This is another response to Windfalcon's songfic challenge. This one is to the song Guy Love from the Scrubs musical episode. As such, it seemed appropriate to make it about Sasuke and Orochimaru.
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Orochimaru grinned underneath his bandages as he led Sasuke deeper into the underground complex. While it was irritating that the boy had arrived just too late for him to take his body immediately, that was only a minor setback. Three years wasnÆt too long to wait, and in the meantime, he could help make his future body even stronger.
Thoughts of gaining the sharingan for himself made the missing-nin give a dark chuckle. ôSasuke-kun, youÆre my favored one.ö It was important to always keep the lesser minions scrambling for his favor, directing their energy against each other rather than letting them work together. It wasnÆt that he feared any sort of rebellion, but some prospective bodies might be damaged if they fought amongst themselves.
ôI donÆt care about that. Hurry up and give me power.ö SasukeÆs voice had nothing but impatience in it, a stark disparity from the usual respectful tones the other Sound-nins kept when addressing Orochimaru. The last member of the San-nin glanced back as Kabuto tried to chastise the boy, only to flinch back from SasukeÆs killer intent. Smiling beneath his bandages, he started to explain to Sasuke exactly what his being here meant.
Orochimaru
Now hereÆs the deal between me and you
So things are specified
Though I say that youÆre my favored one
Your training here has just begun
Sasuke
I know exactly what you want too
And thatÆs why IÆm acting so snide
æCause who cares if it does leave me slain
Just help me perform my fratricide
Both
ThatÆs what we call
Nin love, thatÆs what it is
ôUse him for my purposesö
ItÆs not like weÆre feeding each other lies
Sasuke
YouÆll give me all the strength I need
Orochimaru
And then youÆll give me your eyes
Sasuke
ItÆs nin love
Both
æTil your demise
Sasuke
Who cares if I caused Konoha so much strife
Orochimaru
ThatÆs why IÆm gonna help you to kill Itachi
Sasuke
You know I just canÆt wait to end that guyÆs life
Orochimaru
And then IÆll get to be inside of your body
ôHe just means his soul possessing me.ö Sasuke glared over at Kabuto, who had been hanging back and watching the singing with a carefully-blank expression on his face.
Orochimaru
ThereÆs no need to clarify
Sasuke
Oh no?
Orochimaru
Just kill all those who dare call you gay
What goals for training do you have?
Sasuke
Mangekyou sharingan my own way!
Both
LetÆs go!
ItÆs nin love! DonÆt rhapsodize
Manipulate him ætil he dies
æTil then weÆll protect each otherÆs lives
Orochimaru
And if anyone does interfere
Sasuke
Then theyÆll taste my kunai knives
Both
ItÆs nin love ætil your demise
Orochimaru
And when I say ôI want your bodö
ItÆs not what it implies
Both
ItÆs nin love ætil your demise
Now clear on exactly what they wanted from each other, Sasuke and Orochimaru walked further down the hallway, arms comfortably around each otherÆs shoulders. Watching them go, Kabuto let out a sigh. ôSometimes I really hate being a Sound-nin. The musical-no-jutsu is a real pain.ö
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Orochimaru grinned underneath his bandages as he led Sasuke deeper into the underground complex. While it was irritating that the boy had arrived just too late for him to take his body immediately, that was only a minor setback. Three years wasnÆt too long to wait, and in the meantime, he could help make his future body even stronger.
Thoughts of gaining the sharingan for himself made the missing-nin give a dark chuckle. ôSasuke-kun, youÆre my favored one.ö It was important to always keep the lesser minions scrambling for his favor, directing their energy against each other rather than letting them work together. It wasnÆt that he feared any sort of rebellion, but some prospective bodies might be damaged if they fought amongst themselves.
ôI donÆt care about that. Hurry up and give me power.ö SasukeÆs voice had nothing but impatience in it, a stark disparity from the usual respectful tones the other Sound-nins kept when addressing Orochimaru. The last member of the San-nin glanced back as Kabuto tried to chastise the boy, only to flinch back from SasukeÆs killer intent. Smiling beneath his bandages, he started to explain to Sasuke exactly what his being here meant.
Orochimaru
Now hereÆs the deal between me and you
So things are specified
Though I say that youÆre my favored one
Your training here has just begun
Sasuke
I know exactly what you want too
And thatÆs why IÆm acting so snide
æCause who cares if it does leave me slain
Just help me perform my fratricide
Both
ThatÆs what we call
Nin love, thatÆs what it is
ôUse him for my purposesö
ItÆs not like weÆre feeding each other lies
Sasuke
YouÆll give me all the strength I need
Orochimaru
And then youÆll give me your eyes
Sasuke
ItÆs nin love
Both
æTil your demise
Sasuke
Who cares if I caused Konoha so much strife
Orochimaru
ThatÆs why IÆm gonna help you to kill Itachi
Sasuke
You know I just canÆt wait to end that guyÆs life
Orochimaru
And then IÆll get to be inside of your body
ôHe just means his soul possessing me.ö Sasuke glared over at Kabuto, who had been hanging back and watching the singing with a carefully-blank expression on his face.
Orochimaru
ThereÆs no need to clarify
Sasuke
Oh no?
Orochimaru
Just kill all those who dare call you gay
What goals for training do you have?
Sasuke
Mangekyou sharingan my own way!
Both
LetÆs go!
ItÆs nin love! DonÆt rhapsodize
Manipulate him ætil he dies
æTil then weÆll protect each otherÆs lives
Orochimaru
And if anyone does interfere
Sasuke
Then theyÆll taste my kunai knives
Both
ItÆs nin love ætil your demise
Orochimaru
And when I say ôI want your bodö
ItÆs not what it implies
Both
ItÆs nin love ætil your demise
Now clear on exactly what they wanted from each other, Sasuke and Orochimaru walked further down the hallway, arms comfortably around each otherÆs shoulders. Watching them go, Kabuto let out a sigh. ôSometimes I really hate being a Sound-nin. The musical-no-jutsu is a real pain.ö