Need it out of my system !!!!!!

[Moshulel]

Well folks i was once again "busy" valiantly surfing the pages of ff.net when i finally broke , a hole freaking page in the Naruto M-rated section had Yaoi writen on it !!! No freaking normal fiction . What the hell is wrong with those people ? But anyway on top of that i just remembered something while reading a random rant on this board : a lot of those fics have Iruka/Naruto Kakashi/Naruto or Sasuke pairings , and finally it clicked why i was so sick ... freaking idiots support pedofills or what ? How hard is it to see that doing that kind of pairings they're taking a very very very wrong road , for crying out loud a 12 year old with a 27 year old ? arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Not to mention that entering the Gundam Seed section you see Kira/Athrun pairings as in Kira one of the few male leads that was actually shown on screen with a woman in bed after sex ....
Or to make it all even worse they even made Jiraya gay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How the heck can they do that , The pervert breaths eats and lives for women ... I can understand Orochimaru ( one of the few characters ( him and Sasgay ) i admit is playing for the other camp ) but Jiraya ? What would be worst than this you ask ? Seeing a Happosai slash fic ( If that moment comes i swear i'm going to enlist the help of a hacker !!!!!! )
I'm sorry for this little rant but heck i needed it out of my sistem , and now for my ending scream arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!

Once again sorry !

 

[GenocideHeart]

Jiraiya... yaoi?

...

...

...

*with a bloodcurdling scream, goes on a savage killing spree until he's covered in blood and guts, gnawing on his enemies' intestines*

RAaaaaaAAAAAaAaaaAaAAAAAaaaHHHHHH!!!

 

[SimmyC]

Jiraiya... yoai?! :headbanger: :lonegunman: :flameon:

Yoai is bad enough (Kakashi/Iruka? You have got to be :flameon: ). But Jiraiya? JIRAIYA?! :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger:

DEATH TO YOAI EVERYWHERE!!! (except in certain circumstaces)

 

[Moshulel]

Jiraiya... yaoi?

...

...

...

*with a bloodcurdling scream, goes on a savage killing spree until he's covered in blood and guts, gnawing on his enemies' intestines*

RAaaaaaAAAAAaAaaaAaAAAAAaaaHHHHHH!!!

I think you understand me perfectly .... this can't be allowed , death to the enemy long live straight pairings !!! Oh and come to think of it i found many pairings with underage characters in different categories . I can accept a good Male/Female pairing but NEVER the stupid stuff i see there .
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why Jiraya why ? damn them damn them all !!!

 

[Perfect Psionic Soldier]

Ok I admit I am surprised about Jiraiya...

Like holy snot! Makes me wonder why people even bother to write that kinda crap. Seriously, what is their motivation to churn out subpar text, which seems to only exist to waste space?

 

[Moshulel]

I honestly don't know , something is definetly wrong there ( i smell a rotting carcas )

 

[GenocideHeart]

I think you understand me perfectly .... this can't be allowed , death to the enemy long live straight pairings !!! Oh and come to think of it i found many pairings with underage characters in different categories . I can accept a good Male/Female pairing but NEVER the stupid stuff i see there .
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why Jiraya why ? damn them damn them all !!!

The only yaoi pairings I tolerate are ones with either Bridget from Guilty Gear or Kamatari from Rurouni Kenshin. And that's only because both are so goddamn pretty, I think of them as women, not men.

 

[SimmyC]

You also have gender confused characters like Haku in Naruto.

So yeah, the only yoai I can accept are from characters that are obviously feminine and gay in their makeup. Jiraiya... ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! :lonegunman:

As for who makes them... well, there is obviously a BIG yoai fangirls (I do not recall ANY males being yoai fans) contingent out there. They apparently just like boys taking it in the ass since, if you even attempt to read this crap, you have the sneaking feeling that the only research they did on the series (or even the subject for that matter) was, they saw a picture of the main male characters and went "ZOMG! SMEXY! Im goin to make dem GHEY!!!11111 :wub: :wub: :wub: ". <_< And of course, they flood the fandom with said fics, bringing it down with them. :angry:

 

[Israfel]

And so the dream dies today folks, with the creation of Jiraiya slash fiction there's just no point anymore, they've finally crossed the line, they've crossed many before this, one of the worst being the mpreg line, bu this is just too far. *Goes off and kills himself

*

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

THE YURI JIHAD SHALL BRING DEATH TO THE YAOI INFIDELS KEKEKEKEKE

MOTOKO/TSURUKO ACKBAR!

.....Ok, I think that's over now.

 

[Fatuous One]

...Jiraiya? :blink: Ooooookay... whoever is going with that is not EVEN pretending.

