don't believe it was ever listed as complete rather than the author just saying 'the end.'

Anyway, it begins with Naruto waking up pissed as hell because his bed is uncomfortable, I believe he mentally threatens to take the mattress is force feed it to his sales men. I think the time begins just as he's put on team 7, or maybe when the bell test is suppose to happen.

Naruto is confused about the time travel, wonders why everyone is shitting on him, thinking it's stupid they were purposefully trying to turn Konoha's 'weapon' against them. He doesn't have problems thinking himself as a weapon, he was apparently raised that way in his time.

It follows standard OP Naruto as he goes around having fun, screwing women and essentially leaving babies behind that ultimately concludes as some kind of world wide peace (So long as he's alive) since he's given each village some of his babies with his bloodlines.

I don't even know why I want to re-read it, but it's been annoying me endlessly that I can't find it.

I do remember Kyuubi is some woman with whom he has liasons, or they are at least very close. She can leave his body at will I believe as well. Thanks in advance if you find anything, no matter how awful the story appears to be.
 

da_fox2279

California Crackpot
Alternate Timeline, by Etc-Flip. Sadly, it's been taken down off FFNet.

Summary: An alternate Naruto and Kurama are dropped into the "canon" timeline. Aside from ranting on the stupidity of certain things, they begin to cause havoc. Improbable harem. Not a really serious story. R/R. Complete.

EDIT: The entire story can be found here, via Mediafire.
 
da_fox2279 said:
Alternate Timeline, by Etc-Flip. Sadly, it's been taken down off FFNet.

Summary: An alternate Naruto and Kurama are dropped into the "canon" timeline. Aside from ranting on the stupidity of certain things, they begin to cause havoc. Improbable harem. Not a really serious story. R/R. Complete.

EDIT: The entire story can be found here, via Mediafire.
Well, that's annoying. The formatting is lame on that too, but thanks, I'll just drag it off and correct it in a text file and save it for whenever the urge strikes me.
 

da_fox2279

California Crackpot
Matdeception said:
da_fox2279 said:
Alternate Timeline, by Etc-Flip. Sadly, it's been taken down off FFNet.

Summary: An alternate Naruto and Kurama are dropped into the "canon" timeline. Aside from ranting on the stupidity of certain things, they begin to cause havoc. Improbable harem. Not a really serious story. R/R. Complete.

EDIT: The entire story can be found here, via Mediafire.
Well, that's annoying. The formatting is lame on that too, but thanks, I'll just drag it off and correct it in a text file and save it for whenever the urge strikes me.
No problem.
 

da_fox2279

California Crackpot
I'm looking for a one-shot that has Naruto making fun of the Konoha 11, by wandering into their training areas doing bad cosplay of them. It ended with Naruto walking into Tsunade's office... again with the bad cosplay. Anyone remember this fic?
 
looking for a DXD cross that has an OC named Aria Phenex, who everyone thinks is the "true Demon", when it is actually naruto instead
 
Think that it would be this one:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12231649/1/

Speaking of ect flip, does anyone have a copy of that stroy he wrote where the Jinchuuriki are all insane? I think there was a sequel too.
 
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