Naruto New Intros

Innortal

Innortal

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Okay, I worked up an idea a few days ago after reading all 55 chapters of Chunin Exam Day where Naruto is stuck in a Groundhog's Day loop. Then it hit me, if Naruto was sent back far enough, would he change his introduction during the premeeting of Team 7 on the roof?

"My name's Naruto Uzumaki. I love ramen and making things explode, I hate people who rat me out because then I have to take the time to make them disappear and that takes time from my favorite things. My goal is to kill two Uchihas since its something Emo here will never accomplish."

"My name's Naruto Uzumaki. I like ramen, Hyuuga girls, and orgies at Kurenai-sensei's place as long as Gai-sensei or Lee aren't there. I hate fan girls, emos, and lazy people who don't do their job. My goals are to kill the other Bijuu and take their power for my own and to eat the bloodline parts of high-level ninjas to gain their powers," he finished, looking at Kakashi and licking his lips. "That's a three-tomoe Sharingan eye ... right?"

Anyone else want to take a shot?
 
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roting_CORPSE

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well cant think of something original so im just gonna rip-off something from hellsing. :p

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto, retainer to the sarutobi family and the sandaime's former body guard." Naruto then looked to his teammates w/c greatly creeped them out, since somehow a shadow is now cast over to their teammate despite being noon on a sunny day and to add to that the only thing visible about naruto is his eyes w/c glowed an eerie blue and his maniacal grin.
"I highly recommend pissing your self followed by a course of praying to your impotent god".
 
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B.B. Rain

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"My name's Naruto Uzumaki. I like Ramen, especially rmains-of-my-enemies flavor, looking at massive explosions from ground zero, and the expression on my opponents' face when I rip their weapon out of my skull and disembowel them with it. I hate getting bloodstains on the carpet, tsundere women, and missing an orgy at the Hyuuga complex. My goal is to become Hokage, and on the day of my inauguration, fight a battle royale with my (in some cases zombie-fied) predessors, eventually leaving their mutilated corpses impaled in front of my home as a warning to my enemies."

Not to much different from what you've already got, and a bit violence/gore heavy, but...Maybe he just got through a really stressful reset.

"My name's Naruto Uzumaki. I like Ramen, butterflies, and that funny purple color you see when you hit five hundred kilometers above sea-level. I hate lemons, people who say "Spoon-fork," instead of "Spork," and the sound of one hand clapping. My goal is to become both my own grandfather, and the Shodai Hokage."

...I think the other's faces would just be priceless.

EDIT: Awww! One-minute ninja'd.

NINJA-EDIT: I can't quite recall the dialogue, so I won't do these myself, but a trio of resets where Naruto beats one of the others to the punch, perfectly mimics their inflection, tone, expression, all that jazz, and says their original introduction word for word, would be good.

Follow that up where, instead of leaving it at that and watching them flounder for new ones, he cracks up and says: "I'm sorry, I just couldn't say anything that stupid with a straight face. BWA-HAHAHAHAHA...."
 
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wannabeamonkey

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I'm sure somebody would do it eventually, so allow me to be the first.

Hello, My name is Uzumaki Naruto, You killed my father, prepare to die.

Unfortunately to pull that off he has to stab himself in the stomach, but, hey, what reward comes without a little pain.
 
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Juubi

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#5
You killed my father. Your ass is mine.
 
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roting_CORPSE

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B.B. Rain said:
"My name's Naruto Uzumaki. I like Ramen, especially rmains-of-my-enemies flavor, looking at massive explosions from ground zero, and the expression on my opponents' face when I rip their weapon out of my skull and disembowel them with it. I hate getting bloodstains on the carpet, tsundere women, and missing an orgy at the Hyuuga complex. My goal is to become Hokage, and on the day of my inauguration, fight a battle royale with my (in some cases zombie-fied) predessors, eventually leaving their mutilated corpses impaled in front of my home as a warning to my enemies."

Not to much different from what you've already got, and a bit violence/gore heavy, but...Maybe he just got through a really stressful reset.

"My name's Naruto Uzumaki. I like Ramen, butterflies, and that funny purple color you see when you hit five hundred kilometers above sea-level. I hate lemons, people who say "Spoon-fork," instead of "Spork," and the sound of one hand clapping. My goal is to become both my own grandfather, and the Shodai Hokage."

...I think the other's faces would just be priceless.

EDIT: Awww! One-minute ninja'd.
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how did i ninja'd you we dont even have the same post.
 
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B.B. Rain

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Sorry, I seem to have mis-...typed.

I guess I meant that we probably started typing at the same time, but you beat me to first reply status.

I don't have the best handle on mixing internet terminology yet.

Nothing serious, sorry about the confusion.
 