*sigh* Whatever, I'm not surprised anymore. I'm completely apathetic about yaoi these days. I don't even browse the Naruto/Gundam Wing/etcetera pages anymore, since I know that 90% of the fiction there is going to be nothing I'm interested in reading. I'll simply go through various author pages and sometimes a run across a fic that's good, or I go through a few C2 pages.

 

[Moshulel]

I remember the good old days when 50% of the Naruto section was made of non-yaoi fics ... damn i miss those times ( And i'm the idiot that browsed ALL the Ranma/Naruto/Eva/LH sections on ff.net ) Got to say i'm just tired of seeing that shit ...

 

[BlackSun]

And i'm the idiot that browsed ALL the Ranma/Naruto/Eva/LH sections on ff.net

Same here, except I never finished browsing the Naruto section.

 

[Moshulel]

Well that was about three months ago ( since then there have been new fics added but unfortunatly very few hold interest )

 

[H-Man]

...nobody talked about the HAPPOSAI yaoi?

...ignore me, I'll be on the corner killing every single Vileplume in existance.

 

[GenocideHeart]

...nobody talked about the HAPPOSAI yaoi?

...ignore me, I'll be on the corner killing every single Vileplume in existance.

...Happosai...


...yaoi...?

How does THAT work? Happy gets sick if he's too close to males, IIRC...

 

[Moshulel]

That can't be possible ...... NO! NO! NO! NO! . I said it before that would be beyond the edge ... i will not belive it ... More than likely if stuff like this tend to continue i'll start the rebelion ... A NEW AND YAOI FREE FAN-FIC SITE muahahahahahahahahaha ( just waiting for free time to start it muahahahahahahahahahaha )

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Here's a better idea: find all the twelve year old, fat female yaoi jihadists that make this shit, and kill them. All of them.

And sacrifice them to the Yuri Gods.

 

[Moshulel]

They apparently just like boys taking it in the ass since, if you even attempt to read this crap, you have the sneaking feeling that the only research they did on the series (or even the subject for that matter) was, they saw a picture of the main male characters and went "ZOMG! SMEXY! Im goin to make dem GHEY!!!11111 :wub: :wub: :wub: ". <_< And of course, they flood the fandom with said fics, bringing it down with them. :angry:

And as proof for you afirmations here is a little quote ( description of a fic on ff.net ):

? ? Shono leaves his wallet at the Romen shop and Kankuro wants to return it. Although Kankuro falls in a puddle of mud Shino has some good ideas on how to get him clean.

Well besides the fact that somehow the authoress manages to rename Shino and change the name of Naruto's favorite food i can see nothing wrong in here ..... NOT


How the hell can you write ramen wrong ?!! I can understand something else BUT to write ramen as romen ? It's too much , just to show as proof that whoever wrote that crap hasn't really read the series .... che I have a question :

Do you guys think that the sole source of information for this fics are other shitty fics ?

 

[Fatuous One]

How to write a SasuNaru Fic.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

How to write a SasuNaru Fic.

ALL yaoi is heresy.

 

[Fatuous One]

Even amusing parodies?

 

[Moshulel]

Those are the only accepted exception

( BTW Fatuous One, nice signature )

Edit: Just read the stuff from the link posted a little earlier , can't believe it: It actually acuratly describes 90% of the yaoi fics out there .... lol

 

[Fatuous One]

And sacrifice them to the Yuri Gods.

The sad fact is that Yuri fanfiction is just a bad as Yaoi at times. That is to say, actually well written fics of it are VERY few and far between. I can barely stomach reading half of them because of piss-poor characterization, not to mention the grammar.

Those are the only accepted exception

As it is with almost all parodies. ^_^

( BTW Fatuous One, nice signature )

Thankee.

Edit: Just read the stuff from the link posted a little earlier , can't believe it: It actually acuratly describes 90% of the yaoi fics out there .... lol

S'why I have it bookmarked, and link it whenever I see an appropriate moment. B)

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

And sacrifice them to the Yuri Gods.

The sad fact is that Yuri fanfiction is just a bad as Yaoi at times. That is to say, actually well written fics of it are VERY few and far between. I can barely stomach reading half of them because of piss-poor characterization, not to mention the grammar.

90% of ALL fanfiction sucks. You avoid the idiotic stuff and read what's good.

As for the yaoi vs. yuri debate, I will only say that gay and bisexual men disgust me on a level far beyond any sort of religiously-inspired revulsion or pity. Any further comments from me on the subject would likely lead to me being banned.

Lesbians are fine by me though, because YAY DOUBLE STANDARDS!