It had been 20 years since the 4th Hokage was put into office. Konoha was a happy place to be living in because no rampaging demons had ever rampaged in Konoha. The 4th Hokage and his family had lived happily in Konoha. A beautiful family of Namikaze Minato aka The Yellow Flash, Uzumaki Kushina aka That Really Bitchy Chick From That One Time That Did That Thing Which Is Why Nobody Wants To Mess With Her, and their son Namikaze Naruto aka The One Man Army. This is not their story.
No, this story is about Naruto. No last name because he was abandoned by his mother and father in front of their neighbor's house before they left Konoha to go live their lives full of fun and adventure without a baby holding them back. So their neighbor who was this sweet old lady decided to take pity on the newborn child and raised him and named him Naruto because she liked Naruto.
As the years went by the old lady became incapable of properly raising young Naruto so she decided to enlist the help of some people she knew when she was younger. As a young woman the old lady was a well known Brothel Madam, but decided to leave her business to her children who decided to turn it into one of the world's largest pornography company. So being raised by porn stars left an impression on young Naruto. Especially when he got old enough that the Shotacons couldn't take it anymore and just showed him the Art of Lust. Now twenty years old, Naruto continues to make the world a better or worse place depending on who you talk to about Naruto.
"Hey Sakura, could you tell your sister that I had a good time last night and that I'll call her."
"Damn it Naruto, I told you not to sleep with her!" Sakura raised her fist to beat Naruto.
"Sakura you got to take your mind out the gutter. I didn't sleep with your sister." Naruto told her calmly waving his hands.
Sakura lowered her fist. "Oh, sorry I thought so little of you. I mean we've known each other for years. I guess I should give you the benefit of a doubt."
Naruto started running away and yelled. "Yeah, we didn't sleep at all last night because I was giving her the time of her life!"
Sakura charged up with fury and hate raised her fist again and ran after him. "You get back here so I can pound you into the ground."
Thus begins the story of Naruto the Ungentleman.
No, this story is about Naruto. No last name because he was abandoned by his mother and father in front of their neighbor's house before they left Konoha to go live their lives full of fun and adventure without a baby holding them back. So their neighbor who was this sweet old lady decided to take pity on the newborn child and raised him and named him Naruto because she liked Naruto.
As the years went by the old lady became incapable of properly raising young Naruto so she decided to enlist the help of some people she knew when she was younger. As a young woman the old lady was a well known Brothel Madam, but decided to leave her business to her children who decided to turn it into one of the world's largest pornography company. So being raised by porn stars left an impression on young Naruto. Especially when he got old enough that the Shotacons couldn't take it anymore and just showed him the Art of Lust. Now twenty years old, Naruto continues to make the world a better or worse place depending on who you talk to about Naruto.
"Hey Sakura, could you tell your sister that I had a good time last night and that I'll call her."
"Damn it Naruto, I told you not to sleep with her!" Sakura raised her fist to beat Naruto.
"Sakura you got to take your mind out the gutter. I didn't sleep with your sister." Naruto told her calmly waving his hands.
Sakura lowered her fist. "Oh, sorry I thought so little of you. I mean we've known each other for years. I guess I should give you the benefit of a doubt."
Naruto started running away and yelled. "Yeah, we didn't sleep at all last night because I was giving her the time of her life!"
Sakura charged up with fury and hate raised her fist again and ran after him. "You get back here so I can pound you into the ground."
Thus begins the story of Naruto the Ungentleman.
