No Usagi, Bad Usagi!

[The Ero-Sennin]

A BDSM rule thread:


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"Alright, I am now a magical girl!" Beautiful Destroyer Sailor moon exclaimed.

Luna nodded. "Yes, but first thing's first, there will be some rules. There are things as a Sailor Senshi that you cannot do, and I will not let you do them!"

"Wait, is this one of those rule threads?"

1. No breaking the fourth wall.

"Holy crap, what was that!?" Usagi shouted.

"Rule number one, no breaking the fourth wall, you damage enough walls as it is!" Luna demanded.

"But you just....!" Usagi tried to argue.

2. Luna is meta, deal with it.

"...Oh now you're just being arbitrary." Usagi flatly noted.

"The rules are rules, Usagi. Follow them!"


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3. Sailor Moon is not allowed to fight indoors, especially where there is anything expensive, fragile, inflammable, or some combination of the three.

4. Sailor Moon is not allowed to use her powers outside of fighting the forces of evil. That means becoming Sailor Moon to take part in Sasuke or various Strong-Man competitions is right out.

5. Sailor Moon is not allowed to use improvised weapons. Ever.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

6. Sailor Moon is no longer allowed to steal subway cars unless the end of the world is imminent.

7: Sailor Moon does not set national policy. She does not enfore it. She has no governmental powers whatsoever. Period.

8: Just because you can use the Transformation Pen to change your appearance, age, ethnicity and gender does not mean you can have sex in public.

 

[Crusader]

9. Sailor Moon is not allowed to use cats the way Postal Dude uses them in Postal 2.

10. Magical weapons are not paperweights or to be used as a doorstop.

11. Sailor Moon musn't make snarky remarks to fellow Senshi Sailor Jupiter that she says that about most of the guys she falls for.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

12: There is not a breed of Fainting Youma, and Sailor Moon is not allowed to pair up the Youma most afraid of her to make such a breed.

 

[DrTempo]

8a. No trying to look like one of those "Iczerman" pictures either!

 

[sytang]

A BDSM rule thread:

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13. Despite her namesake, Sailor Moon is not allowed to use the moon itself as a weapon. Dropping it on Earth is absolutely forbidden!

 

[sworded]

14. No one is to cover up Luna's moon mark to prevent her from talking.

15. No Senshi or any of their allies are to enslave evil minions, or turn them into indentured servants.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

16: The Silver Millenium reigned supreme ten thousand years ago. Redefine your definitions of "classic", "old", and "retro".

 

[AbyssalDaemon]

16: The Silver Millenium reigned supreme ten thousand years ago. Redefine your definitions of "classic", "old", and "retro".

More of several billion years going by what was said in the manga.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

17: Sailor Moon will not indulge in Nazi fashion.

 

[sworded]

18. No Senshi is to promote Communism, it NEVER works.

19. Summoning any of the Great Old Ones or any other Cosmic Horror is most certainly not allowed under any circumstances no matter how cute they pretend to be.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

20: Sailor Moon is not allowed to modify her costume or anyone else's costumes to be skimpier.

 

[zeebee1]

20a. Unless the it's a transformed mau.

 

[grant]

21. No commenting on Mamoru Chiba's capabilities. Seriously, don't even start on this one.

22. Sailor Earth is right out.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

23: Sailor Moon is not allowed to beat up male, overweight cosplayers of herself.

24: Sailor Moon, it is admirable you wish to find train gropers and punish them. Allowing Naru to get gangbanged before you step in to stop them is not an acceptable tactic.

24a: I don't CARE if she enjoyed it!

 

[Wharpt]

25. The Silence Glaive is NOT a carving knife (except for youma and deamons)! Use the Space Sword like everyone else!

 

[bissek]

25a) Nor is it the "Cosmic Can Opener".

 

[sworded]

25b. Although it might be used to open a can of Cosmic Whoop Ass.

26. The phrases hot pursuit, suspicious activity, or the like are not to be used to justify either breaking and entering or tresspassing for personal reasons.

 

[Atigerclaw]

25c: The correct term is 'Can Opener-O-Mass Destruction.' Get it right.

 

[Xon]

19. Summoning any of the Great Old Ones or any other Cosmic Horror is most certainly not allowed under any circumstances no matter how cute they pretend to be.

27. No awakening Sailor Saturn with the call "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Saturn Terra wgah'nagl fhtagn"

 

[DrTempo]

28. Usagi, if you're gonna go Super, please Try to refrain from playing "Super Dragon Soul."
28a. Aw, but it so fit the first time!

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

29: All Sailor Senshi will refrain from making clumsy come ons to the Dark Kingdom's Generals.

 

[Ezit Meti]

30: Ami, for the love of GOD stop talking about how this is just like that anime you watched that one time.

30a: Unless, you know, it pertains to weaknesses and vulnerabilities, then tell us what to do.

30b: Without summarising the whole damn show, if you please. Keep it concise.

31: Yes Rei, we're quite sure Usagi is not the evil you're sensing.

31a. STOP HITTING HER WITH YOUR CHARMS.

I take no credit for that last one (31a), it was all Ero Sennin.

 

[Atigerclaw]

Considering the title of this topic, shouldn't this remain focused on Usagi?


32: No. Absolutely NOT! You will NOT be permitted to own a ripper. No matter HOW good you are at throwing your death frisbee tiara attack. This is NOT Unreal Tournament!

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

33: The Sailor Senshi are not "hos", and Tuxedo Kamen is not your pimp.