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Juubi

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You know, I noticed that all the posts so far have involved Naruto's introduction changing. What would happen if one of the other members of Team 7 changed
their intro? Sakura, for example. Her effectiveness on her team was basically
judged by her sensei when he heard her intro. He immediately thought 'Fangir'l'.
Change this, and surprise him greatly. Or change Sasuke's intro. Imagine the
shock that'd bring. :p
 
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nirvash

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My name is Uchiha Sasuke, Believe it! I like onigiri and running away from my Fan Girls because I'm gay, Believe it! I dislike my Fan Girls and anyone of the opposite sex, Believe it! Hobbies... I like to imagine myself rapeing Itachi's corpse after I kill him, Believe it! My dream... no Ambition is to kill a certain man.... then Rape his corpse before reviving my clan through artificial insemination, Believe it!
 
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Juubi

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...Nirvash...could you please pass the mind bleach and the mental knife? I need to bleach and cut this tumor out of my brain.
 
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Juubi

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B.B. Rain said:
So...Was that Crazy!Sasuke, or BadActor!Naruto, nirvash?
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It was Crazy!Hyper!Necroph'iliac!Sicko!Sasuke, B.B.
 
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tahu1809

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#14
#14
Innortal said:
Okay, I worked up an idea a few days ago after reading all 55 chapters of Chunin Exam Day where Naruto is stuck in a Groundhog's Day loop. Then it hit me, if Naruto was sent back far enough, would he change his introduction during the premeeting of Team 7 on the roof?

"My name's Naruto Uzumaki. I love ramen and making things explode, I hate people who rat me out because then I have to take the time to make them disappear and that takes time from my favorite things. My goal is to kill two Uchihas since its something Emo here will never accomplish."

"My name's Naruto Uzumaki. I like ramen, Hyuuga girls, and orgies at Kurenai-sensei's place as long as Gai-sensei or Lee aren't there. I hate fan girls, emos, and lazy people who don't do their job. My goals are to kill the other Bijuu and take their power for my own and to eat the bloodline parts of high-level ninjas to gain their powers," he finished, looking at Kakashi and licking his lips. "That's a three-tomoe Sharingan eye ... right?"

Anyone else want to take a shot?
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Hell way not have it happen to all three them. That could lead to some interesting moments.
 
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Juubi

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True. Although I've seen a time-travel fic with Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto before, which didn't turn out real well.
 
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Selina_catz

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#16
Thats vile, nirvash.
You did something I considered impossible and wrote something more disturbing than that Gai/Naruto.
 
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Juubi

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Selina_catz said:
Thats vile, nirvash.
You did something I considered impossible and wrote something more disturbing than that Gai/Naruto.
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Nothing is more disturbing than Gai/Naruto. I don't care that Sasuke wants to screw Itachi's corpse, but there is nothing more vile than Gai/Naruto.
 
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wannabeamonkey

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Naruto doesn't say Believe it that much guys, still, funny.

can somebody refresh my memory about gai naruto?

I'm sure I've seen it but..... can't pull anything up.
 
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Juubi

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Still, I'd like to see a Sakura intro that would bring Gaara running. *hint hint*
 
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Juubi

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wannabeamonkey said:
Juubi said:
Still, I'd like to see a Sakura intro that would bring Gaara running. *hint hint*
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leave guro sakura out of this.
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I dunno what you're thinking about. I meant a Sakura in love with Naruto and Ino.....I said it.
 
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wannabeamonkey

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Juubi said:
wannabeamonkey said:
Juubi said:
Still, I'd like to see a Sakura intro that would bring Gaara running. *hint hint*
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leave guro sakura out of this.
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I dunno what you're thinking about. I meant a Sakura in love with Naruto and Ino.....I said it.
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ah, I was thinking gaara from Naruto, not gaara from here
 
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Juubi

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wannabeamonkey said:
Juubi said:
wannabeamonkey said:
Juubi said:
Still, I'd like to see a Sakura intro that would bring Gaara running. *hint hint*
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leave guro sakura out of this.
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I dunno what you're thinking about. I meant a Sakura in love with Naruto and Ino.....I said it.
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ah, I was thinking gaara from Naruto, not gaara from here
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Perhaps I should have said " Gaara of the Desert of TFF"?
 
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WarmasterCain55

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Juubi said:
wannabeamonkey said:
Juubi said:
wannabeamonkey said:
Juubi said:
Still, I'd like to see a Sakura intro that would bring Gaara running. *hint hint*
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leave guro sakura out of this.
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I dunno what you're thinking about. I meant a Sakura in love with Naruto and Ino.....I said it.
Click to expand...
ah, I was thinking gaara from Naruto, not gaara from here
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Perhaps I should have said " Gaara of the Desert of TFF"?
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*ears perk up*
 
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wannabeamonkey

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Juubi said:
wannabeamonkey said:
Juubi said:
wannabeamonkey said:
Juubi said:
Still, I'd like to see a Sakura intro that would bring Gaara running. *hint hint*
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leave guro sakura out of this.
Click to expand...
I dunno what you're thinking about. I meant a Sakura in love with Naruto and Ino.....I said it.
Click to expand...
ah, I was thinking gaara from Naruto, not gaara from here
Click to expand...
Perhaps I should have said " Gaara of the Desert of TFF"?
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or perhaps just, gaara here and real gaara.......
 
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